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Blah Blah Blah. We are broke. Blah Blah Blah
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We are the world, we are the children...
We're serial this time! Captain Crunch even!!!
You won't take my Cayenne, Olli Rehn, Olli Rehn
Of cause they will take your Cayenne, its shortly before Machtergreifung 2.0. Hail to our great leders! :-)
”The Council has made a major step forward towards better economic governance in the EU”
Greece will become the modern equivalent to the burning Reichstag.
I think everything any politician says translates to this once you run it through the lie-->truth translation machine.
So where are the markets going?
Any price targets? Time Frames?
lemme guess...infinite volatility?
Damn, you're still all butthurt and shit.
Get a life.
You're my bitch.
I own you.
How does that make you feel?
What exactly do you want out of this exchange?
You are just acting like a butthurt moron. Better to simply remain silent.
contact me there.
Yeah, I'll do that.
Here's a hint--I'm not particularly interested in you. You are the one who replies to my comments that aren't directed at you. You are not a unique little snowflake. I treat you the same way I treat the legion of other trolls, who have all crawled away in shame after being proven WRONG over and over.
I would suggest you be silent in the future. All you do otherwise is make a fool of yourself, and collect junks.
If you must hate me, then hate me. There is a support group for that. "Butthurt faggot trolls who were dismembered by tmosley anonymous". Perhaps you ought to sit in on a session.
Waiting for an official statement about the insolvent US
From who? A ineffective president playing golf? A congress unable to do anything other than filibuster? or a court that needs months to decide or remand the case somewhere else?
Europe is like the Canker family in the trailer park always squabbling over nothing. Centuries of it.
This IS a statement about an insolvent US/IMF. They want european guaranties for their "help" now. ;)
how vapid can you get?
Haven't the Americans raised their (our) debt ceiling yet???
WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG???
It is easier to raise your own credit card limit than it is for Uncle Sam to do it.
One call does it all. Instant approval.
But here Congress is in it up to eyeballs. And they get nothing done.
Where's my check?
In the mail, with another bill for the paper it's written on! YEN
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Damn it Barkeep, keep that likker sliding over here!
never mind the speakeasy. Pour it right heah.
Ok, I want to announce that I will bail out Europe. Just trust me.
Drink a bottle of Ozo.
Fill the empty bottle with gasoline (NOT Diesel - dummy)
Stuff a piece of cloth into the neck of the bottle, leaving plenty hanging outside.
Tip the bottle upside down to allow some of the gas to lightly soak the cloth.
Find a suitable target.
Light it and chuck it.
Repeat until you are as broke as your country is.
Did'nt Alexander the Great burn down a city or Palace in drunken revels one time? heh.
At one time shortly after 911 that information or recipies for bomb making would get you jailed.
Hell, they also yanked all nuclear plant diagrams and other stuff off the internet 10 years ago.
Not knowing we are here to discuss FUKU in agonizing forensic detail for months with detailed charts worthy of penthouse or playboy.
'Someone' burned down Darius' palace in Persepolis (pretty sure that wasn't the proper Persian name tho' - 'history' is written by the victors, after all).
Now - if only Alexander had had shares in Boeing.
Very 'Persep-tive' of you. ;=)
That's the Molotov Cocktail....been around since the 1956 Hungarian uprising, I think ? Here's the Monedas Cocktail: Drink a bottle of Ouzo ! Fill it with gasoline and screw the lid on tight ! Duct tape twoo, threee or foooour sparklers, close together at least at their tips, to the side of the bottle ! Light the sparklers with a butane cigarette lighter or whatever ! Take your time, take aim and launch ! Monedas 2011 It uses Space Shuttle ignition technology !
Aren't you supposed to put soap flakes, or detergent, or something, in the bottom to make the gasoline 'sticky'? Or something? ;=)
Vague translation: Ya see don't get yer hopes up that we're gonna bail all y'all forever, Piigs. It's not like we're just printing money or anything, see? It's not like we're just gonna play sanny klaus and come round with trillions every time there's a hiccup that threatens our buddies at the big banks and Wall Street. We got that situation totally under control ok?. Totally. We tell them what to do not the other way 'round, got it?
This sounds like it was written by Geitner.
BLAH BLAH BLAH is all it takes to convince the bulls to BUY BUY BUY.
No it convinces Charlie Brown in Class that the Teacher is not worth listening to. They can only stare out the window (If provided...) and dream of a life after school. However short and violent it may be downtown.
Are the Proles losing patience? Or maybe waking up?
tik tok elitar. tik tok
maybe a little early, but I sense a distant rumbling.
and it's not that bean burrito
I have great hopes for the Greeks...
I think that what the statement really says is "we really, really hope that you Greeks don't elect a government that will just repudiate this deal and mess up all of our butt-buddies at the banks".
"We shall have peace for our time." -- Neville Chamberlain, British PM, September 30, 1938.
No wonder German was almost the official language during the first European Union. We're really supposed to look up to these effete liars? Bring back DSK so we get to fight back, at least no one claimed he was impotent.
No, just 'Important'.
I'll bail you, you'll bail me
We're one happy family
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you'll bail me too?
-Barney, the Bailing Central Bankster (R)
Mutually Assured Insolvency...
In my opinion, this crisis is caused by the flaw of Democracy, which is us, Voters! This flaw now happens every where, Greece, USA or even in my country, Thailand.
Right now, we're going to have a new election on 3rd July and ,sadly, every political party only try to please us by promoting hand out money policy (Tax cut, Debt relief, Stimulus plans... you name it). Can't blame the politician though, because, if someone dare try to promote Stop Stimulus plans or Raise Tax, he will be a goner. So, since politicians can't look ahead longer than 4 years term, these crazy deficit spending policies will go on and on and on until... well, look at Greece. When that happen, Don't blame politician, political system, China or anyone else, Blame YOU (ME).
I BELIEVE THE POOP HAS NOW HIT THE FAN, LOCK THE DOOR HIDE THE KIDS. I DON'T THINK THE GREEKS ARE PAYING. THERE IS A REALIZATION, THE BANKS HAVE A BETTER CHANCE TO SEE GOD THEN GET PAID BY GREECE OR PORTUGAL SPAIN OR ITALY AND LASTLY IRISH BANKS.
THE FIRST RULE IN BANKING DON'T LEND TO CRACK ADDICTS
Actually, I think, as bad as it is for the Greeks, they've done their homework and know that if they go, the whole show's over for the banksters. They have the trump card if they can hold on.
"Borrow $100 and can't pay the bank, you've got a problem. Borrow $1B and can't pay the bank, the bank's got a problem."
Right now, every single bank on this planet has a problem. Hyperbole acknowledged.
+1. Ponzi Econ 101
No it's evacuate the house via escape and evade with a go bag, handing weapons to spouse and kids. And then hide from the grid as it searches for every last dime to save themselves.
The raiding has started with Government Worker's own retirement accounts and Social Security at one time long ago.
Ten bucks say they issue the same with the word 'July' replaced with 'August'.
Wash, rinse, repeat.
I'll cover your ten and show you fireworks which noise will cover the associated shootings that will occur that evening on the 4th.
I say Guns of October. October tends to be the month with which to make a war before the brutal winter breaks steel and entombs the dead in ice.
Nice and brief, like a little song I used to lull my son to sleep with on the car ride home from the zoo today.
I call it the "Sheeple Song":
I'm a little sheeple....doo doo dooooo.I love GMO...doo doo doooo.I love fiat money...doo doo dooo.Dancing with the Stars...doo doo dooo.I'm a little sheeple....doo doo YEA!
Same tune, different lyrics for a bankster lulling his own son to sleep:
I'm a big banskter short and stout
Here is my wallet, here is my clout
The EU is loosing control, even if the ECB prints Germany will start to get frisky. Makes me think how primitive economics (and the morons at gov and CB's) is as a science. At least hedge funds follow chaos theory outcomes.
Germans Frisky? Nooooo!
Hurry Pass the damn Brat Bitte! Not your kinder dumbkoft!! the sausage schnell!
hahahaha thats good
See Monedas Cocktail recipe above about 15 posts ! FYI
Ever wonder why the incompenant, stupid asshole politicians selected rich people to print money? Or is it why the people they picked to print money were rich?
Rich people picked incompetent, stupid assholes to be politicians so they could loot and print money...
Problem Is wins tonight's "Cause and Effect" challenge question! Tell the man what he's won, Johnny! It's a new CAR - the 2011 Chevy Volt, the car that almost gets you anywhere you sorta want to be in the next hour or so as long as it's not more than 50-60 miles! (payment of all taxes responsibilty of 'winner' - please see agents Grab and Snatch of the IRS following this broadcast).
+1, on the money, Problem Is.
"Rooooollllll another one...
Just like the other one...
That one's burnt almost to th' end...
So, come on, be a real friend..."
-- The Fraternity of Man
Blah, blah, blah..Wir sind pleite...We are broke...Nous sommes a éclaté.Blah, blah, blah..
this greek thing sounds like BS - bunch of people predicting the end of the world
somehow 100 b$ is going to bring the world to its knees - some kind of butterfly effect
bernanke stands ready to flood them with liquidity
how can someone go bankrupt when they own a printing press?
100b is chump change! It's the loss in( Faith of the Bankstas) That collapse empires.
debt sustainability hinges critically on Greece sticking to the agreed fiscal consolidation path
debt sustainability hinges critically on Greece sticking to the agreed fiscal consolidation path
Translation by the babble fish: If the Greeks don't do exactly what we tell them to (the impossible) we (the banksters) are all well and truly fucked because we (the banksters) are counting on this 'asset' retaining some semblance of value to remain solvent so everyone had better make these Greeks toe the line or we'll implode the whole arbitrary, meaningless, fiat system and you will all have to figure out how you will function without paper or electrons with the ECB or FED stamp of approval on them.
(And can anyone tell me why Google thinks a TSA help wanted ad is appropriate for the visitors this site? What's the TSA trying to do - hire a bunch of NSA sock puppets?)
I'm going to love it when it goes tits up in the uSA. You won't be cracking so many jokes then.
Are your jokes in the same vein as the convicted murderer who turns stand up comedian, just as he steps onto the gallows?
I'm 3/4 moved out of this village!
get a load of this from IFR, 8:35am GMT -
"Just out from the meeting held by EU finance ministers in Luxembourg is the news that greece will now receive additional funding "additional funding will be financed through both official and private sources and welcome the pursuit of voluntary private sector involvement in the form of informal and voluntary roll-overs of existing Greek debt at maturity for a substantial reduction of the required year-by-year funding within the programme, while avoiding a selective default for Greece." Sound familiar?
They managed to get this out just as a flurry of bids were comming in eur/usd ... makes you wonder.
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can I lube ya all up? Olive oil greek style, in the cysterns. Then I will make you " HOLE"
They could well have just said: "Basically we don't know what the hell we are supposed to do, except the usual down-the-road-can-kicking."
Did a pretty good call on that Kampo bid eh? those long parabolics on the m15's were my first clue!
The swimming successes of the Marshall Plan just keep shining!
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