Official Statement By An Insolvent Europe On An Insolvent Greece

Tyler Durden's picture

Blah Blah Blah. We are broke. Blah Blah Blah

Eurogroup Statement

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Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty.'s picture

We are the world, we are the children...

Greyhat's picture

Of cause they will take your Cayenne, its shortly before Machtergreifung 2.0. Hail to our great leders! :-)

”The Council has made a major step forward towards better economic governance in the EU”

Greece will become the modern equivalent to the burning Reichstag.

tmosley's picture

I think everything any politician says translates to this once you run it through the lie-->truth translation machine.

bob_dabolina's picture

So where are the markets going?

Any price targets? Time Frames?

lemme guess...infinite volatility? 

tmosley's picture

Damn, you're still all butthurt and shit.

Get a life.

bob_dabolina's picture

You're my bitch. 

I own you. 

How does that make you feel?

tmosley's picture

What exactly do you want out of this exchange?

You are just acting like a butthurt moron.  Better to simply remain silent.

tmosley's picture

Yeah, I'll do that.


Here's a hint--I'm not particularly interested in you.  You are the one who replies to my comments that aren't directed at you.  You are not a unique little snowflake.  I treat you the same way I treat the legion of other trolls, who have all crawled away in shame after being proven WRONG over and over.

I would suggest you be silent in the future.  All you do otherwise is make a fool of yourself, and collect junks.

If you must hate me, then hate me.  There is a support group for that.  "Butthurt faggot trolls who were dismembered by tmosley anonymous".  Perhaps you ought to sit in on a session.

The Aviator's picture

Waiting for an official statement about the insolvent US

HungrySeagull's picture

From who? A ineffective president playing golf? A congress unable to do anything other than filibuster? or a court that needs months to decide or remand the case somewhere else?

Europe is like the Canker family in the trailer park always squabbling over nothing. Centuries of it.

Greyhat's picture

This IS a statement about an insolvent US/IMF. They want european guaranties for their "help" now. ;)

mccoyspace's picture

how vapid can you get?

bugs_'s picture

Haven't the Americans raised their (our) debt ceiling yet???



HungrySeagull's picture

It is easier to raise your own credit card limit than it is for Uncle Sam to do it.

One call does it all. Instant approval.

But here Congress is in it up to eyeballs. And they get nothing done.

nmewn's picture

Where's my check?

Yen Cross's picture

 In the mail, with another bill for the paper it's written on!           YEN

djsmps's picture

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

HungrySeagull's picture

Damn it Barkeep, keep that likker sliding over here!

never mind the speakeasy. Pour it right heah.

Yancey Ward's picture

Ok,  I want to announce that I will bail out Europe.  Just trust me.

Forgiven's picture

Drink a bottle of Ozo.

Fill the empty bottle with gasoline (NOT Diesel - dummy)

Stuff a piece of cloth into the neck of the bottle, leaving plenty hanging outside.

Tip the bottle upside down to allow some of the gas to lightly soak the cloth.

Find a suitable target.

Light it and chuck it.

Repeat until you are as broke as your country is.


HungrySeagull's picture

Did'nt Alexander the Great burn down a city or Palace in drunken revels one time? heh.

At one time shortly after 911 that information or recipies for bomb making would get you jailed.

Hell, they also yanked all nuclear plant diagrams and other stuff off the internet 10 years ago.

Not knowing we are here to discuss FUKU in agonizing forensic detail for months with detailed charts worthy of penthouse or playboy.

Antipodeus's picture

'Someone' burned down Darius' palace in Persepolis (pretty sure that wasn't the proper Persian name tho' - 'history' is written by the victors, after all).

Now - if only Alexander had had shares in Boeing.

Very 'Persep-tive' of you.  ;=)




Monedas's picture

That's the Molotov Cocktail....been around since the 1956 Hungarian uprising, I think ? Here's the Monedas Cocktail: Drink a bottle of Ouzo ! Fill it with gasoline and screw the lid on tight ! Duct tape twoo, threee or foooour sparklers, close together at least at their tips, to the side of the bottle ! Light the sparklers with a butane cigarette lighter or whatever ! Take your time, take aim and launch ! Monedas 2011 It uses Space Shuttle ignition technology !

Antipodeus's picture

Aren't you supposed to put soap flakes, or detergent, or something, in the bottom to make the gasoline 'sticky'?  Or something?  ;=)


Caviar Emptor's picture

Vague translation: Ya see don't get yer hopes up that we're gonna bail all y'all forever, Piigs. It's not like we're just printing money or anything, see? It's not like we're just gonna play sanny klaus and come round with trillions every time there's a hiccup that threatens our buddies at the big banks and Wall Street. We got that situation totally under control ok?. Totally. We tell them what to do not the other way 'round, got it? 

Joebloinvestor's picture

This sounds like it was written by Geitner.

dwdollar's picture

BLAH BLAH BLAH is all it takes to convince the bulls to BUY BUY BUY.


HungrySeagull's picture

No it convinces Charlie Brown in Class that the Teacher is not worth listening to. They can only stare out the window (If provided...) and dream of a life after school. However short and violent it may be downtown.

curly's picture

Are the Proles losing patience?  Or maybe waking up?

tik tok elitar.  tik tok

maybe a little early, but I sense a distant rumbling.

and it's not that bean burrito


JustACitizen's picture

I have great hopes for the Greeks...

I think that what the statement really says is "we really, really hope that you Greeks don't elect a government that will just repudiate this deal and mess up all of our butt-buddies at the banks".

gwar5's picture

"We shall have peace for our time." -- Neville Chamberlain, British PM, September 30, 1938.

No wonder German was almost the official language during the first European Union. We're really supposed to look up to these effete liars? Bring back DSK so we get to fight back, at least no one claimed he was impotent. 

Antipodeus's picture

No, just 'Important'.


Caviar Emptor's picture

I'll bail you, you'll bail me

We're one happy family

With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you

Won't you say you'll bail me too?

-Barney, the Bailing Central Bankster (R) 

carbonmutant's picture

Mutually Assured Insolvency...

MountainLotus's picture

In my opinion, this crisis is caused by the flaw of Democracy, which is us, Voters! This flaw now happens every where, Greece, USA or even in my country, Thailand.

Right now, we're going to have a new election on 3rd July and ,sadly, every political party only try to please us by promoting hand out money policy (Tax cut, Debt relief, Stimulus plans... you name it). Can't blame the politician though, because, if someone dare try to promote Stop Stimulus plans or Raise Tax, he will be a goner. So, since politicians can't look ahead longer than 4 years term, these crazy deficit spending policies will go on and on and on until... well, look at Greece. When that happen, Don't blame politician, political system, China or anyone else, Blame YOU (ME).

grove300's picture



holdbuysell's picture

Actually, I think, as bad as it is for the Greeks, they've done their homework and know that if they go, the whole show's over for the banksters. They have the trump card if they can hold on.

"Borrow $100 and can't pay the bank, you've got a problem. Borrow $1B and can't pay the bank, the bank's got a problem."

Right now, every single bank on this planet has a problem. Hyperbole acknowledged.

HungrySeagull's picture

No it's evacuate the house via escape and evade with a go bag, handing weapons to spouse and kids. And then hide from the grid as it searches for every last dime to save themselves.

The raiding has started with Government Worker's own retirement accounts and Social Security at one time long ago.

holdbuysell's picture

Ten bucks say they issue the same with the word 'July' replaced with 'August'.

Wash, rinse, repeat.

HungrySeagull's picture

I'll cover your ten and show you fireworks which noise will cover the associated shootings that will occur that evening on the 4th.

I say Guns of October. October tends to be the month with which to make a war before the brutal winter breaks steel and entombs the dead in ice.

knavechild's picture

Nice and brief, like a little song I used to lull my son to sleep with on the car ride home from the zoo today.

I call it the "Sheeple Song":

I'm a little sheeple....doo doo dooooo.
I love GMO...doo doo doooo.
I love fiat money...doo doo dooo.
Dancing with the Stars...doo doo dooo.
I'm a little sheeple....doo doo YEA!




Caviar Emptor's picture

Same tune, different lyrics for a bankster lulling his own son to sleep:

I'm a big banskter short and stout

Here is my wallet, here is my clout


chump666's picture

The EU is loosing control, even if the ECB prints Germany will start to get frisky.  Makes me think how primitive economics (and the morons at gov and CB's) is as a science.  At least hedge funds follow chaos theory outcomes. 

HungrySeagull's picture

Germans Frisky? Nooooo!


Hurry Pass the damn Brat Bitte! Not your kinder dumbkoft!! the sausage schnell!