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Once? Happenstance. Twice? Coincidence. Thrice? Enemy Action.

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A lone suicide bomber, on foot managing to catch unawares five "senior commanders" in Iraq where only the smartest and best organized insurgents are still alive to mount such action might be a three or four sigma event. A lone suicide bomber, on foot managing to catch unawares five "senior commanders" of Iran's Revolutionary Guard by waiting by the entrance of the complex where they were to meet local tribal leaders... that's a bit rarer still. Whisperings of western involvement in the incident are... still just whisperings.

One wonders, however, what strength Tehran will now have to divert to Sistan-Baluchestan near the Pakistan and Afghanistan to beef up security, where those forces will come from and what confusion the loss of senior commanders in the area will cause. All in all, rather an effective bit of work if you are in the force disruption business. Crude longs: take note.




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Sun, 10/18/2009 - 13:10 | Link to Comment TumblingDice
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    Meanwhile, Iran's Majlis (Parliament) Speaker Ali Larijani attributed the terrorist attack to American hostile efforts against Iran.

    "The terrorist attack is the result of the U.S. efforts and a sign of U.S. hostility towards Iran," Larijani told reporters before departure for Geneva for the General Assembly of the Inter-Parliamentary Union.

and then a different opinion,

"There is no evidence of outside help for Jundallah from wider militant networks," said Mustafa Alani, director of security and terrorism studies at the Gulf Research Center in Dubai. "It's a homegrown group that moves across the borders within fellow Baluchi tribes. It is very hard to control the border."

And one more from the NYT:

A terrorist group calling itself Jundallah — or Soldiers of God — took responsibility for the attacks, according to the state-owned Press TV. The group is made up of ethic Baluchis, who can also be found in Pakistan and Afghanistan, and has taken credit for other attacks in the region in recent years.

The Jundallah has ties across the border into Pakistan, and Iranian officials say it has been encouraged, financed and armed by the United States.

Someone will have to get the blame here. either they start saber rattling at the US or they increase security at the border.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 13:06 | Link to Comment Missing_Link
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This is a real moral quandary.  Do I hate the militants for their use of suicide bombing, or thank them for attacking the Revolutionary Guards?

I don't know.  In either event, I think suspicion of US involvement is inappropriate at this point, and I am thankful that at least some of the militants are fighting the Iranians instead of the US.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 13:24 | Link to Comment TumblingDice
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wtf is wrong with you? this comment is just grotesque. you better wise up.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 20:00 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 10/18/2009 - 14:03 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 10/18/2009 - 14:13 | Link to Comment Marla Singer
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1. Who said anything about a U.S. attack?

2. We haven't made a call on crude.

3. You will want to review our conflicts and disclosure policy.

4. How are you defining neo-capitalism? We're capitalists. Aren't you?

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 14:50 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 10/18/2009 - 16:08 | Link to Comment Marla Singer
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1. Who said anything about a U.S. attack?

Ummmmn, you? Attack on Iran... or Market Noise? (Noise, Probably).

Find the word "American" or "U.S." in there. Take your time. I'll wait.

2. We haven't made a call on crude.

No, but you keep up on the Iran agenda.

Anyone watching energy better keep up on Iran... long or short.  So would you like to retract your claim that we have called for prices to increase?  Or do you just want to leave that hanging?

3. You will want to review our conflicts and disclosure policy.

I have read. When something smells biased and propagandized, it needs retorting!

Sounds great.  Too bad you aren't doing that here. If you want to retort my posts feel free.  However, it is better if you don't invent a new position for me that is easier for you to retort in the process.  I haven't said any of the things you take issue with.  Go argue with your phantom elsewhere.

4. How are you defining neo-capitalism? We're capitalists. Aren't you?

The New New capitalism, concentrating power and wealth amongst only the elite, the middle class no more and the working classes - I am sorry but the service jobs went to India and the manufacturing jobs went to Asia.

What, exactly, does any of this have to do with watching crude futures options and pointing out some screwy stuff is going on?  Does that not meet with the approval of your socio-political framework?  Sounds progressive!

I am a socio capitalist, wealth through entrepreneurship, building business, and a part of the wealth for everyone.

Some work and pay for all.  You're a socialist.  Let's not mince words.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 16:42 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 10/18/2009 - 16:56 | Link to Comment Marla Singer
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"Well anyone with a reasonable IQ would know that there only two (one) countries which would attack Iran - Israel/ US, one or two, undecided - (Obama vs Hawks so far)."

So did you find "American' or "U.S." in there? It wasn't clear from your answer.  Also, I notice you omitted Pakistan (the likely source of the latest attack).  I suppose that Reuters has something other than a "reasonable IQ" since they don't seem to know that only Israel or the US would attack Iran?

So you do agree with me, ZEROHEDGE is reporting on Iran on a weekly basis, mostly long so far but might go short in the future? Excellent.

I'm not sure we are reading the same website.  Perhaps it is some strange bizzaro web filter, or a bridge between parallel universes or somesuch at work?  Anyhow, your version sounds interesting.  Let me know how the neo-capitalist long-short Iran position works out.  (By the way, how are you shorting Iran exactly?  Is there a 2x Bear Iran ETF somewhere?)

Hawkish views on Iran do not meet my approval, if you do not understand socio world structure, why reply?

And you think Zero Hedge is hawkish on Iran (by which I take it you mean supportive of military action there) because we have observed interesting pricing in crude futures markets?  Again, I'm not sure we are reading the same website.  Your version sounds more... exciting though.  I will give you that.  Feel free to continue disapproving of Bizzaro Hedge, but please do it in Bizzaro Hedge's comment section instead.  Thanks!

The rest of your reply devolves into "I'm not a socialist but let's make sure we redistribute a bunch of wealth," amid a lot of arm flailing.  Given the prominence of CAPS in your post I can only conclude that some odd seizure attack or something took hold in the last two paragraphs (which explains the cognitive dysfunction evidenced by your socio-political confusion in that section).

Anyhow, thanks for participating.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 17:00 | Link to Comment ZerOhead
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Marla... may I be the first to suggest a 20 word maximum reply to 'Anonymous' posters?

And only worthy posts at that... clearly this clown is new around here. :-)

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 17:04 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 10/18/2009 - 17:11 | Link to Comment Marla Singer
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Interesting. Contrary wise, I have your IP address today.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 17:20 | Link to Comment ZerOhead
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That's my girl :-)

You said so much more with just 9 words.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 17:42 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Classic straw man attack on Marla that devolves into a personal attack when the lack of logic employed by the attacker failed to get a rise out of Marla. Perfectly played Marla. Perfectly played.

This is the brilliance of ZH displayed for all to see. The attackers anonymity doesn't protect him from his obviously flawed straw man attack. But Marla's anonymity allows her to stay on subject and not chase shadows.

Don't take the bait, stick to the facts, let the attacker collapse into a foaming-at-the-mouth example of the idiocy he is.

Bravo!!!!

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 17:57 | Link to Comment ZerOhead
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"This is the brilliance of ZH displayed for all to see."

When you say brilliance of ZH... did you mean Head or Hedge... ?

Just askin'...

 

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 18:35 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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This is the brilliance of the Zero Hedge anonymous format displayed for all to see. And of course, the brilliance of Marla.

Zero Hedge has done more to publicize and openly question the ongoing crimes of countless individuals and entities than all the MSM outlets combined, principally because of its credibility. 

In doing so, Zero Hedge has exposed itself to attack that its able to ward off because of the intelligence of its operators/contributors/commenters and its anonymous format.

But I like where you're going with the "zero head" title for the anonymous attacker.  

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 18:46 | Link to Comment ZerOhead
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... just a teensie bit to the right of my avatar... :-)

Damn it's underneath it now...

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 19:03 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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No no, you're ZerOhead, not Zero Head. Ack. Pbthhh! :>)

Besides, I always see you as Bill the Cat, not ZerOhead.

BTW I've never been the same since I stopping getting my daily dose of Bloom County. I can't believe it's been 20 years since the end. Berkeley Breathed created a masterpiece but I heard it took a terrible toll on him. Outland never did quite fill the void.

I'm not ashamed to say that at 50+ I still have my giant Opus stuffed animal an old girlfriend gave me 25 years ago. She's long gone but Opus is still with me. That probably explains a lot about me.

 

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 19:44 | Link to Comment ZerOhead
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There was something about Opus that resonates with us all. And Bill was an instant classic... I just hope I don't get sued.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 20:01 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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If you do get sued, we can get Steve Dallas to defend you. I hear he's available and he works cheap.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 17:38 | Link to Comment texpat
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On the Internet, Marla knows you're a dog.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 17:49 | Link to Comment TumblingDice
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I especially liked the seizure part.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 18:56 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 10/18/2009 - 20:30 | Link to Comment TumblingDice
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you know, by this point even the dumbest of people would have had the epiphany "wow it sure seems like I'm a complete moron! I better quit before embarrassing myself any further." But no, there is a special class of stupid reserved for people such as yourself, as CD eloquently put it, the foaming-at-the-mouth kind. I already regret wasting time in drafting a response to your hate filled words so all I can do is simply shake my head in disappointment when I see through your example how far ignorance and hate can infest a wonderful thing that is the human mind. What a waste.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 20:32 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Actually, Dice, the problem is s/he is deeply humiliated and every time s/he gets at the keyboard they want to redeem it, and instead, they just make the humiliation worse. That's when they foam at the mouth. Now, however, both of us are guilty of feeding trolls.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 04:49 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 10/19/2009 - 06:15 | Link to Comment trader1
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i'm looking forward to the post "Paranoid Commenter Goes Postal on Zero Hedge...Ends Up as Raj Rajaratnam's Prison Bunk-Mate."

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 06:41 | Link to Comment JacksWastedLife
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Such a pleasuring reading. I think Hollywood producers should buy this story for FC II, even if this anon is a fake. (Congratulations if it's authentic)

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 17:34 | Link to Comment _Biggs_
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I think this might fall under the classification of "terroristic threat."  You are flirting buddy....not to mention your blatent disrespect.

 

A terroristic threat is a crime generally involving a threat to commit violence communicated with the intent to terrorize another, to cause evacuation of a building, or to cause serious public inconvenience, in reckless disregard of the risk of causing such terror or inconvenience. It may mean an offense against property or involving danger to another person that may include but is not limited to recklessly endangering another person, harassment, stalking, ethnic intimidation, and criminal mischief.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 17:44 | Link to Comment Marla Singer
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Oh, he/she is definitively in the criminal zone in most states. I already have a kevlar wardrobe though and I sleep with my p7m8, so he/she can feel free to visit anytime.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 18:39 | Link to Comment Careless Whisper
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Marla + P7/M8 = ooh la la

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 18:21 | Link to Comment deadhead
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then, I suppose it is safe to say you are sleeping "commando".

 

just a dirty old man...nothing here

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 19:25 | Link to Comment Escamillo
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Marla:  H&Ks are nice for the range, but sleep with a Remington Model 1100.  Squeeze and forget.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 22:18 | Link to Comment _Biggs_
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That's awesome.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 00:50 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 10/19/2009 - 04:04 | Link to Comment Marla Singer
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The p7m10 is a brick. No thanks.

9mm will do the job just fine provided you use good rounds and see 12" or better penetration.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 17:45 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 10/18/2009 - 17:48 | Link to Comment Marla Singer
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Uh, that's Iran who is tying it to the West, as reported by Reuters. I'm not "trying" to tie it to anything. As for conspiracy, considering the group with apparent ties to the West immediately took credit, speculating about some internal Iranian freedom fighters no one has ever heard of before as the source sounds like the "out there" theory to me.

You know, one really wishes people would at least be vaguely familiar with the issues before commenting.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 18:07 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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What the heck is it with this weekend?  Sheesh.  How hard can understanding the topic of conversation be when it is printed in bold at the top of the page?  You are producing far better work for a Sunday afternoon than I could accomplish.  Thanks.

All The Best

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 01:02 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 10/18/2009 - 17:47 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Bitch, after you called her bitch, I'd step in here and fcuk with you, but fight club has rules. If the ref is fighting seems some one needs to do some splainin' to you.

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.

5th RULE: One fight at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

Now anon bitch, are you limp? You sure sound limp. Did you tap out? Did you say stop? Cause I'll remind her of the rules if she is beating up on you too bad.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 18:06 | Link to Comment ZerOhead
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Now that would be your emotions talking Mizzy...

Did ya check out my last post back to you? :-)

 

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 18:25 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Yes I did Kitty Head. I may need to post to you there, later. We are getting ready to have an epistemology/ontology debate. If I said I tend to be a postmodernist, deconstructionist type, could we head this off? Our discussion will be a long one, otherwise.

Regarding the above, there is emotion, but I also injected logic into my choice, too. Cut and pasted the rules of fight club, which this site is based on, and then I, for the most part, followed them. The fight is not mine, it is Marla's. But if we were at a party and the person called her a bitch in front of me, it would be difficult to restrain myself. That is emotion, but if I don't hit him/her (if it is a dude, I admit, I want to hit him bad) then I have subsumed my emotional desires to the logic of appropriate social interaction.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 18:38 | Link to Comment ZerOhead
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Consider the matter headed off...

Check out the Mercedes Benz article... have you seen the million monkeys?

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 20:55 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Monkeez funny!

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 19:25 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 10/18/2009 - 20:06 | Link to Comment DrPsycho
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good lord, does everyone here model their lives on some Hollywood movie "hero".........

 

no wonder the country is going down the tubes........

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 19:21 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 10/18/2009 - 19:32 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Anon, you forget that here at ZH not only are there financial services people, there are lawyers both defense & prosecutors and law enforcement from all levels. Based upon my professional experience you may well have the capacity to carry out your threats and that, in my mind makes you a threat to yourself, others and to civil society.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 19:52 | Link to Comment deadhead
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+1

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 20:45 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Miles Kendig = balls (no brag, just facts).

Anonymouse #102817 (and other numbers) = sad sacks.


Sun, 10/18/2009 - 22:07 | Link to Comment agrotera
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No doubt MK!

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 21:11 | Link to Comment Village Idiot
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Come on bro' never lead with your intentions.  You are a glass jaw just waiting to get shattered.

BTW - Five Iranian generals killed, and, terrorists blown up in the process?  what did I miss?  It's all good.  

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 22:03 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Mon, 10/19/2009 - 16:12 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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So.  Wouldn't be my first picture Barney.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e933-4SPMbI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5JPliWh6G4

Just remember Barney, no professors from MIT gonna swoop down to save you since they're here and you already tossed those by threatening them, their friends & associates.

Happy trails.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 16:19 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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send it to me please, i would be more than glad to visit you, oh, and include your address, but that is not necessary.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 02:42 | Link to Comment Unscarred
Mon, 10/19/2009 - 11:55 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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Let me tell you something bitch. You do that and I'll cut your liver out of your body and use it as sidewalk chalk to paint a giant heiroglyph of a finger with your bile and liver paste so you can see the fuck you as you die and ascend into heaven. If it's not large enough to show up on google maps. I'm coming back other organs.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 00:13 | Link to Comment curbyourrisk
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Marla.  Please do not spend so much time (wasting time) responding to anonymous people on here.  You are much better than having to defend yourself to the idiots of the interenet.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 21:54 | Link to Comment sinatra_911
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meow... nice.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 19:16 | Link to Comment sgt_doom
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Listen clown Anon (#102762), are you even remotely aware of how many times John Bolton has stated that "Iran should be nuked by the U.S."?????

Has it slipped your memory that Kindasleazy Rice, when she was still secretary of state, under the Bush regime, called for and received billions in dollars for covert activities against Iran?

And it has been rather common knowledge that the "soldiers of God" group has been financially supported by the US, along with two other groups out of Northern Iraq (Kurds), and Pakistan, for quite some time.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 02:33 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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i dont know if you are just one of Obamas little PR slave monkeys or are you from the AIPAC but you either read all the evidence floating around or shut the fuck up. It is a good thing that this forum is anonymous. little scared girls like yo can hide their scared little faces while the weep because your masters plan is out in the open. better yet, just go kill yourself, you will do humanity a big fucking favor my retarded little " friend ".

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 18:36 | Link to Comment Steak
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I'm all the way down the screen from the original comment...but I can tell you now that revenge begets revenge.  Killing Revolutionary Guard members solves nothing.  Sure Iran's security aparatus are all total rat bastards, but Iraq tried killing them by the thousands and it only made them more psychotic and parinoid.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 13:30 | Link to Comment deadhead
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#3 story on huffpo. interesting to say the least. thanks marla, look forward to more on the story.  rahm appears to be talking tough on afghanistan this a.m.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 13:36 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Sun, 10/18/2009 - 13:52 | Link to Comment . . .
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Marla's goldfinger quote looks wrong.  I think it is "once is chance, twice coincidence, three times enemy action."

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 13:55 | Link to Comment Marla Singer
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Goldfinger was wrong.

Once. Twice. Thrice.

Duh.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 14:02 | Link to Comment . . .
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Placing grammar over rhythm and meter is no way to go through life.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 14:04 | Link to Comment Marla Singer
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Too "Commodores" for me.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 14:07 | Link to Comment deadhead
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now that song is going to be an earworm all day

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 17:57 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Oh GOD no.....not that. dh, horrible suggestion. Ahhhh. Quick, replace it with something.... Ahh... Once, twice, three times a la.....

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 18:19 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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A random attempt out of the deck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS_IYe5JTZ4

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 18:19 | Link to Comment spanish inquisition
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Here try this!

Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 18:30 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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You have this coming for that and I am not thinking Good Will Hunting.  Out of sync to boot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7N_IN7jQRk

All The Best :-)

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 18:46 | Link to Comment spanish inquisition
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Afternoon delight - Touche. The greatest ear worm song on earth- so I will go off planet now...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEAjWX1IYvI

 

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 18:52 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Oh wow...

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 19:07 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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At least it hasn't been overplayed...

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 19:36 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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100% true fact MsCreant.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 18:40 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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I personally know a Buddhist monk who got Frosty the Snowman stuck in his head for three weeks. Everytime he sat down to meditate...

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 18:50 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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My unit went on a no notice deployment and we got stuck with 1 cd.  Reminded me of the movie Applo 13.  Except, get this is was Wilson-Phillips.  To this day hearing "Impulsive" or "Hold On" makes me physically ill.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 18:46 | Link to Comment MinnesotaNice
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lol... that's perfect... too funny... no repetitive annoying lyrics in that song  :-)

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 18:56 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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None.. Nada.  zip.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 19:35 | Link to Comment MinnesotaNice
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Wow... you're still up :-) 

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 19:39 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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I am at a level of chronic pain that makes sleep all but impossible.  This time since Friday.  The change is killin' me.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 19:40 | Link to Comment MinnesotaNice
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Sorry to hear that Layne...

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 19:54 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Only the living feel it.  :-)

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 18:27 | Link to Comment deadhead
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mscreant...my rookie attempt at deviance, recognizing you as the master!

keep humming that tune "...three times a lady"

 

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 18:44 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Don't know if you are familar with the movie Evil Dead. Bad ole' classic. I think I am going Hollywood to pitch another movie: Evildeadhead. You will, of course, serve as the model for the protagonist. :-D

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 19:00 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Ya.  Upstate, middle aged man and occasional trader turns into the the Evildeadhead....

Ha!

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 19:55 | Link to Comment deadhead
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i'm willing to looking at the script....i can only imagine what mscreant could come up with lol!

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 22:21 | Link to Comment agrotera
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here is another one for the other ear:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS_VlIhKn6c&feature=player_embedded

 

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 13:05 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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One of the all time best in quality reference agrotera.  Once more, for that other ear...  After all, when it is all but over we finally realize that the best of things usually were with us all along, just waiting to be discovered.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5clofp30cUw

Peace

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 14:59 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Sun, 10/18/2009 - 13:57 | Link to Comment Marla Singer
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Read again. Carefully this time.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 18:38 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Marla,

Your article has clearly brought out the haters and operatives. Amazing (and very interesting) what gets the dogs worked up. You're not baiting them for your pleasure, are you? :>)

I do know that I never wish to cross swords with you without my super duper magic armour. You may have a beautiful voice but your bite is so much worse than your bark.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 19:02 | Link to Comment MinnesotaNice
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I am really impressed with Marla's stamina... after jamming all night into the mid-morning... she still has the mental ability to take the anon head-on and skewer him/her repeatedly... Marla rocks...

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 19:22 | Link to Comment sgt_doom
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Besides, we don't need no stinkin' kevlar vests....we murder from afar!

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 19:38 | Link to Comment MinnesotaNice
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I'll tell you what... if I am ever in trouble I'm calling Marla or MsCreant... they both know how to take it on and not turn loose until the enemy begs for mercy  :-)

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 20:22 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Clearly those two ladies shoot first and ask questions later, after the bodies are sorted out. There is such beauty in watching a professional wordsmith dismantle an adversary without breaking stride.

Calm, cool and collected with that delicious sarcasm thrown in to boot. I read the exchange with excitement and wondered if Marla would REALLY take off on the dude and leave a bloody mess. You know it was a man from the way he resorted to threats after being repeatedly emasculated.    

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 20:31 | Link to Comment MinnesotaNice
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Yep... they are dandies... I want to be just like them when I grow up :-)   And the funniest part is that Marla had to allow him into the ZH website because of the 'hold' they can place on anon's comments... so she was playing with him like a cat with a mouse.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 21:05 | Link to Comment TumblingDice
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Quite right, a cat with a mouse...it could have easily been avoided but Marla probably wanted the mental exercise, or in this case I would not even call it that. More like a stretch to limber up.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 21:09 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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MinnesotaNice,

Ya see, I'm not sure I'm buying this whole nice thing anymore. It is you dear one, who notices the cat and mouse reality, not me, no one else here. Could be that training.

The real MinnieNice:

http://girlspy.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/svlafemmenikita.jpg

First Responder indeed. Great cover if you can get it-- Assassin!

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 21:27 | Link to Comment MinnesotaNice
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You are so darn funny... you crack me up on a daily basis... lol

 

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 22:19 | Link to Comment ZerOhead
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I think I like you... :-)

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 01:34 | Link to Comment MinnesotaNice
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:-)

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 22:17 | Link to Comment ZerOhead
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I love chicks with guns...

If we had sent 144,000 of those girls to Iraq we never would have had any problems...

Even the Iranians would welcome them in the streets with flowers as liberators... hold it... I remember that from somewhere... but where?

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 14:02 | Link to Comment Cistercian
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Today's word is pipeline.The oil business sure is fun.
I wonder if Brzezinski thinks this is a good idea.I wager he does.

When Iran tried to nationalize oil, the US imposed the Shah.That worked out well.Now that they are really tossing the dollar and have the temerity to open a bourse that won't take it at all.....well let's just say I think they are going to have a lot more incidents like this.Which highlights nicely the COMPLETE INSANITY of the idiots who are doing it!!!Nothings says we are screwed quite as well as our own operatives continuing to carry out polices which always go wrong...sometimes in apocalyptic fashion.Iranians who got to know the tender mercies of SAVAK (the shahs secret police/minions/SS etc) have not forgotten.And the mouth breathers here wonder why the Iranians are angry.Duh.

And energy going to the moon in value will help how?

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 14:20 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 10/18/2009 - 18:39 | Link to Comment SWRichmond
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The folks at GIM had a great time with the "virgins-in-paradise" thing a few days ago.  Here's the best post ever:

http://goldismoney.info/forums/showpost.php?p=1970582&postcount=17

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 18:59 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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That is funny stuff!

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 14:39 | Link to Comment TumblingDice
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to learn more about Jundallah here is a helpful link:

http://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=Jundullah

They are certainly connected to the US IMO and have been one of the pieces of the puzzle of the US's covert effort to destabilize the current regime.

 

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 17:07 | Link to Comment ZerOhead
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We spent $400 million to destabilise Iran. I'm not sure how the money was spent but you never know...

Of course we would never support terrorist organisations... unless it was Bin Laden and the Taliban against the Russians... did we ever get all those extra stinger missiles back when they were done? How about the anti-tank missiles then?

Could you imagine the fun if China and Iran started supplying the Taliban with comparable assets? Ouch! 

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 17:27 | Link to Comment TumblingDice
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thank goodness judallah (or jundullah) is not on the handy list of foreign terrorist organizations the state department keeps.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._State_Department_list_of_Foreign_Terro...

otherwise, we might have been dealing with terrorists if, in the off chance, we were to support them in any sort of indirect fashion. Nothing to worry about here then.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 17:29 | Link to Comment Marla Singer
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Nice (non) find! :)

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 17:32 | Link to Comment ZerOhead
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Yes thank goodness TD...

That makes them 'freedom fighters' then... just like Bin Laden and the Taliban were.

I feel so much better now.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 18:41 | Link to Comment SWRichmond
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"Were I to make a list of our dangerous radicals I should name, first, the Congress of the United States which treats with contempt the plain mandates of the Constitution."
- Massachusetts Congressman George Tinkham, 5 April, 1923

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 20:48 | Link to Comment TumblingDice
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and the worst part of it all is that we vote the buffoons into office. however, I feel like if we prove (and I believe that it has already been done) that electronic voting machines can be and are rigged, then the people and the republic that is supposed to represent them might regain some legitimacy. But that is only after we start kicking out the traitors to our country out of office. Until then we have to rely solely on our military power for that legitimacy thing.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 03:43 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 10/18/2009 - 19:27 | Link to Comment sgt_doom
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Given all the influence of India in Afghanistan (road building, other construction, and protection of workers by Indian soldiers - which goes little reported, plus that $1.8 billion in aid to the Afghani gov't.), one might surmise the possibility of such a thing in the future, certainly by the Pakistanis, more so.....

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 02:53 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Sun, 10/18/2009 - 16:21 | Link to Comment Emmanuel Goldstein
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I find the timing suspicious, too close to the announcement of the end of Forex trading in Dollars as linked to the Euro being the only acceptable currency for oil purchases.

Also the direct link between the US and the Jundullah is the ribbon that ties it together.

When Iran says this was western backed, with all of these factors part of the same picture I have to agree with them.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 18:44 | Link to Comment SWRichmond
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Iran must tread carefully here; if they ramp up the Great Satan rhetoric, then the next attack on U.S. soil will be linked to them as a retaliatory strike for this killing, and the war with Iran will begin in earnest.

I expect a measured public response from Iran.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 16:04 | Link to Comment AN0NYM0US
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Not that any scenario involving a conflict with Iran will end well, but if Iran is not "proactive" their ability to disrupt the Strait of Hormuz will be all but neutralized. A first strike by US/Israel will quickly undo any "war" premium in the oil markets as their prime target will be the Tunb islands and associated threats to the Strait. The administration's delays in addressing the Afghan situation could well be related to an impending operation against Iran.

(and as for the "Martyrdom" comment above - who's to say it wasn't a drone or some poor soul simply delivering a package)

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 16:26 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 10/18/2009 - 18:23 | Link to Comment Emmanuel Goldstein
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No, but it fits perfectly with the CIA's long running programs in Iran.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 18:37 | Link to Comment Cistercian
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 Yes, it certainly does.It is a non related coincidence that the heroin from Afghanistan flows through that area of Iran like a river.And we all know the CIA has nothing to do with drug transshipments or distribution.That would be crazy talk.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 19:31 | Link to Comment sgt_doom
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Next, Cistercian, you might start mentioning how cocaine processing was swiftly declining in Panama, until Geo. H.W. Bush decided to invade back in the early '90s, then it shot straight up.  Remarkably similar to Afghanistan, how the poppy is profuse since the US began occupying some it.  And then I recall Vietnam....

Nope, all crazy talk, Cistercian...next you'll be mentioning the relevant historical fact that Iran hasn't attacked anyone outside of their borders in thousands of years.   Stop all this crazy talk.

(End sarcasm.....)

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 21:15 | Link to Comment Cistercian
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 Excellent.+1000

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 20:45 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 10/18/2009 - 21:25 | Link to Comment Cistercian
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 Which is really the problem isn't it?We allow a depraved group of insane sociopathic torturer/murderers to run amok.The intelligence community is a clear and present danger...and they are operating with so little oversight it is no wonder they have devolved to so low a state.THEY are un american, they are traitors, and they need to be dealt with.I won't lose any sleep over that being imminent, however.

 Land of the free...HAH. More like the land of the closely scrutinized wage slave robot.If only 10 percent of sworn Federal enforcement officers actually upheld their oath, it would be a different world.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 21:41 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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I really wonder if the movie Syriana had it right about CIA. Ineffectual hasbeens, politicos. I wonder if it is these mercenary groups (Xe, or Chai or something) that do the nasty covert stuff now. That way it stays off the books and does not show up in papers 30 years later.

I know nothing though.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 21:47 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 10/18/2009 - 22:06 | Link to Comment TumblingDice
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lol...Chai !

Unfortunately I feel like Syriana makes it seem more romantic if anything, it's probably much worse if you ask me.

And the CIA's and chai's existence is unfortunately necessary in terms of strategy and competative advatage aspect of it, which is not something likely to change anytime soon.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 22:01 | Link to Comment Cistercian
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 You are spot on about the mercenaries.They do plenty of zero oversight/plausible denial type work.They are also greedy swine...the companies like Xe are making cubic money, while the ordinary troops don't get what they need.That makes my blood boil.Xe recruits very highly trained special forces troops, pays them big bucks, gets cubic money for it...and they are totally outside the UCMJ.(uniform code of military justice)It is just obscene.Gee, if we took the money used for the mercs and gave it to our service members, I wonder if that might be better?

 And don't worry, there are plenty of CIA people still doing "work".The mercs do add one more layer of deniability , as well as enabling well connected owners of the firms to become as rich as kings.Not one of America's exports I am proud of...

 

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 21:42 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Sun, 10/18/2009 - 18:29 | Link to Comment Steak
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On foreign involvement (as Iran defines it).  Perception is reality and Iran wants revenge.  This is why they have proxies all over the Middle East.  And they have many proxies.  And they are well armed.  There will be escalation.

Watch Bahrain, Yemen, and the crowd favorite Lebanon...Saudi if shits gonna get real.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 20:46 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Sun, 10/18/2009 - 21:07 | Link to Comment Biff Malibu
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Hi Marla

Do you see anything that might be similar or reminiscent of the "Bin Laden" trades on the airlines prior to 9/11??  Apparently a high up retired CIA guy made a killing on those trades.  Thanks

Biff

 

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 04:01 | Link to Comment Marla Singer
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Biff, I love you, but you have to lose that debunked nonsense.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 10:46 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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