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Government-supported returns forever. What the hell do I need a hedge fund for anymore? I have global central banks! (for waayyyyy lower fees to boot. lol)
It's all good! ALL good!
Don't they want to push the futures higher for best price for options expiry?
I suspect you're right. We need a bounce before we sell off again anyway. The bulltards are well trained at this point (ref CMG msg board @ yahoo)
Okay, I think I got it now...
Dollar up = Stocks up
Dollar down = Stocks up
No fly Zone = Stocks up
Nuclear reactor failure with radiation leakage = stocks soar higher
POMO = Stocks accelerate to green
Treasury Broke = Stocks on fire
I get it now!!! LOL
And when this ponzi blows up in the faces of the ignorant American investor, will AAPL launch I-Pad 3 to calm to people down?
You can't tell me people don't realize this thing is broken, and broken so badly that the FED has to play price manipulator everyday to save face. This is nuts.....GOD help us when the first sign of an interest rate increase comes around.
'And when this ponzi blows up in the faces of the ignorant American investor, will AAPL launch I-Pad 3 to calm to people down?'
exactly! Helicopters will grab I-Pad 3s from the Foxconn sweathops and throw them down on the people in US and Europe to cool them down to prevent revolutionary meltdown.
Well said. Now every Central bank the world over is "intervening" in this situation. Ironically the only free capital market in the world is now the black market. The entire globe has reached the end now. iPad3,4 and 5 released all at once could stop the real disaster thats coming
Revolutionary meldown? I can't find the app for that...
I hate to think what will happen when Jobs succumbs to cancer and the people are not told what their likes and interests are anymore. *Shudder*
Days of Purim, triple witching, 77th day of the year and full moon tomorrow. Let the craziness continue!
What time does the sun go down in Libya?
I think around 1PM EST.
Since these control freaks are into numbers and symbols so much, don't be surprised if the bombs starta droppin today!
It'll be another "Shock 'n' Awe" moment for world leaders and banksters!
It is all good, ..... go back to watching jersey shore.....
Time to watch Hellcats, with a bottle of Pantene in one hand, and the knob in the other. LOL
Brent touching $115 is also majorly bullish for stocks.
$116.00 basis May. Now even more bullish!
Couple this with loss of control over the silver suppression scheme in May, and it's easy to see that this next financial 'morning after the party" is just about to have its dawn.
Might want to buy some ordinance stocks.
LMT is actually looking good.
Yemen is boiling over, again
may you guy skills me, go back and run some tests, I can't remember the last time we didn't have a big up day friday. If you invest on just those days you will do very well!!!
Oh, you can almost go long at 2 pm each adn every day, just have to watch about 3:30. "the joke market"
One number and three words will signal the collapse of the Global Economy: 9.0 Earthquake in California. With extra special downside bonus if the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Power Plant crumbles into the sea.
It seems that nothing but the Wrath of Mother Nature (with a possible assist from Homoretardus) will turn this sociopathic herd around.
Nah, just buy the f***ing dip.
A Cali EQ - even if it flattens both LA and Silicon Valley would just present another buying opportunity.
According to CNBS, the worst case scenario including complete crustal displacement a la Hapgood was already priced in earlier this week.
Meltdown, meltup, both make me wretch.
Well - today is going to be extremely volatile.
2 days in a row with huge gaps to the upside... Over 1% gaps both days...
I would be extremely surprised if those don't fill over the next few sessions.
learn to swim.... c u down in arizona bay.......
NY Fed admits to intervention in FX markets:
Bearish for Friday- calling for down 60-90bps. But short term bullish: http://www.hedgefundlive.com/blog/thursdays-market-recovery-following-two-large-down-days-how-unusual-was-it
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