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One Minute Macro Summary: It's All "Good"

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Fri, 03/18/2011 - 07:59 | 1070602 AccreditedEYE
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Government-supported returns forever. What the hell do I need a hedge fund for anymore? I have global central banks! (for waayyyyy lower fees to boot. lol)

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 08:09 | 1070622 jus_lite_reading
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It's all good! ALL good!


Great read.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 08:01 | 1070604 Racer
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Don't they want to push the futures higher for best price for options expiry?

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 08:05 | 1070618 HelluvaEngineer
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I suspect you're right.  We need a bounce before we sell off again anyway.  The bulltards are well trained at this point (ref CMG msg board @ yahoo)

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 08:04 | 1070613 jkruffin
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Okay, I think I got it now...

Dollar up = Stocks up

Dollar down = Stocks up

No fly Zone = Stocks up

Nuclear reactor failure with radiation leakage = stocks soar higher

POMO = Stocks accelerate to green

Treasury Broke = Stocks on fire


I get it now!!! LOL  


And when this ponzi blows up in the faces of the ignorant American investor, will AAPL launch I-Pad 3 to calm to people down?

You can't tell me people don't realize this thing is broken,  and broken so badly that the FED has to play price manipulator everyday to save face.  This is nuts.....GOD help us when the first sign of an interest rate increase comes around.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 08:18 | 1070655 wandstrasse
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'And when this ponzi blows up in the faces of the ignorant American investor, will AAPL launch I-Pad 3 to calm to people down?'


exactly! Helicopters will grab I-Pad 3s from the Foxconn sweathops and throw them down on the people in US and Europe to cool them down to prevent revolutionary meltdown.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 08:35 | 1070701 jus_lite_reading
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Well said. Now every Central bank the world over is "intervening" in this situation. Ironically the only free capital market in the world is now the black market. The entire globe has reached the end now. iPad3,4 and 5 released all at once could stop the real disaster thats coming

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 10:15 | 1071143 AhhhItBurns
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Revolutionary meldown? I can't find the app for that...

I hate to think what will happen when Jobs succumbs to cancer and the people are not told what their likes and interests are anymore. *Shudder*

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 08:06 | 1070621 gordengeko
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Days of Purim, triple witching, 77th day of the year and full moon tomorrow.  Let the craziness continue!

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 08:09 | 1070624 HelluvaEngineer
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What time does the sun go down in Libya?

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 08:11 | 1070630 HelluvaEngineer
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I think around 1PM EST.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 08:14 | 1070638 gordengeko
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Since these control freaks are into numbers and symbols so much, don't be surprised if the bombs starta droppin today!

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 08:19 | 1070656 rubearish10
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It'll be another "Shock 'n' Awe" moment for world leaders and banksters!

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 08:11 | 1070628 jesse livermoore
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It is all good, ..... go back to watching jersey shore.....

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 08:13 | 1070633 jkruffin
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Time to watch Hellcats, with a bottle of Pantene in one hand, and the knob in the other.  LOL

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 08:11 | 1070634 99er
Fri, 03/18/2011 - 08:13 | 1070640 Larry Darrell
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Brent touching $115 is also majorly bullish for stocks.


Fri, 03/18/2011 - 08:16 | 1070647 rubearish10
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$116.00 basis May. Now even more bullish!

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 08:22 | 1070662 Larry Darrell
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Couple this with loss of control over the silver suppression scheme in May, and it's easy to see that this next financial 'morning after the party" is just about to have its dawn.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 08:14 | 1070644 papaswamp
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Might want to buy some ordinance stocks.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 08:18 | 1070657 AccreditedEYE
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LMT is actually looking good.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 08:28 | 1070677 dcb
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may you guy skills me, go back and run some tests, I can't remember the last time we didn't have a big up day friday. If you invest on just those days you will do very well!!!

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 08:28 | 1070683 dcb
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Oh, you can almost go long at 2 pm each adn every day, just have to watch about 3:30. "the joke market"

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 08:57 | 1070774 Wyndtunnel
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One number and three words will signal the collapse of the Global Economy: 9.0 Earthquake in California.  With extra special downside bonus if the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Power Plant crumbles into the sea.


It seems that nothing but the Wrath of Mother Nature (with a possible assist from Homoretardus) will turn this sociopathic herd around.


Fri, 03/18/2011 - 11:39 | 1071606 Jessica6
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Nah, just buy the f***ing dip.

A Cali EQ - even if it flattens both LA and Silicon Valley would just present another buying opportunity.

According to CNBS, the worst case scenario including complete crustal displacement a la Hapgood was already priced in earlier this week.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 08:55 | 1070786 buzzsaw99
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Meltdown, meltup, both make me wretch.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 09:09 | 1070863 clones2
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Well - today is going to be extremely volatile.

2 days in a row with huge gaps to the upside...  Over 1% gaps both days...

I would be extremely surprised if those don't fill over the next few sessions.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 09:17 | 1070886 lordcoke
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learn to swim.... c u down in arizona bay.......

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 09:36 | 1070938 John Law Lives
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NY Fed admits to intervention in FX markets:




Fri, 03/18/2011 - 10:04 | 1071079 HedgeFundLIVE
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Bearish for Friday- calling for down 60-90bps.  But short term bullish: http://www.hedgefundlive.com/blog/thursdays-market-recovery-following-two-large-down-days-how-unusual-was-it

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