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The One Press Release That The S&P Will Never Issue

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Wed, 04/20/2011 - 18:25 | 1190245 Worker Bee
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Alternate reality.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 19:02 | 1190368 Id fight Gandhi
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Will obama be on the trillion dollar bill?

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 19:21 | 1190426 FreedomGuy
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Of course! Geithner and Bernanke will be on the reverse. Based on the Weimar it'll buy you a loaf of bread!

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 19:42 | 1190468 Worker Bee
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It will have an LCD screen and they can "adjust" the value as needed.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 23:34 | 1191138 johnnynaps
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Ahhha, Enron accounting standards! Where do we post ahem "that loss" sir Bernanke?

Bernanke: Just create a new account. Call it the negative liabilities account and throw all our crap in it. We will pay this account with funny money via QE 1 and QE 2 and etc.....it will be epic!


Wed, 04/20/2011 - 18:25 | 1190248 andybev01
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*crickets chirp*

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 18:52 | 1190340 New_Meat
Wed, 04/20/2011 - 19:02 | 1190369 Mae Kadoodie
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Treason of the highest order.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 19:22 | 1190420 andybev01
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Not obtuse enough for at least 3 of you.

Guess I'll dumb it down for you:

No one will understand or care if they did, BITCHEZ!!!!!!!

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 19:28 | 1190441 SheepDog-One
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I dont see why that would have been junked...maybe Ben, Timmah, and Barry Soetoro all stopped by.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 19:37 | 1190463 andybev01
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heh heh heh.

Barry is too busy today, fucking up our traffic patterns down the street.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 23:05 | 1191026 rocker
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Don't feel bad. I got trashed at the highest ever today. A record for me.

My guess: the dummies don't like the message. You said, 'no one will understand'.

That's the problem, the trasher's don't get it.

I say, Don't blame the messenger if you don't like the truth told. 

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 18:23 | 1190250 slaughterer
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Wish this would appear on all MSM before next week's FOMC.   Would love to here Ben try to swat it away.  Good work.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 18:24 | 1190252 6 String
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Ah...well, yes. But bond holders are never wrong: 3.4% bitchez.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 18:24 | 1190253 redpill
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Sure would be fun to pass it around on Twitter and watch people freak out for 10 minutes though.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 18:33 | 1190284 FOC 1183
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Cut & paste

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 18:33 | 1190292 Worker Bee
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You may be on to something..if only something like this could be floated to the lame stream media..may cause just enough waves to tip the boat?

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 18:54 | 1190354 Rainman
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...you'll need to send along a glossary of terms tho

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 21:55 | 1190814 MayIMommaDogFac...
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...and a freakishly-beautiful woman with large breasts to read it outloud to everyone.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 18:54 | 1190343 alien-IQ
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too many words for twitter. you'd have to reduce it to : Shit. Fan. Splat. Done.

And then they'd think you were talking about Charlie Sheen. It's useless.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 19:12 | 1190392 sodbuster
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U.S. debt? Winning!!!

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 19:39 | 1190439 NotApplicable
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Ok then, how about Google bombing?

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 18:27 | 1190254 squexx
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China may revalue the Yuan this weekend as well as possibly being involved in a Greek (and maybe even a PIIGS) restructuring as well. Comments please, Tyler?!?



Wed, 04/20/2011 - 18:28 | 1190259 Tyler Durden
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Probability of China revaluaing voluntarily: 0.01%

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 18:52 | 1190338 alien-IQ
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is that up from your previous 0% chance...or am I mistaken?

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 19:50 | 1190494 oddjob
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Millions play the lottery everyday for far less of a chance.

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 06:42 | 1191686 willien1derland
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Exactly is the probability trending upward?

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 19:29 | 1190436 FreedomGuy
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I think China is caught in an interesting problem of its own making. By pegging its currency we export some of our inflation. We print more FRN's and they keep taking them at present value for their goods. Meanwhile, food and fuel get repriced higher. Of course, according to our economic geniuses these are two classes of products that do not count in inflation, but no one told the Chinese peasants. As you see in other articles, the peasants are protesting as their wages stay low and fuel and food rise...both thanks to a deteriorating dollar.

China can revalue or depeg the yuan and get cheaper commodities but lose export leverage or vice versa. The longer they wait the worse it will get...unless the Republicans win the budget battle and the dollar strengthens again. I love manipulated currencies and economies!

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 21:53 | 1190808 cranky-old-geezer
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China's laughing their asses off now watching the dollar implode. 

Let's hope laughing is all they do.

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 08:25 | 1191795 Commander Cody
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Greek tragedy?

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 18:29 | 1190260 FLUSA.com
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How do we do the time value of money calculation backwards? 

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 18:28 | 1190261 Cognitive Dissonance
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This makes too much sense Tyler so it's unbelievable. Of course if it made no sense at all it would also be unbelievable.


Wed, 04/20/2011 - 18:35 | 1190291 Cleanclog
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"Winning the Future" WTF - worst political moniker yet.  

What about "Working for the Future"? "Sacrifice for the Future" "The Bankers are our Future" "Your Future Sucks if You aren't a Banker or an Elected Politician bought by the Bankers".

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 20:06 | 1190531 Chuck Walla
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HEY! When I think WTF, I think Obama!  Its working.

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 22:01 | 1195015 Anonymouse
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Why the face?

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 18:28 | 1190262 Worker Bee
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"Unlike during the housing bubble S and P is no longer a reliable ratings agency"

 The Berbankster

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 18:28 | 1190264 Chuck Bone
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The Federal Reserve intends to handle said losses via a ‘negative liability’ account, which makes them the liability of the United States of America.

Can someone please explain the mechanics of this? How exactly does this become a liability of the US government?

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 18:36 | 1190301 MsCreant
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Unless I am mistaken, anything the Fed takes on it's balance sheet is backed by the USG if there is a default. That would be you and me.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 18:57 | 1190353 New_Meat
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well, don'tcha' know.  New term: "Fed Takes On Its Ballance Sheet",  well in pig tradition, we'll call it "slurping".

- Ned

{OT, I hope that your reported home situation is getting better.}

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 23:24 | 1191100 Hephasteus
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No. I don't work for the government and I don't pay it's bills.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 23:43 | 1191176 Element
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Sorry Ms, youse lot still ain't good for it ... but your natural resource base might be ... that's what is covering all this BS ... if anything.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 18:40 | 1190307 JPG101
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How would the central bank get out of a very leveraged bet on the US if things go badly? Print more I guess? What would that do to US fiat value and rates? Then what will Americas central bank do? Print more? It gets kind of circular and the end game isn't obvious. Solving a political problem with a printing press is a loosing proposition IMHO...

Maybe the Fed should just buy all the US debt and chip in another 'extra' 10% so there could actually be a surplus somewhere on one part of the balance sheet. The next step would be for the Fed to hide off balance sheet all the extra borrowing (or lending or printing depending on perspective) that the Fed is doing. Problem solved and no one will notice. It worked (and still works) for big banks worldwide. Why not the Fed?


Long PM but retrospectively not enough

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 18:40 | 1190309 FOC 1183
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Buried in a routine weekly releas (it's a liability account that they owe as a result of remitting income; when they lose money, the liability becomes negative)

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 18:50 | 1190341 JPG101
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See: it all works out!


How come I can't do that? I would be rich sooo quickly

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 19:05 | 1190376 Rainman
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Those banksters can really dream up some diabolical shit, huh ?? The Fed is a bucket shop that loses big bets and never has to pay up out of its own wallet. Brilliant.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 19:32 | 1190450 FreedomGuy
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And I thought CDO's and similar instruments were cool! This is way better! Who thinks of this stuff? Do they teach this in modern financial schools? Is it legal for anyone else in industry? Can I invent stuff like this?

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 19:36 | 1190461 FOC 1183
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No, per FASB it is explicitly illegal for private companies

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 18:50 | 1190332 nmewn
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Pondering...well, the Federal Reserve doesn't have any taxing authority does it.


Perhaps they were too smart by half in it's set up ;-)

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 22:18 | 1190881 cranky-old-geezer
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Oh please.

IRS is a Fed agency for all practical purposes.

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