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Oops: Beige Book Sees "Widespread Signs Of Deceleration"

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From the opening paragraph, the bolded is not what the market wants to hear:

This is not what the market wanted to hear: "Reports from the twelve Federal Reserve Districts suggested continued growth in national economic activity during the reporting period of mid-July through the end of August, but with widespread signs of a deceleration compared with preceding periods. Economic growth at a modest pace was the most common characterization of overall conditions, as provided by the five western Districts of  St. Louis, Minneapolis, Kansas City, Dallas, and San Francisco. The reports from Boston and Cleveland also pointed to positive developments or net improvements compared with the previous reporting period. However, the remaining Districts of New York, Philadelphia, Richmond, Atlanta, and Chicago  all highlighted mixed conditions or deceleration in overall economic activity."

And the only way for prices is down... i.e. - deflation.

Upward price pressures remained quite limited for most categories of final goods and services, despite higher prices for selected commodities [ahem, bitchez] such as grains and some industrial materials. Wage pressures also were limited, although a few Districts noted increased upward pressures in a narrow set of sectors experiencing a mismatch between job requirements and applicant skills.

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Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:02 | Link to Comment sethco
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"Deceleration" is a euphemism I haven't heard before

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:04 | Link to Comment sethco
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I guess it sounds better than "slowing down"

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:05 | Link to Comment spekulatn
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"Deceleration" is a euphemism I haven't heard before        bitchez!

 


Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:40 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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You go! Bitch all you like baby. All of us should be bitchin' a whole lot more.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 16:30 | Link to Comment spekulatn
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You go! Bitch all you like baby. All of us should be bitchin' a whole lot more.

 

Hi MsCreant. I stopped bitchin a year ago. I've moved on to comfortably numb....but ready to blow at a moments notice ;)

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:17 | Link to Comment skohiu
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"market" will end up triple digits

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:39 | Link to Comment HarryWanger
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Agreed. This is another, "market already priced it in" BS. Or, "worst is most likely behind us" BS, etc. 

AAPL is up 6 bucks - this market can't go down without it.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:19 | Link to Comment Sancho Ponzi
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How about 'Accelerated Disinflation'

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:23 | Link to Comment HelluvaEngineer
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doesn't the third derivative = disacceleration?

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 20:31 | Link to Comment DukkButt
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nonantidisacceleration?

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 15:08 | Link to Comment bigdumbnugly
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deceleration like as in when a car hits a wall?

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 15:21 | Link to Comment MarketTruth
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...despite higher prices for selected commodities.

Of course the Fed will never admit to higher demand and prices for monetary metals. Even Bernanke refuses to admit in public the logical (and obvious) reason for high demand and price for gold/silver.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:06 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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BN: FED'S BEIGE BOOK SHOWS `WIDESPREAD SIGNS OF A DECELERATION'

That's not what CNBC's Bob Piss-on-me is saying as I type this comment. At least Santelli is now bringing the focus back to the headline.

I believe the only reason Santelli is on CNBC is to bring some small amount of "credibility" to the CNBC cartoon show that starts at 6 am and ends at 10 pm.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:25 | Link to Comment knukles
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Recovery Summer flies into a Full Fantastic Fall, followed close thereupon by a Wild Wonderful Winter and it's partner in Georgian ordinality, Such a Splendid Spring. 

I feel better today than yesterday and maybe it'll carry over into tommorrow.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:31 | Link to Comment web bot
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Did you see that Mishkin look alike on CNBC this morning? He must have a twin; it couldn't have been the real thing.

This blow up doll was talking about no more debt, over extending the government balance sheet, etc...

I wonder if he's being paid for this guest appearance, or does he only get paid when he write nice reports?

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 16:07 | Link to Comment BobWatNorCal
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BobP made such an odd remark this morning.
Talking about consumer spending he said something to the effect of "Back to School was stronger than expected, partly due to sales tax holidays in some states
...and in spite of heavy weather."

What?

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 01:41 | Link to Comment poor fella
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Funny - I heard that this morning and did a double take, thinking the same thing, "what?"  

The other morning (1 or 2 days ago) he was sitting with Mark and Erin talking about HFT'ing and the Flash Crash. The piece was over, Mark was closing and they were about to go to break, but I noticed the camera was still on Bob. He tried to say something but Mark or Erin continued closing (off camera), and finally Bobby was able to spit out in the final .3 seconds, "but the spreads have narrowed!" You could see his brain trying to figure out how to follow instructions in the earpiece. Classic. Maybe somebody observant as yourself noticed.

And as if we shouldn't care the game is rigged to steal our hard-earned money and retirement investments because we saved some change (which is then stolen many times over 20 milliseconds later by some F'n front-running algo).. pathetic.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:04 | Link to Comment French Frog
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i just don't understand ...

as recently as last week we were told that everything was improving lol

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:17 | Link to Comment goldmiddelfinger
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That was Erin Burnett. Always consider the source especially when its delivered in nasal dialect.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:39 | Link to Comment Ivanovich
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Rude!

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 15:24 | Link to Comment MarketTruth
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The truth... which can be considered rude for those who:

In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act

 

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:04 | Link to Comment FunkyMonkeyBoy
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Deceleration = like when you open your chute 100ft from the ground.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:59 | Link to Comment Uncle Remus
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h.a.l.o.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:05 | Link to Comment Edna R. Rider
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Deceleration in the economy, but not in the bubblicious stock market fortunately.  

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:06 | Link to Comment callistenes
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*Deceleration = like when you open your chute 100ft from the ground.

And then you bounce about 5 feet high

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:07 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Dead (parachuting) Cat Bounce = "And then you bounce about 5 feet high."

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:08 | Link to Comment fuu
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Dead human bounce?

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:06 | Link to Comment TWORIVER
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Factored in, mkt to close higher. SPY now 110.17, look for close above 111.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:10 | Link to Comment sethco
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Goes like this: in anticipation of bad news, gap up, ramp up,

then give back half when the news hits. Or maybe give back none.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:51 | Link to Comment French Frog
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we only need better than expected or not as bad as expected consumer credit in 10 mins and your 'wish' will probably be granted

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:07 | Link to Comment tony bonn
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quick - get paris hilton on msnbshit to do a strip tease...i mean mary schapiro

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:07 | Link to Comment NOTW777
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cheerleader burnett "confused" by the gap between her fantasy strong economy and soaring employment with the beige book

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:17 | Link to Comment firstdivision
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"Beige Book, you are so rude.  You need to learn your manners before I let you on the show again"

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 15:42 | Link to Comment Village Idiot
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I even got a visual with that one - lol

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:07 | Link to Comment papaswamp
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Rally on!...less bad is mega positive.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:10 | Link to Comment NOTW777
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another fricking speech; blame, hope and change, blame, everything is fine

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:11 | Link to Comment Jason T
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How could any objective person not have seen this coming? I have had -2% GDP growth for 2nd half since January.. never needed to downgrade and still comfortable with this forecast. 

Am shaping up for a -10% GDP growth next year.  Should be a complete disaster of a year.  Why?  Nothing has worked and confidence will plummet worse than is now.  There aer so many wild cards of shit that will hit the fan..it's going to get disgusting in America.

 

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:44 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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How could any objective person not have seen this coming?

They aren't paid to be objective. Everyone has a paymaster and we all sing the song we're paid to sing. Some just love their jobs more than others.

There are so many wild cards of shit that will hit the fan..it's going to get disgusting in America.

Don't worry grasshopper. America knows how to spread the wealth.

 

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:11 | Link to Comment willien1derland
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Wage pressures??? Well, that is strange because last Friday part of the "GOOD" news of the Employment Situation report was that wages were increasing!!!!

TD, can we have Nigel Farage address the Federal Reserve on CSPAN, please - a Pay-Per-View event! 

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:46 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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TD, can we have Nigel Farage address the Federal Reserve on CSPAN, please - a Pay-Per-View event! 

The ghost of Howard Cosell.

"Down goes Frazer...er...Bernanke, down goes Bernanke."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Cosell

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:13 | Link to Comment carbonmutant
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Its not a stimulus it's an economic development plan...

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:19 | Link to Comment Bluntly Put
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Yeah like value engineering is perception management.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:13 | Link to Comment Bankster T Cubed
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they hereby declare that everything is precisely as it should be for 1) the bond market, and 2) the stock market, indicating that the Fed continues to do an awesome job managing monetary policy

until this fed is shut down, there is no hope for the USA

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:14 | Link to Comment goldmiddelfinger
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When this guy farts, there's politics at the root of it.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:29 | Link to Comment Threeggg
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That "wind" seems to be blowing the market back up after the grey book announcement.

I am watching the speech

Can someone tell me what planet this guy is from. ?

Spend and spend and spend !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All Trees will be extinct by the time this guy gets done.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:19 | Link to Comment plocequ1
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Doesn't matter. The market is now made up of nothing but HFT machines and Daytraders. Does anyone really think Daytraders really care about or better yet, Know what a Beige book is? All they know is the buy and sell button on their Etrade account. The Beige book actually meant something when real investors ruled the market a long time ago in a galaxy far far away.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:15 | Link to Comment Bankster T Cubed
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when does the report come out detailing their stock market manipulation trades?

sons of bitches

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:16 | Link to Comment you enjoy myself
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Somebody should raise taxes on small business owners pronto.  And subsidize windmills.  That should do the trick.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:44 | Link to Comment RSDallas
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And solar panels.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:47 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Leo?

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:16 | Link to Comment 1100-TACTICAL-12
Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:17 | Link to Comment Horatio Beanblower
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An excellent ZH tweet - "Obama can give golfing lessons to cut the deficit"

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:22 | Link to Comment goldmiddelfinger
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O'Shankapotomus? With a 40 handicap?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9m3GyDh6M8

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:49 | Link to Comment Cruel Aid
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That is ugly, Beginner lessons stat!

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:17 | Link to Comment Bankster T Cubed
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why should any reality matter to a work of fiction?

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:59 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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You need to competently suspend disbelief. A smathering of reality (like a beige book) is supposed to help with that. Here, give me that damned report.

After my edits it looks like this.

WE'RE SO SCREEEEEWED. OMFG! THE WHOLE THING IS A FARCE WORLD WIDE. GRAB ALL THE REAL SHIT WHILE YOU CAN.

______

The Fed, always putting the douche in Fed-douche-iary responsibility.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 15:32 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Too bad the fed's fails to ease or stop the chafin' of sand n surf inspired suspension of belief.  So much for generics substituting for the real thing... 

And ya, we are so screwed, without the benefit of prophylaxis, lube or a good rinse.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 22:24 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Good morning sweetie. I have nothing to add with the exception of asking you if you are doing okay in CA? I hope that is the case. Community friend, community. And in your case, no pain, is gain. Lovin' from afar.

Me.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:18 | Link to Comment chancee
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PPT hard at work today trying to hold SPY and ES up.  Our tax dollars at work.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:18 | Link to Comment Bankster T Cubed
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the federal reserve people simply suck

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:19 | Link to Comment sethco
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market already returning to melt-up, or trying.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:21 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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This is the best face that can be put forward?  Damn, shit must be getting ever more frayed about the edges.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 22:25 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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I know I wouldn't sit on it.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:22 | Link to Comment Id fight Gandhi
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Obama blame repubs, sell off.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:23 | Link to Comment RobotTrader
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Looks like all dips are being bought, no matter how bad the news.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:25 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Until suddenly there not. How long can the FED keep 'buyin da dips'?

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:40 | Link to Comment Ragnarok
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Not in Canada...

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:50 | Link to Comment Spalding_Smailes
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Well Canada has this little real estate bubble thingy ... Maybe they just woke up.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:24 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Tyler, Erin Burnett would call you 'very rude' for pointing out the rapid deceleration, even with record amounts of dollar fuel being pumped into the fire.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:25 | Link to Comment cjbosk
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Shhh...Curious George is speaking on the Tele..

Something about he has a dream or something?

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:25 | Link to Comment Freddie Krugerrand
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Deceleration = taking the celery out of your salad but leaving the green shoots.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:27 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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LMAO oh THATS what it means, Freddie? Wow no troubles, buy da dips lol!

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:28 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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I propose we start calling it the Bloody Red Book or THE BRB!

BRB... sound much cooler then "The beige book" no?

I think the beige book sounds to gay...

BRB MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:30 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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Doesn't one decelerate just before impact?

Oh yeah and Teleprompter 375% debt to GDP (and growing) would dictate that your vision of the economy is exactly the same as the other party: consuming what you cannot pay for (but nice rhetoric).

There is no difference between the republican vision and the democratic vision, there is only the Federal Reserve vision (and the members thereof).

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:31 | Link to Comment goldmiddelfinger
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Why didnt they do infrastructure spending with stimulus one?

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:34 | Link to Comment fuu
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They did, $28 Billion. SO the states could start making jobs.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:59 | Link to Comment goldmiddelfinger
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I found it! $230B was allocated to infra in StimOne and only 30pc has been spent. So it's logical that our sad sack community organizer would pile on with another $50B paid for by taxing Oil and Gas. Who thinks up this crap?

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 15:05 | Link to Comment goldmiddelfinger
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Ah-Ha ! Only Unions will get the work. Why does all this smell like the public restroom at Venice Beach?

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 15:18 | Link to Comment Uncle Remus
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Davis-Bacon is not kosher.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 22:16 | Link to Comment ZackLo
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of course the money went to replace shit that didn't need replacing. you know like roads in LA, and you know airports that only get 10 customers a day and at max have 2 flights a day! next up highspeed RAIL WOW GUYS! I can't wait to ride on a highspeed rail thats going to cost billions of dollars maybe they can have it just roll of into south america or better yet NOWHERE! Maybe If I get a few obama bucks I'll be able to afford a ride!

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I always wanted to do that blonde.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:33 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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It isnt the fall that kills ya, its that last little moment of deceleration when you hit the sidewalk!

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:40 | Link to Comment Threeggg
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"You deserve a break"

I love it Obama

Hasn't this guy been Pres for over a year and a half ?

WTF is he talking about ?

LOL

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:40 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Obama the long legged mack daddy says NOW is the time to get busy doin some serious gubmint spending!!

HOW the hell do you get OFF this damn ride its out of control!

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:41 | Link to Comment goldmiddelfinger
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Mr Toad's Wild Ride

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:40 | Link to Comment goldmiddelfinger
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Our President is a douche.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:55 | Link to Comment curbyourrisk
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+10000000

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 15:37 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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I'm European and pretty multicultural BUT THERE ISN'T A SINGLE PRESIDENT IN THE WORLD WITH THE RIGHT SET OF BRAINS OR WHO ISN'T A DOUCH BAG.

Meet My President being interview on Hard Talk on the BBC yesterday:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/hardtalk/8976460.stm

and feel my pain...

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 23:53 | Link to Comment Moneygrove
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bush was a dick , or did he suck one ? ask jeff gannon ?

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:41 | Link to Comment jbc77
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Well, after a temporary dip in the markets on this report, they are now getting fully gunned once again.

 

 

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:43 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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VERY soon when they see Obama is not getting a polling bump, youll see the rapid end of this maintaning sense of all is well for the sheeple. Theyll pull the plug overnite one day real soon!

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:45 | Link to Comment Oquities
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now he's saying he inherited this mess, and..... sorry, i just vurped.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:46 | Link to Comment RobotTrader
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Shorts getting blasted into the bell.

 

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:50 | Link to Comment jbc77
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Fucking A right they are....perhaps only thing to save them is consumer credit contracting way motherfucking more than expected. But since all data is cooked now.....

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:55 | Link to Comment vote_libertaria...
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Over the past year the times consumer credit beat expectations was because of the gvt line (student loans I believe).

 

So be forewarned...

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:51 | Link to Comment Spalding_Smailes
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Go RIMM go ...........!!!

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:52 | Link to Comment Deep
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just like shorts where getting blasted in August and Sept of 2007, right Robo?

 

 

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 16:36 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Not really, weak close. 40 DOW points probably cost the taxpayer $5 billion on the day. Now we have the GS $550 million lawsuit which should drive it up 5 points at least tomorrow. Until it all ends in a crash of twisted metal.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:50 | Link to Comment firstdivision
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So I am sorry, I am really getting confused as to what to tell people why the markets are up today.  I thought it was that the Euro is a pubic hair from imploding, or lack of US growth, or becuase Obama just farted in Bidens face.  Which is it?

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:50 | Link to Comment What_Me_Worry
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Some large firm got their preview copy of the beige book and sold off.  How quickly they forgot that bad news means more liquidity down the road.  Although, good news also means more liquidity down the road.

Spend your way out of debt.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:54 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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WASHINGTON (MarketWatch) -- Economic growth has moved from "moderate" to "modest territory," according to John C. Williams, director of research for the San Francisco Fed, which compiled the Beige Book. Still, Williams says a double-dip recession is "highly unlikely" and expects the economy to grow between 3.5% and 4% in 2011. He added that inflation has fallen surprisingly little given the experience of past recessions, which he attributes to anchoring of inflation expectations, and therefore said the risks of sustained deflation or unacceptably high inflation "appear remote."

I will take the under on that excellent 2011 growth forecast, for a trillion dollars.  I will also take whatever they are smoking (or injecting) at the FRBSF in perpetuity. 

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:56 | Link to Comment curbyourrisk
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I love Lizzy36!!!!

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:57 | Link to Comment kwtneo
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don't get it. "widespread" deceleration has been deemed a non-event by the market.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 15:10 | Link to Comment mule65
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"widespread" deceleration = govt intervention = print money = stocks up

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:57 | Link to Comment putbuyer
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Obama is in a chick flick staring him and his mirror

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 15:08 | Link to Comment Battleaxe
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Remember, we're not experiencing DEFLATION, but DISINFLATION.

The economy isn't CRASHING, it's DECELERATING.

People aren't going HUNGRY, they're DESATIATED.

Everything's FINE.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 15:45 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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I see a career for you as a copywriter for bumper stickers man!

 

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 16:05 | Link to Comment Henry Chinaski
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Why be neurotypical?

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 15:21 | Link to Comment Fazzie
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 Maybe the deceleration was at a slower rate than expected?

 

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 15:46 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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SO RALLY IT IS!!!

BEEP BEEP!! WHOEHAAA!

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 15:22 | Link to Comment traderjoe
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Did the Fed report really use the 'Bitchez' term? Sweet!

/sarcasm

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 16:00 | Link to Comment Vampyroteuthis ...
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And the only way for prices is down... i.e. - deflation.

Tyler, this says it all!

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 16:03 | Link to Comment Henry Chinaski
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Upward price pressures remained quite limited for most categories of final goods and services, despite higher prices for selected commodities [ahem, bitchez] such as grains and some industrial materials. 

The solution to preventing deflation is so blatantly simple that I even thought of it.  Use the same tools that have been used to keep inflation in check.  Give the "selected commodities" more weight in the CPI calclulation.  Problem solved.  Bitchez.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 17:34 | Link to Comment Battleaxe
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They could go back to the pre-Clinton CPI formula before they changed it to suppress SS cost of living adjustments.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 16:50 | Link to Comment Jake Lamotta
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With your criticism, all you idiots are literally missing this rally!  Bunch of bozos...

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 17:17 | Link to Comment ApplesConspiracy
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Only an anecdotal observation, but I get an interesting perspective working with federal COBRA participants nation-wide. 

 

And from where I sit, enrollment has never been higher, even after the federal stimulus/subsidy for COBRA has expired.  These are people who are out of work and expect to stay out of work for an extended period of time.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 22:27 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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COBRA is not cheap. Imagine who wants it but cannot afford it. Thanks for posting.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 23:46 | Link to Comment SearchForWisdom
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My question is.... if the report is released for use AT 2:00pm EDT, how do I get it beforehand, as the market obviously had the news before it was released.  Not that it mattered what the fed had to say, but the move was already on before the 'official' release.

 

 

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