Osama bin Laden's Last Will

Tyler Durden's picture

In the name of Allah the merciful the forgiver,

[This is the] Will of a poor man to his god in the highest, Osama bin Mohammad bin Ladin,

Thanks be to Allah, and peace and prayers over the messenger of
Allah, his family and all his companions. We implore his justice and
guidance and call on him for assistance from our evil and ill deeds. He
whom Allah guides, none can lead astray and he whom Allah leads astray,
has no guide. And I testify that there is no god be he alone, ascribe no
partners to him and I testify that Mohammad is his slave and messenger.
We beg him in the highest to accept us in martyrdom along with the
righteous of his worshipers and to perish us as Muslims.

Allah had commanded us that in case death approached to leave a will
for both parents, relatives and all Muslims […] and whatever saddens
them, saddens me and Allah attests to what I am saying.

Allah attests that the love for Jihad and death in the cause of Allah
has taken over my life and the Sword Verses have penetrated every cell
of my heart, “and kill all the polytheists [infidels] as they fight all
of you”. And how many times I wake from my sleep and find myself
reciting this holy verse. If every Muslim would ask himself why did our
Ummah reach to where she is [in a state of] humiliation and defeat, his
instinctual response would be, because she has clung to the pleasures of
life and tossed the book of Allah [Koran] behind its back and it is the
only source that has the cure and success in the here and now and the
hereafter. The Jews and Christians have tempted us with the pleasures of
life and its cheap delights and they invaded us with their monitory
values before invading us with their armies. And we were, like women,
did not react, because the love for death in the cause of Allah has
departed the hearts.

My spirit and the spirits of my Jihadi brothers have been pained when
we saw that our Ummah, from East to West, was watching America parcel
out the worst of pain over the weak ones, from men, women and children,
and the Ummah watches the bloody sight as one who watches a movie for
entertainment. The worst of afflictions that besiege our Ummah is the
fear of death in the cause of Allah. The [Koranic] verse has been
reversed and we saw the cowardly Crusaders [Christians] and the lowly
Jews become steadfast in their fighting with us and the soldiers of our
Ummah raise the white flag and surrender to their enemies. Even the
students of the religion [i.e Taliban = students of Islam] but a small
minority stayed in the fight, while the rest surrendered or escaped
before confronting the enemy. Today, the Ummah sat on our victory and
the victory of the students of religion [Taliban] who established the
first Islamic sharia’h compliant nation in Afghanistan. And it is
sufficient to show America’s hatred for the Taliban and their
fundamental laws. It is through allying with its agents in the Northern
Alliance and other nations, who have enlisted their soldiers and
intelligence agencies in the service of America, Brittan and the infidel
West. The fundamental laws that were established by the Taliban
[Students of Islam] were abolished, so she [America] abolished the veil
[Hijab], beard growing and she returned the habits of emulating the
blasphemers [infidels]. The Muslim scholars that guide the Ummah upon
the evil path and our affliction today are those the scholars of the
Ummah that have disavowed their message of guiding the Ummah, their
misguidance has reached a degree that a Muslim would not believe. They
[infidels] came to Afghanistan to prevent its [Muslim] scholars from
destroying the pagan Buddhist [statues], however the venerated Taliban
scholars repelled them and disparaged them. And the excuse of a Sheik
and his companions was necessary to appease the Jews and Christians and
their general opinion and they forgot Allah’s verse, “The Jews and the
Christians will not be pleased with you until you follow their faith”.

These Muslim scholars betrayed their message in the service of the
Ummah and its causes and allied themselves with its enemies and rejected
its Jihadist path that dealt America its first historic defeat, it
shall with Allah’s permission, be like the Mota raid that the messenger
of Allah led and resulted in the extermination of their nation.

The third [in a series] of escalating attacks that America received,
stopped New York and Washington, the first of which was the exploding of
the Marines [barracks] in Lebanon and the second was exploding
America’s embassy in Nairobi, from which the invasion of Somalia was
launched; where 32 thousand of our brothers were killed under the banner
of the UN. Despite the disaster that Allah afflicted us with, this
region will lead to the extermination of America and the infidel West
even after tens of years.

So, youths of the Ummah: guard death, and life shall be granted to
you and listen to the few Muslim scholars who cling to
jurisprudence/good judgment, segregate themselves away from the
unbelievers and are faithful, animus towards those who are allied with
the enemies of the Ummah who took humanity’s basal mindset, habits and
perversions of the Jahiliah [time of ignorance aka pre-Islamic era] such
as borrowing from banks that charge interest and disciplinary [secular]
laws, relations and secular insurance and the permission of
establishing political parties, and women organizations and humanitarian
committees all of which are rejected “innovations” by [several] groups
of Salafi scholars.

Oh Muslim scholars: today, you are a small minority. I know you by
name and I read your articles and Fatwas [religious edicts]; however, I
do not want to mention you by name so that I would not provide the
enemies of Allah a list which they will search for and harm you during
these stressful days upon us.

Oh women: beware becoming arrogant and emulating the debauchery of
the West and its masculine women. Be schools for graduating men and
Jihadists in the cause of Allah and guard your honor and there will be
for you good recompense in the mothers of the believers.

Oh wives: may Allah grant you good tidings on my behalf. You were to
me after Allah righteous backers and a specific blessing from day one.
You knew that the road was planted with thorns and landmines. You left
the blessings of your parents and chose to be by my side in modest
living. You were ascetic with me, so, become more ascetic after me. And
do not think of marrying in order to better care after our children and
sacrifice and pray for them.

As for you may children: forgive me for
not giving you but little of my time since I answered the call of
Jihad. I carried the burden of the Muslims and the burden of their
causes. I chose a path that is rife with dangers and I took unto myself
the burden of toil, difficulties, treachery, betrayal and if it were not
for betrayal, our condition today would have the best and likewise for
wealth. I will you to obey Allah. That is the most precious commodity in
life. I will you not to work in Al Qaida or the [Jihadist] front, just
as our master Omar Bin Al Khatab [second Caliph] willed his son
Abdullah, may Allah be pleased with them both. [Omar] forbade his son
from succeeding him as caliph, “be it a good omen or not, Omar shall not
benefit from it”.

My final advice is to all the Mujahideen where ever they maybe:
reconstitute yourselves and do not forget until fight the Jews and the
Christians and attend to purifying your ranks of the agents, lazy and
scholars of evil who collaborate against the Jihad and hold the Ummah

Your brother, Abu Adbullah Osama bin Mohammad bin Ladin

Friday, 12/14/2001

As sourced by Al Anbaa via Michael Yon

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Sophist Economicus's picture

Ahla yaba dabba do

Hope you're rotting in Hell, Bin-Asshole.   If not in hell, at least you're rotting!

Hee Hee

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

Bin Laden was an idiot, no doubt.  His first mistake was that he failed to read the Koran with diligence.  Nowhere, and I will repeat, nowhere in the Koran does it refer to "jihad" as anything but a war with the self.  Jihad is a personal struggle, and concerns no one else besides the individual.  Anyone who thinks otherwise has failed to read the book properly, or has not read it at all.  Those who followed Bin Laden were deceived into thinking the son of a family heavily invested in the perpetration of Islam knew what he was talking about when it came to religion and spirituality.

Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez's picture

No, Osama's first mistake was not realizing that the CIA would double-cross him just like they did Sadam and are doing to a  host of totalitarian puppets in MENA as we speak. 


Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramrirez

Léonard's picture

Nowhere, and I will repeat, nowhere in the Koran does it refer to "jihad" as anything but a war with the self.

WRONG. There are many sourates incentive to violence and war against non muslims like Sourate 8, 39 ; Sourate 8, 59-60 ; Sourate 47, 4 ; etc. Mahomet himself was one of the biggest criminal in History. He killed thousand of men, women and children.

The Koran says "Jihad with the heart, the tongue, the hand and the sworn". The Jihad of the tongue is war with lies (lying is not a sin in Islam). The Jihad with the hand and the sworn is war with physical violence against non muslims.

So if Osama was a real jihadist, he just did what his prophete and his holy book told him to do. People really need to educate themselves about Islam and its history cause this stuff has nothing to do with a religion of "peace and tolerance".

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

None of the passages you list contains the word jihad nor do they promote violence.  I am not here to discuss the acts of men but the words of the Koran.

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

I'm not going to your stupid ass site again, I already read that jibberish once.

NOTW777's picture

you cant refute any of it - direct quotes from the quran; facts and stats about killing

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

Jihad is war with self, that is the definition of jihad. 

sun tzu's picture

Maybe you should enlighten the Muslims in the Philipines, Thailand, India, Pakistan, India etc..

They don't agree with you. Afghanistan used to be a Buddhist country until those who refused to convert to Islam were slaughtered. 

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

No man can help another become enlightened.

ibjamming's picture

You're a deluded idiot.  At the referenced "www.thereligionofpeace.com" did you notice about halfway down the page...the list of terrorist acts over the last 3 months?  Quite a list isn't it...  Have you ever BEEN to a ME country?  They're SERIOUSLY fucked up...and NOT a place I'd want to call "home", nor stay any longer than necessary.  They DO want the world to be Muslim...just as the Christians wanted the world Christian.  Please don't speak of that you don't REALLY know.  Propaganda is everywhere!

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

Not discussing the people, discussing the book.

Rastadamus's picture

WHAT you say is true Mr. Hendrix and anyone following Mr Bin Laden is going against the teaching. But let's look at the Christians, a more bloodthirsty lot you would never want to meet, excvept many of them don't beleive in the actual teaching of Jesus, just the fact that they are forgiven.


snowball777's picture

"...cant refute any of it - direct quotes from the quran"

Was Jehu perpetrating jihad against the worshipers of Baal? Seems like your God condoned it:

The LORD said to Jehu, “Because you have done well in executing what is right in My eyes, and have done to the house of Ahab according to all that was in My heart, your sons of the fourth generation shall sit on the throne of Israel.

Seems like there's a causal relationship between religious belief and a predisposition to violence.


downwiththebanks's picture

Who cares?  Christians blew up the towers.  Why aren't we discussing Christianity or its pedophiles?

downwiththebanks's picture

It's especially relevant since those who operate alCIAda are Christians!

How much violence is there in the Christian bible?  Does that explain why they blew up the towers?

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

You say not true and then give a site that is as accurate quoting the Koran as Bin Laden is.  Fail.  Next time give me a wiki page so I can wipe my ass with it.

NOTW777's picture

you are a deceiver

the quran preaches killing of Christians and Jews in multiple places and your spin is false

NOTW777's picture

[9:5] Once the Sacred Months are past, (and they refuse to make peace) you may kill the idol worshipers when you encounter them, punish them, and resist every move they make. If they repent and observe the Contact Prayers (Salat) and give the obligatory charity (Zakat), you shall let them go. GOD is Forgiver, Most Merciful.

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

It is about killing one's own ego, not other people.

chindit13's picture

Perhaps you can at least admit that some of the poorly educated amongst Islam's billion plus followers might be slightly confused by the allegorical meanings you seem spot so easily?  Then there are some intelligent and highly educated Moslems, ObL amongst them, who justified their killing based on their interpretation of the Koran, coupled---in my opinion---with the fact they were raised in a society where the practice of any faith other than Islam is considered so vile that even today it is punishable by death, public beheading style.

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

That would be such a trite discussion.

chindit13's picture

Trite?  Yes, in the heart of the Koran Belt---Saudi Arabia---the law still exists on the books that the practice of any religion other than Islam is muharram.  No churches, no Bibles, Torah's, Teachings of Buddha are allowed.  Not even private services are allowed, though many are held illegally.  Punishment for violation is death by public beheading. 

In the late 1990's two Filipino men were sentenced to death, scheduled to be carried out---ironically or sadistically---on Christmas Day.  Their "crime" was to hold a private Christian service in their homes for ex-pat Pinoys and Pinays.  There were "caught" by the Mutawwa, the Committee for the Preservation of Virtue and the Elimination of Vice.

Only intervention by the USG prevented their public beheading, and instead had them deported for their "crimes".

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

Killing in the name of.....

If you must have blood, bathe in the blood of the infidels...Soldiers of Hell, become soldiers of the living God!

-Pope Urban II

Told you this would be trite.

chindit13's picture

This is about Islam and the writings that leave more than a little room for interpretation, particularly when viewed in light of the manner in which Mohammed led his post-enlightenment life.

As for Christianity, or specifically Catholicism, I don't need no Pope Urban when the Borgia family is evidence enough.

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture


You are picking and choosing your narratives.  Once again, the words of the Koran have nothing to do with the acts of men.  You surmise that because people do not understand the words, and act in an evil manner, then the words are to blame.  This premise is flawed.

sun tzu's picture

Perhaps it is you who does not understand the words. If you understand them so well, you should enlighten the Saudis

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture




Man can not enlighten others, only the self can attain it.

sun tzu's picture

But of course. Those imams, ayatollahs, and holy men are wrong in their interpretation of the Quran. Non-Muslims like you have the correct interpretation. You said so yourself.

Vagabond's picture

You religious folk are just too much for me.  We need morality, not "The word of God", or the word of Muhammed or anyone else.  Man-made mass religion is a disaster in just about every form.

snowball777's picture

But thinking for yourself and establishing a moral code by anything but rote mimicry is so hard.

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture




Response to Chindit; edited from above....

You are picking and choosing your narratives.  Once again, the words of the Koran have nothing to do with the acts of men.  You surmise that because people do not understand the words of the Koran, and act in an evil manner that is not justified by the Koran, then the words of the Koran are to blame.  This premise is flawed.

chindit13's picture

We’ll disagree here. I’ve always been interested in the genesis of the various religions, from Judaism through to Mormonism. Each is a product of its times, obviously, and subject to the frailties of the human mind, plus, obviously the needs of the human psyche.

The suras of the Koran were finally penned long after Mohammed had departed. The hadiths came later. All were via word of mouth, which is obviously dependent on really good memories. The stories of his life contained in the hadiths are not disputed in the whole by any Islamic scholars. Minor interpretational differences, yes, but on balnce they are taken as a factual representation of Mohammed’s life and exploits after his enlightenment. Those tales show a lot of violence, so it is quite reasonable to suspect that the authors--or reporters---of the suras believed the violence in the actual verbiage is not allegorical (I read Arabic, by the way, so can read it in the original form). Certainly that is how some in Islam have chosen to interpret them, though by no means all Moslems.

chindit13's picture

Bad response. You did not defend your position. The suras and hadiths reflect the violence Mohammed perpetrated on those who refused his “message”. The words some now worship are a product of the times in which they were written. An ignorant, albeit seemingly charismatic man, developed a following. Long long after the fact, people who find comfort in any message, and who have a need for religion, try to interpret the message the authors of the suras and hadiths penned as something peaceful, when it is not. It is violent, because that is how Mohammed dealt with people who would not accept his message.  Fortunately, time and evolution have obviated some of humanity’s more base tendencies, and some can pretend they know what Mohammed “really” meant.

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

You were discussing your qualities; perhaps I should've responded with 'How quaint.'
The Koran is thought to be the word of god. What he did with his life after told the word of god is irrelevant. Your argument would not stand in court, so what makes you think it is acceptable here.

Rastadamus's picture

What is the excuse of the poorly educated Christians that don't know how to turn the other cheek, or cannot see that they aren't forgiven, but invited to pick up a cross and suffer like their so called master. Nope! They'd rather believe their forgiven and drop hendreds of 2000 pound JDAM bombs to kill a terrorist and a couple dozen innocent people.


WeekendAtBernankes's picture

You are so full of bullshit.  It might have been believable 10 years ago but no longer.  It is a well known fact that the difference between the Torah, Bible, and Quran is that the Torah and Bible are flush with parables and allegory open to personal interpretation.  The Quran is the supposed direct word of God.  It is not open to interpretation and to taken literally, a fact about which it is very specific.  You know this and yet you come on here and lie.  

Surprisingly others are willing to suck up to you, saying "Oh, you're the enlightened one, but those others."  I know a lie when I see it, and you've polluted this thread with yours.  I, for one, will not be fooled.  

How disgusting is your religion that it encourages you to come to this forum and outright lie about its principles to hide its deviant barbarism.  I hope this thread serves to show others who are as yet unaware just how vile and insidious Islam is.

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture


Jihad literally translates to "personal struggle" or rather "war with self".  When one reads the Koran with that premise, then one can see that when it says of killing, it is referring to ending the struggle with yourself.  The Koran is literally telling you to kill your demons.  As far as the Bible, that is (also) the word of god.  The Koran accepts the Bible as truth, by the way, and Jesus (and others in the Bible) as prophets.

WeekendAtBernankes's picture

There were 152 Islamic terror attacks last month in 19 countries with 907 dead and 1603 critically injured.  That's 84 casualties a day.  You can do your best to paint a pretty picture around that.  Fuck you man.  You're going to burn in Hell.

Votewithabullet's picture

He wont be alone fuck job. Fucking flat earther, you all ready for the 21st? Sold all yer shit and waiting for your rapture?

WeekendAtBernankes's picture


You believe that May 21st bullshit?  And you call me a flat-earther?  Texe Marrs called, asshole, he wants his swastika back.