Overallotment: March 30

• Joe Cassano is going down... as soon as the FBI finds a parking spot on Oxford Street (ABCNews)
• Cerberus to satisfy mounting hedge fund redemptions with shares in illiquid SPV (Bloomberg)
• Life insurance companies' fate tied to stocks (WSJ)
• Macquarie troubles escalating, cash bonuses not so much (Bloomberg)
• OECD sees 10% unemployment in developed countries "without exception"; time to revise the budget deficit yet? (FT)
• Food for thought for bottom hunters... hopefully not the Haines' version of (Infectious Greed)
• Russia wants higher prices but won't join OPEC...yet (WSJ)
• The latest entrant to the 5 year past due VC party is... Google (WSJ)
• Some more bad news on the Social Security ponzi (Bloomberg)
• GMAC and CIT pray to get access to depositor-diluting TLGP (FT)
• Humor: Freudian printing slip (Earth Times)