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the 'guy' was Altucher
Fantastic! And also Pisani or Insana or Cramer or...
Nice bail at the close. Someone didn't want to be left owning this POS.
Hahahaha Altucher. the worst
Ouch, ouch my head is stuck up my ass!
Who am I?
Mayor michael bloomberg.
Sell-side is always yelling "come on in, the water's fine!"
So many of todays P's are going to turn into Q's in no time.
Gold up, stocks down. Momofader is still a perfect fade.
the name says all; pandora
C'mon - it's screaming a/h's (up 6 cents).
Edit - Pandora still fall like stone a/h's...
However, gold, silver seem shinier and sparklier than ever.
Nice bounce on (gld) up .45?? and that was only the fear premium. This jaunt down you can count on 1450 xau/usd.
It won't hit $2 until after calpers buys them all.
Pandora CFO: Steve Cakebread
No one really knows who he is.
He makes a fruity Sauv Blanc that my GF likes, I prefer the Cabernet.
And the Great IPO Window of 2011 will be closing in 5, 4, 3...
what's worse than an internet music IPO 10 years after the implosion?? well Z, the IPO for a housing market that is double dipping into a pool of quicksand
Headline on CNN, even after 4pm: "Pandora stock surges in its IPO debut".
Who cares if they have never made a profit and don't project to be profitable for the foreseeable future. It's all about eyeballs! Er, corrected, I mean eardrums in this case. It's always sunny in the IPO market! Give all the sheeple some shares...
Carmine said one boy, Here there are two
Two hell... Look at all the pumpers...
Zerohedge - for news you can't get anywhere else:
titled: "Pandora Gains Point to Healthy Internet IPO Future"
Check out DST - announcing, after a big pop today, that they are definitely not in play or are negotiating with any PE firms...at 3:55
Thanks fellas, hope everyone important got out in time...
Pandora is too big to fail.
Bernanklecide & Jeetner will bail out Pandora and its bondholders around $0.50 a share.
Bitch better have my money!
Great Underwriting job boys.....
IPO or IOU
I once knew a girl named Pandora - Spike
So much for that shot of love heroin
Did she have a nice box?
Never did get the chance to see it ... as I know the way with my eyes closed (he) said
Still haven't had sex like that since school
No Charlotte Rubens Bloomberg does not have a nice box....
Once used to finance the early news network, that's what you call Pandora's box, no?
@ $5.oo a pop it took some heavy wear to get the mayors news network up and running.
Sux when this happens before there is borrow.
Oh well, at least there is Groupon to look forward to.
Groupon ticker: CLSTRFK
I have no idea what Pandora does.
The same thing that your radio or iTunes already does.
customized streaming radio
Will the RIAA sue me for using it?
No, but your friends might mock you for falling for it.
I'd love to hear what's wrong with my thinking here: everybody under the age of X (30?) consumes Pandora content all day every day. The two choices you (currently) have are:
1) listen to advertising every 3rd or 4th song or
2) pay $30 a year for a commerical free version.
To me, this is the future. I see internet radio as totally displacing traditional as we are all jacked into our smart phones.
So, I like the business model. Meantime, to me, LinkedIn is nothing but a "position wanted" ad site. A bunch of unemployed people giving each other referrals for non-existant jobs. I don't see a business model there at all.
So why does the market hate P and not LNKD ?
Lnkd is a pos too, well off it's top, drifting lower
P might have a good product that people like and use, but it's about profitability, if you're losing money in this climate nobody wants you.
Same with groupon losing money
Check out www.KUVO.org (public Jazz radio station, "The Oasis in the City", located in Denver, Colorado).
What is the damn value proposition of this company? So you can 'create' & 'share' your own 'radio' station?! I agree TD $2 in six months is the call
The value is it gives you new tunes based on your thumbs up/down, so they have a database that will recommend new music. I've used it for years but I've never clicked an ad, so I don't think they have revenue.
I use it too but also have never clicked on an ad. Why would I? I'm also not oging ot pay $9.99/mo for it or whatever annuity these stupid fucks think they can squeeze out of me.
What can they possibly do to generate income or even think they can have one profitable day let alone a quarter?
They're toast and they suckered some poor lemmings with this IPO. I mean, come on.....is February 2000 really that long ago??
reminds me of a stock named Sirius...
or a sock named...
I'm pretty certain LinkedIn will follow suite and start declining in a serious manner. Their PE is astronomical, totally unjustified.
Linkedin should be valued at 120 to 150 million. MAX!
BTW, love your avatar, it always makes me laugh.
Domokun, FTW! (Much less trouble than Tribbles!) :>D
In Lira, I trust.
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