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Paul Giamatti As Ben Bernanke - Was Jeff Goldblum Over Budget?
Each day the general population gets at least one dose of teleprompter humor. So for a bit of variety, courtesy of William Banzai, we bring you some teleporter tragicomedy (which also explains so very much...)
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Good one!
My dad always used to say; "A Liar is Worse than a Thief". I now know what he meant by that after becoming familiar with Ben Bernanke.
and a liar and thief is worse than either individually
I'm looking forward to "National Monarch/Dictator Guillotine Day". I believe BB counts as a Monarch, where we will chop his head off in the public square on our new national holiday. Bernanke is guilty of high treason, punishable be death, and acts of financial terrorism against the people. Off with his head, he is not reparable.
He is a fly, according to WB. Bansai, Willie.
AUsome!
this time really is different. now hold your ankles real tight ok.
I can't believe they are actually making a movie on Sorkin's TBTF book. What a crock that was. I wonder how much he was paid by the banksters for that.
Was the book factually incorrect or is Sorkin a buddy of the banksters? I did watch BBC's Last Days of Lehman Bros which Jim Sinclair called factually right.
Let the hanging begin Bitchezzzzz
It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning.
Henry Ford
Guillotine is historically and contextually more apropos.
A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.
Henry Ford
The dollar chart is scarier!!
Need a bunch of Bernank maggots banzai...feeding on the carcass of congress...
I hate flies...
Especially, when the zip is stuck.
Uh um.
Goldblum appeared in Death Wish as Freak one.
His lines are rather insightful
Freak #1: We want money, mother, now get it!
Freak #1: Cunts! I KILL RICH CUNTS!
Freak #1: Goddamn rich cunt!
Laurence Fishburne the III as Cutter in Death Wish II which I watched this morning, music by Jimmy Page. He never took the slit sunglasses off if I remember right. He tried to use a ghetto blaster to stop a bullet.
Anyone notice that the cunt rags @ INO.com scrubbed 2008 USD lows this week?
http://quotes.ino.com/chart/?s=NYBOT_DX
Allow me to present.. December 16, 2008, 05:01:49 PM
Last trade 80.159 Change -0.056 (-0.07%)
Settle Time 15:06 Open 80.253
Previous Close 77.736 High 80.279
Low 80.123 2008-12-16 18:58:37, 30 min delay
52wk High 80.375 52wk High Date 2008-09-11
52wk Low 70.698 52wk Low Date 2008-03-17
Open Time 17:45 Close Time 17:30
HOOCHIE FUCKING MAMA!
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/04/30/971631/-BREAKING:-Anonymous-Hit...!
As we speak I'm sitting on a mile high pile of data released about the US Chamber of Commerce. Thousands and thousands of docs released a few hours ago. Wanna help read through the docs and see what crazy things the Chamber is up to? There's thousands of these docs. It's a 1.2 GIGABYTE download. My computer is choking on it. Looks like a lot of docs scraped from their sites.
This evening I came across a reference to a torrent on Twitter that caught my eyeball -- A "torrent" in this case is basically a document dump. Basically. The message intrigued me not only because it mentioned documents from the US Chamber of Commerce, but also....
A. It's a document dump from Anonymous
and
B. It contains documents from an organization that particularly makes my teeth curl, the Michigan based Mackinac Center for Public Policy. Those are the dudes who brought us the Overton Window. They're kind of nuts.
The torrent contains information about:
- The US Chamber of Commerce
- The ultraconservative think tank the Mackinac Center for Public Policy in Michigan
- The American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC)
Ouch. Michigan has those phone readers. It's got to be a big hit.
My state was looking pretty evil but they sort of turned it around sort of flip flopped.
Michigan of course went hardcore evil after the job exportation.
ok
I always pictured Billy Bob Thornton playing teh Bernank.
Hard to imagine either these excellent actors Giamatti or Thornton playing such a foul bag of pus. I'm thinking more like a chubby Val Kilmer or John Travolta.
But OTOH maybe you do want a really skilled actor to play the Bernank; when it's a merely a crummy performance you hate the actor, but it takes a great actor to portray a character you can't help but truly despise.
Sudden Debt, I love that icon!
We just hope that it does not breed.
How about the expression "Breeds Like Bernankes" or worse, Prints Like Bernanke.
But we are the worse for it, we are stepping in Bernanke's Quantitative Easings.
Help meeeeee! <Yeah, cross-reference. I know.>
Contagion? Pardon me while I regurgitate digestive juices on this donut and suck it back up.
I remember having this converation three years ago and I was the bad guy until I was given silver as payment. Then I wasn't a bad guy. I was then offering advice. How the fuck that happened. No clue.
Some basics:
Make money.
Own your own shit
On my land...pick if you work for me or become corn.
Three years I'lve offered that...now I see the future? Assholes.