Pelosi Calls For Weiner Ethics Inquiry

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Gubbmint Cheese's picture

weiner ethics..

ha ha ha

 

GetZeeGold's picture

 

Nancy Pelosi....the new Lorena Bobbitt. 

 

Hedgetard55's picture

"I did not have text with that woman, Miss Cordova"

The Profit Prophet's picture

Nancy is an old pro at Weiner Inquiries.....

T.E.I.N. everyone!

solgundy's picture

It's one of the most unique yet most recognizable vehicles ever designed
and just the sight of it will make you hungry!
Join "The Traffic Guy" for a tour of the Oscar Mayer

knukles's picture

Oh I think it was Oscar Meyer's weiner,
For mine is not that big,
As you can see,
Just look at mine's picture here on Facebook,
And you'll probably have a
damned good laugh on me.

overmedicatedundersexed's picture

if you are not an incredibly flawed individual you are never NEVER allowed to rise to high position..It is much easier to control a sex predator like Clinton or an cyber sex obsessed wiener, Pres candidate sex hound Edwards, Druggie/alcohol addict Bush,

GOP senator with wide stance history, NJ gov crusing public rest rooms for Homosexual thrills, Druggie/Bisexual/possibly ineligible president Obuma..they pick only those with black mailable history to control them in office..
anybody see a pattern??

when you Fk up you are protected until you screw the elite then you are outted..see IMF DK

boooyaaaah's picture

Like the birth certificate

If Obama's not reelectable for what ever reason

The powers to be will pull the Birth certificate plug and run someone else

The trick will be to blame it on the GOP

oogs66's picture

pelosi just wants a weiner...she tried to get a frank but found their interests were in the same direction

Rainman's picture

Any dude who shaves his chest can't be up to anything good.

redpill's picture

Oh no, he hot waxes I'm sure!

IQ 101's picture

Pelosi = hairy, (Italian).

Nancy has hair enough for both of them, she's a tuff muffin.

Pelosi and ethics in the same sentance, classic.

williambanzai7's picture

I just can't believe how ridiculously funny this whole thing is.

Winston Were Wolf's picture

Not that sexting isn't of national importance, but a homeowner successfully seized a BofA branch in Florida, after BofA tried to foreclose on a home he bought with cash:

http://www.digtriad.com/news/watercooler/article/178031/176/Florida-Home...

Hugh G Rection's picture

Pelosi Calls For Weiner....

 

NOT IT!!!

beemasters's picture

No big deal... it's nothing compared to the ethical breach or crimes committed by the FED, Obama, Pelosi, Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld if you think about it.

ToNYC's picture

 

Wiener broke no laws, did stupid things in his private life amongst consenting adults. He was a fool thinking he could dissemble inside a fishbowl. . He'll be stronger when he waits this kerfluffle out. In a month this all will be forgotten when something overwhelmingly real happens. American puritanism is the laughing -stock of the civilized world.

Djirk's picture

Sex scandals are the new Mc Carthyism.

"Weiner, along with several other members of Congress, have criticized the Obama administration proposal to sell over $60 billion in arms to Saudi Arabia."

Get in line solidier or we will label you a pervert.

BTW, you could hack twitter with a TV remote control.

 

DaveyJones's picture

Weiner ethics, peacekeeping missle

obelisks's picture

i bet Megyn Kelly is pissing herself laughing over this ! It could not have happened to a more arrogant prick Time to recuse yourself Weiner …. Goodbye !

hilarious video here

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/02/megyn-kelly-anthony-weiner-clar...

SF beatnik's picture

Only Puritanical nitwits care about Weiner's sex life. (I worry more about his Zionism.) A man's gotta have some fresh poon, now and then. If the wife can't handled it, she should become a lesbian.

GetZeeGold's picture

 

You do realize you're defending a weiner?

 

Djirk's picture

I heard his wife is a (HOT) lesbian, she and Hillary, you know. Why do you think Bill had so much trouble.

Compared to Berlusconi, this guy is a boy scout.

ToNYC's picture

 

Hum a Wiener is a tough enough handle for the recent political power purchaser...mrs. mc cain, mrs. heinz-hier senator buyer, now-deceased former mrs. warner, mrs. kerry, and the like up the washington A-list ladder.

NotApplicable's picture

Funny, I'd of guessed that Pelosi had already seen it, inquiry not required.

Oh wait, now it's time to judge whether or not the weiner was ethical!

 

Honestly, I don't know how he'll be able to rise up in the light of day.

GetZeeGold's picture

 

She'll have to investigate the Weiner very carefully.....could take months....years even. Of course it will all be behind closed doors.

 

nmewn's picture

I can see it now...another two thousand pages of unread material to take a vote on.

Arius's picture

weiner is a fighter...he wont quit!

only in america....

NotApplicable's picture

If the pic is a twit,

you must acquit?

Rusty Shorts's picture

 iComment of the DAY !!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Spalding_Smailes's picture

From The Hill June 19, 1996 -- excerpted 
___________________ 

Sen. Alfonse D'Amato (R-N.Y.), whose one-day, $37,000 profit on an initial public offering (IPO) trade in 1993 may spark an ethics committee investigation, isn't alone when it comes to making fast cash. 

Three other lawmakers , Sen. Fred Thompson (R-Tenn.), Rep. John LaFalce (D- N.Y.) and Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) , all reported making thousands of dollars in gains off IPO trades, sometimes buying and selling the same day, The Wall Street Journal reported yesterday. 

IPOs are hot stocks that investment companies usually save for their best customers, as they often produce quick , and hefty , returns. 

Pelosi, whose gains were listed in the name of her husband, businessman Paul Pelosi, reported buying and selling between $1,000 and $15,000 worth of stock in two Internet-related companies in the same day. Both stocks doubled in value. 

A spokesperson for Pelosi was not immediately available for comment. 

Spalding_Smailes's picture

Politics 101' ....

 

Nancy Pelosi was Nancy D'Alesandro from Baltimore Maryland. Both her father and brother were mayors of Baltimore. Her Father Thomas Jr. was mayor from 1947 - 59 and was a congressman before that from 1939 - 47. Her brother was mayor from 1967 - 71.

dark pools of soros's picture

looks like the Zionists got mad at one of its own for his choice in a wife....should of took a nice jewish girl or just keep fuckin goy bitches

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/132367

 

 

redpill's picture

I don't know how much of a leak that was, Moody's rides Obama's nuts so hard they'll never downgrade the US while he's in office.  Only exception is if he asks them to, in some ass-backwards attempt to justify QE3.

 

knukles's picture

Well I for one don't believe any of this.
With a name like Weiner, he's got to be good.

P.S.  Is Weiner realted to Boehner?

Problem Is's picture

HA!

"Is Weiner related to Boehner?"

Tyler: Astute question of the day...

kengland's picture

Love how Israel is a tag line for weiner. Too funny

augie's picture

I formerly resided in his congresional district in queens. Durring the crisis of 08, I wrote him 5 letters while deployed in Iraq begging him not to go through with the bail outs. I didnt get any response. I wrote him countless emails and all i got were cookie cutter "thank you for your question, we regrett to inform you that the congressmen can't read every letter BLAH BLAH BLAH...." They are all criminals; sans Dr. Paul and Co. 

subscriptionblocker's picture

(Shrugging) That was always my first question. How can he possibly find time for his constituent's business with all these "other pursuits"?

As far as "sins" go, the actual act seems pretty minor. He apparently has not used his position to steal from the rest of us. But once the lies start, that genie is difficult to tame.

Would think that his district would be glad just to be rid of him. No vengence, no revenge, just "you're not the one".

Then again, if he entangled the cops with this fiasco - he fully deserves all penalties.

 

 

 

knukles's picture

Whoa!  Hold the boat!
Didn't steal from us?

Do you have any idea just how inferior I feel looking at his picture next to the picture I sent? 
Dude robbed me of my dignity.

Papasmurf's picture

You have to understand he used photoshop. 

NotApplicable's picture

And, just who is Huma?

I've always known that a huma could hurt a weiner, but not the other way around.

Hedgetard55's picture

Huma needs a new beard.

 

Slick Willie tried to tap it but she is sworn to munch Hillary's carpet only.