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Pelosi Calls For Weiner Ethics Inquiry

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First we had the bread (or some other Oscar Meyer product)...Now comes the circus. Politico reports that Pelosi has just called for a "Weiner Ethics Inquiry." Um... What is there to inquire: the guy sent out pictures of his wiener in clear abuse of his political position (leaving his family drama aside) from a Twitter account that was obviously that of an elected official.  It's unethical - period (to spare various other adjectives that come to mind). He should resign immediately. Then again, New Yorkers once again get precisely the representatives that they deserve. A far better inquiry (and thus use of taxpayer capital) would be to discover who else among the political elite does just the same on a daily basis (Weiner is certainly not alone), and has merely not been caught yet.

From Politico

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) and Rep. Steve Israel, the chairman of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, are calling for an investigation into Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.) over the series of sexually explicit conservations and lewd photos he exchanged with a half-dozen women during the last several years.

“I am deeply disappointed and saddened about this situation; for Anthony’s wife, Huma, his family, his staff and his constituents,” Pelosi said in a statement released on Monday night.

“I am calling for an Ethics Committee investigation to determine whether any official resources were used or any other violation of House rules occurred.”

Israel added: “Congressman Anthony Weiner engaged in a deep personal failure and inappropriate behavior that embarrassed himself, his family, and the House. Ultimately, Anthony and his constituents will make a judgment about his future .

“To remove all remaining doubt about this situation, I agree with Leader Pelosi’s request that the House Ethics Committee use its authority to begin an investigation.”

The calls by Pelosi and Israel for an ethics investigation dramatically raise the political stakes for Weiner. While he stated repeatedly during an emotional press conference on Monday that he had broken no laws nor violated House ethics rules during his interaction with the women, a probe by the House Ethics Committee could find differently.

And it also could provide Pelosi and other Democratic leaders with political cover to call on Weiner to step down. So far, none of his Democratic colleagues have called on him to give up the seat that he first won in 1998.

“I am deeply regretting what I have done, and I am not resigning,” the New York Democrat told reporters on Monday afternoon. “I am deeply sorry for the pain this has caused Huma, my wife, and my family.”


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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:11 | 1344844 Gubbmint Cheese
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weiner ethics..

ha ha ha


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:19 | 1344863 GetZeeGold
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Nancy Pelosi....the new Lorena Bobbitt. 


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:28 | 1344898 augie
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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:46 | 1344979 Hedgetard55
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"I did not have text with that woman, Miss Cordova"

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 20:34 | 1345348 The Profit Prophet
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Nancy is an old pro at Weiner Inquiries.....

T.E.I.N. everyone!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:02 | 1345027 solgundy
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It's one of the most unique yet most recognizable vehicles ever designed
and just the sight of it will make you hungry!
Join "The Traffic Guy" for a tour of the Oscar Mayer

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 20:38 | 1345350 knukles
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Oh I think it was Oscar Meyer's weiner,
For mine is not that big,
As you can see,
Just look at mine's picture here on Facebook,
And you'll probably have a
damned good laugh on me.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:19 | 1345064 overmedicatedun...
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if you are not an incredibly flawed individual you are never NEVER allowed to rise to high position..It is much easier to control a sex predator like Clinton or an cyber sex obsessed wiener, Pres candidate sex hound Edwards, Druggie/alcohol addict Bush,

GOP senator with wide stance history, NJ gov crusing public rest rooms for Homosexual thrills, Druggie/Bisexual/possibly ineligible president Obuma..they pick only those with black mailable history to control them in office..
anybody see a pattern??

when you Fk up you are protected until you screw the elite then you are outted..see IMF DK

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 00:02 | 1345899 MayIMommaDogFac...
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You forgot Spitzer and Blago.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 07:25 | 1346244 boooyaaaah
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Like the birth certificate

If Obama's not reelectable for what ever reason

The powers to be will pull the Birth certificate plug and run someone else

The trick will be to blame it on the GOP

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 21:18 | 1345513 oogs66
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pelosi just wants a weiner...she tried to get a frank but found their interests were in the same direction

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:22 | 1344880 Rainman
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Any dude who shaves his chest can't be up to anything good.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:41 | 1344953 redpill
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Oh no, he hot waxes I'm sure!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:53 | 1344986 IQ 101
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Pelosi = hairy, (Italian).

Nancy has hair enough for both of them, she's a tuff muffin.

Pelosi and ethics in the same sentance, classic.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 22:03 | 1345637 HungrySeagull
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Tue, 06/07/2011 - 05:29 | 1346170 williambanzai7
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I just can't believe how ridiculously funny this whole thing is.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:55 | 1344993 Winston Were Wolf
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Not that sexting isn't of national importance, but a homeowner successfully seized a BofA branch in Florida, after BofA tried to foreclose on a home he bought with cash:

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:56 | 1344994 Hugh G Rection
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Pelosi Calls For Weiner....



Tue, 06/07/2011 - 00:00 | 1345901 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 22:12 | 1345665 beemasters
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No big deal... it's nothing compared to the ethical breach or crimes committed by the FED, Obama, Pelosi, Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld if you think about it.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 23:22 | 1345828 ToNYC
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Wiener broke no laws, did stupid things in his private life amongst consenting adults. He was a fool thinking he could dissemble inside a fishbowl. . He'll be stronger when he waits this kerfluffle out. In a month this all will be forgotten when something overwhelmingly real happens. American puritanism is the laughing -stock of the civilized world.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 01:11 | 1346015 Djirk
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Sex scandals are the new Mc Carthyism.

"Weiner, along with several other members of Congress, have criticized the Obama administration proposal to sell over $60 billion in arms to Saudi Arabia."

Get in line solidier or we will label you a pervert.

BTW, you could hack twitter with a TV remote control.


Tue, 06/07/2011 - 00:34 | 1345956 DaveyJones
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Weiner ethics, peacekeeping missle

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 00:56 | 1345976 obelisks
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i bet Megyn Kelly is pissing herself laughing over this ! It could not have happened to a more arrogant prick Time to recuse yourself Weiner …. Goodbye !

hilarious video here

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 01:42 | 1346054 SF beatnik
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Only Puritanical nitwits care about Weiner's sex life. (I worry more about his Zionism.) A man's gotta have some fresh poon, now and then. If the wife can't handled it, she should become a lesbian.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 08:39 | 1346375 GetZeeGold
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You do realize you're defending a weiner?


Tue, 06/07/2011 - 17:11 | 1348460 Djirk
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I heard his wife is a (HOT) lesbian, she and Hillary, you know. Why do you think Bill had so much trouble.

Compared to Berlusconi, this guy is a boy scout.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 09:12 | 1346469 ToNYC
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Hum a Wiener is a tough enough handle for the recent political power purchaser...mrs. mc cain, mrs. heinz-hier senator buyer, now-deceased former mrs. warner, mrs. kerry, and the like up the washington A-list ladder.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:16 | 1344866 NotApplicable
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Funny, I'd of guessed that Pelosi had already seen it, inquiry not required.

Oh wait, now it's time to judge whether or not the weiner was ethical!


Honestly, I don't know how he'll be able to rise up in the light of day.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:18 | 1344875 GetZeeGold
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She'll have to investigate the Weiner very carefully.....could take months....years even. Of course it will all be behind closed doors.


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:41 | 1344962 nmewn
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I can see it now...another two thousand pages of unread material to take a vote on.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:16 | 1344868 Arius
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weiner is a fighter...he wont quit!

only in america....

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:27 | 1344890 NotApplicable
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If the pic is a twit,

you must acquit?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 21:57 | 1345620 Rusty Shorts
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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:17 | 1344869 Spalding_Smailes
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From The Hill June 19, 1996 -- excerpted 

Sen. Alfonse D'Amato (R-N.Y.), whose one-day, $37,000 profit on an initial public offering (IPO) trade in 1993 may spark an ethics committee investigation, isn't alone when it comes to making fast cash. 

Three other lawmakers , Sen. Fred Thompson (R-Tenn.), Rep. John LaFalce (D- N.Y.) and Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) , all reported making thousands of dollars in gains off IPO trades, sometimes buying and selling the same day, The Wall Street Journal reported yesterday. 

IPOs are hot stocks that investment companies usually save for their best customers, as they often produce quick , and hefty , returns. 

Pelosi, whose gains were listed in the name of her husband, businessman Paul Pelosi, reported buying and selling between $1,000 and $15,000 worth of stock in two Internet-related companies in the same day. Both stocks doubled in value. 

A spokesperson for Pelosi was not immediately available for comment. 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:27 | 1344891 Spalding_Smailes
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Politics 101' ....


Nancy Pelosi was Nancy D'Alesandro from Baltimore Maryland. Both her father and brother were mayors of Baltimore. Her Father Thomas Jr. was mayor from 1947 - 59 and was a congressman before that from 1939 - 47. Her brother was mayor from 1967 - 71.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:32 | 1344926 Gubbmint Cheese
Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:50 | 1344980 dark pools of soros
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looks like the Zionists got mad at one of its own for his choice in a wife....should of took a nice jewish girl or just keep fuckin goy bitches



Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:39 | 1344958 redpill
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I don't know how much of a leak that was, Moody's rides Obama's nuts so hard they'll never downgrade the US while he's in office.  Only exception is if he asks them to, in some ass-backwards attempt to justify QE3.


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 20:47 | 1345389 knukles
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Well I for one don't believe any of this.
With a name like Weiner, he's got to be good.

P.S.  Is Weiner realted to Boehner?

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 01:08 | 1346009 Problem Is
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"Is Weiner related to Boehner?"

Tyler: Astute question of the day...

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:21 | 1344871 kengland
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Love how Israel is a tag line for weiner. Too funny

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:31 | 1344917 augie
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I formerly resided in his congresional district in queens. Durring the crisis of 08, I wrote him 5 letters while deployed in Iraq begging him not to go through with the bail outs. I didnt get any response. I wrote him countless emails and all i got were cookie cutter "thank you for your question, we regrett to inform you that the congressmen can't read every letter BLAH BLAH BLAH...." They are all criminals; sans Dr. Paul and Co. 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:46 | 1345207 subscriptionblocker
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(Shrugging) That was always my first question. How can he possibly find time for his constituent's business with all these "other pursuits"?

As far as "sins" go, the actual act seems pretty minor. He apparently has not used his position to steal from the rest of us. But once the lies start, that genie is difficult to tame.

Would think that his district would be glad just to be rid of him. No vengence, no revenge, just "you're not the one".

Then again, if he entangled the cops with this fiasco - he fully deserves all penalties.




Mon, 06/06/2011 - 20:53 | 1345423 knukles
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Whoa!  Hold the boat!
Didn't steal from us?

Do you have any idea just how inferior I feel looking at his picture next to the picture I sent? 
Dude robbed me of my dignity.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 21:20 | 1345524 Papasmurf
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You have to understand he used photoshop. 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:18 | 1344874 NotApplicable
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And, just who is Huma?

I've always known that a huma could hurt a weiner, but not the other way around.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:54 | 1344989 Hedgetard55
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Huma needs a new beard.


Slick Willie tried to tap it but she is sworn to munch Hillary's carpet only.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 05:45 | 1346175 Moe Howard
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You have discovered the nugget of real information here. The so-called wife of wiener is the 'partner' of Clinton. Like a good little boy, he did what his master asked, married the dyke to give cover when hilary runs for the big one. Then the beard tripped over his own wiener, allowing the obama side to out him. Move along, people, this is democrap insider shit.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:20 | 1344882 Bob
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If the Dims don't get him outta the house and out of the news in the next 48 hours, we'll know exactly how serious they really are about the policy dramas they claim to be so deeply invested in. 

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 01:03 | 1346003 Problem Is
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But it keeps what a full retard Obama Bin Lyin' is out of the news...

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:19 | 1344883 Alcoholic Nativ...
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And this is why the democratic party should be fucken abolished.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:25 | 1344886 Bob
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Dumb asses cheating on their wives with out even putting it in?  You're right, pretty damn lame.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:45 | 1344976 Alcoholic Nativ...
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Yea, that's exactly why I hate the democratic party.  Shut up retard.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:56 | 1344996 Bob
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LOL!  Have a good one, man.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:23 | 1344887 Id fight Gandhi
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Sure, piss more money away investigating weiner

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:23 | 1344892 Bam_Man
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The Weiner ethics inquiry should take about 10 seconds.

"We looked and couldn't find any."

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:24 | 1344893 Manthong
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He had to have pissed her off..

Who did he support for minority leader?

Maybe he snatched some of her Botox or Nair.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:29 | 1344901 Franken_Stein
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In other news:


German physicians at reknown Charité hospital find un-orthodox cure for HIV:


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:26 | 1344903 equity_momo
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Steve Israel? lol , American Politicians have to be the most hypocritical in the World.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:58 | 1345003 Goldtoothchimp09
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he might have to change his name after this incident...

Goldweiner  ... Silverweiner ... Platinumweinerstein ...Goldprick ...Humatookmydickenstein?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:30 | 1344905 trav7777
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yeah, this shit is IMPORTANT, much more so than all the bribes and corruption

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:27 | 1344907 Pepe
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Not withstanding the lack of integrity of Mr Weiner ( not different  from other politicians ) and the fact that his actions only underscore the nature of the US political establishment and vindicate the words of Kruschev to Nixon: " You have sowed the seeds of your own destruction", I have to comment on Ms. Pelosi demanding an ethics investigation on his actions which she should deem common place, and failing to investigate the fact that the stock portfolios of US representatives in the house show significant statistical variance from those of regular retail investors, skewed to the winning side of the standard deviation.(of course)

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:28 | 1344910 Yen Cross
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 The QUEEN {Alien}  is Pre- Ferring those thoughts?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:32 | 1344913 RocketmanBob
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Since I criticized her earlier regarding the lack of concern on her part, I must commend her now for calling for this investigation.


I may be a knuckle-dragger, but I'm consistently one :)

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:34 | 1344919 Eireann go Brach
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This guy should resign in shame! But first they will waste millions of tax payer dollars now determining if this is worthy of firing the jackass! Politicians are lower than fucking crackheads that steal from their grannies on the human scale

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:35 | 1344920 Cdad
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Excuse me, did the Weiner not publicly suggest that his computer was hacked and that pictures were "altered"...and other such patently untrue things?  Are there not serious consequences to this part of the Weiner drama?  And more serious pictures?

As for Pelosi, of course Ethics investigations went forward on congressman Rangle.  Don't recall how much money was wasted on that affair...only that it did not end in the removal of tax cheating Rangle from the house, either.

Forget Rangle and Weiner...investigate Pelosi's inability to investigate!

Good Grief [and by that I mean doesn't it smell lovely...the burning Rome?]


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:41 | 1344952 AgShaman
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If only there was a Global Warming conference in Europe she could fly to by herself....then she wouldn't have to take time out of her schedule to lecture us about ethics

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:35 | 1344925 Forgiven
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So let me get this straight.  Nancy Pelosi wants to probe the Weiner.  Sounds like she has issues.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 21:04 | 1345446 knukles
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No way. 
A Mrs. Bazillionairess Cadillac Communist from San Francisco?
No fucking way.

It's all A-1+, P-1, AAA across by all services.  Not an impairment in sight. 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:37 | 1344929 SloMoe
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I think congress should have Barney Franks investigate Weiner's weiner. He'll get to the bottom of it.


Or vise versa....

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:20 | 1345100 Cdad
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I rather think Rangle should investigate Weiner, and Weiner should investigate Pelosi's inability to investigate...I think.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:36 | 1344937 Papasmurf
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Washington Post:

"But after his news conference, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) announced that she was calling for a House ethics committee probe into whether government resources had been mishandled."

This was a government resource?  Scary thought.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 21:06 | 1345474 knukles
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"This was a government resource?"

But was resource meant to apply to the phone/computer, his dork, the picture of his dork or the Congressman hisself? 

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 00:42 | 1345969 DaveyJones
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Mishandled? He was hoping

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:37 | 1344938 DosZap
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He just refused to resign, and admitted guilt.


Just gives new meaning to Congressional PROBE.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:36 | 1344939 BlackholeDivestment
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Pathetic Pelosi can't reckon this Weiner's a putz?

Bush Pilot alert! Hey, check that male escorts White House Press Credentials

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:40 | 1344946 Yen Cross
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 The SUB- speaker of the house is calling, in It's last death throws for an investigation.

    My 4th of July was made EARLY!!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:37 | 1344950 Fancy_Piglosi
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Bailiff, whack his peepee

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:46 | 1344966 Yen Cross
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  Laughing HARD! Nice work!

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 01:05 | 1346007 Dolar in a vortex
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Omigosh! He's a quiffer?

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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:38 | 1344955 bigdawg
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I believe that, during Weiner's confession a few mintues ago, a reporter asked if he had talked to Pelosi about it.  He responded with something to the effect of, "Yes, I did just talk with Congresswoman Pelosi.  She told me to just tell the truth."

It appears that Weiner is finding out what we all know...that Pelosi is not really "your friend".  BTW, I hate Weiner too...just thought it's hilarious that she gets the knife in so quick.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:44 | 1344961 for shizzle my ...
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The punishment should fit the crime - the bigger the crime the bigger the punishment.  Is it a big weiner?  Looks alot like Brett Favre!  Maybe more drone attacks on his wife's country(s) would be appropriate.  AIPAC says it is a kosher weiner - us negroes are so confused...............

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:47 | 1344971 wannabe traitor
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this shit is unreal! These toilet scud lickers really know how to pull a fast one on the sheeple. Sending inappropriate is unethical, but robbing taxpayer's is complete cool.


got it!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:46 | 1344977 Fix It Again Timmy
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Save your time and breath, Nancy - there aren't any ethics anywhere in D.C. - no need to inquire...

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:04 | 1345019 topcallingtroll
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Chasing poon is no big deal. I would rather he chase poon than chase special interest money or trade stocks on non public information.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 00:55 | 1345992 Problem Is
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Pelosi can't breath... It would crack the only tight thing on her body...

Her face lift...

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:49 | 1344987 lolmaster
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Does mean he's not gay? Bc he sure sounds like a ****** (*ew York accent I guess)

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:49 | 1344988 Bansters-in-my-...
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Pelosi eats Banksters cock......and swallows.... This woman is delusional and is in need of some serious shrink time....


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:55 | 1344992 somethingelse
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Pelosi tried tweeting her twat but image file crashed twitter servers

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 21:51 | 1345607 Esso
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The servers didn't crash, they committed suicide.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:57 | 1345000 chet
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He should resign out of pure embarrassment, but I'm not sure I understand the following:

"the guy sent out pictures of his wiener in clear abuse of his political position"

How so?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:46 | 1345199 Gimp
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He forgot to CC  Barney Fwanks and Nancy so they could have a peek

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:00 | 1345007 topcallingtroll
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Every guy uses whatever he has to attract women, wealth, power, status, charm, good looks, or any combination. I dont hold it against him. Chasing poon is the least corrupt thing a pilitician could do.

In my case there are women attracted to medical doctors. They find my occupation as a shrink interesting. It never seals the deal, bur it opens the door!

I met a new chic today. My wife says i have to drop one if i start something with her. I know which one she is going to make me drop and i dont look forward to it. Wife wont let our little love nest go above three, and i have to let her be in charge otherwise we dont get to play.

Good thing i am not a politician!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:05 | 1345026 Yen Cross
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 TCT never fade the trade. Yen.  a slight update.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:08 | 1345045 BlackholeDivestment
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...ewe, Troll, buddy, TMI.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:17 | 1345081 topcallingtroll
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That was funny!

You got to have a solid relationship to bring in others so I think I am safe from that!

Most alternative lifestyle people are very conservative. Long term relationships are preferred. No one night stands.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 20:51 | 1345411 Yen Cross
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 W.H.Y. ?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 20:24 | 1345326 Reese Bobby
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"Dear Penthouse:  I would never have dreamed my Mom, er, I mean my wife was going to suggest a threesome with my Uncle, uh, I mean my patient..."

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 20:57 | 1345440 Blano
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Pics, please.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:07 | 1345034 camoes
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He should "come" forward...

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 21:29 | 1345545 Papasmurf
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He's in a sticky situation, for sure. 

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 01:05 | 1346011 StychoKiller
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Julian Assange has some sage advice re: condoms! :>D

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:20 | 1345080 Road_Scholar
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How much more of this circus crap do we have to endure?  Timmy and Ben- can you just collaspe the economy already?!  

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:22 | 1345117 Falling-Knife
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This guy is a 7 TERM Congressman, how stupid can his constituents be!  Why is he not forced to resign TONIGHT by his lame 'party'.  They are so weak and frail...

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:22 | 1345095 Seasmoke
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i have no problem with him being an idiot and showing his dick on twitter, if that makes him happy fine.....i have a big problem with him thinking he was slick enough to lie and bully his way out of it

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:20 | 1345101 Goldtoothchimp09
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Thank goodness it wasn't PELOSI who texted it's dick!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:31 | 1345137 Rainman
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No. That would be considered very chic in her district...winner.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:41 | 1345177 Goldtoothchimp09
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Pelosi and it's chic sheathed shemale scene?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:56 | 1345234 Rainman
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...once I dropped my car keys there and kicked them all the way home to SoCal.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:59 | 1345246 Goldtoothchimp09
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Tue, 06/07/2011 - 00:48 | 1345979 Problem Is
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"Thank goodness it wasn't PELOSI who texted it's dick!"

The SEC would have already downloaded that tranny porn...

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:21 | 1345104 Goldtoothchimp09
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Guaranteed Cabrusa-Cabrera has texted it's dick.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 00:54 | 1345982 Problem Is
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Do you think Erin "B-Cups" Burnett is a chick-with-a-dick??

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:24 | 1345122 Everybodys All ...
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This guy has no chance in hello. The district he is from is largely democratic and will vote in another and another and another. Not unlike Pelosi or Barney districts.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:28 | 1345127 Clowns on Acid
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So Wiener admits that lied...effectively that he tried to discredit / destroy Breibart after the story initially broke.

Can he now just say sorry go back to business? What about all the grief he has brought upon the innocent women that he twittered to?

Even Pelosi will not be able to extend and pretend like she did with Rangle. It will cost her too much.

The Weiner is toasted.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 01:10 | 1346014 StychoKiller
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Grilled, with mustard!  ROTFLMAO!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:31 | 1345147 overmedicatedun...
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weiner is "protected" this "investigation" much like rangels will go away page 6 news in no time. hell we have had congressmen with hot money (kept in a home freezer) caught red handed and it took years to even get him outta congress..It's good to have friends in high places..

DK of the ol IMF is however in deep shit, he got somebody very very mad..

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:37 | 1345158 QQQBall
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Aologies for the interupting the latest diversion, but the country is falling apart. The happiest guy in DC? Obummer. Weiner is gonna get steamrolled until they figure out how to jiggle the CPI, GDP and UE numbers more,

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:40 | 1345186 Gimp
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Nancy has called it. I bet they spend more on the "Weiner" investigation than on the 9/11 and Mortgage Scam combined.  Tells you what is important to these degenrates...


Tue, 06/07/2011 - 12:43 | 1347234 ToNYC
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What is most important is that the media be hi-jacked by Howard Stern quality questions when the financial rape of present and future generations is in full effect and not so being paid attention to.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:42 | 1345194 buzzsaw99
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Writing "pelosi" and "ethics" in the same sentence is funny bitchez! "Weiner" is the cherry on top.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 20:00 | 1345251 subscriptionblocker
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Nancy Pelosi as Borg "mother". Pretty hot .....


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 20:19 | 1345286 TomGa
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Who cares? Apparently there wasn't anything to see.

Pelosi - making much ado about NOTHING.


Porky's  - The Tallywhacker

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 22:33 | 1345715 Temporalist
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Damnit I just shared the same below


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 20:20 | 1345300 Problem Is
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Pelosi Sings the Oscar Mayer Weiner Song

"I wish I were a New York Rep named Weiner,
That is what I truly want to be,
For if I were a New York Rep named Weiner,
Everyone would be in love with dick pictures of me..."

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 20:29 | 1345339 subscriptionblocker
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Make her wear gloves!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 20:35 | 1345355 UGrev
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It's all fun and games until someone loses a wEYEner.. 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 20:38 | 1345365 overmedicatedun...
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demorat wives club: hillery, ms spitzer, ms edwards (deceased member), ex gov of NJ you know ,the gay blade of turnpike mens rooms, now ms weiner, that get together would be PMS on steroids..makes a male want to wear a cup.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 20:58 | 1345442 UGrev
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Do I smell a new brain dead reality tv show? Dem wives of Dem guys -1. 

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 01:15 | 1346022 StychoKiller
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You sir/madam, have a way with wordz!  Too Funny!

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 07:38 | 1346265 UGrev
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"sir".  Happy to provide a few moments of giggoliciousness. Now, if I can only get my wife to think I'm even mildly humorous again. lol.. 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 21:05 | 1345455 Madcow
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why is this news? isn't it a well-established fact that all politicians and public banking officials are sociopaths and sex criminals? 


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 21:05 | 1345456 Madcow
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why is this news? isn't it a well-established fact that all politicians and public banking officials are sociopaths and sex criminals? 


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 22:03 | 1345622 plocequ1
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Its not news. Its nothing but shock material to attract listeners due to MSM's dwindling audience participation

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 21:08 | 1345464 Use of Weapons
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Sometimes I forget that American politics is worse than Monty Python for surrealist silliness.

Its almost as if, before being given the nomination, you have to pass a very specific exam: will you, as an incumbent, have a large enough character flaw [usually sexual given America's pathetic levels of sophistication over sexual issues, but can also be 'terminally stupid' or drugs] so that at any given point, you will never vote for the good of your constituents over voting for the issue de jour or the money that bribes you.


It is called institutionalised blackmail.

Russia has a choice to make. No legitimate interest is served when oil and gas become tools of intimidation or blackmail, either by supply manipulation or attempts to monopolize transportation. - Dick Cheney, in his autobiography, "Abusus non tollit usum"

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 21:10 | 1345495 onlooker
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 Pelosi. She and her merry band of criminals have ----- well, dont we all know. And she picks this up because she has no solutions to the real problems of America. To hell with her. Oh, hell wont have her? We do have a problem.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 21:18 | 1345528 tony bonn
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"What is there to inquire: the guy sent out pictures of his wiener in clear abuse of his political position (leaving his family drama aside) from a Twitter account that was obviously that of an elected official"

that is exactly the point....but the bitch wants to prance and preen so she calls for ethics bush senior was seen at gay whore parties where underage kids were passed around like cocaine but did anyone call for an ethics investigation? about all of the lewd criminality involving lincoln savings and loan back from the late 1980s early all lead to the white house with larry king (not the tv celebrity)

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 21:34 | 1345566 aerial view
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Another one of our sociopath politicians who got caught (with his pants down).

Is is any wonder why our country has gone to hell?!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 21:52 | 1345612 Yen Cross
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 Pelosi is the anthisisis (SP) Piglets on ( Washington).

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 22:03 | 1345644 HungrySeagull
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No, this is one old wore out Cougar who needs a little wet when motivated by some wussy pretty boy who did a very bad thing indeed.


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 22:02 | 1345643 zen0
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I think Pelosi is hot. I think she is a screamer. I'd do her.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 01:09 | 1345972 Problem Is
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Ewww--Blue Bonnet Grandma Sex
Bag her head with a pillow case or take off your glass so she isn't in focus there zen0...

Oh, and you better leave most of her clothes on due to the sag factor...

Definitely leave the bra on... Probably the pants... Maybe the skirt... Definitely the pantyhose...

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 13:32 | 1347414 Zymurguy
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No way... she's a two-bagger

You put one on yourself just in case her's falls off.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 22:26 | 1345707 Temporalist
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"Please, please can we call it a tallywhacker."


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 22:50 | 1345753 Chuck Walla
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Why? Clinton set the standard for Democrats who go behind their wive's backs to do nastiness.  To lie and obfuscate. To refuse contrition as long as they can have power, power at any price.  Weenie is in good company: Spitzer, Rangel, Edwards, Kennedy. I predict his career takes off from here.


And Media Matters, the Kos, Huffsie, et al have set a new standard for journalism which is, well, no standard at all.  So now the  world can always have a doubt whenever Soros' minions release the hounds.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 22:52 | 1345763 mfoste1
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what a great diversion of public interest for those cocksuckers you elect....

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