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Pelosi Calls For Weiner Ethics Inquiry

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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:11 | 1344844 Gubbmint Cheese
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weiner ethics..

ha ha ha


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:19 | 1344863 GetZeeGold
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Nancy Pelosi....the new Lorena Bobbitt. 


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:28 | 1344898 augie
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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:46 | 1344979 Hedgetard55
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"I did not have text with that woman, Miss Cordova"

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 20:34 | 1345348 The Profit Prophet
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Nancy is an old pro at Weiner Inquiries.....

T.E.I.N. everyone!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:02 | 1345027 solgundy
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It's one of the most unique yet most recognizable vehicles ever designed
and just the sight of it will make you hungry!
Join "The Traffic Guy" for a tour of the Oscar Mayer

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 20:38 | 1345350 knukles
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Oh I think it was Oscar Meyer's weiner,
For mine is not that big,
As you can see,
Just look at mine's picture here on Facebook,
And you'll probably have a
damned good laugh on me.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:19 | 1345064 overmedicatedun...
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if you are not an incredibly flawed individual you are never NEVER allowed to rise to high position..It is much easier to control a sex predator like Clinton or an cyber sex obsessed wiener, Pres candidate sex hound Edwards, Druggie/alcohol addict Bush,

GOP senator with wide stance history, NJ gov crusing public rest rooms for Homosexual thrills, Druggie/Bisexual/possibly ineligible president Obuma..they pick only those with black mailable history to control them in office..
anybody see a pattern??

when you Fk up you are protected until you screw the elite then you are outted..see IMF DK

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 00:02 | 1345899 MayIMommaDogFac...
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You forgot Spitzer and Blago.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 07:25 | 1346244 boooyaaaah
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Like the birth certificate

If Obama's not reelectable for what ever reason

The powers to be will pull the Birth certificate plug and run someone else

The trick will be to blame it on the GOP

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 21:18 | 1345513 oogs66
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pelosi just wants a weiner...she tried to get a frank but found their interests were in the same direction

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:22 | 1344880 Rainman
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Any dude who shaves his chest can't be up to anything good.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:41 | 1344953 redpill
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Oh no, he hot waxes I'm sure!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:53 | 1344986 IQ 101
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Pelosi = hairy, (Italian).

Nancy has hair enough for both of them, she's a tuff muffin.

Pelosi and ethics in the same sentance, classic.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 22:03 | 1345637 HungrySeagull
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Tue, 06/07/2011 - 05:29 | 1346170 williambanzai7
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I just can't believe how ridiculously funny this whole thing is.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:55 | 1344993 Winston Were Wolf
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Not that sexting isn't of national importance, but a homeowner successfully seized a BofA branch in Florida, after BofA tried to foreclose on a home he bought with cash:


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:56 | 1344994 Hugh G Rection
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Pelosi Calls For Weiner....



Tue, 06/07/2011 - 00:00 | 1345901 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 22:12 | 1345665 beemasters
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No big deal... it's nothing compared to the ethical breach or crimes committed by the FED, Obama, Pelosi, Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld if you think about it.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 23:22 | 1345828 ToNYC
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Wiener broke no laws, did stupid things in his private life amongst consenting adults. He was a fool thinking he could dissemble inside a fishbowl. . He'll be stronger when he waits this kerfluffle out. In a month this all will be forgotten when something overwhelmingly real happens. American puritanism is the laughing -stock of the civilized world.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 01:11 | 1346015 Djirk
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Sex scandals are the new Mc Carthyism.

"Weiner, along with several other members of Congress, have criticized the Obama administration proposal to sell over $60 billion in arms to Saudi Arabia."

Get in line solidier or we will label you a pervert.

BTW, you could hack twitter with a TV remote control.


Tue, 06/07/2011 - 00:34 | 1345956 DaveyJones
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Weiner ethics, peacekeeping missle

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 00:56 | 1345976 obelisks
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i bet Megyn Kelly is pissing herself laughing over this ! It could not have happened to a more arrogant prick Time to recuse yourself Weiner …. Goodbye !

hilarious video here


Tue, 06/07/2011 - 01:42 | 1346054 SF beatnik
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Only Puritanical nitwits care about Weiner's sex life. (I worry more about his Zionism.) A man's gotta have some fresh poon, now and then. If the wife can't handled it, she should become a lesbian.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 08:39 | 1346375 GetZeeGold
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You do realize you're defending a weiner?


Tue, 06/07/2011 - 17:11 | 1348460 Djirk
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I heard his wife is a (HOT) lesbian, she and Hillary, you know. Why do you think Bill had so much trouble.

Compared to Berlusconi, this guy is a boy scout.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 09:12 | 1346469 ToNYC
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Hum a Wiener is a tough enough handle for the recent political power purchaser...mrs. mc cain, mrs. heinz-hier senator buyer, now-deceased former mrs. warner, mrs. kerry, and the like up the washington A-list ladder.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:16 | 1344866 NotApplicable
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Funny, I'd of guessed that Pelosi had already seen it, inquiry not required.

Oh wait, now it's time to judge whether or not the weiner was ethical!


Honestly, I don't know how he'll be able to rise up in the light of day.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:18 | 1344875 GetZeeGold
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She'll have to investigate the Weiner very carefully.....could take months....years even. Of course it will all be behind closed doors.


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:41 | 1344962 nmewn
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I can see it now...another two thousand pages of unread material to take a vote on.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:16 | 1344868 Arius
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weiner is a fighter...he wont quit!

only in america....

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:27 | 1344890 NotApplicable
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If the pic is a twit,

you must acquit?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 21:57 | 1345620 Rusty Shorts
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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:17 | 1344869 Spalding_Smailes
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From The Hill June 19, 1996 -- excerpted 

Sen. Alfonse D'Amato (R-N.Y.), whose one-day, $37,000 profit on an initial public offering (IPO) trade in 1993 may spark an ethics committee investigation, isn't alone when it comes to making fast cash. 

Three other lawmakers , Sen. Fred Thompson (R-Tenn.), Rep. John LaFalce (D- N.Y.) and Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) , all reported making thousands of dollars in gains off IPO trades, sometimes buying and selling the same day, The Wall Street Journal reported yesterday. 

IPOs are hot stocks that investment companies usually save for their best customers, as they often produce quick , and hefty , returns. 

Pelosi, whose gains were listed in the name of her husband, businessman Paul Pelosi, reported buying and selling between $1,000 and $15,000 worth of stock in two Internet-related companies in the same day. Both stocks doubled in value. 

A spokesperson for Pelosi was not immediately available for comment. 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:27 | 1344891 Spalding_Smailes
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Politics 101' ....


Nancy Pelosi was Nancy D'Alesandro from Baltimore Maryland. Both her father and brother were mayors of Baltimore. Her Father Thomas Jr. was mayor from 1947 - 59 and was a congressman before that from 1939 - 47. Her brother was mayor from 1967 - 71.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:32 | 1344926 Gubbmint Cheese
Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:50 | 1344980 dark pools of soros
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looks like the Zionists got mad at one of its own for his choice in a wife....should of took a nice jewish girl or just keep fuckin goy bitches




Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:39 | 1344958 redpill
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I don't know how much of a leak that was, Moody's rides Obama's nuts so hard they'll never downgrade the US while he's in office.  Only exception is if he asks them to, in some ass-backwards attempt to justify QE3.


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 20:47 | 1345389 knukles
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Well I for one don't believe any of this.
With a name like Weiner, he's got to be good.

P.S.  Is Weiner realted to Boehner?

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 01:08 | 1346009 Problem Is
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"Is Weiner related to Boehner?"

Tyler: Astute question of the day...

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:21 | 1344871 kengland
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Love how Israel is a tag line for weiner. Too funny

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:31 | 1344917 augie
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I formerly resided in his congresional district in queens. Durring the crisis of 08, I wrote him 5 letters while deployed in Iraq begging him not to go through with the bail outs. I didnt get any response. I wrote him countless emails and all i got were cookie cutter "thank you for your question, we regrett to inform you that the congressmen can't read every letter BLAH BLAH BLAH...." They are all criminals; sans Dr. Paul and Co. 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:46 | 1345207 subscriptionblocker
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(Shrugging) That was always my first question. How can he possibly find time for his constituent's business with all these "other pursuits"?

As far as "sins" go, the actual act seems pretty minor. He apparently has not used his position to steal from the rest of us. But once the lies start, that genie is difficult to tame.

Would think that his district would be glad just to be rid of him. No vengence, no revenge, just "you're not the one".

Then again, if he entangled the cops with this fiasco - he fully deserves all penalties.




Mon, 06/06/2011 - 20:53 | 1345423 knukles
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Whoa!  Hold the boat!
Didn't steal from us?

Do you have any idea just how inferior I feel looking at his picture next to the picture I sent? 
Dude robbed me of my dignity.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 21:20 | 1345524 Papasmurf
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You have to understand he used photoshop. 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:18 | 1344874 NotApplicable
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And, just who is Huma?

I've always known that a huma could hurt a weiner, but not the other way around.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:54 | 1344989 Hedgetard55
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Huma needs a new beard.


Slick Willie tried to tap it but she is sworn to munch Hillary's carpet only.

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