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Performance Anxiety

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Yet another day where underinvested fund managers were
forced to buy stocks or risk being fired on September 30.  Cannot underestimate the panic of a manager
who has been reading Roubini, Schiff, Rosenberg about the sorry fundamentals
and has been sitting on the sidelines.

Oil service stocks were the first out of the gate today, and
the OIH and XLE immediately grabbed the holeshot over the 200-day setting up
yet another buy signal for all the Program Robots.  How many times have we seen this?   One
group of greyhounds take off and everybody and their grandmother start chasing them in earnest.

Clunker stocks were also in fire, like Dana, American Axle,
Modine, etc. getting squeezed on the back of all the car sales hysteria.

Performance anxiety is also infecting the anchorettes at
CNBC, now that ratings are going up with the stock market.  Hot, young, new undergrads will be flocking
to the network to get jobs, so the pressure is mounting for the incumbents.

Exhibit A is Erin “B-Cups” Burnett, wearing a tantalizing
blouse today, unbuttoned just enough, but at the same time, not enough:

 

More at risk are the overweight cows, soon to be pushed
aside by stick-armed 24-year olds coming up the ranks.  Here’s a screen shot of Michelle
Caruso-Cabrera casting an unforgiving glance at Sue Herera.  Wonder what she is thinking?  Let me guess:

 “You better lose some weight, you cow, or your are going to lose
your job!!”

 

 

 

In the meantime, the Prop Desks continue to wreak havoc on
individual stocks.  Check out Tyson this
morning, gapping up on earnings and promptly pole-axed to close near the lows
of the day.  Classic PigMen shank job by the
technical traders Goldman.

 

Ane one more thing....

Who is this Christian Baha character pushing these "Superfund" futures service who can't even pronounce "investor"?  He looks like the son of a deposed Latin American dictator, who has suddenly decided to move to the U.S. to start pushing financial speculation on the hapless North American consumer.

I mean, really, would you trade in your clunker and buy a new car from this guy?

Gimme a break!!

 




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Mon, 08/03/2009 - 16:26 | Link to Comment deadhead
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Magnificent Robo!!

I think MCC may also have been upset that Sue was copying her by wearing red today or she was picking up on the Direct Edge "flashing" scroll on the screen shot.

BTW, I told you the gunners would be all over KEY today; a break was needed from RF, FITH, HBAN ad infinitum nauseum.....

 

 

Mon, 08/03/2009 - 16:38 | Link to Comment deadhead
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from Larry Kudlow today:

"The new bull market continues to rally today, with stocks surging across-the-board.

The Dow is up over 100 points at this writing, moving toward 9,300.

The NASDAQ has pushed through the 2,000 level and the broad-based S&P 500 has run past the 1,000 mark with a 1.5 percent gain.

This powerful summer rally adds to the early March rally, and it provides powerful new proof that we are in a genuine new bull market."

Mon, 08/03/2009 - 16:41 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 08/03/2009 - 19:33 | Link to Comment mcnetgb
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Thanks. This is the clearest summary of our delusion I've seen yet.

This site is fun for whistling past the graveyard, but I'm afraid even the reasonably informed readers here don't (at least I don't) have a sense of just how profound and prolonged the changes from the wealth destruction we're witnessing are going to be.

Mon, 08/03/2009 - 23:39 | Link to Comment texpat
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This might help:

http://ferfal.blogspot.com/

He's a bit gung-ho, but it seems pretty solid. He still works a job, but it sounds like the whole of Buenos Aires has essentially turned into the 'hood.

Loss of income, home invasion, surviving power cuts, water shortages, car jacking. I've experienced all these within the last two years in Texas, but not at the constant high level this guy deals with every day.

Mon, 08/03/2009 - 20:24 | Link to Comment avcacio (not verified)
Tue, 08/04/2009 - 00:00 | Link to Comment MinnesotaNice
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Thanks for sharing James Kunstler... he is like Dawn detergent on a greasy plate... you can see yourself again when he is done washing.  LOL... "The folks at Rockefeller Center better be thinking about getting a fireproof tree."

And thanks Robo... you are easy to read, funny, and insightful.

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 00:05 | Link to Comment glenlloyd
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I love it when Kuntsler comes out with a new article...it's the highlight of my day, a serious dose of reality!

Mon, 08/03/2009 - 17:06 | Link to Comment Comrade de Chaos
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Right to the point, you ether obey or ELSE. In the end whoever finds the best excuse, wins the top position.

Mon, 08/03/2009 - 17:09 | Link to Comment RobotTrader
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Bank stocks were gunned today:














Hedge Fund Crash

Mon, 08/03/2009 - 17:17 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Mon, 08/03/2009 - 18:32 | Link to Comment Dennis Kneales Mom
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robot, thats some funny shit man..

Mon, 08/03/2009 - 21:05 | Link to Comment Chumly
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Classic stuff; goes back to the old CS days.  ZH put a feather in their cap with "wndysrf" providing some entertaining end of day market commentary.

Mon, 08/03/2009 - 18:37 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Mon, 08/03/2009 - 20:07 | Link to Comment gammaman
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Superfund is the laughingstock of managed futures... then again, we're all jealous at how much they get with charging fees. Read the prospectus.

Mon, 08/03/2009 - 20:28 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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Zuperfund 2009 ist nicht gut.  Was ist los?

 

Oh oh, Ich bin nicht ein roboter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-003rK1vt8

 

Roboter müß sterben.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Baazv0nx2mw

Mon, 08/03/2009 - 20:31 | Link to Comment RobotTrader
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I did buy some GAZ today.

I think the short natty, long crude trade has gone on long enough.

The XNG has been outperforming the XOI lately, so something is up.

GAZ and UNG busted the 50-day today, so might as well take a crack at it.  Won't give it much, if we take out today's low, then I'm out.

 

Mon, 08/03/2009 - 20:52 | Link to Comment ShankyS
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GAZ - one of the best symbols out there. I got oil going to the 76 to 86 range. 

http://stockcharts.com/def/servlet/Favorites.CServlet?obj=ID3186525&cmd=show[s171380322]&disp=P

UNG has a falling wedge top line to deal with but looks bullish on daily and weekly. I believe UNG is a sentiment trade right now finally coming around for no good reason. IMO of course. 

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 09:40 | Link to Comment Trader Joe
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I have a pretty substaintial position in UNG.  However, I am getting a little worried about Gensler and the CFTC pulling a boner and causing UNG (et. al.) to liquidate under new regs they may impose. 

Mon, 08/03/2009 - 20:36 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 08/03/2009 - 20:38 | Link to Comment Docinthedark
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Robo you are awesome.

The question, though, is when does the game of musical chairs end??

Mon, 08/03/2009 - 20:48 | Link to Comment ShankyS
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Well done ROBO. XLF powering thru the double top. What a bullish sight. I think I need to get ine here. how bout you? Super entry point for a LT hold I think. (LOL). Thanks. 

Mon, 08/03/2009 - 21:25 | Link to Comment RobotTrader
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I got lucky and bought KRE the day it turned off the low.  I'll continue to hold it as long as the 200-day holds on the XLF.

Who knows how high they will jack that thing?  I can imagine that a lot of shorts are still hiding out in KRE and RKH, since they were slow to turn up with the market.

Mon, 08/03/2009 - 21:06 | Link to Comment Chumly
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>More at risk are the overweight cows...<

Yes, I think she might have been the one I saw at the beach.

Mon, 08/03/2009 - 21:07 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 08/03/2009 - 21:53 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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First on CNBC:  Michelle Was The First To Start 'Flashing' Customers When Ordered

 

I can only hope they hire Antonio Villaraigosa to scout new young reporters.  His top candidates:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHrr7fuLg_Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGt_kNNN8hk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF5--1KLsu4

Mon, 08/03/2009 - 22:48 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 08/03/2009 - 22:10 | Link to Comment ptoemmes
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It's inwestor not investor.

No I mean it's twader not trader.

Aye carumba.

 

Pedro

Mon, 08/03/2009 - 22:46 | Link to Comment notary02
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do you think government will just shoot us or put in the FEMA camps??? hey a better solution we can be china's sharecroppers when we destroy all the worthless commerical real estate condos, buildings, etc.  because there is no money to pay the loans with....  

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 10:12 | Link to Comment pc_babe
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Tyler, dude, go after their analytical rigor, the the country's personality worship etc.  Please don't make it personal. 

 

In fact, I'll take the b-cups over your man-boobs any day!

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