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This just in about PMs.
looks like the morgue just dropped dead !
Soylent green shoots
Eat IPAD Bitchez
LOL! It gets stuck between my teeth! :)
Thanks for a good chuckle. I needed that!
awesome. more QE.
Quantitative Easing 4 ever.
= Duke Nukem Forever release date = june 14th.
More dollar devastation from "Bubbles" Bernanke!
And COF is at 52-week highs today....
Never underestimate the consumer.
So you finally finish puking all over your monitor?
Did your image privelages get revoked or can you not bring yourself to even do it today? Yahoo chart reflects it never hit the February levels but whatever.
Regardless, here's a tip: People being forced to carry a balance on their credit cards so they can buy food is not positive for economic fundamentals.
word of the day: wtf? as in; TZOO wtf?
There's something very fishy in Capital One's report. Revenue and net interest income still well off YoY, but profit is way up on reduced charge-offs. Considering that COF does not charge off an account until it's at least 180 days delinquent, you have to ask yourself if this is the result of last fall's surge in "Whaddya know? We don't have to make our mortgage payment 'cause of this MERS thing. Let's go to the mall!"
Why does ZH give you posting privileges?
What value do they think you add here?
Its got QE3 written all over it.
Do QE();Loop while 1=1
QE3 won't help them I am afraid. The plan to raise equity prices has fed though to commodity prices. Manufacturing has been driving full steam ahead, concerned about rising input prices but hoping they can pass this on to the consumer. Consumer has been saying, we are getting squeezed going to have to pull back, but the markets prefer to ignore this background noise.
Here we are. The greatest failure of this form of stimulus is there was no transmission mechanism to the wider economy (neither jobs nor wages) and we were due to encounter a stagflationary quagmire sooner or later.
I am sure JM Keynes said the key was about stimulating the economy through the income of the working man....
But but but, Bloomberg CONsumer comfort (looooool!!!) creeps higher. You just can't make this shit up!
ok so now $ rally, yeah???? WTF!!! HA HA how i laugh, now everyone that pumped the euro and sold the dollar have to buy it for genuine reasons and they shit themselves and sell, this is a joke.
Cover Ass Index will be in full force as the only green rockets will be in commodities .
And silly me thought the reason for the FED desperation world market pump yesterday was to cover for an AAPL miss......it turns out to be a Philly Fed collapse!
JPM still the strongest bank stock out there. Still over $44.
Your RobotTrader brain never figured the mighty JPM stock would be looking up at the silver spot price, did it.
Fuck off, BAC is up JPM is down. Noone believes your shit.
Please don't feed the Trolls....it's best just to junk the comments into oblivian....I hear it takes 50 junks.
Do you own it? If not, this is a great place to buy.
it must have snowed ........somewhere !
nice avatar. been hittin the gym lately?
The housing price index was another miss. The beauty is the revision from the prior week.
YUM Brands up 5%, 3-year high for that stock.
3 years after the biggest investment banking implosion in history, and restaurant stocks are busting out to new highs??? Yep.
Classic crack-up boom underway. The economy today reminds me of a Chinese acrobat troop we saw last year. They end their performance with a stage full of contortionists balancing dozens of spinning plates. Not a single plate fell...Luck? Skill?
still changing the subject to avoid looking at his stagnant, stuck in the mud portfoilio of widows and orphans stocks going nowhere slowly.
here's a tip for your living vicariously, green with hampton envy of the success of other investors: get a silver quote and imagine where you would be if you could connect dots.
restaurant stocks are busting out to new highs??? Yep.
u may want to check ur CMG holdings. not having a good morning.
"The market isn't pricing in QE3. The market is pricing in an economic boom, led by the US Consumer." -RobotTrader
That's gonna leave a mark.
And to think we haven't even seen what's coming with states and their fiscal budgets. Many states budgets need to be set for July 1, including CA.
That gasoline should begin falling on the fire very soon.
Big Miss = QE 3 certain = Market rallies/Dollar tanks.
Big Beat = Economy doing great = Market rallies/Dollar tanks.
On Target = Everything is stable = Market rallies/Dollar tanks.
...and the worms ate into his brain...
+1 Pink Floyd
Makes no scense but you are correct.
Who else thinks the dyi & ag have a date @ 68 ??
Me! I think the date might be set at 70, though. I'm holding until the cows come in, ag and au.
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