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A Plea For Your "Made In China" Garbage

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Zero Hedge is currently in secret negotiations (see GE subsidiaries, we can leak market moving, secret stuff too) with Walstreetpro, finalizing the terms of his contributor status to our little (but growing) community.

In the meantime, Zero Hedge and Walstreetpro have a plea to readers who have one or one hundred pieces of unneeded and/or unnecessary Chinese inventory lying around. If you would like to see the world's greatest baseball economist trash that broken microwave oven/plasma TV/cell phone/disco ball/SPARC-based PC/CISCO router in front of an imaginary studio audience, please mail (don't Fedex or UPS, they already get your tax dollars) to the attention of:

Wal Streetpro

315 Speedway Place NW

Concord, NC 28027

 

The comatose American budget deficit and an exponentially growing army of Walstreetpro supporters will thank you for your generosity.

 

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Thu, 07/23/2009 - 13:37 | 12965 fuu
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A match made in heaven really.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 13:38 | 12967 RobotTrader
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Michelle and Charlie Gasbag on CNBC pasting the bloggers again.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 13:50 | 12995 Anonymous
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Well to be fair, we only have 10% unemployment, 1 in 12 homes in default and SP 500 P/E at 100+. This all obviously is great and fantastic and we are all nutters.

Obviously!

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 13:53 | 13003 VegasBD
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Robot! Good to see you on the new site finally! Love your comments. Thanx for taking the time to write yoru well thought out rants, youre one of the reason I come here.

 

On Wallstreetpro2....ive never seen someone hate green shoots more than him. love it!

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 14:09 | 13036 Anonymous
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Agree, always good to see wyndsrf in the house.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:24 | 13125 Anonymous
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Agree, And his breasts are nice too

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 14:43 | 13072 Cheeky Bastard
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goddamit ... i don't have CNBC here in EU ( one of many things i don't miss ) so i presume that TD will post the segment here on ZI, so i can bask in the motherfucking glory of CNBC stupidity .... oh and ... nice 'tar you got there ...

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 13:41 | 12972 Will Profit
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[...unneeded and/or unnecessary Chinese inventory lying around.]

Does Pelosi count? If you sqqqqquint your eyes into real tiny slits, she looks somewhat Chinese. Please, please, please!?!?!? Screw shipping. I'll bring her to Walstreetpro. She'll get in my truck willingly if I tell her we're going somewhere to watch Babs Boxer insult black folks. Well, at least think about it.  

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 13:42 | 12976 Gilgamesh
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Let me see if this CNBC swag is Made in China.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 13:43 | 12977 SDRII
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what I would give to see Zh debate CG & MC (with a handicap of course they get to bring Liesman & the "research" crew)

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 13:44 | 12980 Anonymous
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Yeah, this great!

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 13:45 | 12983 Anonymous
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His name is Robert Paulson.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 13:46 | 12986 VegasBD
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Is this his real address? I want to send him an oz of silver also to say thanx. Best comedy ive seen in a long time, love his vids.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 13:50 | 12996 Anonymous
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Excellent!!! Great Team - Going to the garage now to search!

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 13:58 | 13013 Anonymous
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Hahaha, I knew it. way to go T.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 13:59 | 13014 Anonymous
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hahahaha, funniest video ever!

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 13:59 | 13015 svendthrift
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I'm looking around my house.. He'll get a few items.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 14:22 | 13049 Anonymous
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When you take over CNBC, make him Cramer's Mad Money replacement.
Or better still, his "co-host" (he can chase Jim around the set with a baseball bat).

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 14:52 | 13085 ShankyS
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You think Michelle's tits were made in China?

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 21:25 | 13562 Anonymous
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Are you saying he should hit MCC's Chinese made tits while we watch silicon spray out of her nose?

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:14 | 13110 Anonymous
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Hate to ask this question, but I dont know, how is fedex and ups getting tax dollars?

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:19 | 13117 Anonymous
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Um... how big exactly is your space at the listed address? Do you accept truckload deliveries?

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:27 | 13133 Miles Kendig
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A reminder to all... Every donation service, Goodwill, St. Vinnies and many others get tons of this stuff that they trash... Lets get a line on some of the good stuff and send it along.  Perhaps we might even get a 501(C)3 donation outta saving them the trash fee  Any truckers out there doing empties through that part of NC?

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:53 | 13187 Anonymous
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The birth place of NASCAR.

Satellite view shows a structure in the back yard that would appear to be the workshop or "studio" for these videos. I'm sure Rahm will make a call to the worst governor in the country. Beverly Purdue. I have to wait 3.5 years to give her ass a swift kick at the ballot box.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 18:10 | 13399 Rusty_Shackleford
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WalStreetPro rules.

Some of the funniest vids I've seen.  Take some time and check out his older vids too.

 

This country needs an enema.

 

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 21:55 | 13587 Anonymous
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Yo, dawg,

that was one of the most cathartic videos I have ever seen!! A NASCAR Jim Cramer-type bashes cheap chinese trinkets with a metal bat and rants about the wanton, brazen looting of the republic. this is one of the best prole videos I've ever seen. All it lacks is a little guillotine music as a background prop................

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 11:55 | 14021 Anonymous
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man,he's awesome.

Sat, 07/25/2009 - 05:28 | 15020 Anonymous
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pretty good batting average!

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