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A Plea For Your "Made In China" Garbage

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Zero Hedge is currently in secret negotiations (see GE subsidiaries, we can leak market moving, secret stuff too) with Walstreetpro, finalizing the terms of his contributor status to our little (but growing) community.

In the meantime, Zero Hedge and Walstreetpro have a plea to readers who have one or one hundred pieces of unneeded and/or unnecessary Chinese inventory lying around. If you would like to see the world's greatest baseball economist trash that broken microwave oven/plasma TV/cell phone/disco ball/SPARC-based PC/CISCO router in front of an imaginary studio audience, please mail (don't Fedex or UPS, they already get your tax dollars) to the attention of:

Wal Streetpro

315 Speedway Place NW

Concord, NC 28027

 

The comatose American budget deficit and an exponentially growing army of Walstreetpro supporters will thank you for your generosity.




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Thu, 07/23/2009 - 13:37 | Link to Comment fuu
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A match made in heaven really.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 13:38 | Link to Comment RobotTrader
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Michelle and Charlie Gasbag on CNBC pasting the bloggers again.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 13:50 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/23/2009 - 13:53 | Link to Comment VegasBD
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Robot! Good to see you on the new site finally! Love your comments. Thanx for taking the time to write yoru well thought out rants, youre one of the reason I come here.

 

On Wallstreetpro2....ive never seen someone hate green shoots more than him. love it!

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 14:09 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 07/23/2009 - 14:43 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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goddamit ... i don't have CNBC here in EU ( one of many things i don't miss ) so i presume that TD will post the segment here on ZI, so i can bask in the motherfucking glory of CNBC stupidity .... oh and ... nice 'tar you got there ...

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 13:41 | Link to Comment Will Profit
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[...unneeded and/or unnecessary Chinese inventory lying around.]

Does Pelosi count? If you sqqqqquint your eyes into real tiny slits, she looks somewhat Chinese. Please, please, please!?!?!? Screw shipping. I'll bring her to Walstreetpro. She'll get in my truck willingly if I tell her we're going somewhere to watch Babs Boxer insult black folks. Well, at least think about it.  

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 13:42 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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Let me see if this CNBC swag is Made in China.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 13:43 | Link to Comment SDRII
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what I would give to see Zh debate CG & MC (with a handicap of course they get to bring Liesman & the "research" crew)

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 13:44 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 07/23/2009 - 13:46 | Link to Comment VegasBD
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Is this his real address? I want to send him an oz of silver also to say thanx. Best comedy ive seen in a long time, love his vids.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 13:50 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 07/23/2009 - 13:59 | Link to Comment svendthrift
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I'm looking around my house.. He'll get a few items.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 14:22 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/23/2009 - 14:52 | Link to Comment ShankyS
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You think Michelle's tits were made in China?

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 21:25 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:27 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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A reminder to all... Every donation service, Goodwill, St. Vinnies and many others get tons of this stuff that they trash... Lets get a line on some of the good stuff and send it along.  Perhaps we might even get a 501(C)3 donation outta saving them the trash fee  Any truckers out there doing empties through that part of NC?

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:53 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/23/2009 - 18:10 | Link to Comment Rusty_Shackleford
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WalStreetPro rules.

Some of the funniest vids I've seen.  Take some time and check out his older vids too.

 

This country needs an enema.

 

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