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A Plethora of Fine Swag
Just in time for the holidays (but carefully timed to avoid contributing to the Black Friday numbers) we've refreshed the offerings at the Zero Hedge Cafepress store! We won't bother describing the outstanding wares we now offer here. Just go take a look.
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Best of luck with that stuff, but, I'd find it very disturbing if you moved a lot of those thongs.
Fuck you, disturbed? They're gonna sell like hotcakes. Perfectly smooth, plump, slightly flush hotcakes.
..not that I had anything to do with them..
I've only seen thongs like that in two places: 1) women and 2) on male mannequines in Prague.
I'll stick with the coffee cup.
Now that's some good shit! And, just as you so credibly say, just in time for the Holidays!
Actually, truly good shit. Thanks for not throwing up lame crap.
Santa's gonna be Zero Hedged this year, mutha fuckas.
A zero hegde Mug would look great on a CNBC desk
Ms Drury already has a white one....... :-)
http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=1345735943&play=1
Tin foil inner lining add-on? That would be US$49.99, NSA approved.
http://www.cafepress.com/zerohedge.400377160
My personal favorite: The Thong, "Warning, Contains Zero Hedge". Wonder if Marla wears those... http://www.cafepress.com/zerohedge.419236014
Now THAT is a stocking stuffer! (Pun Intended!)
Maybe Marla could wear one then send it to me. I'll do the washing. Umm.......umm....I have enviromentally friendly soap.
I'd stuff that stocking.
CafePress?? Yuck!
Thats so 1999. You guys are way cooler than that.
Would love to hear about alternatives!
Well I love cups with handles, thus dripping less beer on myself. But I got a hundred boxed in the garage. And the hat looks like a hated Oregon Ducks affiliation. My boxes of hats are in the garage too.
I suggest a zestier logo for starts.....color and dignity....or just color if you can't find dignity. Keep the theme. Then build the merchandizing plan around it. " I love ZERO .......going to Zero ( pic of hedge) " . Nah....! Merchandizing and brand ID are always a clever blend. Takes time , imagination and a single-mindedness to tie the two together in a contemporary way.
But the 4-letter word ZERO is always an eye appeal when properly presented.
And merchandise sitting on the desks of finan types is where you wanna' go. Those dude/ettes drink from Starbucks cups and avoid hats in the office.
So we're talking about cool stuff to be found in an office. Most people daydream in there anyway......think, think.
Well ....Marla wanted alternatives and advice is cheap and just as valuable.
Here's free zero:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJOGq5XTojo&NR=1
But it's so 1979.
LOVE the Smashing Pumpkins. Hell, love pretty much anything from that era...
Thanks Rollerball
Dude, you mean 1997.
Nah, it won't work. Need something with less tongues. More dignity.
You must mean less thongs, 'cause more thongs gives rise to more tongues IMHO. And "dignity" is ego-speak. Sally will help you with that:
http://www.viewzone.com/salvia.html
Well, Mellon Collie dropped in '96, but side 2 had a track titled "1979" which was itself a nice little track.
For my money, I'll take Alice in Chains' Facelift and Unplugged as bookends, along with everything released in between.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3px0m1Y9Tuc
What about a Reggie Milton desktop bobblehead.
http://www.headbobble.com
You are all so smart here, and geeky chic, but; you really need to hire some gay guys to get your style on.
How about a Ben Bernanke dollar that you can stretch like the old Stretch Armstrong dolls.
Yea or a Timmay doll with chia pet hair....
Something like:
http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2009/01/22/chia-pet-obama.html
A Timmay blow-up doll. Just in time for the holidays. Send it to all your bankers!
Does a blow up doll seem appropriate when you're getting fucked?
Blow up dolls are puppet like. I can see every bankster wanting his/her own treasury puppet for Christmas.
The gift that keeps on giving.
hey! 1999 is always worth reliving - great bubble and very lax BK rules, those were some wild west days in the new frontier, new economy, fuzzy logic,
now its all gold guns & ammo...and? nothing! we wont use any of those things..atleast the dot bomb days left us swimming in great porn
I got two of the Bananna Hammocks for my trip to Aruba. Sweet.
Any plans for Bernanke/Geithner/Blankfein/Paulson pincushion dolls? I'd collect the whole set, and be the first on my block to own them and impress my friends...
Nice photoshop'd product catalog, LoL.
I'd like to buy some mugs but it requires way too much info.
No e-gold for payments?
http://www.e-gold.com
too expensive otherwise I'd buy a mug.
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you guys RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK
Mugs, thongs and hats - Where are the t-shirts? I could not navigate to any?
Love the "Gold, Bitches" idea but too bad the mug isn't gold, at least in color. For Fed up gold bugs like Gordon & Chumba to really get in the spirit, any chance of printing the next batch on this type of mug?
http://www.thisnext.com/item/F4CF19F9/Gold-Knuckles-Mug
Chumba just has to see the "Gold Bitches" mug. OMFG!!!!!
ROYALTIES BITCHES!!!
I am Chumbawamba.
I don't understand why you guys don't just release a plain American Apparel t-shirt that says "zerohedge" or has the insignia in the middle of the shirt (I would prefer "zerohedge" or "zerohedge.com"). Keep it simple. Have 2 colors, white with black letters and black with white letters. Sell it for $20 each. Done and done. I would buy 2 of each color.
Instead you come out with mugs and a hat and a thong. As someone pointed out, the world does not need any more mugs.
My personal want ZeroHedge desires are a nice Poloshirt with just the logo, nice oxford type shirts...again with just the Logo. A Leather Jacket with ZH color Logo and hidden pockets for gold and weapons. How about Winamp ZH skin? A Windows XP/Vista/Windows 7 Desktop Background? Methods to spread the message CHEAP. :)
I just picked up the Gold Bitches Mug--will go well with my the ZH T-shirt I got back in July--FRESH!
why no tee-shirts? could you leverage: http://www.cafepress.com/
How about a design contest?