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Porn Addict Applies For TSA Job: Viral Clip Ensues
This is completely unrelated to anything financial, but since financial news is now extinct, at worst irrelevant, and at best, upside-down, might as well have a laugh...
h/t SheepDog-One
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FSA=Fondling Security Administration
Just purchase an athletic cup, and wear it when flying, certainly beat getting your junk grabbed.
Fuck the human rotisserie machines, they operate upwards of 28keV. A microwave is well below this.
It becomes more and more obvious the terrorists won, this is embarrassing.
Yep the terrorists won, and the terrorists are still conducting demican/republicrat elections too because the american people have no clue at all.
It has nothing to do with US national security.
It is all about installing a quasi-fascist state in the USA.
I notice they're playing the Federal Reserve's anthem in the background.
Thanks for the laugh. Wont take long before it becomes the National anthem as well.
Jackboot "BDSM" Janet loves the pain!
Mommy what did you do at work today?
a job with perks and perbs
How was work today honey? Same old bump and grind? Thought so
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRpWnK6Rg3E
Rise up, America! Where is your line in the sand? Would you be happy with a TSA agent putting his hand down your wife's/children's pants? It is a fucking outrage, pure and simple.
If you don't rise up now, I hope you enjoy your life in the FEMA camps.
I guarantee this:
Once someone plants an explosive in their colon and gets on an airplane,
the TSA will force everyone to endure harmful X-rays of their anal cavity, or submit to an vaseline-covered-glove anal probe.
Your choice.
"Once someone" - that someone will be based in McLean, Virginia as opposed to Afpak, Yemen or Somalia. The American people should be afraid, very afraid, of their own government.
"your choice" - My choice - expose the real terrorists in this world, the US government and its agencies, and highlight the fact that the US is now a police state that takes pleasure in fondling children.
The land of the free and the home of the brave - my arse.
Well, they've taken pretty much everything else. Our rights, our freedoms, our retirements, our jobs, our homes. So, why not our dignity?
TGD,
Your dignity is in your own hands. Don't give the bastards the pleasure.
When it comes to the new TSA pat down 'procedures' no truer words have been spoken.
a debt-based monetary system and fractional reserver counterfeiting ensured that a 100% return to feudalism was written in the cards a long time ago, TheGoodDoctor.
http://www.zerohedge.com/forum/how-do-we-arrive-eve-our-collapse
Criminal record, 10 year background and credit check.
And the GM (Majority Owned by the US Gubamint) prospectus outright states that they have no confidence whatsofucking ever in their financial records and risk management controls.
Don't worry.
We're Only in Franz Kafka's Dream.
This is embarrassing.
While they are there, can they check for polyps?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFoa0LsqVbQ&feature=related
This gutless wimp stood by videoing his daughter being molested while his airhead bitch wife held her so they could molest her? Both should be taken out and horsewhipped.
There's only one way to stop this gross invasion of personal privacy, stop flying commercial, bankrupt the airlines.
+++ Horatio.
And it will be everywhere soon enough.
Between MOSSAD, the CIA, MI5, they've pretty much got us all covered.
ORI
http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com
OHI,
I grew up in Northern Ireland, therefore, I know very well what a police state looks like. MI5 now have 400+ officers in NI, they took over intelligence operations from the local police service. Since they arrived 'terrorist' attacks have been on the increase (surprise, surprise). MI5 are also implicated in a recent murder in NI - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-11641868
If any one from MI5 is reading this - please, fuck off out of Northern Ireland and allow the people to live in peace. I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees.
Horatio, when the IRA were doing their worst, my eyes were shut and I had no idea, used to believe the MSM line.
Now I really wonder. I'm sure they were all, all, all done by "encouragement" or tacit support of powers in the UK. Inflitrated, bribed.
Such terrible stuff.
ORI
http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com
It was a sick and perverted game, that's all. British intelligence controlled ALL of the organisations in NI - IRA, UVF, UDA, et al.
What is really sad is that it is starting all over again.
They were also at it in Iraq (do you remember all that 'sectarian' violence in Iraq?) - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/4264614.stm
I hate all murdering scum, but especially government-sponsored murdering scum.
The pathology of power eh?
Generations of being drunk on power produces these misanthropes that are ruling th eworld today.
C'mon, someone pull the curtain for the world to see?
ORI
http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com
Here's a little insight for you - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxcwk5EAul8
By the way, you should subscribe to that bloke's channel on YouTube, he is a very funny guy.
Aficionados of Edward Luttwak (yes, another Jew) like to make the sort of assertion that the civil populous can not ultimately win against a modern state, and that the state can always win, if it wants to. That protest is futile.
Not so. The IRA showed that the State can be forced to negociated settlement.
They finally managed it by setting off some very large truck bombs in London, in the mid-1990s, and these were real game-changers, especially the one they set-off in London’s Financial District in 1993.
Instantly the British Govt became very interested in negotiation with the IRA, because now the problem had metastasized;
1) It was in London, not in Northern Ireland.
2) It revealed profound the vulnerability of English cities and ended indifference.
3) The financial banking elite were specifically targeted.
4) It hit the national hip-pocket nerve with a hammer.
5) It was mortifyingly embarrassing internationally.
6) Negotiation was the only realistic and reliable means to keep it from repeating and escalating.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/IRA_Bishopsgate.JPG
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993_Bishopsgate_bombing
And when the negotiations stalled the IRA gave them another reminder of what was at stake;
http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/february/10/newsid_2539000/2539265.stm
There are a LOT of people coming back from foreign wars with the sort of knowledge needed if a more peaceful means of reining-in the excesses of the pig-men is not forthcoming.
Why do you think TPTB are so worried about the ‘home-grown’ variety, to the extent of expanding their thuggish high-handed “Homeland Security” corps, and essentially ‘legalizing’ state torture, assassination and every imaginable form of coercion of the individual, and the ignoring of rights, plus the growth of control-freak ‘Police’, plus a multitude of private-security twats, who make absolutely nothing more ‘secure’ than it was before their advent?
On the contrary!
You can default and withdraw your money en-masse, but my suspicion is they will do the same back, and escalate again. Wwithhold money and resources. They already do it, internationally, in the form of trade sanctions, so why not domestically?
Oh, that’s right, they already do that as well.
And as that plays out you will see some financial building’s insides on their outsides, and some snob-hill residences re-decorated. That is what it will take. Only when the Govt and the police and the military realize they can't stop it any other way, will they say no to the pig-men.
Or. Stop flying.
Why does that option never make it into the top 10? We're just asking for it, you know. Stop flying for 3 months and all this shit will stop right now.
Just drive. Even if you have to rent a car.
Starve the beasts.
Exactly. You get to bring all you need with no paying for your damn luggage and weight limitations, you can even pack your espresso machine if you please. Bring everything you need in your vehicle and more.
It's cheaper than flying if you have an efficient car. It's more enjoyable even it takes two or three days because you don't have to be subjected to being treated like a sub-human. You can rock out in the car and put headphones on the kids if that is a concern. And you have a vehicle when you arrive with everything you need. Unless it is NY to LA, then hit the road and have a real National Lampoon family vacation and if you are single or married, then it's a no brainer.
Starve the beasts indeed. Corporate travelers can enjoy the treatment of 25% overbooking. No one needs to get on a plane for less than a 1200 mile drive where they will have to rent a car. Simple economic sense.
Well, sounds good in theory, but damn - I don't want to drive to across the whole dang entire country to get down to FL next June. Plus, there's the fact no one will ride with me for that long. Seriously, I think my family might choose groping over driving to FL with me!
Had the same thought but I'm taking the family to Orlando (via my gas guzzling Suburban) in January. The TSA and the police state can kiss my ass.
Enough was enough over 2 years ago for me...haven't flown since.
Missed the family reunion, and some sweet casino package deals in Reno.
This chicken-shit government can kiss my ass...
Just stopping won't have maximum impact.
If you can possibly do it, what I'd suggest is refusing to consent to the TSA search and then demanding a refund from the airline. Be sure to tell them why.
As soon as the government-subsidized airline industry starts feeling the pain of the federally-overseen security policy, this problem should correct itself toot-sweet.
If we just don't buy tickets, they'll just think we're all too broke to fly. (That may be largely true.)
Yep, creeping to the FEMA camps slow incrementalism for now, might suddenly lurch to the final solution rather quickly though. What would that really take? 1,000 point flash crash that sticks and the ensuing civil unrest? Thats all it would take for it to be on.
SheepDog-One,
Financial panic + health panic = hello FEMA camp. Gun confiscations will be the start of it.
The elites are laughing their heads off! In the land of the free (to fondle) and home of the brave ( rights? we got no stinkin rights). You don't have to lead our sheeple to slaughter- they'll happily get in line...
You're right, most of the dumbass sheep in America will just get in line for it, just like getting in line for the new TSA groping / fondling procedure.
Americans are so fucking complacent and submissive they deserve what's coming.
Can I have a few organs too? For openers, they don't need a spine or balls.
any news on the Irish "rescue" .
Are the British going to let it happen?
Will it make any difference for the market short term at least or is it going to be just another dud.
You're worried about an Irish rescue when totalitarianism is displacing the Constitution?
Unfucking believable.
+1000 hahahahaha nice!
You see totalitarianism, I see prudent steps taken to ensure American safety while preserving our sacred freedoms.
No, j/k. I see totalitarianism too.
You know, don't even kid about such things. I wake up every day in utter shock how the welfare-laden masses would give up anything for another Happy Meal.
We are in serious trouble whether the permabulls want believe it or not. It's the foundation that is crumbling. The DOW can go to hell for 95% of Americans.
When that goobermint check stops: Uh Oh.
no news is good news.
can you handle the truth?
AT what point should the lady on the line realize the call itself might be off base? Maybe it's just me, but the second question would have tripped my internal alerts. Sadly I'm not quite brain dead enough to qualify as a TSA agent.
There's still time though. A few more 24 hour sessions in front of the boob tube should be just what the pervert in me needs to dumb down and feel up to the task.
Heh heh...you said "feel up"...heh heh...
Sorry, CD, had to do it. :-)
Bingo.
For being the first to find the hidden in-your-end-oh, you win the booby prize. :>)
Reminds me of a Crank Yankers call from years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRGYNRACUJc
TSA = tittie squeezing authority.
Have to love this quote from the T.S.A in the NYT about extra pat downs if that time of the month.....
Brings a whole new meaning to Red / Green or nothing to declare lines.....
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/16/business/16road.html?_r=3
" I’m getting a lot of questions about the new security regime, including some pointed ones from women.
Do the imagers, for example, detect sanitary napkins? Yes. Does that then necessitate a pat-down? The T.S.A. couldn’t say.
Screeners, the T.S.A. has said, are expected to exercise some discretion. "
Both I and my Avatar are outraged!
Pull the other one. Your avatar is booking a flight right now, going commando, bra-less, and wearing lace-up knee-boots that will take 20 minutes to take off. Tell us all which flight she's on and we'll go watch.
Not to be crude, but I'm waiting for the first tampon bomb. I can just imagine the security checkpoint signage: "Line F for tampon removal... Place tampon in basket H for inspection..."
:-)
Keepers/Mooncups could be problematic for inspection. :eek :>
The anal IED in saudi clearly has the TSA thinking though....
http://homelandsecuritynewswire.com/saudi-suicide-bomber-hid-ied-his-ana...
Boycott flying; ride the Greyhound bitch, bitchez.
High speed buses: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzlqNp8R90A
grope me bitchez, i've got balls of steel!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno
That was funny. 5.9m views not sure how I missed that one. Thanks for sharing.
TSA = Touching Sensual Areas
SPY flashcrash to 118.22 at 2:14 EST
Turd Sucking Assholes.
Fuck these guys.
I had to dig out GTA Vice City and go run some over at the airport just to feel better.
Prior to air travel, pop a Viagra and let the fun begin!
What's that in your pants sir?
I dont know, guess you will have to pat me down!
Now this is an action plan! Thanks to you and your avatar, sir.
I wonder what kind of condom the DC health department thinks this guy is.
http://www.rubberrevolutiondc.com/quizzes
I'm a flavored condom
LOL wow thanks for the props Tyler!!
Not me and certainly not my kids. A large part of my job as a parent is making sure that strangers don't take naked pictures of my children or feel around in their crotches. That's pretty basic parenting 101 right there.
If the government is looking to restrict freedom of movement, they're doing a great job with this.
Government sponsored terrorism 101, sub section "A" domestic terrorism of own population.
This will give a whole new meaning to "Booby Trap".
ORI
http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com
AT WORK...can't see what ever you embedded. What am I missing...I feel so left out!!
This conversation is way off track. Too fucking funny.
Nice.
absolutely!
Great vid!
Have not flown in 8 years just because of this crap. And I will never fly domestically again unless this changes.
BOA bend over america or don't.
Since it would be a no-brainer for a suicide bomber to detonate amid the thousands standing in line to go through security during the busiest times of the day or week, and since shopping malls and the like would also be no-brainers for them, I've decided that al Qaida et al. are perfectly content to sit back and watch American destroy itself as it is now doing.
The terrorists have already won, in other words -- never mind that 9/11 was simply "blowback"(http://www.onpower.org/foreign_blowback.html) -- so why go to any more trouble?
Are you sure it was al Qaida who did 9/11? Methinks it was certain Criminals In Action. Say it isn't so mommy!
I love Bennie Hill. Saw my 1st naked women on his show.
LOL, me too.
me three.
If the TSA is hiring porn addicts and sex perverts that's a sure sign that the SEC simply isn't paying enough to retain its "top talent".
ROFL
Oh man, make it stop! That was too good.
John Tyner should get the Medal of Honor instead of Uncle Warren.
NFL Season
Ops!
WB7 has just become the Salman Rushdie of ZH.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salman_Rushdie
Rushdie is actually Nicholas Taleb, check it out
Dude, if "they" get to you, can I have your Apple toys? I promise I won't sell all of them on eBay.
I promise. :>)
she's hot.
Hi. We're from the TSA and we've received an alert for suspects amongst illegal immigrants along the highway in this area. We've cordoned off this location to set up a mobile scanning kiosk. We need to conduct random checks of traffic. Please step out of your vehicle and come over and place your feet on the footprints so we can scan you. Thank you. We've gotten a positive. We'll need to have you proceed to the privacy pat-down enclosure behind that tree.
I've gave up flying to any where in the USA 5 years ago. I'd rather drive even if it takes days extra to get where I'm going. It wasn't worth the hassle five years ago
and it sure isn't worth it now. I don't even think I want to leave the US on a plane unless it is to escape. Do they grope you if you take a boat?
They're beginning to set up groping stations in Greyhound terminals. NYC is considering the same for the ferry services.
Welcome to the brave new world. What's it gonna take people, what's it gonna take?
Come on CD.. Most folks forgot what human touch is. How tragic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85cNRQo1m3A
Yes. Step one: everybody is guilty of something and therefore potentially subject to arrest at any moment. Like the heart plugs in the David Lynch version of Dune.
Damn, see what happens when minute folks look for just one touch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vAJsJa3fWo
"Sir if that is required to fulfil your job requirements then yes..."
"This conversation is way off track"
Wow...as off track as the whole system seems to be. It's UN-believable.
As an ex-airline captain with 15,000 hours and over 15 years banging around airports I assure you that this will NOT make the airlines any safer.
Janet Napalatano is a fucking MORON. Michael Chertoff is a corporate whore and so is Obama. Rapascan is a huge contributer.
This country has gone to the dogs. These morons should be tried for treason. Assholes. By the way a TSA screener at Logan (BOS) is wanted on child sexual assault charges. These fucking TSA morons can't even screen the mollesters they hire to molest ourselves, and our family.
Sick disgusting bastards. This is NOT a free America.
TSA's employee of the decadehttp://www.winthroptranscript.com/2010/03/04/winthrop-man-sought-in-connection-with-child-rape-case/
Winthrop Police were searching this week for 45-year old Sean Shanahan, most recently of 26 Shirley Street apartment #3 on five charges including two counts of statutory rape, two counts of enticing a child and one count of indecent assault and battery on a child under 14, after the alleged victim’s parents reported finding disturbing and explicit text messages on the child’s cell phone.
“This individual (Shanahan) is someone who was familiar with the child,” explained Police Chief Terrence Delehanty. “It appears that this case began with a series of text messages and then progressed to other activities that included the statutory rape charges.”
Shanahan, a Transportation Security Administration employee at Logan Airport, has not appeared at his job in several days and has also not been back to his apartment on Shirley Street, following an initial search of his residence by police, which resulted in the confiscation of a computer and cell phone from his home.
" OK what were the 25 Gold Sovereigns doing up there " ... " what do you mean it wasn,t big enough to take the fiat equivelant " ..... " as you well know as of 10 minutes ago private ownership of Gold was made illegal by Presidential decree,they,re confiscated " ...... "no more room in the safe,I,ll have to store them in my bag till later and before you ask no I don,t give receipts" ..... " right then move along flight leaves in 10 minutes " ....... ................................................another normal quiet day at the office.
My kids San Francisco based uncle is very generously treating them a trip to USA (from New Zealand)next year...or he intended to. But guess what?...it ain't goin' to happen. NO WAY am I letting my kids anywhere near US airports. It is a fucking disgrace...the sheeple of America deserve what they get. Post the sham scam that was 9/11, you guys have lived under total state control (Patriot Act, Homeland Security Act ) as the whole 9/11 obscenity intended. Isn't there a line in your National Anthem that goes :..."and the land of the free"?...well, it need's changing
PS : I so support the motivated American citizen (ie present company) in their bitter battle with totalitarian, sociopathic evil.
Really, isn't it time we got rid of all this PC crap and realized we just need to keep a really close eye on swarthy Middle-eastern looking types trying to get on planes, especially if they are sweating, have one way tickets, are clutching Apple iQuirans (with the new "Which Way Is Mecca" app), and mumbling semi-incoherently about virgins and doe-eyed boys?
Wouldn't that save a boatload of money, time and aggravation? How hard is this?
Tyler, excellent article. Now even the Japanese make fun of us:
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=YouTube+Funny+Japanese+TSA+A...
i couldn't get those aholes to call me back about my app. i hear houston has some spicy young gals that might be hiding explosives. that or NYC :D
Does noone remember Leto's Peace?
Making travel difficult=a more easily controlled population.
"They hate us for our way of life" George W. Bush
No, Mr. President, I hate us for our way of life.
Why not fight for freedom here so we don't have to fight for it over there.
Hey Chindit,
Can yo please drop me a mail at my address (it's available at http://squareandc.net ), just scroll down the page a bit.
I 'd like to ask you something off-line.
Thanks.
ORI
"You can't take the truth!"
lol......good one!
So... If the TSA agents are allowed to grope passengers, are the passengers allowed to grope back?
HAHAHAHAHAH
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