Portugal Joins Spain And Greece In Lying About Its "Colossal" Deficit

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Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:22 | 1471470 Gubbmint Cheese
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Well to be fair, it IS serious.. so as per the Juncker rule..

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:30 | 1471504 Sudden Debt
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HOLES LIKE SWISS CHEESE!

 

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:37 | 1471539 citta vritti
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and odors like limburger or several others - 

http://blog.hotelclub.com/top-10-stinky-cheeses/

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:36 | 1471527 bankrupt JPM bu...
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Blythe is back to work, she always seems to erase in 30 minutes what took a week to build.

www.silvergoldsilver.blogspot.com

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:38 | 1471546 JohnG
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The bitch.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 16:33 | 1471730 DoChenRollingBearing
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Blythe is a bitch if you trade.

I just buy and hold gold, Blythe is irrelevant to me.  Other than funny xtranormal videos!

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 03:20 | 1473019 ZeroPower
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Youre quite the joker.

Since when does anything move in a straight vertical line, thats not a bubble? And yet you seek conspiracy theories on blythe and her silver and gold take-downs. Lol. If only you ever got to see a commodity desk somewhere and understand not only the workings of the people who trade that stuff professionally, but also the psychology involved of retail sheep - who feel the need to explain ever single large order (hint, 100 contracts in a thin market can MOVE) by some other extraneous factor.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:24 | 1471475 the not so migh...
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The BS is gonna run out

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:31 | 1471507 knukles
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The BS gonna run out?  Howze about the money?  These numbers are no longer realistic.  They're unfathomable. 
Gives new meaning to print your way to prosperity.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:26 | 1471488 SilverRhino
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God Damn !! Who blowtorched the Silver market in the last half hour?  

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:28 | 1471497 TaxSlave
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Torch it some more, I'm ready to buy some more junk to bury in the back yard.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:36 | 1471508 Long-John-Silver
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You know it's going to cost you $5 to dig it back up don't you?

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:53 | 1471599 TaxSlave
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Yeah, I learned that here.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:41 | 1471548 Bay of Pigs
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I can't speak for anyone else, but for me it is a sad day in American history when they have to trot the fucking President of the United States to talk the gold and silver markets down, and give a boost to the stock market and a temporary reprieve for the ever depreciating FRN.

A pathetic spectacle indeed.

Sell the news and BTFD.

 

 

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 16:35 | 1471743 DoChenRollingBearing
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Turd says similar Bay.  EE went after PMs moments after Owebama started talking.

I saw you over there at tf's site.  Awesome site!

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:40 | 1471530 knukles
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Blythe & Co.

Come on, perfect excuse.  A (sham) solution to the problem of the moment, meaning that stocks should rally, PM's should tank.  No longer a need for the most risk adverse assets in the world.  Why even (from a Krugmanesque point of view) with the deficit declining, then issuance declines, so bonds rally, too.

But Blythe & Co. to the best of every body's knowledge still has a big, large, size, important, out of the money, bad large loss short on in the silver market for herself and somebody has to knock down gold for the Fed/Treasury. 
And options expiration is next week.
What else is new?

Ah-oooog-ah  Ah-oooog-ah
Dive! Dive! Dive!

 

Now the real question before the house is.... how long does it take for the world to figure out this is nothing but pablum, a sham, sleight of word... and all of a sudden, it's back to the new fucked up normal.

What's the line/over/under?

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:51 | 1471592 unununium
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> God Damn !! Who blowtorched the Silver market in the last half hour? 

You must not have heard, inflation has been defined away!

Hail to the king, the king is dead.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:26 | 1471490 TaxSlave
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And while short-termism reigns across capital markets at least for a few more hours, the reality is that there is simply not enough money out there to plug each and every hole as it is uncovered.

Print some more!  And pretend it's debt!

See?  Shortage solved.  Simple, really.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:26 | 1471491 speconomist
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Tyler I sent you an email some weeks ago about the new Major of Sevilla (Spain) getting bills in pesetas that still haven't been paid.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:29 | 1471499 NERVEAGENTVX
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Surprise, surprise! Maybe they can formulate a new CPI index as long as they are at it.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:30 | 1471501 TradingJoe
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PMs had a nice run, they need to take a breather no worries there! It is the usual low volume ramp followed by a "massive" volume "sell off":))! The VIX cant go anywhere as long as the "pit traders" sell calls agains it, naked if necessary, who cares, eh?! So, give it time and don't be fooled by snakeoil salesmen (Traders):)))!

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:30 | 1471502 Buckaroo Banzai
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Boy, it sure does suck when you can't print your own currency. What were they thinking?

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:39 | 1471549 papaswamp
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Their plan may be to get kicked out. No longer responsible for paying the loans back and can crank up the printing presses.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:44 | 1471575 Buckaroo Banzai
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The Euro was deliberately set up to be like a Roach Motel. Roaches check in, but they don't check out!

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:52 | 1471590 Buckaroo Banzai
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dupe

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:31 | 1471506 vitoox
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Max Keiser's yesterday news.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:35 | 1471523 The Count
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Rome will burn.

 

 

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:36 | 1471526 treemagnet
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They can't be out of money, they still have blank checks in the vault.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:38 | 1471540 Long-John-Silver
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With Ben Bernanke's signature on them.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:41 | 1471558 buzzsaw99
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+1

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:37 | 1471533 papaswamp
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Ah so either they will get a bailout or tossed out in which case they can crank up their own printing presses. Either way ink will be the new commodity.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:37 | 1471536 youngman
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Just wait for the end of Obama´s first and only term...his executive orders and pardons will amaze everyone...even his fellow Democrats..he will make Bill Clinton look like a boyscout...he will add trillions....by executive order

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:42 | 1471565 Long-John-Silver
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He will be known as America's first Fascist Dictator.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 16:38 | 1471754 DoChenRollingBearing
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@ youngman,

What a great observation.  I am trying to imagine the scale of his pardons if / when he loses...  Wow.

+ (a truncated) $1585

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:38 | 1471544 Dick Darlington
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I'm sure the eurofanatic kleptocrats see noooooo problemos. Just throw another hundread billion euro-confettis (that they don't have) here and there and there you go! And break every possible rule, Lisbon Treaty anyone, on the way. Amazing how these non-elected pigmen can do their dirt without anyone interfering.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:39 | 1471547 Cassandra Syndrome
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This is bullish. 

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:40 | 1471552 EscapeKey
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Lying about personal deficits used to be all the rage. All the cool kids did it. I never realized it would start a trend amongst governments as well.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:40 | 1471554 AccreditedEYE
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I keep saying the same thing about the ever-growing debt holes... yet they find a way and the micro-term market momos keep moving everything up while not computing past a nano-second.

At some point, hopefully, investors will be reminded that GDP growth is what pays for all these "bailouts" and have a very painful "oh yeah.." moment. If they don't, a generation will come and go living under this mess. A real shame people don't value time as highly as they should.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:40 | 1471556 monopoly
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I just do not get it guys. Check out TBT. This is what happens with good news? They are freaking scared to death here. Why????

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:41 | 1471557 Van Halen
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Here's the blog Weasel Zippers linking to the story where Hillary praises Greece's economic leadership...

 

http://weaselzippers.us/2011/07/19/hillary-clinton-praises-greeces-econo...

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 16:32 | 1471726 gwar5
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No surprise there, Hillary said her hero was Woodrow Wilson --- racist, segregationist, misogynist, progressive redistributionist, eugenicist, and birther to the Federal Reserve Act and the old money trust central banking cartel.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 16:33 | 1471732 gwar5
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No surprise there, Hillary said her hero was Woodrow Wilson --- racist, segregationist, misogynist, progressive redistributionist, eugenicist, and birther to the Federal Reserve Act and the old money trust central banking cartel.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:41 | 1471560 Dr. Engali
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Are you sure that headline shouldn't say: U.S. joins Greece in......?

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:42 | 1471562 EscapeKey
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Lying about personal deficits used to be all the rage. All the cool kids did it. I never realized it would start a trend amongst governments as well.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:42 | 1471564 Van Halen
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Here's the blog Weasel Zippers linking to the story where Hillary praises Greece's economic leadership...

 

http://weaselzippers.us/2011/07/19/hillary-clinton-praises-greeces-econo...

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:59 | 1471612 scatterbrains
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help me close the circle on this thought...while cpi will be chained down leaving no income growth for the baby boomer bubble bitches reaching retirement age and their life savings wiped out by increases in gas, food and taxes..I know this is super duper bullish for commercial real estate but I'm not sure why..anyone have an explanation?

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 16:07 | 1471638 Lord Welligton
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Thursday after close of markets in Europe will be interesting.

Merkel has already said that there won't be a "once and for all" solution.

If they don't, this time, come up with something real then the shit will hit the fan.

No more kicking of cans.

No more platitudes.

No more bullshit.

 

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 02:13 | 1472979 AldousHuxley
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Merkel has already said that there won't be a "once and for all" solution.

 

Germany tried that before with Hitler, but it didn't work.

 

 

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 16:27 | 1471681 All is chosen
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I guess it must be Portugal's lack of importance, but that was last Friday's news in the BRP.

Edit: - I've never known ZH be so behind the curve, it's quite disconcerting

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 16:18 | 1471683 Tense INDIAN
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2 billion doesnt look collossal nowadays

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