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Possible New Oil Spill 100 By 10 Miles Reported in Gulf Of Mexico (Update: Spill Photos)

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Sat, 03/19/2011 - 23:32 | 1077587 NOTW777
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this cannot be mere random chance

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 23:49 | 1077627 CitizenPete
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It's definately part of the master Kaos plan.  Get Smart.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 00:01 | 1077664 CrockettAlmanac.com
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"Schumaker reports having seen the sheen on Friday, March 18, and confirms that it is rapidly expanding."


Must be the next stop on Charlie Sheen's Violent Torpedo of Truth tour.


Sun, 03/20/2011 - 00:10 | 1077689 avonaltendorf
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WSJ, dateline Houston: "The Coast Guard has since launched additional aircraft and boats to the scene from New Orleans and Mobile, Ala., to collect samples of the substance. [USCG Petty Officer] Ranel said the area where the substance has been reported is about 20 miles west of where the Deepwater Horizon rig exploded last April, killing 11 and unleashing the largest offshore oil spill in U.S. history. Ranel said the Coast Guard has not linked the substance to any particular rig or well."

Has nothing to do with W&T Offshore, period.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 01:47 | 1077965 Nobody special
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Do you remember what was said about the probability of a blown casing?  I recall statements that if they cap and pack it, and the sleeve is blown or weak, oil will leak out into strata layers.  The result would be an ever-growing pocket of oil much closer to the surface - one that would eventually find an exit.  This does seem to fit that prediction.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 09:27 | 1078384 Sudden Debt
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It's just Gozilla's mom who shit her pants because she didn't got any phonecalls or letters from Godzilla since the shakedown in Japan.


How would you feel if they aired it when you shit your pants?


Sun, 03/20/2011 - 10:01 | 1078445 What does it al...
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Note the hat tip, BMCapital.  Let's get more third party verification before we believe in rumors...  I am no fan of BP, but oil can drop or go up 5 points, on anything now a days.


Good luck to all.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 17:55 | 1079600 Malcolm Tucker
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AMAZING speech by a brave Iraq war veteran. So inspiring!


I can see clearly now...

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 11:06 | 1078651 Ted K
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Why does Godzilla always get blamed when King Kong had too many blueberries???  It could have been Mothra too......

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 11:27 | 1078740 MSimon
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Mathra. More calculatingly evil.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 13:47 | 1079106 Arrowflinger
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Well done.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 10:29 | 1078522 franzpick
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Exactly what several were asking about on the Oildrum during Deepwater, plus the observation of a second leak some number of miles away, but all that's taboo to expert 'pipeheads' who know that 'leaks' merely need new 'seals'.

Give someone a hammer.....Give someone a petroleum engineering degree and everything looks like a pipe in need of a fix.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 11:08 | 1078661 Yen Cross
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Now you are talking. Lets Drill!

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 13:24 | 1079043 BRAVO 7
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looks like to me the 9.0 in japan may have exacerbated an already fractured wound in the macondo field. prepare for gulf oil spill destruction, round 2. oil and atomic fallout world wide should just about end the oceans and the earth as a source of food. the elites are not going to have to worry about how to get rid of us useless eaters, looks like the righteous almighty is going to preempt their plans, and do the dirty work HIMSELF. doubt it not. behold a pale horse.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 01:54 | 1077979 mkkby
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Not surprising.  Remember the sea floor was too porous, making it nearly impossible to cap the well;  and making using an atomic bomb extremely risky.  We knew capping the well probably meant the pressure would seep oil out everywhere in the surrounding area.  We'll see if this is true in the coming days.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 10:33 | 1078526 Judge Judy Scheinlok
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The g.e. bacteria that BP released into the well is making the oil so light that it is seeping out of it's confines. The bacteria has a byproduct; increased well pressure!




On June 13, 2007, BP made a long-term research and development deal and an undisclosed equity investment into a company named Synthetic Genomics Inc. based in Rockville, Maryland. Synthetic Genomics was co-founded by Dr. J. Craig Venter to commercialize genomic-driven technologies. (1) Genomics is the scientific study of the entire DNA sequence of an organism's genome. A genome is all the genetic information in the chromosomes of an organism, including its genes and DNA sequences.

BP/Synthetic Genomics recovered the DNA from subsurface hydrocarbon substrates (biological organisms in crude oil) and applied DNA “sequencing methods” to them. (1) What this means is that they took the DNA from underground crude oil reservoir microbial cells, such as bacteria or viruses, and cultured them in a lab to identify, isolate, and interpret their chemical and genetic properties. Additional “sequencing methods” beyond the initial identity and isolation stages were also carried out.

A central part of the deal between BP and Synthetic Genomics was to create biological transfer processes for crude oil that would lead to improved recovery rates. (1) Their goal was to develop new microbes with lab created genomes that would improve the flow of gas and oil out of a reservoir. For an oil producer like BP, more oil and gas being recovered from a source translates into more profits. This process is known as Microbial Enhanced Oil Recovery (MEOR).

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 10:51 | 1078598 Yen Cross
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You are the epitome of dis- function Ok i'll go gene your highness and your flock.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 11:02 | 1078646 Yen Cross
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Sweetheart. This is not a spread sheet in the biotech sector. Grow up, and quit taking without giving! What is a common P/E in that trade?

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 11:06 | 1078652 Yen Cross
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Blah Blah!

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 11:14 | 1078694 clymer
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100 miles long and growing. WTF



Sun, 03/20/2011 - 08:09 | 1078245 clymer
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period followed by .



Sun, 03/20/2011 - 10:52 | 1078614 Yen Cross
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I have a good idea!

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 09:15 | 1078358 Cindy_Dies_In_T...
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Hi Everyone--


Last week was a record breaking week for the team at ZH as they kept posting article after article to keep us current. Have you considered that the ZH team needs to eat?


I'll spare the Sally Struthers routine, but PLEASE donate to ZH. Whether its just enough to buy the Tylers a beer, or something larger, please do your part.


Parting with $20 won't kill you and you will certainly be rewarded for your efforts by getting all the news that the MSM doesnt have the balls to print.


So don't think--Just Do IT. Support your Fight Club. Right now!

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 09:51 | 1078431 R Man J
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Sun, 03/20/2011 - 11:20 | 1078715 PenchantForHoarding
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I'm in.  You guys should get yourselves a few cases of Red Bull - you're gonna need it this week!

Thanks for the good work y'all do here.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 12:06 | 1078857 Idiot Savant
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Good point - donation made. ZH continues to be out in front with its reporting. With everyone focusing on the conflict in Libya, I wouldn't know about the new oil spill/leak if it weren't for ZH. This new leak is a mere footnote, if that, on most MSM sites.

Keep up the stellar work ZH, it is appreciated.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 14:20 | 1079194 Miss anthrope
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$20 ADDED TO THE KITTY THERE!  Tyler is HOT!  I am beholden to Zerohedge. 

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 16:33 | 1079469 Misstrial
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Thank you Tyler!



Sun, 03/20/2011 - 16:59 | 1079519 mtomato2
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I love this site.  It keeps me going.  I recommend it daily to as many people as will listen.  I tell them it's "Pre-News..." And I warn them to check their inhibitions at the door.

I am the sorriest of the consumers.  I have literally nothing to give back.  If I ever do, I desparately want to do my part as a long-time member of my beloved ZH community.  But thank you, CDIT, for the reminder that nothing, especially this site and the work that is behind it, is free. 

Long Live Zero Hedge.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 00:07 | 1077677 JethroBodien
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Frankly I wouldn't be surpised if this is actually coming from orginal Deep Horizon sight.  There was speculation at time of capping that we were been shown alternate drill sight.

Doen't BP realize they need to keep dumping Corexit to keep the oil under the surface.


Sun, 03/20/2011 - 00:43 | 1077788 nabi
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It is starting to look like this doom is being orchestrated from somewhere...


Sun, 03/20/2011 - 07:50 | 1078219 SWRichmond
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It should be obvious by now that war has been declared on energy production.  Can an economy withstand the (deliberate?) double whammy of ponzi finance and skyrocketing energy costs?

But, as Tyler has pointed out, the banks get hundreds of billions of free dollars absolutely anytime they might need them.  So, as the real economy goes deeper and deeper into the tank, who still has plenty of money to buy up the planet?

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 08:21 | 1078259 cossack55
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It is becoming much cheaper and just waiting for Moodys to declare the earth a toxic asset.  Maybe the FED will put it on Maiden Lane 2.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 13:34 | 1079074 snowball777
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It should be obvious that the economy was built upon an unstable edifice of energy production.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 09:31 | 1078387 Sudden Debt
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It that where true, that would mean something would happen in Europe in 1 to 2 weeks.


Sun, 03/20/2011 - 09:55 | 1078439 NotApplicable
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Like MENA?

How many tankers and pipelines need to be taken out before Europe is energy starved?

I'll note that thus far the 'Stans have been relatively quiet. Perhaps a little too quiet?

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 12:03 | 1078859 SparkyvonBellagio
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US is getting Pinned in.

Radiation from Japan, Oil in the Gulf, Mexican Drug Cartels on the Southwest. If the Atlantic Seaboard (oil could come up Gulf Stream this Spring/Summer) and if something happens to Canada, it's the Circle of Doom will be complete.



Sun, 03/20/2011 - 13:40 | 1079089 Rainman
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Think I'll take a nap. Wake me when the locusts arrive.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 14:28 | 1079212 bingaling
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I assume the new oil leak will push the corexit to the surface and cause a plague . Only because it is the worst possible thing to happen . when it rains it pours . As for the market the HFT's can only deal with one thing at a time everything else does not compute .

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 17:51 | 1079586 Widowmaker
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I've noticed quite few notable animal patterns changing where I live - particularly out of territory species', like woodpeckers, doves/pigeons, and insects like praying mantis', which I have never seen in over 30 years.

With the death of the North American forests (mission don't lift a finger, accomplished) who knows what is in store.   One thing is for sure, Eden is changing and nature is reacting.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 12:04 | 1081980 thebark
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Sun, 03/20/2011 - 09:53 | 1078437 falak pema
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Q-daffy has a long reach...all the way to Louisiana. Spill baby spill. Blame it all on him now that war has been declared. "Usual suspects...please line up...BP, Q-daffy, Al-Qaeda. By God, the USA is surrounded by black swan agents...". We need Jack Bauer badly. Now that Terminator has retired and both Rambo and Die Hard have warts on butts and severe arthritis.

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 23:51 | 1077632 scythian empire
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If it turns out to be true, I'm thinking you could be right. Would be interesting to see who has the political will to pull this off. Could be oil producers or refiners or banks, ha. GS have a documented long call?

Also, obama bashing getting a little cliche / over-stretched . Politician was the job he signed up for, why so surprised?

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 01:34 | 1077928 zaphod
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"If confirmed, Obama can kiss tomorrow's Rio golf outing goodbye."


Oh, come on. It's March Madness!!! Nothing can get in the way of that!

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 10:23 | 1078509 jimijon
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Brackets Obama!

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 08:54 | 1078320 ColonelCooper
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"Politician was the job he signed up for, why so surprised?"

Fair enough.  It is a waste of energy to blame a turd for smelling like shit.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 17:00 | 1079528 mtomato2
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This is why I like ColonelCooper.

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 23:58 | 1077659 CD
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Once? Happenstance. Twice? Coincidence. Thrice? Enemy Action. The situation is of course a lot different (but of course not disconnected), the stakes ever higher.

OR we could just be having an unusually unlucky year of the Rabbit.

Whether Kansas is going bye-bye still remains to be seem, but buckling up is definitely in order...


Sun, 03/20/2011 - 00:16 | 1077695 knukles
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OK takes yer choices....
Either that pesky North Korean sub ramming the top kill plug on the old Deepwater Horizon well or,
End of Days, Gogg and Megogg, Third Coming, Book of Revelations

Who cares....
Be long crude, gold, silver, commodities
Golf more before the Rapture (which ain't in the Bible, anyhow, so we're all fucked)

This is getting tiring....


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