Possible New Oil Spill 100 By 10 Miles Reported in Gulf Of Mexico (Update: Spill Photos)

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viahj's picture

they better just stay the fuck away from Yellowstone.

James's picture

Saw on .gov  site request for huge amount of both MRE's and body bags.(FEMA)


penisouraus erecti's picture

Don't they just use those black plastic coffins instead nowdays?


Mustaine, he's the best..........

CrazyCooter's picture

Be patient. More facts required. The nature of the slick (is the oil heavy or light) is important. If this a re-spill, for whatever mechanical reason, the slick will have pleny of heavier hydrocarbons. Light HCs (like diesel and gasoline) thin out quickly and actually evaporate quickly as well, where heavier HCs (like lube oil, grease, wax, and/or asphalt) hang around. The crap that washes up on the beach and covers birds are heavy HCs.

If this is only a sheen, albeit a big one, it doesn't correlate well with a new spill, which will have a spectrum of everything (a mix of light, medium, and heavy HCs).




Moe Howard's picture

This is not all. I am convinced that the west coast of the United States will have a major quake within the next thirty days.

Spitzer's picture

I think its bullshit but we will see. Lots of alex jones helicoper pilots around lately


hack3434's picture

You've lost all credibilty after your uranium stock deception. 

Long-John-Silver's picture

RTN baby! 112 Tomahawks (so far) need to be replaced. Hell, it's down a few points on Fridays close. :)

CrockettAlmanac.com's picture

Sunday, March 20, 2011 1650kg of Silver fired at Libya to enable No-Fly Zone From: AlJazeeraEnglish | Mar 19, 2011 US Vice Admiral William Gortney, the director of the Pentagon's Joint Staff, briefed journalists on the first phase of the UN-backed international military operations against forces loyal to Muammar Gaddafi, the Libyan leader. Note each cruise missile contains approx. 15kg of silver in wiring, contacts, solder and batteries.


JohnG's picture

How did you find that?

I've been looking for 3 hours for this information.


CrockettAlmanac.com's picture

Just plugged cruise missile silver into Google and that was on the list. On page two of the results there is a link to a post I made here at ZH earlier today. Small world!




Was hoping for something more definitive, though.

JohnG's picture

Thx.  And yeah, definitive is hard to come by on current munitions.

It's sort of depressing that I'm way long silver.

Strange mixed emotions on making dollars off of destruction.  I keep emotions out of my investing, that's getting hard.  And I'm a hardcore cynic.

Never had that before.  I'm going to go hide in my closet under a pile of coats now.  I've had all I can take the past few days.

MayIMommaDogFace2theBananaPatch's picture

I'm going to go hide in my closet under a pile of coats now.  I've had all I can take the past few days.

Straight-up honest...Sounds like a pretty good idea.

duckduckMOOSE's picture

Look at the back of the closet after you pull the coats down.  There might be a doorway to Narnia. Lookin' as real as this place lately.


mtomato2's picture


Now, wouldn't THAT just be the best thing ever?

Nothing I'd like more than to watch Aslan kick some skinny White Witch ass.

silvertrain's picture

 Thats your reason Silver will be confiscated before gold, "NATIONAL SECURITY"  I have said this for several years now..Theres also alot of Palladium in them also, although sharron epperson thinks its only use is in catalytic convertors..



bugs_'s picture

some creatures can only be killed with silver

Threeggg's picture

114 now but I could be Wrong !!!!!!!


Got that "Captcha" even after 8 shots of "Crown Royal"

On the 3rd try ............................!!!!!


Love ya ZH !!

sushi's picture


What is your secret? Most days it takes me twelve or more.

Alex Kintner's picture

Well, that's $112,000,000 down the rat hole.

Ole-MIC-Bama had a war, E-I-E-I-O .

In the middle of an undeclared Depression, he starts another war. Oh well, we'll just have to close all the libraries and steal the Social Security trust fund to pay for it.


Seer's picture

"he starts another war"

Well, when you get down to it, all this shit was stacked up a LONG time ago.  He's just executing from the Script.

Anybody thinking that this guy wouldn't do like all the others before him, that his "blackness" meant that he wouldn't also run around the globe dropping bombs on colored people, well... fucktards!  Like people didn't get it that Condi Rice was black AND a woman!

Again, the plea is to stop fucking voting!  Pull out of this system before it consumes everything!

Spitzer's picture

Those stocks where up on Friday, go look.

alien-IQ's picture

Everything was up on Friday. They gapped the market up nearly 300 points at the open...and it was down hill all day long to close barely green. So to say "those stocks were up on Friday" is really no great achievement is it? A blind monkey could have thrown a dart and hit on a stock that was up on Friday...Don't pat yourself on the back over that call.

Seer's picture

Two-dimensional viewing...

Zimbabwe had a much better showing of big numbers!

James's picture

USGS was my source. 800 earthquakes in U.S. just last week!


monopoly's picture

I sure hope it is bullshit. This is the last thing this planet needs.

Please say it is Not so.

Long-John-Silver's picture

Perhaps it's a flock of Black Swans migrating north and this oil slick is caused from their poo.

rich_wicks's picture

Yes, nothing funnier than a 2,000 square mile oil slick.

I get tired of people trying to make a joke about every damned thing.

ColonelCooper's picture

That sharp pain in your ass?  It's a stick.  Try removing it, you may like life better.

tj3's picture

I get tired of people making BAD jokes about every damned thing.

tj3, helpful being

IrrationalMan's picture

i think you mean #losing


#LOOSE would be a tag for sluts that robo posts.

Miss Expectations's picture

Shakespeare was well aware of the use of the meaning of havoc and he used 'cry havoc' in several of his plays. The 'cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war' form of the phrase is from his Julius Caesar, 1601. After Caesar's murder Anthony regrets the course he has taken and predicts that war is sure to follow.

Blood and destruction shall be so in use
And dreadful objects so familiar
That mothers shall but smile when they behold
Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war;
All pity choked with custom of fell deeds:
And Caesar's spirit, ranging for revenge,
With Ate by his side come hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice
Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war;
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
With carrion men, groaning for burial.



bigkahuna's picture

The dogs of war have been on the run for a long time now. For some reason, it now seems like the "pack" has grown and they are running faster -- of course purveying their prescribed destruction with them.

onlooker's picture

I hope "I think its bullshit but we will see."

Long-John-Silver's picture

Obama will not let anything stand in the way of a game of Golf!

10kby2k's picture

golf? he's a wannebe cig smoking baller

Nobody special's picture


Yep, Obama's playing his Gulf game.

nasa's picture

I would like to apologize to BP for ruining their weekend.