Possible New Oil Spill 100 By 10 Miles Reported in Gulf Of Mexico (Update: Spill Photos)

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Sun, 03/20/2011 - 10:48 | 1078593 viahj
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they better just stay the fuck away from Yellowstone.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 14:31 | 1079220 James
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Saw on .gov  site request for huge amount of both MRE's and body bags.(FEMA)


Sun, 03/20/2011 - 16:23 | 1079443 penisouraus erecti
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Don't they just use those black plastic coffins instead nowdays?


Mustaine, he's the best..........

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 12:21 | 1078907 CrazyCooter
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Be patient. More facts required. The nature of the slick (is the oil heavy or light) is important. If this a re-spill, for whatever mechanical reason, the slick will have pleny of heavier hydrocarbons. Light HCs (like diesel and gasoline) thin out quickly and actually evaporate quickly as well, where heavier HCs (like lube oil, grease, wax, and/or asphalt) hang around. The crap that washes up on the beach and covers birds are heavy HCs.

If this is only a sheen, albeit a big one, it doesn't correlate well with a new spill, which will have a spectrum of everything (a mix of light, medium, and heavy HCs).




Sun, 03/20/2011 - 12:56 | 1078985 Moe Howard
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This is not all. I am convinced that the west coast of the United States will have a major quake within the next thirty days.

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 23:30 | 1077589 silveristhenew
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neon swan

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 23:40 | 1077610 simonsito
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Sun, 03/20/2011 - 00:16 | 1077710 knukles
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Under the Blacklight........

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 23:35 | 1077590 Spitzer
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I think its bullshit but we will see. Lots of alex jones helicoper pilots around lately


Sat, 03/19/2011 - 23:41 | 1077606 hack3434
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You've lost all credibilty after your uranium stock deception. 

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 23:43 | 1077613 Long-John-Silver
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RTN baby! 112 Tomahawks (so far) need to be replaced. Hell, it's down a few points on Fridays close. :)

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 00:22 | 1077730 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Sunday, March 20, 2011 1650kg of Silver fired at Libya to enable No-Fly Zone From: AlJazeeraEnglish | Mar 19, 2011 US Vice Admiral William Gortney, the director of the Pentagon's Joint Staff, briefed journalists on the first phase of the UN-backed international military operations against forces loyal to Muammar Gaddafi, the Libyan leader. Note each cruise missile contains approx. 15kg of silver in wiring, contacts, solder and batteries.


Sun, 03/20/2011 - 00:32 | 1077752 JohnG
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How did you find that?

I've been looking for 3 hours for this information.


Sun, 03/20/2011 - 00:41 | 1077777 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Just plugged cruise missile silver into Google and that was on the list. On page two of the results there is a link to a post I made here at ZH earlier today. Small world!




Was hoping for something more definitive, though.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 01:03 | 1077834 JohnG
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Thx.  And yeah, definitive is hard to come by on current munitions.

It's sort of depressing that I'm way long silver.

Strange mixed emotions on making dollars off of destruction.  I keep emotions out of my investing, that's getting hard.  And I'm a hardcore cynic.

Never had that before.  I'm going to go hide in my closet under a pile of coats now.  I've had all I can take the past few days.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 01:14 | 1077877 MayIMommaDogFac...
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I'm going to go hide in my closet under a pile of coats now.  I've had all I can take the past few days.

Straight-up honest...Sounds like a pretty good idea.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 01:27 | 1077915 duckduckMOOSE
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Look at the back of the closet after you pull the coats down.  There might be a doorway to Narnia. Lookin' as real as this place lately.


Sun, 03/20/2011 - 17:25 | 1079562 mtomato2
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Now, wouldn't THAT just be the best thing ever?

Nothing I'd like more than to watch Aslan kick some skinny White Witch ass.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 05:28 | 1078157 silvertrain
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 Thats your reason Silver will be confiscated before gold, "NATIONAL SECURITY"  I have said this for several years now..Theres also alot of Palladium in them also, although sharron epperson thinks its only use is in catalytic convertors..



Sun, 03/20/2011 - 13:50 | 1079112 bugs_
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some creatures can only be killed with silver

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 03:14 | 1078077 Threeggg
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114 now but I could be Wrong !!!!!!!


Got that "Captcha" even after 8 shots of "Crown Royal"

On the 3rd try ............................!!!!!


Love ya ZH !!

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 04:30 | 1078131 sushi
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What is your secret? Most days it takes me twelve or more.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 10:22 | 1078506 -Michelle-
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12 shots or 12 tries?

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 12:10 | 1078879 Alex Kintner
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Well, that's $112,000,000 down the rat hole.

Ole-MIC-Bama had a war, E-I-E-I-O .

In the middle of an undeclared Depression, he starts another war. Oh well, we'll just have to close all the libraries and steal the Social Security trust fund to pay for it.


Sun, 03/20/2011 - 16:28 | 1079451 Seer
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"he starts another war"

Well, when you get down to it, all this shit was stacked up a LONG time ago.  He's just executing from the Script.

Anybody thinking that this guy wouldn't do like all the others before him, that his "blackness" meant that he wouldn't also run around the globe dropping bombs on colored people, well... fucktards!  Like people didn't get it that Condi Rice was black AND a woman!

Again, the plea is to stop fucking voting!  Pull out of this system before it consumes everything!

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 00:07 | 1077679 Spitzer
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Those stocks where up on Friday, go look.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 01:10 | 1077859 alien-IQ
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Everything was up on Friday. They gapped the market up nearly 300 points at the open...and it was down hill all day long to close barely green. So to say "those stocks were up on Friday" is really no great achievement is it? A blind monkey could have thrown a dart and hit on a stock that was up on Friday...Don't pat yourself on the back over that call.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 16:30 | 1079461 Seer
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Two-dimensional viewing...

Zimbabwe had a much better showing of big numbers!

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 14:38 | 1079230 James
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USGS was my source. 800 earthquakes in U.S. just last week!


Sat, 03/19/2011 - 23:35 | 1077592 monopoly
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I sure hope it is bullshit. This is the last thing this planet needs.

Please say it is Not so.

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 23:41 | 1077607 Long-John-Silver
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Perhaps it's a flock of Black Swans migrating north and this oil slick is caused from their poo.

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 23:50 | 1077630 Rahm
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Sat, 03/19/2011 - 23:53 | 1077638 JollyRoger
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Me likes your style!

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 05:54 | 1078166 rich_wicks
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Yes, nothing funnier than a 2,000 square mile oil slick.

I get tired of people trying to make a joke about every damned thing.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 09:03 | 1078335 ColonelCooper
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That sharp pain in your ass?  It's a stick.  Try removing it, you may like life better.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 09:31 | 1078389 tj3
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I get tired of people making BAD jokes about every damned thing.

tj3, helpful being

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 14:41 | 1079237 James
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I'm so happy I can't stop crying.


Sun, 03/20/2011 - 07:43 | 1078220 GolfHatesMe
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After too much Mexican

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 23:36 | 1077595 HedgeAccordingly
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Sat, 03/19/2011 - 23:40 | 1077602 IrrationalMan
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i think you mean #losing


#LOOSE would be a tag for sluts that robo posts.

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 23:56 | 1077644 silveristhenew
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Sun, 03/20/2011 - 08:02 | 1078237 Miss Expectations
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Shakespeare was well aware of the use of the meaning of havoc and he used 'cry havoc' in several of his plays. The 'cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war' form of the phrase is from his Julius Caesar, 1601. After Caesar's murder Anthony regrets the course he has taken and predicts that war is sure to follow.

Blood and destruction shall be so in use
And dreadful objects so familiar
That mothers shall but smile when they behold
Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war;
All pity choked with custom of fell deeds:
And Caesar's spirit, ranging for revenge,
With Ate by his side come hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice
Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war;
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
With carrion men, groaning for burial.



Sun, 03/20/2011 - 10:43 | 1078567 bigkahuna
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The dogs of war have been on the run for a long time now. For some reason, it now seems like the "pack" has grown and they are running faster -- of course purveying their prescribed destruction with them.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 13:06 | 1079006 trav7777
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Sat, 03/19/2011 - 23:37 | 1077598 onlooker
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I hope "I think its bullshit but we will see."

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 23:37 | 1077601 Long-John-Silver
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Obama will not let anything stand in the way of a game of Golf!

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 00:14 | 1077699 10kby2k
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golf? he's a wannebe cig smoking baller

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 00:16 | 1077712 MsCreant
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Gulf, the game is gulf.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 10:00 | 1078444 Nobody special
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Yep, Obama's playing his Gulf game.

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 23:40 | 1077603 nasa
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I would like to apologize to BP for ruining their weekend.  

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