Postcards From Greece

Tyler Durden's picture

These seem to be becoming quite popular lately: This particular one was titled: "Let them buy bonds." We are waiting to see how it will be revised following today's wonderful "Bailout #2" news. Expect Greek exchanges to hike rope margins asap.

h/t Agent Default

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orangedrinkandchips's picture

"they're selling postcards of the hanging...they're painting the passports brown...."


Bob was right.

cahadjis's picture

Sorry for hijacking the comment, the writing says "Thieves, you fekkers, here come the hangings"

aint no fortunate son's picture

The beauty parlor's filled with sailors
The circus is in town

jus_lite_reading's picture

WOW! The people of Greece were just sold down the river YET AGAIN!!!! WTF

Everything is for the protection of the greedy bankers... I think social unrest is about to explode and Greek gubmint will be toppled by angry mobs...

DaveyJones's picture

and the reason we remain spectators

WizDumb's picture




...gotta get down to the Cumberland Mine.

Tail Dogging The Wag's picture

Reality Advert from Baltimore Tourism Association: WARNING:viewer discretion is advised

ebworthen's picture

All the U.S.A. is missing is a swastika like symbol - or has it become the flag?

ebworthen's picture

"Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree..."


ServingMyKing's picture

I wonder what the photographer looked like?

Caveman93's picture

So do I go long or short rope? So confused!! :/

camaro68ss's picture

it has to be just right, to long and you decapatate the person and to short you dont brake the neck on the fall.

Its a hard one

Long-John-Silver's picture

The Guillotine has none of these problems. It's also much faster in operation.

oddjob's picture

The Guillotine is too classy, curbing is warranted.

cornedmutton's picture

I hear bullets work, too.

The Fonz's picture

I think I am going long torn up chunks of sidewalk caked in bubbly blood. I was really impressed during the UK "you can't goto school" riots where they ran out of rocks so pulled up the sidewalk for more projectiles. Very nice, good clean message when you tear out the road and toss it at your oppressors.

CompassionateFascist's picture

Absolutely. Gimmee my free education. And a do-nothing professorship. Send the bill elsewhere.

Smiley's picture

Drawing and quartering really gets the point across and its theatrical.

Rodent Freikorps's picture

It is messy, and the clean-up will break your budget.

Chump's picture

So too short is what we're going for then?

Christobevii3's picture

Dont worry, they bought cds protection. Cranium decapitation swaps...

cahadjis's picture

Permission to use this new definition of CDS in conversation? :)

divide_by_zero's picture

Let them dangle for a bit, time to think.

Rodent Freikorps's picture

They don't call it the hemp fandango for nothing.

But that would be cruel...letting just the tips of their toes touch the ground.

redpill's picture

Go long rope, on margin!

crazyjsmith's picture

New Rounds of "Suffocative Easing"  coming. 

camaro68ss's picture

hahaha, i started busting up laughing in the office and everyone is looking at me. lol

Long-John-Silver's picture

Guillotines are so much faster. The French eliminated 350,000 elites in a few months. At the time the population was about 4.5 million.

Silver Dreamer's picture

Baskets hold more heads than nooses.

Creepy Lurker's picture

True, but they suffer more when you hang them. Although for sheer terror, making them lie face-up on the guillotine would be matchless.

Cash_is_Trash's picture

The gallows does well. But how does it well? It does well to those that do ill.

That frame will outlive one thousand banksta tenantzz

Transformer's picture

the 350,000 actually took a couple years.  They had more than one guillotine.

Bay of Pigs's picture

Just a slight chill on the back of the neck.

slaughterer's picture

Where are the bodies hanging from the nooses?  Didn't the Greeks watch enough Westerns to know how to use these things!

Dr. Richard Head's picture

These greeks must be racists.  Don't they know the President of the US is black?  My lord.  /sarc

sabra1's picture

blunt blades are a crowd pleaser!

equity_momo's picture

Or do as the Chinese do. Bullet to the head. Then bill the deceased's family for the bullet.  I wonder if that would stem our social and ethical collapse.

zen0's picture

And guillotines would be more analogicaly appropriate,  sending a more historically chilling message.

Xibalba's picture

If only Americans had as much guts.   How's that illegal war in Lybia going, btw?

Internet Tough Guy's picture

Americans can riot with the best of them. They just haven't felt any pain yet; give it time.

scratch_and_sniff's picture

Im not defending America, but atleast their own people are raping them...

citta vritti's picture

so rape’s okay if it’s incest?

scratch_and_sniff's picture

You never looked at your sisters tits?

Long-John-Silver's picture

Everyone would think you a Red Neck Racist if you showed up with a hangman's noose here in the USA.

cougar_w's picture

That's why you need to attach names to them, so nobody misunderstands whose head goes in it.

For added points, make a rag doll and put that in the noose, also with a name on it.

There are ways to do a lynch mob correctly. Seriously.

scratch_and_sniff's picture

What happens if the rag doll is black, and the name tag happens to fall off?