THe PoWeR oF 0-0-0

williambanzai7's picture




 
0
Your rating: None
 

- advertisements -

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.
Fri, 07/15/2011 - 03:30 | 1458585 The Shootist
The Shootist's picture

Hillarious, Ben and his new mini gyro.

Fri, 07/15/2011 - 00:39 | 1458464 Slap That Taco
Slap That Taco's picture

Still can't help thinking that globalization was/is the cause.

A few billionaires got rich as hell, we are screwed.

By the way, nice work as usual, you're spoiling us.  Glad you threw in some tea-baggers in your lifeboat of morons.

Fri, 07/15/2011 - 01:46 | 1458526 williambanzai7
williambanzai7's picture

We leave no morons behind...

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 23:37 | 1458402 HungrySeagull
HungrySeagull's picture

And I thought Triple 000 breaks the Buck.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 22:48 | 1458323 rosiescenario
rosiescenario's picture

.ah "Runaway Train"...always thought that was a movie deserving more credit...recommend it for anyone here who has not seen it...great work WB!!

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 22:43 | 1458312 DollarMenu
DollarMenu's picture

This has got to be one of your best yet.

The Lifeboat, mini-helicopter, head in a basket, -

the rant is delicious!

Great incisive, biting humor.

Thank you WB7!

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 21:45 | 1458218 Zero Govt
Zero Govt's picture

'THE OBAMA EXPRESS' ...a train wreck ;)

'NINE MORONS ADRIFT ON A SEA OF DEBT'

..i've just got my breath back (from laughing so much) enough to type... so funny Banzai ;)))

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 21:24 | 1458190 Trifecta Man
Trifecta Man's picture

Well I come from Afro-O-Bama with my Ben-jo on my pea.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 19:19 | 1457933 malikai
malikai's picture

Love the AfrObama. He should make that his campaign poster this time around.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 18:34 | 1457818 UP4Liberty
UP4Liberty's picture

I thought I recognized "Ne-O" from the Matrix posters.

 

 

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 21:47 | 1458221 Zero Govt
Zero Govt's picture

no it's 'O-bamO' from the Marxists

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 18:10 | 1457761 TheBillMan
TheBillMan's picture

One way to kill the fractional reserve lending beast: 100% reserve requirements.  Simple change in the rules though it would probably crater the global economy which is what is going to happen anyway by design.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 16:55 | 1457536 Lmo Mutton
Lmo Mutton's picture

I sure would like a coffee cup with the new Ben prophetic quote of "Gold is not money".

 

 

Maybe you  have a pic of him to go with that new and eye opening tradition?

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 23:42 | 1458407 williambanzai7
williambanzai7's picture

Fri, 07/15/2011 - 10:19 | 1459209 Dr. Engali
Dr. Engali's picture

I'll take two.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 17:07 | 1457582 williambanzai7
williambanzai7's picture

BONEHEAD FROM STIMULAC

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 22:20 | 1458278 the grateful un...
the grateful unemployed's picture

disinflate mass quantities? where's Jane (Curtin)

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 19:39 | 1457980 nmewn
nmewn's picture

Nebnit!

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 17:52 | 1457725 AGuy
AGuy's picture

"We are from Fran--- The Weimar Republic"

How about Emperor Bernanke as the Print Lord from the Republic of Weimar! (Pun on Emperor Palantine from Star Wars), With Brian Sacks as Lord Darth POMO!

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 17:22 | 1457634 williambanzai7
williambanzai7's picture

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 22:19 | 1458276 the grateful un...
the grateful unemployed's picture

that's classic. and reminds me of the line from BIRD, the movie in which Charlie Parker quotes Gabby Hays, film star extra in Hollywood westerns,  "well nobody plays jazz like a full blooded American Negro.."

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 22:37 | 1458303 williambanzai7
williambanzai7's picture

I love that movie

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 16:24 | 1457384 Dr. Engali
Dr. Engali's picture

WB7 Great stuff  I especially like the downsized helicopter qe lite?  I do struggle with Obummer as Neo. Neo was trying to free us from the Matrix not enslave us to it. Maybe it should be Ron Paul starring as Neo.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 17:01 | 1457561 AGuy
AGuy's picture

Actually it right on target. Neo as the "one",  was revealed as a big lie at the end of the "Reloaded" movie. The same lie that the public believed that Obama was going to save them. The only difference is the Neo didn't realize it was a lie, unlike O'Bama who knew from the beginng and embrace the lie to fulfill his own objectives.

The Squidies are the Goldman sacks, the JPM, and other investment bankers out to repress man. They move in to destroy all that remains that is not apart of their system/plan.

The Matrix movie trillogy was a symbol of the future to come (since it was released years before the crisis unfolded).

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 19:46 | 1457986 Dr. Engali
Dr. Engali's picture

You have a good point. I should have seen that. They really fucked up the third movie. The only movie that they fucked up worse than that was Star Wars with that stupid ass Jar Jar binks and the mitichlorines. Hey there's one for you Wb7.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 16:27 | 1457397 williambanzai7
williambanzai7's picture

Don't struggle too much. The clowns sure aren't.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 16:23 | 1457380 nonclaim
nonclaim's picture

The runaway deficit pic... that's how he stormed out of the meeting yesterday, right?

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 16:26 | 1457392 williambanzai7
williambanzai7's picture

Yes, pounding his chest like Tarzan.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 20:27 | 1458064 CompassionateFascist
CompassionateFascist's picture

More like King Kong. Izzat racist? Nooooooooo....

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 21:58 | 1458243 williambanzai7
williambanzai7's picture

Don't you pound on your chest when when you ace something? I use to when I had a swagger.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 19:36 | 1457974 nmewn
nmewn's picture

Its like intermission time in the Twilight Zone.

I'm warning you, don't call my bluff!

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 22:02 | 1458253 williambanzai7
williambanzai7's picture

The emotional bluff is a very common tactic in negotiations. Sometimes it works, depending on the personalities involved.

Its doesn't work very well in public situations, unless you happen to instill fear in everyone else around you. But then it would not be a negotiation. 

Fri, 07/15/2011 - 06:17 | 1458693 nmewn
nmewn's picture

Agree, a very common tactic, the bluff.

My intermission comment was more of an observation on how it is so completely surreal.

These are some of the same people who have failed to agree on a rational, sane budget for over 800 days.  

That would have been something definitive, observable, debated upon before being put to paper. And doing it in this time honored and lawful way would of course been done in the light of day, where the public could see and hear...not behind closed doors in the WH.

Now one, the One, pushes his chair back and announces that he is bluffing and pleads that his bluff not be called? God would I love to play poker with this joker...LOL!!!

Rod Serling would be proud ;-)

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 16:14 | 1457344 williambanzai7
williambanzai7's picture

OMG: EXPLODING GERBIL EMBEDDED IN GEITHNER'S ASS!

Banzai7 News--Zodiac Tim Geithner met with members of Congress on Capitol Hill this afternoon and revealed that he has an exploding C4 Gerbil stuffed up his ass. The rodent is trained to self detonate if the Congress does not head early warnings of Debt Ceiling Armageddon...

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 19:29 | 1457962 nmewn
nmewn's picture

Timmy Gerbil...ROTFL!!!

Look everyone, I'm running!

I'm running with my hair on fire!

I'm running with my hair on fire and a knife in my hand!

I'm running with my hair on fire, a knife in my hand and gerbil up my ass!

I'm running with my hair on fire, a knife in my hand, a gerbil up my ass and if you don't do as I say the gerbil gets it!..LOL!!!

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 22:04 | 1458257 williambanzai7
williambanzai7's picture

It's easy to forget in these times we live in, but we started this week of with warnings of terrorists with surgically implanted bombs.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 16:25 | 1457386 Dr. Engali
Dr. Engali's picture

Definitely can't read this one to my four year old.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 16:58 | 1457549 Cognitive Dissonance
Cognitive Dissonance's picture

It's never too early to begin deprogramming your loved ones. Saves time, money and frustration later when they are just another zombie looking for more government cheese.

/sarc.......I think.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 16:04 | 1457320 Dagny Taggart
Dagny Taggart's picture

lasciviously leveraged spiral of STD ....poetic

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 16:10 | 1457337 Cognitive Dissonance
Cognitive Dissonance's picture

I was hoping for an image but......on second thought, maybe not.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 16:00 | 1457309 MrBoompi
MrBoompi's picture

LOL William, love Bennie on his little helicopter!

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 14:59 | 1457135 mudduck
mudduck's picture

Hilarious WB. You should be promoted from 7 to 8 soon I hope.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 15:19 | 1457194 Cognitive Dissonance
Cognitive Dissonance's picture

Nope

Banzai7 is definately a 10.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 15:28 | 1457216 the grateful un...
the grateful unemployed's picture

well we knew it was too good to be true

Derek is a conservative Republican who supported George H. W. Bush in 1988 and 1992 and campaigned for his son George W. Bush in 2000 and 2004, and she appeared at both Republican conventions. Derek has also appeared at public events with Republican Congressman David Dreier of Southern California.[1]

When White House Chief of Staff Josh Bolten was asked about the nature of his relationship with Bo Derek on the April 30, 2006 edition of Fox News Sunday with Chris Wallace, Bolten identified Derek as a "friend" and as a "strong supporter of the President."

In 2006, Bo Derek was appointed to the Board of Trustees of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts by President George W. Bush, serving on the Operations Committee.[2]

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 15:37 | 1457244 williambanzai7
williambanzai7's picture

Maybe one or two of those beads got lodged in her nasal passages, blocking oxygen intake etc.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 15:41 | 1457258 Cognitive Dissonance
Cognitive Dissonance's picture

I got a pea stuck in my nose when I was 4. Does that count?

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 15:47 | 1457279 williambanzai7
williambanzai7's picture

Only if Obama eats it.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 15:51 | 1457292 Cognitive Dissonance
Cognitive Dissonance's picture

So he is the Prince and the Pea.

I told you so.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 15:21 | 1457197 williambanzai7
williambanzai7's picture

I am pretty sure she no longer looks like that.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 15:34 | 1457236 Pool Shark
Pool Shark's picture

Yep:

http://www.radaronline.com/sites/default/files/photos/image_20100415/wenn2160762.jpg

"My eyes! Zuh goggles do nussing!"

 

btw William, some Secret Service agents have a few questions for you about Obama's head in a waste basket...

 

(After all, it wasn't Gwyneth Paltrow's head in a box...)

 

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!