Power User Guide for the iPhone, Droid or Other Smart Phone ... and the Computer

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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:55 | 1343271 tamboo
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here's a concept: a search engine that finds relevant results instead of a bunch of monetised bullshit.

http://www.norele.com/

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:58 | 1343237 ebworthen
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This is why I use a laptop for the Internets.

I'm sure if you fix those last two Java scripts the iPhone users will be happy with the post George, as if I had an iPhone and couldn't do the things you had to customize I'd throw it in the nearest duck pond.

What size and device will we decide upon?  5" touchpad?  4" smartphone?

I find it fascinating to see intelligent, literate human beings of the 21st century thumbing small devices like baboons picking at nuts and fruit and sending each other abbreviated text messages in newspeak- rather than using all eight fingers with the complement of two opposable thumbs or in the languages and voices that took millenia to develop.

We are in a technologically assisted de-evolution but we are all DEVO, may as well "Knock Boots until the end":

http://www.youtube.com/user/DEVOvision

 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:45 | 1343224 Agent P
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I have an old flip phone.  The following is my guide for being a power user:

1. Open the phone.

2. Use the phone (only when necessary).

3. Close the phone when done.

 

 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:22 | 1343159 falak pema
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this is a sign of the times : the intellectual moralist going "techy" to prove (to himself?) he still pisses with the young guys. Next GW will be dancing the hip hop and singing on rap shows...the way to go to show your pecker doesn't have arthritis....or grid lock!
Not that viva la vida! is a bad motto for the boomer on the slide down the shute who wants a last hoot...

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:02 | 1343125 Crumbles
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Obviously V.FEW technically adept on ZH ...
Or perhaps following JavaScript is akin to use of spellcheckers or proofreading before hitting SAVE
Too lazy or too dumb?
Anyway, Thanks for the tips, GW - have a great day!
And so it goes

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:13 | 1343678 cranky-old-geezer
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What part of "financial site" do you and GW not understand, you clueless (geek) morons?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:01 | 1343115 edwardscpa
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Where is Reggie when we need him to tell us how he really feels about Apple?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:57 | 1343108 Dr. Engali
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And how exactly does this information impact the market?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:56 | 1343101 mogul rider
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another surreptious apple pump - chrrist!!!!!!!!!

 

What the hell is going on around here.

Here I'll beat you all to it.

The ICLOUD is the greatest innovation since the wheel.

buy buy buy, oh yeah while you're at it -  beat the elites buy gold and silver too. Beat QE3 by buying Apple Icloud pumps

 

Gold, Silver and Apple will save you from the zombies. I promise

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:57 | 1343096 alien-IQ
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it just seems to me that the world was a happier place when we had rotary phones and 8 track tape decks...or maybe it was the 4 finger lids for $20...

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:43 | 1343059 cranky-old-geezer
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I and others have posted scathing comments about GW's ludicrous whiny pointless off-topic claptrap, recommending GW's contributor status be revoked. 

And now this nonsense. On a financial website. Perhaps the best financial website around. 

It's no longer GW's embarrassment.  Come to think of it GW might be beyond embarrassment, having no shame.

It's now Tyler Durden's and ZeroHedge's embarrassment.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:56 | 1343104 alien-IQ
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don't get carried away...all you had to do was NOT read the post. there is no requirement to read every post on ZH or anywhere else for that matter.

choosing wisely is the key to happiness.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:16 | 1342978 Smokey1
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What a useless crock of shit.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:12 | 1342958 cbaba
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Thank you sir, i am not an iphone fan.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:11 | 1342957 HellFish
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Do you just like to see yourself in print?  Between the liberal conspiracy claptrap and now tech pointers from a "Not-so-bright guy" maybe you need to start dating?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 08:54 | 1342913 KevinRudd
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Seems a lot of work to search a web page - might be simpler just to buy an Android phone - also handles Flash 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 08:50 | 1342892 bullchit
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Just shows up the gulf between a compact and a smartphone.

I'll stick with a notebook and a phone. (no free phones here)

Regards.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 08:44 | 1342888 bullchit
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Just shows up the gulf between a compact and a smartphone.

I'll stick with a notebook and a phone. (no free phones here)

Regards.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 08:38 | 1342864 Jim in MN
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LOL, the natives are angry.  You should work up some option swap and HFT algos for this thing.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:59 | 1345245 M4570D0N
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Probably because we are unamused by the misuse of the phrase "power user" and the lack of actual scripts and useful tweaks. I use linux on my home computer, so seeing a "power user guide" with codes filled with amp;amp;amp;ampamp;amp;amp;ampamp;amp;amp;amp... is amusing and equally unamusing. Shit, Mac is based on Unix. It's not supposed to be more tedious and nonsensical than Windows.

It also probably has to do the fact that we're halfway through 2011 and he's writing an article on tips for the iphone 3. That's ancient history, and is no longer supported (as in no more software updates). That about the equivalent of him writing an article on Windows 2000 at this point.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 08:33 | 1342839 g
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blah blah blah

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 08:55 | 1342819 Protonrick
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Thank you. You have helped me finalize my decision to NOT get an iPhone.

 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:15 | 1343318 DosZap
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Do you have a real profession?

I would have put a pistol in my mouth before I wasted all that time on a damned phone.

Stick to your articles bro............their fine.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 08:03 | 1342778 Fat Ass
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What the hell is this crap ?  

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 07:52 | 1342770 serotonindumptruck
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Your Fukushima reports are more interesting reading.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 07:49 | 1342768 topcallingtroll
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Good try GW.

can you figure out those last two scripts?

The annoyance blocker is a great idea.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 07:34 | 1342757 M4570D0N
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Seriously?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 07:16 | 1342734 cahadjis
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GW, there's a few scripts that have not pasted correctly and are incomplete, the last 2 for example.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 07:00 | 1342726 Vlad Tepid
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-1

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:02 | 1343111 Broken_Trades
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-2

 

Seriously. WTF is this sh*t?

 

Next thing you know some douche will be posting up reviews of automobile shows...

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:02 | 1343123 Missing_Link
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No kidding.  GW lost his marbles a long time ago; this is just more proof of that.

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!