Presenting The Administration's Spin On The Dying Dollar

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Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:00 | 1151471 Caveman93
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BTFD homies!

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:03 | 1151508 the mad hatter
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POLISH THAT TURD.

 

it's going to be an interesting sunday on GLOBEX

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:40 | 1151672 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Doe, a deer, a female deer, ray, a drop of golden sun!!!!!!  These mushroom eating pagan illuminatti play childrens games.  Paper is not monie.  It is an IOU.  IOUs are not stores of wealth, meaning....the doelarr is dead.

Die, die, die my doelarr, don't utter a single word

Die, die, die my doelarr, just shut your pretty mouth

I'll be seeing you again, I'll be seeing you in hell

Don't cry to me oh baby!  Your future is in an oblong box, yeah

Don't cry to me oh baby!  Should have seen it coming on

Don't cry to me oh baby!  I didn't know it was in your power

Don't cry to me oh baby!  Dead end girl for a dead end guy

Don't cry to me oh baby!  Now your life drains on the floor.....

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 22:57 | 1152599 disabledvet
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that doesn't look like a Rothko.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 23:27 | 1152667 jeff montanye
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looks like what alice saw as she stepped through.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 23:36 | 1152685 flacon
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Saul Alinsky is "spinning" in his grave! 

 

RULES FOR RADICALS: #5

5. "Ridicule is man's most potent weapon. It is almost impossible to counteract ridicule. Also it infuriates the opposition, which then reacts to your advantage."

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:08 | 1151523 optimator
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Lies man may appear to be "expert Fed reporter Steve Lies man", but I suspect he's Steve Lies man Fed employee.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:12 | 1151559 Thomas
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He's Steve the Dildo

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 23:52 | 1152717 Blythes Master
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+ 11"

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 00:59 | 1152814 Id fight Gandhi
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Liesman. His name IS a disclaimer.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 16:59 | 1151473 aVian
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f'ing classic Tyler Durden lfmao funny

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:01 | 1151495 Irwin Fletcher
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Yep, I just spit whiskey.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 18:08 | 1151761 YouBetYourLife
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There is nothing wrong with your television set.

We are controlling transmission.

We will control the vertical.

We will control the horizontal.

We can flip charts to make it look like a recovery.

We can ignore any facts we wish.

We can parade an endless stream of self-serving fools . . .

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 18:09 | 1151769 knukles
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Bernays would try to hire you away to the dark side.... 

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 18:47 | 1151874 Mentaliusanything
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That Graph can't be 'Spun" ya need a good Mirror.

Mirror Mirror on the wall who's the Dumbest one of all

Ben look what you done now boy

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 19:14 | 1151974 Miss Expectations
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+74

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:00 | 1151488 Dr. Porkchop
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I can't read Russian.. what does it say?

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:17 | 1151581 Drachma
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"In Soviet Russia chart spins you!"

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:55 | 1151740 cougar_w
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winning

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 09:55 | 1153137 ZeroPower
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LOL

 

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:00 | 1151490 buzlightening
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CNBS Flash: Zimbabwe backs US treasury; saves dollar! 

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:07 | 1151539 aVian
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then you know we are fukedshimaded

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 18:16 | 1151796 rocker
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That's it. I going to Ebay and buying Zimbabwe bucks. At least their's stopped falling. And they have good dirt.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:02 | 1151491 Cognitive Dissonance
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Too funny.

Good enough for government work.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:08 | 1151528 Cindy_Dies_In_T...
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heh, heh. Nice.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:01 | 1151497 eatthebanksters
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Hold it up to a mirror!

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 08:41 | 1153098 Mr. Mandelbrot
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awesome . . .

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:04 | 1151514 Misean
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That's a relief. Squiggly lines going up make me happy...reminds me of the 80's...

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:09 | 1151550 cougar_w
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Reminds me of LSD.

Happy go boom.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 19:16 | 1151973 nmewn
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Needs more vibrant colors ;-)

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:07 | 1151519 onlooker
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I think Igot my glasses on backwards.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:08 | 1151522 Misean
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dupe

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:08 | 1151524 Col. Parker
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Home Run.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:08 | 1151529 Stoploss
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Great way to start the weekend, i needed a good laugh!

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:06 | 1151530 breezer1
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too fucking much. i need a drink.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:11 | 1151551 Commander Cody
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I need two.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:56 | 1151736 Ruffcut
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Make that ten. Inflation, you know.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:06 | 1151534 mcarthur
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While the gains in the S&P were greater than the drop in the $ it made sense for guys like me living on $C to stick around.  The relationship has collapsed recently and I have repatriated all funds back to the great still white north.  I'm probably just one in a stampede.  Your pushing on a rope Bernake.

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 01:45 | 1152872 StychoKiller
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Rope?  More like a tiger's tail -- wait till kitty wakes up...

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:09 | 1151536 breezer1
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too fucking much. i need a drink.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:13 | 1151568 Mae Kadoodie
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it's happy hour i'm going to pay for my two drinks with a silver eagle.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:29 | 1151641 SilverBaron
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Either those are some expensive ass drinks or you are leaving a nice tip.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:11 | 1151552 Alert
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LOL....I can't stop laughing.  Tyler you're the best!!!!

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:13 | 1151566 tyler
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Thanks.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:15 | 1151570 EvlTheCat
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LOL^2

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:53 | 1151725 DosZap
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I need a mirror.................

Great Spin Tyler.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:13 | 1151553 topcallingtroll
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The news of the FRN death has been greatly exaggerated. We may be close to an intermediate low at least. Dont call a federal reserve note a dollar, or your paranoid gold bug credentials will be in doubt.

But this is the real tyler. Good one!

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:15 | 1151567 bob_dabolina
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No...

Liesman would have that chart on a 30%  counter clockwise rotation to truly give the illusion of a rising trend

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:20 | 1151579 Seasmoke
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LIES MAN, they are laughing at us for sure

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