Presenting: The Annotated Cramer

Tyler Durden's picture

And now the one you've all been waiting for. Legendary painter Geoffrey Raymond has just completed his Annotated Cramer, suggestively titled "Naked Short." If the annotation on the painting and its sheer brilliance alone does not fetch millions of dollars in a few years time (in today's dollars, not in post QE2.0 hyperdevalued greenbacks), the third Fibonacci nipple will surely do it. Here is your chance to get the only Cramer-associated asset that will continue to grow in value.

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Cognitive Dissonance's picture

Does he take PayPal? :>)

BTW who will be the first to make this their ZH avatar?

Steak's picture

yo CD, long time no chatty.  I hope you don't mind me borrowing your space up top for a lil link action.  Last spam of this today :)  (mostly) Techno musiq playlist for those of y'all who like such things on a sloppy Friday trading day:

schoolsout's picture

I'm a breakbeats fan...was actually reliving my college days last night on some DJ Sharaz, Dave London, DJ Rob E and a few other...


Here's one for ya

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

Man does that ever bring out the tribal in me all crazy like.

Shit, now I have a leg cramp. :>)

Steak's picture

yo that is quite a hot track...that everything but the girl sample is deliciously mixable

here is one of my favorite iterations of that song: 

schoolsout's picture

unfortunately, I can't see youtube from work comp.  Will try to remember to check it out later tonight. 

I just so happened to post that one song to my FB account so I grabbed it.  Sharaz did some pretty amazing stuff...his "Deliverance" album was/is off the chain.  Wish I still had my comp from college with the thousands of songs I ripped off Napster when it was around.  Nothing like finding another student with the same likes in music and being able to download from them on the same network with a T3.  ;-)

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

Nah, that old computer was so filled with viruses, spy ware and trojans from Napster you'd never be able to clean it up. I build the extended family computers for numerous generations and when Napster was around, I can't tell you how many times I wound up completely formatting the hard drive after spending hours trying to dig out all that shit.

Some of the really nasty shit hid in the boot files or the system restore files and they would pop out after you ran the virus program and re-booted. Consider yourself lucky you don't have it. Memories are always better than the reality was. :>)

schoolsout's picture

and that's probably what killed it! 


ahh, the memories....

Quinvarius's picture

Dude, you like you are "whacking it" on chat roulette in your avatar.

schoolsout's picture

We call that "handling a stone crab caught off the dock" where I'm from.  It's claw was delicious, too.

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

The winner in 18 minutes flat.

Give the man an all exclusive week shadowing Cramer. Hope you survive the ordeal Top_Kill. :>)

francis_sawyer's picture

First prize for being FIRST - a one week free subscription to ""...

2nd prize... a years free subscription (and a free trading account)

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

Apparently....good show.

And I just decided, Lieberman willing, that if the Net is still available next 4.20, I will wear a James Cramer mask to celebrate the Bavarian Illuminati's reign as "M"agnificent "M"arket "M"aker.

They're not so bad, right Cramer?

"Theeeeeey're GREAT!  Yip Yip Yip!!!  Zing Biiiew...Biiieeew!"  -Cramer

-1Delta's picture

oh i forgot about that... cant stop laughing

-1Delta's picture

oh i forgot about that... cant stop laughing

ZeroPower's picture

Who says financiers dont have taste in art ;-)

lol CD above me

perpetual-runner-up's picture

Anythign to the URL linking to the pic??



Tyler Durden's picture

Our IT structure is named after CB presidents.

perpetual-runner-up's picture

cool...figured it wouldnt be a screw up, but figured I would see...

Steak's picture

so you get the ever satisfying pleasure of dropping a "FU trichet...FU bernanke" whenever you have IT issues...nice

MayIMommaDogFace2theBananaPatch's picture

Nice touch!!! 

Is it as reliable as CB IT structure? 

Will your IT structure spawn any Deacons any time soon?

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

Is that Marla Singer's scrawled and printed signature down in the lower right had corner? :>)

Say it ain't so Marla, say it ain't so.

francis_sawyer's picture

I don't see "John Hand-COCKS" signature on this... It's gotta be a fake...

Problem Is's picture

I see "TRUST ME" upper left... maybe Bernie Madoff signed it...

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

Now that really did make me laugh out loud. :>)

Brilliant for even making the connection to ole Bernie.

Oracle of Kypseli's picture


But. This infamous Joker is not good even for a poker game.

No sale.

LeBalance's picture

which infamous Joker do you refer to?

truont's picture

I'm sure Cramer just loves his swirly nipples!

-1Delta's picture

I am aspargus.. lol

subqtaneous's picture

 . . . grilled, and with bernais sauce.

Village Idiot's picture

 . . . grilled, and with bernais sauce.


Cramer? No. Grilled, and with bukkake sauce.  Sorry for the epicurean override.

MsCreant's picture

Honestly grilled by a panel of Intelligent Honest Americans would work for me. 


Agent P's picture

That got me laughing too!

I am Cramer...I am asparagus...I make your pee stink!!!

jbc77's picture

Really nice piece of work there.

EscapeKey's picture

I think we might have a new clueless champion:

"Nothing happened, but the news was bad anyway. Commentary: Historic decline in sentiment comes almost without warning"

JR's picture

Post forwarded to "Michael Pento."

MayIMommaDogFace2theBananaPatch's picture

Everybody forgot to take their meds at the same time.

SDRII's picture

Did anyone else catch Mike Mayo calling out Pandit and Citi on why he hasn't been given a meeting in 20 month while his peers seem to have a revolving door. And he followed up with "looking forward to scheduling that meeting" -

THE DORK OF CORK's picture

Now if we could only gut the real Cramer , stuff him with dollars and stick him on a pedestal.

sheeple's picture

he forgot the horns [devil, not unicorn]

MsCreant's picture

You give him too much credit. Satan, at least, can get some things right.