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Presenting: The Annotated Cramer
And now the one you've all been waiting for. Legendary painter Geoffrey Raymond has just completed his Annotated Cramer, suggestively titled "Naked Short." If the annotation on the painting and its sheer brilliance alone does not fetch millions of dollars in a few years time (in today's dollars, not in post QE2.0 hyperdevalued greenbacks), the third Fibonacci nipple will surely do it. Here is your chance to get the only Cramer-associated asset that will continue to grow in value.
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Does he take PayPal? :>)
BTW who will be the first to make this their ZH avatar?
yo CD, long time no chatty. I hope you don't mind me borrowing your space up top for a lil link action. Last spam of this today :) (mostly) Techno musiq playlist for those of y'all who like such things on a sloppy Friday trading day:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B3WquQ_PFc&feature=PlayList&p=F226CF2BB4D20A19&playnext_from=PL&index=1&playnext=1&shuffle=174
I'm a breakbeats fan...was actually reliving my college days last night on some DJ Sharaz, Dave London, DJ Rob E and a few other...
Here's one for ya
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJcuI-dcDqU&feature=related
Man does that ever bring out the tribal in me all crazy like.
Shit, now I have a leg cramp. :>)
yo that is quite a hot track...that everything but the girl sample is deliciously mixable
here is one of my favorite iterations of that song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1f4fzM6eG8
unfortunately, I can't see youtube from work comp. Will try to remember to check it out later tonight.
I just so happened to post that one song to my FB account so I grabbed it. Sharaz did some pretty amazing stuff...his "Deliverance" album was/is off the chain. Wish I still had my comp from college with the thousands of songs I ripped off Napster when it was around. Nothing like finding another student with the same likes in music and being able to download from them on the same network with a T3. ;-)
Nah, that old computer was so filled with viruses, spy ware and trojans from Napster you'd never be able to clean it up. I build the extended family computers for numerous generations and when Napster was around, I can't tell you how many times I wound up completely formatting the hard drive after spending hours trying to dig out all that shit.
Some of the really nasty shit hid in the boot files or the system restore files and they would pop out after you ran the virus program and re-booted. Consider yourself lucky you don't have it. Memories are always better than the reality was. :>)
and that's probably what killed it!
ahh, the memories....
Dude, you like you are "whacking it" on chat roulette in your avatar.
We call that "handling a stone crab caught off the dock" where I'm from. It's claw was delicious, too.
My Friday contribution...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHixChYgGRI
Was I first?
nice
The winner in 18 minutes flat.
Give the man an all exclusive week shadowing Cramer. Hope you survive the ordeal Top_Kill. :>)
First prize for being FIRST - a one week free subscription to "daStreet.com"...
2nd prize... a years free subscription (and a free trading account)
Apparently....good show.
And I just decided, Lieberman willing, that if the Net is still available next 4.20, I will wear a James Cramer mask to celebrate the Bavarian Illuminati's reign as "M"agnificent "M"arket "M"aker.
They're not so bad, right Cramer?
"Theeeeeey're GREAT! Yip Yip Yip!!! Zing Biiiew...Biiieeew!" -Cramer
oh i forgot about that... cant stop laughing
oh i forgot about that... cant stop laughing
Second!
Who says financiers dont have taste in art ;-)
lol CD above me
Anythign to the URL linking to the pic??
http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user5/imageroot/trichet/Cramer%20Naked%20Short%202.jpg
Our IT structure is named after CB presidents.
cool...figured it wouldnt be a screw up, but figured I would see...
so you get the ever satisfying pleasure of dropping a "FU trichet...FU bernanke" whenever you have IT issues...nice
Nice touch!!!
Is it as reliable as CB IT structure?
Will your IT structure spawn any Deacons any time soon?
Is that Marla Singer's scrawled and printed signature down in the lower right had corner? :>)
Say it ain't so Marla, say it ain't so.
I don't see "John Hand-COCKS" signature on this... It's gotta be a fake...
I see "TRUST ME" upper left... maybe Bernie Madoff signed it...
Now that really did make me laugh out loud. :>)
Brilliant for even making the connection to ole Bernie.
Brilliant!
But. This infamous Joker is not good even for a poker game.
No sale.
which infamous Joker do you refer to?
mega booyahs
I'm sure Cramer just loves his swirly nipples!
all three of em
Just like Krusty the clown!
I am aspargus.. lol
. . . grilled, and with bernais sauce.
. . . grilled, and with bernais sauce.
Cramer? No. Grilled, and with bukkake sauce. Sorry for the epicurean override.
Honestly grilled by a panel of Intelligent Honest Americans would work for me.
mega booyakkake sauce
That got me laughing too!
I am Cramer...I am asparagus...I make your pee stink!!!
Really nice piece of work there.
I think we might have a new clueless champion:
"Nothing happened, but the news was bad anyway. Commentary: Historic decline in sentiment comes almost without warning"
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/consumer-sentiments-mysterious-free-fal...
Post forwarded to "Michael Pento."
Everybody forgot to take their meds at the same time.
mega booyahs
Did anyone else catch Mike Mayo calling out Pandit and Citi on why he hasn't been given a meeting in 20 month while his peers seem to have a revolving door. And he followed up with "looking forward to scheduling that meeting" -
Now if we could only gut the real Cramer , stuff him with dollars and stick him on a pedestal.
he forgot the horns [devil, not unicorn]
You give him too much credit. Satan, at least, can get some things right.
Even while he works his percentage
Hey dude. Wad uuuuuuup! Hope CA is taking good care of you. See ya soon.
Notice how he looks sort of like Jack Nicholson in the Shining.
Long before the painting he looked like Jack Nicholson in the Shining.
Cramer earlier this week:
Eggheads wrong about double dip.
http://www.cnbc.com/id/38221965
Actually....I think he looks better here....more real
Booyah :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUkbdjetlY8
Great!!!
Awesome!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo77x4VeoQEDaily Show
http://deadspin.com/5315223/jim-cramer-was-wrong-about-lenny-dykstra-everything-else
Jim Cramer Was Wrong About Lenny Dykstra, Everything Else
Is that art or some hellish hallucination?
when did he get a nose ring? Missed it...
It's amazing what they can cover up (with makeup) on TeeVee.
"naked short" refers to the lower anatomy not the legality
one of the criteria for recovery is to see the clown off the air.
What are you going to do to him then?
After seeing this and since CNBS is airing movies, I think that it would be appropriate to air The Picture of Dorian Gray. What happens when you sell your soul to Whore Street.
"the third Fibonacci nipple will surely do it."
Tyler, I'm never going to be able to read a market/stock TA again without this image flashing in my brain. Thanks a lot! :>)
Cramer will pay for his sins. The relationship with Lord Blankenstein should be the most suspicious.
--Sniper in the sky
Nice work, Geoffrey.
May I make a suggestion for your next piece?
How about Tony Hayward?
That would be hunting in a baited field, shooting fish in a barrel.
AWESOME!!!
If good art is supposed to "move" a person, this artist has succeeded.
The portrait makes me physically ill when I can bring myself to look at it. It is, in a word, disturbing, and thus captures the essence of Cramah.
Mmmm.....bile.
Have you read some of the writings on that?
"I have Lenny Dykstra so far up my ass all I taste is Spitting tobacco"
I love that!!!!
Wow, that is almost as annyoing as the real deal.
This is still a work in progress
The "American Investor" is still my personal GR fav .. That somehow found a home near some original Japanese Woodblock's. This rocks tho and the Chew Me ref is priceless...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8wtS9vUk5Y
I think this picture would have more takers if it was a toilet seat
Would you want his big open lips around your bum? Maybe a toilet bowl. Or a spittoon. Interesting idea though, got me thinking.
Pretty tame commentary written on this painting. Why didn't they let the ZH crowd at it?
Compare "The Annotated Fuld":
http://rant.popcult.cc/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/the-annotated-fuld-by-...
Get the whole Raymond avatar collection today!!!!!