Presenting The Complete Generic Fluff That Is The "Gang of Six Plan To Reduce Our Nation's Deficit"

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Tue, 07/19/2011 - 13:38 | 1470957 SheepDog-One
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Sure dad I understand....but do you think mom will buy it? 

Good talk Rusty.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 13:41 | 1470982 Rusty_Griswold
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I've only been a man a few days, dad.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 13:56 | 1471060 PaperBugsBurn
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Police State, bitches!

Region - Regional actors sign agreement to strengthen airport security

At a meeting in Washington, DC on 11 July 2011, representatives from the United States, Mexico, and Central American countries signed an agreement to exchange information to strengthen airport security. U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano hosted representatives of Belize, Costa Rica, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico, and Panama to discuss the implementation of standard airport security procedures and information sharing to monitor the movement of wanted criminals throughout the region

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:27 | 1471492 OpenEyes
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Belize, Costa Rica, Panama... aren't these the current favorite locations to become an ex-pat?  Seems to me that the 'strengthening' isn't so much airport security as 'we'd like you to help us keep track of our taxpayers'.  After all, USA and North Korea are the only countries in the world that track down their citizens who have re-located to continue to collect taxes from them on any money they earn while living overseas.  Hooray USA!

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 17:14 | 1471920 The Alarmist
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That snapping sound is the rubber glove going on over the giant "We're Number One" finger that is about to ream you good ...


Tue, 07/19/2011 - 14:27 | 1471206 NotApplicable
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Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:12 | 1471425 redpill
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The next one of these fucking Authoripublicrat assholes that utters the words "new revenue" when they mean raising taxes deserves a punch in the face.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:58 | 1471606 jmc8888
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"How do you use a (statistical) magazine?"

"I was getting to that.  Ya see this (wall street statistical dogma) guy taught me something really neat (about the CPI) last year."

A more effective trigger for unemployment? Gee, less payouts and/or faster way to rid the people from the charts.  Higher confidence = Bigger dip....

Glass-Steagall not shard of glass up the middle class...


Tue, 07/19/2011 - 16:12 | 1471665 Doyle Hargraves
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"How do you use a (statistical) magazine?"- By loading it with (statistical) bullets and putting it in the magazine well. The best round (statistically) to use especially for long distances is a .308 and the preferred platform is the M-1 Garand. Open fire bitchez!

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 13:38 | 1470959 camoes
Tue, 07/19/2011 - 13:51 | 1471030 ServingMyKing
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Not funny.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 14:52 | 1471365 TBT or not TBT
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We already reached "Inversion" in 2008 when The One, a person of zero accomplishment and hidden academic qualifications on top of it, but two auto-biographies full of rage at the US and western civilisaton in general, nevertheless blathered his way to the top of the Democratic ticket then the worlds' largest organisaton...merely with weightless speechifying. What is happening now is just the continuation of that. Obama has proposed no plan of his own, and has not disciplined the Democrat controlled Congress to even produce a BUDGET in over two years....which the basic law of the land, that Constitution thingy, holds that they must do...and he's up there trying to act like the cool one, the adult, frickin King Solomon...except that cutting the baby in half is something he would gleefully do.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:00 | 1471388 Buckaroo Banzai
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Oh I wouldn't say that Obama has accomplished nothing. There are two specific things he has done:

1) Ordered a sniper to shoot a pirate in the head
2) Ordered some SEALs to shoot some dude* in Afghanistan in the head

See a pattern?

*allegedly Osama bin Laden

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 16:11 | 1471658 Commander Cody
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Let's not forget that he won the Nobel Peace Prize.  That was an accomplishment.  Surprising though, given the facts.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 17:45 | 1472044 XitSam
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He's credentialed, not competent.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 17:57 | 1472070 Freewheelin Franklin
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What about Obamacare?

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 13:40 | 1470961 TruthInSunshine
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I would like to add a bullet point:

  • Make America Everything That It Can Be & All That It Should Be, Because The American Middle Class, Senior Citizens, Children, Veterans & Puppies/Kittens Deserve Nothing But The Best.
Tue, 07/19/2011 - 13:41 | 1470984 camaro68ss
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let me add to that. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

there thats better

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:40 | 1471553 hedgeless_horseman
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  • Implement a "debt ceiling" that legally prevents the government from spending too much.
Tue, 07/19/2011 - 16:37 | 1471747 sumosamurai
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Implement a debt ceiling that requires the immediate execution of any person

demanding the ceiling be breached.


Solves a lot of other problems too.


Tue, 07/19/2011 - 13:43 | 1470991 Jeff Lebowski
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replace "Make America Everything That It Can Be & All That It Should Be"


"Winning the future"

and I think you've got something...


Tue, 07/19/2011 - 13:56 | 1471057 Bay of Pigs
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Thousand Points of Light...

George H. W. Bush 1/20/89

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 14:10 | 1471128 cosmictrainwreck
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GHWB was a real visionary, weren't he? the douche

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 14:16 | 1471149 knukles
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Oh come on now, Georgie Boy had a redeeming quality.
If he fucked it up or expalined it wrong, he didn't bother to go back and fuck around with it a second time. 

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:24 | 1471481 cosmictrainwreck
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"read my lips...."

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 17:19 | 1471939 The Alarmist
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"Winning the Future" ... WTF.

They really are so clever, and they really do think we are that stupid that we do not hear them laughing at us.



Tue, 07/19/2011 - 13:50 | 1471026 Iriestx
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You forgot 'Amen, God Bless America, Amen."

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 13:38 | 1470962 eureka
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Blah blah blah

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 13:40 | 1470970 So Close
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Ting ting ting....  sound of can as it rolls down the road after being kicked.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 13:40 | 1470974 RobotTrader
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Wow, gold just tanked and bank stocks are taking off.

I guess a deal was reached.

And check out IBM, up $8 to lifetime highs.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 13:48 | 1470999 cosmictrainwreck
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transitory... a swing trade, Mr. "Trader" PS...TLT +1.3%

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 13:44 | 1471000 Robot Traders Mom
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I'm not going to lie. I thought for sure by now you would have met some people in real life and found something better to do with your time then troll.


Tue, 07/19/2011 - 13:58 | 1471077 kito
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hes not trolling. hes your conscience.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 17:30 | 1471983 mkkby
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You must be so proud.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 14:06 | 1471106 Threeggg
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Chanting while clicking heals together:

There is no POMO

There is no POMO

There is no POMO

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 14:41 | 1471295 tarsubil
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I kept my worthless dollars in and was crossing my fingers for another buy opportunity for gold and silver. Soon I'll cash in and go full armageddon prep. God is giving a lot of people late to the game time to prepare. Better get on board soon.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 17:31 | 1471986 mkkby
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Thanks again for telling us what happend yesterday.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 13:40 | 1470976 Juice Box
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Why should we care?  Its not like this debt will ever get repaid.  

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 13:41 | 1470979 mmlevine
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They are talking about Billions like I talk about Twenties.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 13:41 | 1470985 Manzilla
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Welcome to America. What did you expect? An actual solution?

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 13:42 | 1470987 JW n FL
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The Gang of 6 Raising the Retirement Age & Reducing Social Security Benefits / All for YOUR! Social Security Surplus Money!


Sen. Ben Nelson[D(ick)-Neb.]

Gang of 6 Member Nelson, Ben (D-NE) $14 Million Dollar Lobby Whore  And! who owns him  


Sen. Mary Landrieu[D(ick)-La.]

Gang of 6 Member Landrieu, Mary L (D-LA) $24 Million Dollar Lobby Whore And! who owns her



Sen. Ron Wyden[D(ick)-Ore.]

Gang of 6 Member Wyden, Ron (D-OR) $23 Million Dollar Lobby Whore And! who owns him 



Independent Dick Sen. Joe Lieberman, from Connectidick

Gang of 6 Member Lieberman, Joe (I-Conn) $49 Million Dollar Lobby Whore And! who owns him   


Sen. Olympia Snowe [R(eally big dick)-Me.]

Gang of 6 Member Snowe, Olympia J (R-ME) $10 Million Dollar Lobby Whore And! who owns her


Sen. Susan Collins [R(eally big dick)-Me.]

Gang of 6 Member Collins, Susan, M (R-ME) $14 Million Dollar Lobby Whore And! who owns her


Know Your Lobby Whore(s)!

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 13:48 | 1471013 Turd Ferguson
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Thanks, JW. Never forget that Nelson of Nebraska is the cheap whore who gave us Obamacare.

All of this is bullshit. It would never, ever pass the House. Of course, once the House grants themselves political cover by voting on their own worthless measure, they'd probably vote for anything.

At any rate, any plan crafted by these 6 douchebags and O'bottom is destined to be a complete failure.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 13:57 | 1471052 JW n FL
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we need to stop trying to give Health Care to the Poor who can Not afford it and give the same Money in the form of Tax Breaks and Subsidies to Job Creators that would have been wasted on the Poor!


Give Job Creators Tax Cuts!

Give Job Creators Subsidies!


The Poor never had Health Care so they wont miss not having it now!


People Suck (especially the Poor) and Corporations Rule (Especially the kind with Huge Lobby's, T.V. Money and P.R. Money to come up with $logans like Help "Job Creators" with Corporate Welfare).


Note* All $logans are market tested and approved before being fielded! Thanks 5th Ave Advertising Agencies and "K" St. Lobbyists!

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 14:43 | 1471308 tarsubil
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Personally, I find your schizophrenia adorable.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 13:58 | 1471071 slaughterer
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The big question: will the rating agencies accept it without downgrading?  I think the answer is NO!

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 14:20 | 1471169 cdskiller
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I nominate JW's post as the most useful post of the week in the blogosphere.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 13:42 | 1470992 Archimedes
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The plan:

Cut the deficit by 500 billion  (how?)

Make Heathcare more efficient (how?)

Cut security and non security over ten years (how?)


I have been half joking ove the past few years but now I am actually scared. Our leaders have no F**king clue what they are doing or how to tackle this issue. My 6 month old could have wrote this tripe!

I already have a second freezer. Time to go and purchase that Beneli I have been looking at. Seriously....

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 13:56 | 1471058 scatterbrains
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root cellars, homebrew and guns bitches! oh and bicycles

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 17:52 | 1472055 XitSam
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Bicycles with frickin' lasers, man!

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 14:01 | 1471067 docj
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Well said - here's my somewhat shorter version...

The Bipartisan, Totally Awesome 3 Step Plan to Save America, Apple Pie and Government Motors

1) Make-up some pretty sounding numbers, pull them out of our respective backsides or pull them out of the air, and put them on paper

2) Uh?

3) WIN!

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