Presenting DSK's Brand New $14 Million Tribeca House Arrest Palace

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Wed, 05/25/2011 - 21:00 | 1311192 Ray1968
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Ass-Raping bastard is getting a pretty good deal, I'd say.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 22:06 | 1311462 Loonie
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Indeed. Plus, I wonder if he's gonna get to choose the maid himself. Who knows.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 22:28 | 1311549 ml8ml8
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When he moves into his permanent room in Rikers, the contrast will make it that much  more painful.

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 03:16 | 1312204 Michael
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What a disgusting shit hole of a place that is. It gives a whole new meaning to the words "Lipstick on a Pig".

27 foot wide? My Garage is 27 foot wide with 10 foot high ceiling. Does the house at least have a two car garage like mine? Forget that dump.

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 04:00 | 1312264 jeff montanye
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somehow i don't think that's the way most will see this.  these pictures and the dsk accusations are indeed useful material for education of the masses in the ways of the elites.  the control frauds are somehow too complex and dry to heat the blood but the illicit/criminal sex combined with over the top opulence might do it.

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 06:14 | 1312344 Husk-Erzulie
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It's shamefully vulgar, tawdry even.  Wife should be arrested and charged with apallingly bad taste.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 22:34 | 1311568 disabledvet
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that's "maidS" to you.  MaidSSSSS.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 23:52 | 1311874 Edmon Plume
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"Nanny/Guest Suite w/bath & separate entrance..."

Well now.  Sounds like the perfect set for DSK.

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 05:43 | 1312329 Mentalic
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Wed, 05/25/2011 - 22:42 | 1311587 Sparkey
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Come on now Ray! A man that rich can't be bad.  I'll give a rich guy the benefit of the doubt anytime! I wonder what  really happened that day! I'm sure it would surprise us, Do you think she will get a lot of money out of all this and return to Africa and live out the rest of her, short life as some kind of a celebrity for having brought the rich European down??

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 01:26 | 1312080 Transformer
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He's been set up.  He predicted he would be, just like this, in an interview just a week before it happened.  And this gem, a man who has just committed assault and rape and is trying to escape, calls the hotel from the airport to tell them he left his cell phone and would they please forward it to him?

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 06:53 | 1312380 schizo321437
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If you read about him and his reputation some time ago, you might have had an epiphany and realised how to destroy him. The public are such firm believers in DNA, and they can`t get over their class resentment.


The Liberation article was made up though. It came out after the allegations. It`s weak because it can be taken either way.

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 08:41 | 1312612 trav7777
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lol...I can't believe the numbers of people rushing to his defense or when a crooked oligarch scumbag gets busted, assuming that it was some vast conspiracy to set him up.

News flash:  the guy engaged in illegal behavior just like Spritzer did. 

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 12:03 | 1313389 ToNYC
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I've heard an agent running advance payments through the Guinean wronged woman's book rights is actually paying for his digs.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 20:56 | 1311199 Josh Randall
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That's how the Illuminati roll - get baked down in public but live like a King behind the scenes. Whether he was set-up or not, I hope someone $h!ts on his pizza when people find out he's their newest tenant

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 21:13 | 1311264 ??
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so where exactly  did Ms S-K get her billions from??




Wed, 05/25/2011 - 21:02 | 1311210 uno
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I fell sorry for the stuffed animals, they are gonna be raped senseless.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 20:59 | 1311213 Korrath
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Jesus H. Christ.  His wife paid for this?


She does know what happened, right?  I mean, even if he turns out to have been set up and the whole sordid affair was consenual ( I'm not saying it was )...I would still imagine that sticking your penis in the maid's mouth would be considered uncouth by the wife, if not outright fucking vulgar.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 21:03 | 1311232 Ben Dover
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Actually I think this was paid for by about a dozen African countries. 

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 21:05 | 1311241 knukles
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The fine line between uncouth and vulgar is illuminated (snigger) by whether said penis was inserted into a (as in any) rectal cavity, first.

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 00:28 | 1311965 dhengineer
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Jeez, my wife won't even let me date, let alone do something like this.  If I was in his preDICKament, she wouldn't buy me a house.  Instead, I'd have to sleep with one eye open and wear an industrial-strength cod-piece 100 percent of the time...

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 21:03 | 1311218 Mad Max
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So this is better than Rikers Island, huh?

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 21:03 | 1311219 RobotTrader
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I told 'ya guys this Plutocrat was going to get off easy....

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 21:08 | 1311246 Ben Dover
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and you was right.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 21:17 | 1311274 Trillax
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... and I don't think anyone disagreed. How's those assless chaps and/or Footlocker doing? I mean really.

Who has gone into a Foot Locker since you could wear 'Hypercolor' and fart different colors?

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 22:37 | 1311579 disabledvet
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i think that was the maid's original complaint actually:  "he got off WAY to easy."  and then after a thoughtful silence the police were about to ask...but then she screamed "AND THEN HE...

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 21:03 | 1311221 knukles
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Nice job for a socialist if one can get it.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 21:03 | 1311231 Spalding_Smailes
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Pussy Galore

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 21:06 | 1311249 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Ok, so, I was thinking...everybody thinks this was a setup, including DSK, as he had said months ago that Sarkozy would set him up as a rapist.  Then why did he not travel with his wife?  I would have had my wife with me wherever I went.  I would have had her in that hotel room with me, that is for sure.  So I got to thinking, is he on the take?  Was he blackmailed?  I am just saying, because once again, if he knew they were gunning for him, why was he acting so lame and traveling solo?

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 21:34 | 1311320 knukles
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" he on the take?"

" he on the take?"

As head of the IMF, a global bankster's bankster with no official oversight by anybody or anything which even gives a rats ass?  Head of an organization which systematically even by the Rothschild's own words, "enslaves with debt", rapes and pillages whole entire fucking countries, redistributing the riches to developed world governments and the rich and powerful.  Imagine the freedom of unquestioned wire transfers to and from, through a non-audited international supra-national bank.  No different than the Fed or any other such institution with no oversight.

The power and magic of sending money unquestioned to or from any where in the world.  Where the fuck do all those peanut farmer third and fourth world dictators who are weaning their countries on the IMF teat send their money to?  IMF funds?  Anybody wanna bet who gets cuts of the pirated loot?  Just another conspiracy theory, another meaningless fantasy, another novella in the history of mankind.

" he on the take?"

Fuck no.

He was on the take.

Who, for example is gunning for Greece's gold reserves?  The EBC and IMF.  They want the shit as collateral, knowing full well that the borrower (Greece) is going to go belly, subsequent to having been jammed with additional debt. 

Ever fucking heard of Fraudulent Conveyance?

Was he on the fucking take?


In the interest of full disclosure, I have never met DSK, never worked for the IMF, do not know his wife, I am not aware that I would, do or don't know any of his other victims, couldn't care less about getting a job there or in any other similar institution, have never to my knowledge benefited directly of indirectly through any IMF program, and don't even like the fucking French because as an Anglo, got pissed upon by the arrogant little pricks one too many times.  And no, it's not a resentment, just plain fucking Karma, dude.


Wed, 05/25/2011 - 21:49 | 1311416 nmewn
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"As head of the IMF, a global bankster's bankster with no official oversight by anybody or anything which even gives a rats ass?"

Warming up the me me, da da da...

"Head of an organization which systematically even by the Rothschild's own words, "enslaves with debt", rapes and pillages whole entire fucking countries, redistributing the riches to developed world governments and the rich and powerful."

La la me me...

"Imagine the freedom of unquestioned wire transfers to and from, through a non-audited international supra-national bank.  No different than the Fed or any other such institution with no oversight."

Figaro, fiiigaaarooo!!!


Wed, 05/25/2011 - 22:01 | 1311453 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Good rant, but I think you missed my point.  My question is, did someone say they would kill his family and kill him unless a spectacle was made of his nature.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 22:10 | 1311473 knukles
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I apologize.  I did miss that.  By a mile.  But had fun going down the path I'd chosen.

Oh, and about him getting knocked off?  You just gave me an idea!
Yeah, if he knows too much and gets the old El Pissoed at either being set up or not being bailed out with a mere slap on the hand, there could be many who might think he'd possibly be too big a song bird for their good. 

Yeah, a right bloody Ramond Chandler novel.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 22:18 | 1311501 nmewn
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Personally, I think he cares about his family as much as he cared about the maid.

Prolly jus me though ;-)

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 22:42 | 1311588 disabledvet
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you know it's real "when they think it's a set up."  I actually had to apologize to myself for thinking he might have been innocent.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 21:11 | 1311266 Trillax
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With that cinema setup, the porn should feel real life. Perhaps some maid-inspired titles?

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 21:15 | 1311283 JustACitizen
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How would you like to be the housekeeper? I don't think all of those gleaming surfaces are maintained by the little woman... Maybe as a political wife she was just relieved that he was getting his jollies elsewhere...

Or, maybe MrsDSK hired someone named "Edgar" to handle it though...

Ah to be obscenely wealthy and oh so continental...

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 21:20 | 1311292 nmewn
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Munch munch munch...

"Damn it sure is good to be married to a billionairess, who will do everything in her power from preventing her husband's improprieties from spilling over into her own social scene."

LOL!!!...cough...hack...gag...a kept man bitchez!!! ;-)


Wed, 05/25/2011 - 21:20 | 1311297 redarrow
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Relax, its really not worth the 14 million. Not to come off like a complete ass here but there are nicer places to be had for that kind of money.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 21:30 | 1311340 wretch
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You came off like a complete ass there.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 21:40 | 1311379 Ahmeexnal
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Yep, Greece is selling the island of Lesbos for 12 million.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 22:03 | 1311447 Sophist Economicus
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Great idea -- sic him on the Lesbos!

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 21:28 | 1311331 zaknick
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DSK blamed Putin for the setup-Putin sec issued official denial. He's guarded by the same bunch who guarded Madoff -you dont entrust your sec to just anyone. Noticed that his Putin jab didn't get much airtime on the KKK MSM -same people he pissed off with his bancor talk.

Glenn Beck is pure Goebbelian evil. Amazing to see somthimg like that on TV. Interesting times.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 21:30 | 1311339 tom a taxpayer
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Maybe DSK will suffer from being locked up 24/7 with his dumbass wife.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 21:31 | 1311348 I am a Man I am...
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let her throw her money away on his rapin' cheatin' ass, the quicker it gets out of her hands the better we all are

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 21:36 | 1311364 gwar5
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A naked, and wrinkly, DSK: "Don't you know who I am?"

Maid: "Er... Bill Clinton? ....Al Gore? .... (running) I know you can't be Teddy Kennedy so I give up!"

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 21:56 | 1311426 obelisks
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Am i missing something ?  surely all of this is only temporary until the guilty verdict

and then back to the real world of orange jumpsuits ?

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 21:54 | 1311433 justtotaketheedgeoff
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Was that place designed to look like the interior of an airport on purpose?  Even the bathroom looks like an airport restroom. Oh well, I'm not an urban sophisticate so I don't know much about this stuff.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 22:04 | 1311450 ThisIsBob
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Can we get a couple of shots of the maid's quarters?

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 22:02 | 1311455 alien-IQ
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That has got to be the swankest "prison" (holding cell?) in history. Pablo Escobar would be jealous.

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