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Presenting Heliopolis Presidential Palace

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Wonder where the 3 million strong crowd is going? Wonder no more. It is going here (Mapquest link - add 60 minutes for traffic):

Heliopolis Presidential Palace.

The palace is located about 15 miles from Tahrir. We give the crowd 4-5 hours until they reach. Should be there just after dinner time... Time to DVR Jersey Shore.

Also, if anyone is lost, here are directions from Tahrir Square to Heliopolis:

Al Tahrir Sq.
Egypt
1. Head south on Al Tahrir Sq. toward Al Tahrir
 
140 m
2. Exit the traffic circle onto Talat Harb Rd
 
400 m
3. At Talaat Harb Sq., take the 1st exit onto Kasr Al Nile
 
400 m
4. Turn left at Sharif Basha
 
180 m
5. Take the 1st right onto Abd Al Khalek Sarwat
 
450 m
6. Slight left at Nafak Al Azhar
 
2.8 km
7. Continue onto Salah Salem
 
800 m
8. Slight left at Kobri Al Fangari
 
800 m
9. Continue onto Salah Salem
 
1.3 km
10. Keep left at the fork
 
550 m
11. Continue onto Salah Salem
 
3.0 km
12. Slight left at Nafak Al Orouba
 
650 m
13. Continue onto Al Oroba
 
400 m
14. Slight left to stay on Al Oroba
 
300 m
15. Turn right at Abd Al Salam Zaki
 
300 m
16. Take the 3rd right onto Ezoris
 
94 m
17. Turn left at Al Thawra
 
300 m
18. Turn right at Al Sayegh
 
89 m
19. Take the 1st left onto Al Somal
 
12 m
Heliopolis
Cairo, Egypt

 

 

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Thu, 02/10/2011 - 22:30 | 951867 dick cheneys ghost
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wikileaks: egyptian police trained at quantico/fbi 

 

http://nakedempire.wordpress.com/

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 02:40 | 952207 StychoKiller
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Does that training include what to do after lightin' off all your ammo (and STILL being in a target-rich environment?)

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 14:27 | 953429 slewie the pi-rat
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up to yer ass in alleyg8r's?  invite em over to haggai's hash shop 4  a cup of tea, and slip evryone a brownie with a gram of the blonde 'baked into it', already.

then, let the cameros roll!

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 22:30 | 951873 Yen Cross
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 What is the difference between a contental flight and a multicontenintal direction? A hint. It's not syllables.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 22:39 | 951901 Misean
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Dunno, but it's gotta be more pleasant than an incontinent flight.

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 01:13 | 952131 snowball777
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Depends.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 22:36 | 951890 HungrySeagull
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*Yawns.

 

We move millions to work twice a day every day by every possible means in the USA.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 22:45 | 951913 franzpick
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Good live local news from http://www.facebook.com/elshaheeed.co.uk
We are all Khaled Said: -------About 2000 protesters are at the presidential palace. ------One protester tweeted saying "There is no violence, everyone is calm & Army is co-operative. Thousands are now outside the state TV building and planning to spend the night there. Tahrir square remains full of protesters who are not leaving it." -------------If public assembly is made to turn violent and protesters are best retreating to their homes, what effect will more  MubMen rhetoric have on a  nationwide "at home" sit-in, a work-strike that brings Egypt to a national -economic shutdown ?? 

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 22:49 | 951924 thebark
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RELEASE THE CRACKIN !!!!!

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 22:51 | 951929 Bigger Dickus
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These poor guys will get crushed and by tomorrow morning the regime will have become even more dictatorial. Here's a tip you stupid Egyptian sheeple: next time you found a country don't give up your guns.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 22:51 | 951932 Rodent Freikorps
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Take a couple of minutes to contemplate the truly important stuff.

There is something about this girl. Can't quite put my finger on it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1T3PXjpiuk

 

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 23:08 | 951950 Pure Evil
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You definitely titillated my wavering 15 second attention span.

I could see a Viagra induced pump and dump all over her Usagi.

But, I can bet you could put your fingers in it, oooh....stanky Usagi fingers!

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 23:04 | 951959 Bigger Dickus
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Holy shit. I would give up all my hobbies to motorboat that all day long.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 23:40 | 952015 ebworthen
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It's the cleavage, and the mascara, and the eyes, oh...and the red lips, the jet black hair.  She is channeling Cleopatra, who seduced Antony.

Funny how Rome and Egypt are still intertwined.

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 00:28 | 952085 Nikao7
Fri, 02/11/2011 - 00:48 | 952105 TruthInSunshine
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Screw you guys.

How TF am I supposed to concentrate on a revolution when you're peddling that eye candy?

WTF.

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 01:12 | 952129 snowball777
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Pretend Hosni is gonna take the boobies away?

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 23:05 | 951936 Rodent Freikorps
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Damned double. Fine.

Mynxy 2.

What is Minxy? Miss Hannah Minx answers!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VkRiovdl-A&feature=related

 

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 23:11 | 951967 Bigger Dickus
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Nice going asshole. Now I'm gonna waste the next few hours watching her videos and looking at her awesome rocking tits instead of working on my project bike.

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 03:19 | 952229 robertocarlos
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Not me. I'm going to have some chocoretto keki.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 23:15 | 951971 Pure Evil
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Minxy's what you see once you've achieved position soixante-neuf with her Usagi.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 23:20 | 951984 gwar5
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James Turk on KWN, says there is extreme backwardation in silver to 2015 and expects a massive short squeeze. He anticipates much higher prices towards end of month expiries.

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He even speculates it is so severe it may result in the big bank short manipulators to possibly declare a force majeure for government protection. Gold to follow. Now that's bullish!

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 00:08 | 952061 Zero Govt
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the parasites always try to cling onto power long as they can, maybe by the 5th protest of 3 million people they'll get the fuking message!!!

..hopefully it'll weaken the resolve of the European and American parasites so when we come out they'll F off quicker before we turn them all into jail-bait and join Madoff in the slammer

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 00:14 | 952071 TruthInSunshine
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Can't we organize a 3 million man march on The Federal Reserve?

That's only 1% of the American Population, and if all male, 2%.

Surely, 2% of males in the U.S. would enjoy unleashing their grievances on Bernanke, Sack & Frost, no?

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 00:49 | 952109 Misean
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Uh, you think you can find 2% of the population who knows who any of those people are?

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 01:09 | 952126 Drater
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Have you seen the latest episode of "Ow My Balls"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_4jrMwvZ2A

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 02:06 | 952185 Misean
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I have now. Short and sweet.

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 01:10 | 952127 snowball777
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LIBERTARIAN PARTY

2008 (Barr) 0.4% (45 states)
2004 (Badnarik) 0.3% (48 states plus DC)
2000 (Browne) 0.4% (49 states plus DC, plus Smith in Arizona)
1996 (Browne) 0.5% (50 states plus DC)
1992 (Marrou) 0.3% (50 states plus DC)
1988 (Paul) 0.5% (46 states plus DC)

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 05:37 | 952284 downwiththebanks
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DOWN WITH GENOCIDE

DOWN WITH AUSTRIAN SCHOOL GHOULS

DOWN WITH LIBERTARIAN-REPUBLICANISM

Junked

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 14:20 | 953483 slewie the pi-rat
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go green, velcro fly.  i voted 4 nadir.  pls don't embareass me w/ the results.

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 01:08 | 952125 bob_dabolina
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My daddy always told me to never quit.

Mubarak = My Hero

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 01:11 | 952128 snowball777
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And where's your daddy now?

Quitter!

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 01:54 | 952178 CustomersMan
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     News: Saudi King Abdullah, dies of heart attack, brother to assume power.

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 02:34 | 952201 skippy
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Remember this gem..um.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV7Ha3VDbzE

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 03:01 | 952208 Apocalypse Now
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Do you see the resemblance?  Mubarak is De Niro, De Niro is Mubarak.

Right now he is standing in front of the mirror in Heliopolis Palace talking on the phone to Leon P. and Barrack:

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?

- Taxi Driver

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 03:16 | 952228 robertocarlos
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"It takes a long time to pack $70 billion into suitcases." LOL

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 04:44 | 952262 ivars
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Yesterday Mubarak gave huge chance for more instability and extremism in the Arab world by not removing himself from the office. It will have repercussions all over the Middle East and directly worsen the USA geopolitical situation.

I still continue to see in conjunction with an economic double dip a possibility for a third party to take over the USA in next presidential and House/Senate elections. And it will be most likely Tea Party, since no one else offers alternative to crony capitalism currently ruling the USA. May be there will appear some more leftist groups, but I feel they will have weak footing in the USA given that leftist agenda with the help of the FED will not solve the economic problems during current administration, just make them worse.

And it has nothing to do with intellectuality or BIG ideas. Its obvious that centralization of ideas and planning is not a thing USA is good at, nor will ever be. It has to return to its roots of individual entrepreneurship and independent spirit to rely on its people , middle class practical strengths in adverse geopolitical environment and terrible economic situation. Hopefully no New Deal II, that would finish the USA.

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 05:49 | 952289 ivars
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Military just shitted on the people in their announcement No.2.

Now it will get violent.

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 05:52 | 952292 ivars
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Military just shitted on the people in their announcement No.2.

Now it will get violent.

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 12:33 | 952972 TruthInSunshine
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This reminds me of the Hopium in the air when Obama came out like Caesar after winning the election for POTUS in 2008.

'Hope & Change,' he proclaimed boldly from his ornate, Greco-Roman stage!

Obama's Big Sellout: The president has packed his economic team with Wall Street Insiders


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