Presenting Sheen's Korner And #Winning (Update: #Losing)

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Sat, 03/05/2011 - 23:06 | 1022829 Rahm
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Wild Thing FTW!

Sat, 03/05/2011 - 23:52 | 1022899 asdasmos
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Greenspan on Gold's Rise - CNBC 4/3/11

Sun, 03/06/2011 - 14:34 | 1023804 Malcolm Tucker
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I would rather watch an Al Jazeera interview with activist hacker group Anonymous:


Sun, 03/06/2011 - 20:07 | 1024592 SparkyvonBellagio
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Sheen's pissed off the Warlocks now. LOLLLLLLLL

Sat, 03/05/2011 - 23:03 | 1022830 Concentrated po...
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nero is fiddling...

Sat, 03/05/2011 - 23:05 | 1022833 Yen Cross
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You are all a bunch of smegma filled whimps! Come on it's the weekend! We can have some fun. Brent /Walrus spreads! LMAO

Sun, 03/06/2011 - 00:14 | 1022955 Aristarchan
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Ok...I am with you, if we can find some time to discuss the relevance of the post-collision trajectories of Higgins Bosons to the non-dimensional moving average of Pork bellies in Muslim countries.

Sun, 03/06/2011 - 01:19 | 1023067 Yen Cross
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I apologise for the late response. The trajectory I'm tracking is the last flight of the space shuttle, and the ass kissing we are doing with the Russian Maffia! Please tell me I'm wrong!

Sun, 03/06/2011 - 01:29 | 1023074 Aristarchan
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Well, if I was Sheening here, I would tell you that the Russian Mob is actually financing the International Space Station at the behest of the Trilaleral Comission in order to use Russian weather manipulation technology to enhance the wheat crop in the US and Canada to bring prices down so Russia can import cheap wheat so they can switch their crops to the Coca plant in order to leverage their ability to capture the Sheen market on blow. Does this make sense? No. Fuck no, That is why it is called Sheening.

Sun, 03/06/2011 - 01:35 | 1023084 Yen Cross
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What about NSW and south Queensland? They run 4-5 wheat cycles per anum. Yes the floods were horrific but wheat is a good bounce back crop.

Sun, 03/06/2011 - 01:41 | 1023090 Aristarchan
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You are not Sheening are trying to be sensible and logical. Or...are you? what the fuck do I know about Aussie wheat?

Sun, 03/06/2011 - 02:00 | 1023105 Yen Cross
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Hey, I'm on your side. I try to be Logical, and sensible for practical purposes. The coco crop is your thing. That is a tropical crop, last time I checked. You are the fortuitous one! With all respect. Enlighten me.

Sun, 03/06/2011 - 02:12 | 1023115 Aristarchan
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You are in all aspects correct. I was Sheening...talking nonsense. Total fucking bullshit. This thread was about Charlie Sheen, so I was running an experiment of talking Sheenisms....sorry, I think you were trying to have a reasonable conversation.

Sun, 03/06/2011 - 02:22 | 1023122 Yen Cross
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I was playing with you, in a small way! What is Sheening? Is that your idea? It's ok if it is .I like it! You are smart and articulate. I enjoy conversing with you. On a REAL note watch the Sydney fixing in 12 hours.

Sun, 03/06/2011 - 08:26 | 1023274 tradewithdave
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I'm disappointed that you're not acknowledging the sensitivity of the National Pork Board in their announcement yesterday of a fresh slogan to replace "The Other White Meat" with "Pork: Be Inspired" and its impact on future sales.  Now food serves as not only a necessity but also as spiritual inspiration while 30% of the global food supply is based on synthetic nitrogen created from thin air by the likes of Koch Bros.  Please re-run the Haber-Bosch numbers based on current natural gas prices.  A pig's still gotta eat.   

Dave Harrison

Sun, 03/06/2011 - 09:45 | 1023331 New_Meat
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Yep, "the other white meat" was so confusing.

Sun, 03/06/2011 - 13:41 | 1023678 Flakmeister
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BTW... that's Higgs Bosons..I spent many a year on that big-game hunt..

Sat, 03/05/2011 - 23:10 | 1022838 Yen Cross
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Lets ignite the death club? Lets toss the dice on a Lindsey/Charlie hookup in Mel Gibsons Bungalow. Lets have fun! I'll play monopoly.

Sat, 03/05/2011 - 23:55 | 1022917 Michael
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Four Locos add 2 Excedrin. Same as before.

Sun, 03/06/2011 - 01:17 | 1023066 Alienated Serf
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Michael, a few days ago I mocked you for bringing up Charlie Sheen.  Looks like you were ahead of the curve.  

I'm kinda of shocked this got posted...

Sun, 03/06/2011 - 12:14 | 1023494 Michael
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20/20 interview 9 million viewers broke all records. Sheen is box office $ returns.

I make things happen worldwide. I got the "Fall of the House of Saud" discussion started too.

Look for "Project BLS Mayhem" next. I planted the seeds for that last night.

Sun, 03/06/2011 - 19:08 | 1024452 Alienated Serf
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so does the cia pay you in gold, silver or frn's?

Sat, 03/05/2011 - 23:12 | 1022840 Aristarchan
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The only Webcast of Charlie Sheen's I would watch would be him hanging himself.

Sat, 03/05/2011 - 23:53 | 1022908 MayIMommaDogFac...
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I think they're gonna try that out on some episode.  WINNING!

Sun, 03/06/2011 - 00:11 | 1022949 Aristarchan
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And, maybe they will have an episode where they all wear bad hats...whoops, sorry, just noticed yours.;)

Sun, 03/06/2011 - 01:01 | 1023039 Alienated Serf
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Sun, 03/06/2011 - 15:00 | 1023854 flattrader
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The whole episode with him is like a slow motion car wreck.

You know you shouldn't look, yet you feel compelled to anyway...the human fascination with gore.

Sat, 03/05/2011 - 23:22 | 1022853 Bananamerican
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Sat, 03/05/2011 - 23:38 | 1022874 Yen Cross
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Come on in and have some of Chefs salty chocolate Balls.

Sun, 03/06/2011 - 02:44 | 1023135 Bananamerican
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is Sheen showing us the way forward?

i mean, americans are already pretty fucking self absorbed but this is narcissism cubed

Sat, 03/05/2011 - 23:25 | 1022858 Judge Judy Scheinlok
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Why can't I get ratings like that!? Is it because I'm Jew?

Sat, 03/05/2011 - 23:35 | 1022873 Id fight Gandhi
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You need Adonis dna. Only he has it.

Sun, 03/06/2011 - 00:36 | 1022992 Fish Gone Bad
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Not only do you need Adonis DNA, but you also need tiger's blood, and the luck of the Irish.

Sat, 03/05/2011 - 23:41 | 1022878 Yen Cross
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Where do you want your propellor sent? Hell my last name is Jewish. My best friend is Jewish. I buy his family gifts at Christmas. I'm christian for Christs sake! Have some fun.

Sat, 03/05/2011 - 23:57 | 1022922 Michael
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Jewish nepotism is dead.

Sat, 03/05/2011 - 23:27 | 1022860 Long-John-Silver
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I fear my brain would freeze if I watched that crap.

Sun, 03/06/2011 - 00:14 | 1022959 Careless Whisper
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i guess you didn't like wayne's world either

Sun, 03/06/2011 - 00:37 | 1022996 Fish Gone Bad
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That AMC Pacer had to have been the most poorly thought out car.  Oh well, party on Wayne, party on Garth.

Sat, 03/05/2011 - 23:42 | 1022881 Misean
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So, soon I'll hear the clatter of four horsemen echoing across the crimson sky...And I just popped the extended LotR disk in.

Sat, 03/05/2011 - 23:45 | 1022885 Yen Cross
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You are the wiseman. I'm really appreciating your input (more and more) Lets have some fun. Screw P/C!

Sat, 03/05/2011 - 23:49 | 1022891 Aristarchan
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I figure about this time Martin Sheen is considering changing his name to Estevez or something.

Sat, 03/05/2011 - 23:54 | 1022909 Yen Cross
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Martin Sheen is the  bottom of the left side of your screen. He apexes @ the neckline and decends into the past. Charlie is a nut, but that boy is driven. He gets extra credit for that!

Sat, 03/05/2011 - 23:56 | 1022919 Aristarchan
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Yeah...he is driven all right, the question is, who is doing the driving?

Sun, 03/06/2011 - 09:50 | 1023336 New_Meat
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Martin had his own "issues." e.g.

Sun, 03/06/2011 - 00:11 | 1022892 lynnybee
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Sat, 03/05/2011 - 23:51 | 1022893 benb
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Crazy stuff. Don't care to watch it. Don't watch his TV show either. Actually don't watch any TV at all. But I like Charlie Sheen. So he blew up on some interviews while going through withdrawals... like I care. PUBLICITY. Who's watching it? What I would watch is The OJ Jailbreak. Hell I'd even set my 50" Plasma back up for that one. It could go on for weeks. The whole planet could be looted and no one would care.

Sat, 03/05/2011 - 23:50 | 1022895 Fearless Rick
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Sat, 03/05/2011 - 23:52 | 1022906 Misean
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Sat, 03/05/2011 - 23:56 | 1022915 MayIMommaDogFac...
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+$20 and some arm-and-hammer

Sun, 03/06/2011 - 00:41 | 1023001 Fish Gone Bad
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When Charlie Sheen dies, someone will dig him up just so they can smoke him to get high.

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