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Presenting Sheen's Korner And #Winning (Update: #Losing)
And now, for a break from our regularly scheduled Fed-bashing programming. The latest social phenomenon is 85k viewers in and rising at 1k per 30 seconds. Time for a new iBorg?
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Wild Thing FTW!
Greenspan on Gold's Rise - CNBC 4/3/11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r13hACqxj0
I would rather watch an Al Jazeera interview with activist hacker group Anonymous:
http://fedupmontrealer.blogspot.com/2011/03/anonymous-interview-on-al-jazeera.html
Sheen's pissed off the Warlocks now. LOLLLLLLLL
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/03/06/witch-community-upset-sh...
nero is fiddling...
You are all a bunch of smegma filled whimps! Come on it's the weekend! We can have some fun. Brent /Walrus spreads! LMAO
Ok...I am with you, if we can find some time to discuss the relevance of the post-collision trajectories of Higgins Bosons to the non-dimensional moving average of Pork bellies in Muslim countries.
I apologise for the late response. The trajectory I'm tracking is the last flight of the space shuttle, and the ass kissing we are doing with the Russian Maffia! Please tell me I'm wrong!
Well, if I was Sheening here, I would tell you that the Russian Mob is actually financing the International Space Station at the behest of the Trilaleral Comission in order to use Russian weather manipulation technology to enhance the wheat crop in the US and Canada to bring prices down so Russia can import cheap wheat so they can switch their crops to the Coca plant in order to leverage their ability to capture the Sheen market on blow. Does this make sense? No. Fuck no, That is why it is called Sheening.
What about NSW and south Queensland? They run 4-5 wheat cycles per anum. Yes the floods were horrific but wheat is a good bounce back crop.
You are not Sheening here....you are trying to be sensible and logical. Or...are you? what the fuck do I know about Aussie wheat?
Hey, I'm on your side. I try to be Logical, and sensible for practical purposes. The coco crop is your thing. That is a tropical crop, last time I checked. You are the fortuitous one! With all respect. Enlighten me.
You are in all aspects correct. I was Sheening...talking nonsense. Total fucking bullshit. This thread was about Charlie Sheen, so I was running an experiment of talking Sheenisms....sorry, I think you were trying to have a reasonable conversation.
I was playing with you, in a small way! What is Sheening? Is that your idea? It's ok if it is .I like it! You are smart and articulate. I enjoy conversing with you. On a REAL note watch the Sydney fixing in 12 hours.
I'm disappointed that you're not acknowledging the sensitivity of the National Pork Board in their announcement yesterday of a fresh slogan to replace "The Other White Meat" with "Pork: Be Inspired" and its impact on future sales. Now food serves as not only a necessity but also as spiritual inspiration while 30% of the global food supply is based on synthetic nitrogen created from thin air by the likes of Koch Bros. Please re-run the Haber-Bosch numbers based on current natural gas prices. A pig's still gotta eat.
Dave Harrison
www.tradewithdave.com
Yep, "the other white meat" was so confusing.
BTW... that's Higgs Bosons..I spent many a year on that big-game hunt..
Lets ignite the death club? Lets toss the dice on a Lindsey/Charlie hookup in Mel Gibsons Bungalow. Lets have fun! I'll play monopoly.
Four Locos add 2 Excedrin. Same as before.
Michael, a few days ago I mocked you for bringing up Charlie Sheen. Looks like you were ahead of the curve.
I'm kinda of shocked this got posted...
20/20 interview 9 million viewers broke all records. Sheen is box office $ returns.
I make things happen worldwide. I got the "Fall of the House of Saud" discussion started too.
Look for "Project BLS Mayhem" next. I planted the seeds for that last night.
so does the cia pay you in gold, silver or frn's?
The only Webcast of Charlie Sheen's I would watch would be him hanging himself.
I think they're gonna try that out on some episode. WINNING!
And, maybe they will have an episode where they all wear bad hats...whoops, sorry, just noticed yours.;)
word.
Agreed.
The whole episode with him is like a slow motion car wreck.
You know you shouldn't look, yet you feel compelled to anyway...the human fascination with gore.
wtf
Come on in and have some of Chefs salty chocolate Balls.
is Sheen showing us the way forward?
i mean, americans are already pretty fucking self absorbed but this is narcissism cubed
Why can't I get ratings like that!? Is it because I'm Jew?
You need Adonis dna. Only he has it.
Not only do you need Adonis DNA, but you also need tiger's blood, and the luck of the Irish.
Where do you want your propellor sent? Hell my last name is Jewish. My best friend is Jewish. I buy his family gifts at Christmas. I'm christian for Christs sake! Have some fun.
Jewish nepotism is dead.
I fear my brain would freeze if I watched that crap.
i guess you didn't like wayne's world either
That AMC Pacer had to have been the most poorly thought out car. Oh well, party on Wayne, party on Garth.
So, soon I'll hear the clatter of four horsemen echoing across the crimson sky...And I just popped the extended LotR disk in.
You are the wiseman. I'm really appreciating your input (more and more) Lets have some fun. Screw P/C!
I figure about this time Martin Sheen is considering changing his name to Estevez or something.
Martin Sheen is the bottom of the left side of your screen. He apexes @ the neckline and decends into the past. Charlie is a nut, but that boy is driven. He gets extra credit for that!
Yeah...he is driven all right, the question is, who is doing the driving?
Martin had his own "issues." e.g.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD1jkBL6NwA
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Crazy stuff. Don't care to watch it. Don't watch his TV show either. Actually don't watch any TV at all. But I like Charlie Sheen. So he blew up on some interviews while going through withdrawals... like I care. PUBLICITY. Who's watching it? What I would watch is The OJ Jailbreak. Hell I'd even set my 50" Plasma back up for that one. It could go on for weeks. The whole planet could be looted and no one would care.
FREE CHARLIE SHEEN!
FREE BASE CHARLIE SHEEN!
+$20 and some arm-and-hammer
When Charlie Sheen dies, someone will dig him up just so they can smoke him to get high.
Keith Richards is into snorting the dead....there's really not much to add after that.
Someone will smoke Keith Richard's drug filled corpse when he is dead.
Read his bio. He rocks!
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Charlie's in the ME to do all the Sykes-Picot lines. Whoosh. (F-18)
worse things have been done (by a preacher's progeny, no less)....seriously twisted
http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2010/07/alexander_gru.php
Wisconsin....I am not surprised.
Armand Hammer. Occidental Petroleum! Russian magnate! I liked the man and was sorry to see him pass many years ago. Thanks for keeping his name alive.
I worked with his son once; dumb as a post.
If I could bump your comment I would...LOL +1
Tiger Blood, Bitchez!!
Tiger Blood, Bitchez!!
Watching Carlos Sheen is cool. Enjoy.
But, if there's just one person out there who is looking for something else to watch, something rather the opposite of Sheen's BS (note: his BS is the "good" kind of BS, that involves fresh BS that makes you laugh)...
...then I recommend that you might sample the "Evidence of Revision" series.
http://www.google.com/search?q=evidence+of+revision+conspiratus+ubiquitu...
It's divided into 6 major parts, each part being ~2hrs in duration.
Parts 1, 2, and 3 are about JFK.
Part 4 is about RFK.
Part 5 is split between RFK and Jonestown.
Part 6 is about MLK.
I downloaded this series via torrent about a year ago. It's pretty legit.
I can't find any torrents to it working anymore, but here's a YouTube playlist with all of it:
http://www.youtube.com/user/awfultin#grid/user/59FAB93A1ECA20AF
Watch whatever blows your hair back, Charlie Sheen included, but I recommend watching at least part 5 of Evidence of Revision, since it is a sneak preview of what is coming soon to a major developed country near you.
the name of the show should be "gettin stoned with Charlie".. or something close to that.
Or maybe "getting dumbed down with Carlos."
I'd go with "The Sheening"
The pressure keeps building, then the whole thing blows sky high.
hehe :)
Someone should be watching Jon Cryer, as he has to be thinking about killing himself
He is just fine Owen Wilson will save him!
+1
um...i like that
I'm going for a run on the beach. Santa Anas this weekend. Work this thread, and have fun doing it. Who knows? Charlie might show up.
Why in God's name would you run? Do you anticipate somebody chasing you?:)
I always wanted to run a marathon. But I figured I could never get a bear to chase me that long.
pods
If you owned a home on the beach, after a lot of rain. Wouldn't you get some exercise?
No bears! Just that damn dog that shit in my pool!
That is obviously a very discriminating animal:)
Funny thing, it's gender specific. That little tootsie roll plopping neuroficus plops on demand when the ladies are around. I guess the kibble patrol is back on! Don't bite the hand that feeds you. More importantly! Don't SHIT in my pool!
I can understand a man drawing the line against shitting in his pool. The problem here is obvious....he has sexually aroused irritable bowel syndrome. He sees all those fine azz bitchez hanging their racks out around your dunk-and-dive, and he gets all horned up and jittery and well...instead of humping a leg or nuzzling a clump, he lets go a load in the pool. It is a common problem with dogs as well as male humans. What you better do is get down on your sun-drenched pool apron and pray to whatever God controls canine colonic function that he does not suffer diarrhea during one of these unfortunate incidents..like human males do.
Family. No interest in that crap. I wish!!!
Well...you know dogs....they may be discriminating, but they do not discriminate when it comes to acting out.
Hence the Caddy Shack remark. The dog-legged the Baby Ruth into the pool. Enjoy your weekend.
Caddy Shack?!?! Man I thought you two were talking labrador.
LMAO!
Why would you run? Dude go watch Zombieland - rule #1 CARDIO
Someone is paying for his peruvian pipeloads to distract. tedious tedious tedious tedious
I will overlook some unusual humor cuz Charlie has taken the red pill; like me. He is against the NWO/banksters/assorted shitheads...so he is OK.
Man that ain't the only pill he took. :)
Did he actually say anything? I held on for 8 minutes. I really wish I had that 8 minutes back.
Maybe we could make this like bull riding? See how long people can hold on?
pods
I held on only long enough to see he needed a cue card for "Welcome to Sheen's Corner!"
...oh Charlie
This isn't a multiple choice (parlay) Have some fun you Awnry little buggar! I know you are smart. Cut loose a bit.
You know smart people don't have fun, Yen...well, okay, maybe in "Real Genius." I am just disappointed he did not have a check box from "totally irrelevant."
I thought Milton was both funny and creative.
I'd like to see a 1% reserve requirement on Charlie Sheen for bullshit.
I.e., he should have to back up at least 1% of the hyperbolic shit he says.
http://www.twitter.com/charliesheen
this had to be a test by Tyler. those of you who are all for watching charlie sheen will be pitchforked in the near future.
Well shit, how is he going to invest in the best blow, bitchez and cribs if he has to tie up 1% in some bullshit reserve requirement? Wait...are you one of these guys with no sense of propriety who want BANKS to tie up a bunch of their fun-money in some reserve gig to mitigate risk against their insane derivatives trades?
look how many times you commented on this... go get laid and drop the hater envy
I'm smiling. I will settle for retarded. Thanks for your thoughts.
Could you drive a six inch spike through a 2x4 with your penis?
Charlie Sheen could.
Just ask him.
I would love to see an analysis of @CharlieSheen's (currently) 1.777 million followers. I wonder if 95% of them are guys hoping to catch a glimpse of his roommate / goddesses in the background nude. Hell, why else would you follow him? Certainly not to learn about his life which is otherwise filled with equal parts idiocy, lunacy, sadness, and unadulterated drivel.
My guess is it would reveal that they - like him - confuse real life with TV roles.
It's been nine minutes since my last post. His page now says 1.848 million followers. His life is going asymptotic. I'd say it's time to short Sheen, but I wouldn't want to jump in front of that bus---sort of like silver.
People are feeding his psychosis. This is going to end up in two possible ways - both bad, he is either going dirt nap, or will become president.
Doing both simultaneaously would be a whoot.
Well, I can think of many circumstances where that would haven been a goo.....no, wait, the Secret Service monitors this site. Never mind.
I hope the Secret Cervix has a sense of humor, otherwise I am sooooooo screwed.
Well, they have some cervixs' that are on the payroll, and I am sure they are kept pretty tightly held...but, sense of humor? Right. Their idea of funny is taking a bunch of miserable assholes like us and machine-gunning us just for questioning the right of the President to put saddles on the back of the poor so the rich can ride us into the ground just for shits-and-giggles. Oh, and they have something to do with the counterfeiting of a fiat currency, a vow that if taken seriously, would morally bind them to arrest everyone associated with the federal Reserve.
+14t
Shows just how gone the US is. Gone!
Gone!
Gone!
Buh-bye!
ORI
Ah, you know us Americans, we like to hang our warts out in public...adorn them, celebrate them, make them rich and famous...then dump them when the new new thing comes along.
Charlies relationship cycle is a mirror unto ourselves...white lines and little scratches and all.
Maybe, in some general sense, but certainly not me, I have never done coke and have had only one wife (still married).
Wasn't meant as a personal dig.
I know...I just like to take every opportunity to point out how fucking perfect I am......:)
Perfect I can believe. But do you have to be fucking perfect?
Yes....I am all about winning!
sumwun donna like you Ari...badge of honor for being junked on each post.
Never tried coke, and have zero interest. Smoked pot a few times. Don't like it. Puts me to sleep.
Play it with Ben in there at the mike. Now we're having fun.
sometimes a man should go to jail to save himself. I hope he goes to the joint for a couple of years or he will surely die.
Charlie going to the joint...seriously?
The only joint Charlie is going to is... the joint his is going to smoke.
Hope he has his taxes payed up legit...publicity of his sort seems to draw a lot of investigative firepower out of the woodwork. That is why I - despite being the perfect male example of adonic perfection - like to keep a low profile.
When Coke wants to party it does Charlie Sheen.
@Andy_Jackson_Jihad
:D
This is what needs to be done to the banks, credit issuers and other money changers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTnPjHh8fZ0&feature=related
Down with the debt is money/money is debt fiat fiasco of fractional reserve banking & modern money mechanics.
Die, fuckers, die.
I met you at a very strange time in your life...
Heh, last time I saw buildings drop that quickly they were hit with planes at the top.
Such efficiencies are almost always discovered by accident.
Charlie really wants/needs his own reality show.
He should invite al-Gaddafi for the next episode. Always great to see a Realpolitiker -lol-
Gadaffi: "My people love me."
Sheen: "Winning"
Maybe they're cousins, either that are delusions of grandeur.
My sister was BORN HERE.
...Wish I were kidding (sometimes ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywuYC0n5cNg
What the fuck am I watching?
The World needs more Charlie Sheens but dont expect me to watch podcasts of them.
I wonder what Emilio Estevez is thinking right about now?
Did he get the tiger blood or the Adonis DNA?
I thought you said this was going to be a break from the regularly scheduled Fed-bashing programming.
This is just as pathetic as the Fed.
Poor guy isn't aging well. On a positive note, any old man can get hot chicks if he has enough FRNs, so that proves there is a purpose to them beside purchasing Au & Ag.
He drinks from a sippie cup? Why? Can't he hold a drink without spilling it?
P.S. His poem says it all.
Is that a gun cabinet that Charlie has in the corner? What's up w/dat?
He should never win a single acting award as he plays himself on tv.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRoVNBlbVqc
He is free. Charlie HATES the Hollywood game. The PC. The ass and ring kissing. The structure.
He despises it.
This time it really is different:
Free Circuses; BYOB.
(Bring Your Own Bread)
I was filing away stuff this morning and had this playing in the background. Think I lost more neurons listening to this nonsense!
chuck sheen is so full of awesomeness and so bitchtastic i just feel sorry for the trolls who don't understand him, only people with tiger blood get it
You have heard of must watch, this is can't watch!
I gotta get out of this country.
We are missing an opportunity here.
Get Charlie, Hugo Chavez and Qadahfi brain trust in a room together to figure out the world's problems.
Feed them Bernank liver with Fava Beans and nice Chianti...
Televise it on pay-per-view and pay off the national debt.
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