Presenting Sheen's Korner And #Winning (Update: #Losing)

Tyler Durden's picture

And now, for a break from our regularly scheduled Fed-bashing programming. The latest social phenomenon is 85k viewers in and rising at 1k per 30 seconds. Time for a new iBorg?


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Rahm's picture

Wild Thing FTW!

Yen Cross's picture

You are all a bunch of smegma filled whimps! Come on it's the weekend! We can have some fun. Brent /Walrus spreads! LMAO

Aristarchan's picture

Ok...I am with you, if we can find some time to discuss the relevance of the post-collision trajectories of Higgins Bosons to the non-dimensional moving average of Pork bellies in Muslim countries.

Yen Cross's picture

I apologise for the late response. The trajectory I'm tracking is the last flight of the space shuttle, and the ass kissing we are doing with the Russian Maffia! Please tell me I'm wrong!

Aristarchan's picture

Well, if I was Sheening here, I would tell you that the Russian Mob is actually financing the International Space Station at the behest of the Trilaleral Comission in order to use Russian weather manipulation technology to enhance the wheat crop in the US and Canada to bring prices down so Russia can import cheap wheat so they can switch their crops to the Coca plant in order to leverage their ability to capture the Sheen market on blow. Does this make sense? No. Fuck no, That is why it is called Sheening.

Yen Cross's picture

What about NSW and south Queensland? They run 4-5 wheat cycles per anum. Yes the floods were horrific but wheat is a good bounce back crop.

Aristarchan's picture

You are not Sheening are trying to be sensible and logical. Or...are you? what the fuck do I know about Aussie wheat?

Yen Cross's picture

Hey, I'm on your side. I try to be Logical, and sensible for practical purposes. The coco crop is your thing. That is a tropical crop, last time I checked. You are the fortuitous one! With all respect. Enlighten me.

Aristarchan's picture

You are in all aspects correct. I was Sheening...talking nonsense. Total fucking bullshit. This thread was about Charlie Sheen, so I was running an experiment of talking Sheenisms....sorry, I think you were trying to have a reasonable conversation.

Yen Cross's picture

I was playing with you, in a small way! What is Sheening? Is that your idea? It's ok if it is .I like it! You are smart and articulate. I enjoy conversing with you. On a REAL note watch the Sydney fixing in 12 hours.

tradewithdave's picture

I'm disappointed that you're not acknowledging the sensitivity of the National Pork Board in their announcement yesterday of a fresh slogan to replace "The Other White Meat" with "Pork: Be Inspired" and its impact on future sales.  Now food serves as not only a necessity but also as spiritual inspiration while 30% of the global food supply is based on synthetic nitrogen created from thin air by the likes of Koch Bros.  Please re-run the Haber-Bosch numbers based on current natural gas prices.  A pig's still gotta eat.   

Dave Harrison

New_Meat's picture

Yep, "the other white meat" was so confusing.

Flakmeister's picture

BTW... that's Higgs Bosons..I spent many a year on that big-game hunt..

Yen Cross's picture

Lets ignite the death club? Lets toss the dice on a Lindsey/Charlie hookup in Mel Gibsons Bungalow. Lets have fun! I'll play monopoly.

Michael's picture

Four Locos add 2 Excedrin. Same as before.

Alienated Serf's picture

Michael, a few days ago I mocked you for bringing up Charlie Sheen.  Looks like you were ahead of the curve.  

I'm kinda of shocked this got posted...

Michael's picture

20/20 interview 9 million viewers broke all records. Sheen is box office $ returns.

I make things happen worldwide. I got the "Fall of the House of Saud" discussion started too.

Look for "Project BLS Mayhem" next. I planted the seeds for that last night.

Alienated Serf's picture

so does the cia pay you in gold, silver or frn's?

Aristarchan's picture

The only Webcast of Charlie Sheen's I would watch would be him hanging himself.

MayIMommaDogFace2theBananaPatch's picture

I think they're gonna try that out on some episode.  WINNING!

Aristarchan's picture

And, maybe they will have an episode where they all wear bad hats...whoops, sorry, just noticed yours.;)

flattrader's picture


The whole episode with him is like a slow motion car wreck.

You know you shouldn't look, yet you feel compelled to anyway...the human fascination with gore.

Yen Cross's picture

Come on in and have some of Chefs salty chocolate Balls.

Bananamerican's picture

is Sheen showing us the way forward?

i mean, americans are already pretty fucking self absorbed but this is narcissism cubed

Judge Judy Scheinlok's picture

Why can't I get ratings like that!? Is it because I'm Jew?

Id fight Gandhi's picture

You need Adonis dna. Only he has it.

Fish Gone Bad's picture

Not only do you need Adonis DNA, but you also need tiger's blood, and the luck of the Irish.

Yen Cross's picture

Where do you want your propellor sent? Hell my last name is Jewish. My best friend is Jewish. I buy his family gifts at Christmas. I'm christian for Christs sake! Have some fun.

Long-John-Silver's picture

I fear my brain would freeze if I watched that crap.

Careless Whisper's picture

i guess you didn't like wayne's world either

Fish Gone Bad's picture

That AMC Pacer had to have been the most poorly thought out car.  Oh well, party on Wayne, party on Garth.

Misean's picture

So, soon I'll hear the clatter of four horsemen echoing across the crimson sky...And I just popped the extended LotR disk in.

Yen Cross's picture

You are the wiseman. I'm really appreciating your input (more and more) Lets have some fun. Screw P/C!

Aristarchan's picture

I figure about this time Martin Sheen is considering changing his name to Estevez or something.

Yen Cross's picture

Martin Sheen is the  bottom of the left side of your screen. He apexes @ the neckline and decends into the past. Charlie is a nut, but that boy is driven. He gets extra credit for that!

Aristarchan's picture

Yeah...he is driven all right, the question is, who is doing the driving?

benb's picture

Crazy stuff. Don't care to watch it. Don't watch his TV show either. Actually don't watch any TV at all. But I like Charlie Sheen. So he blew up on some interviews while going through withdrawals... like I care. PUBLICITY. Who's watching it? What I would watch is The OJ Jailbreak. Hell I'd even set my 50" Plasma back up for that one. It could go on for weeks. The whole planet could be looted and no one would care.

Fearless Rick's picture


MayIMommaDogFace2theBananaPatch's picture

+$20 and some arm-and-hammer

Fish Gone Bad's picture

When Charlie Sheen dies, someone will dig him up just so they can smoke him to get high.