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Little commentary needed here, although why anyone would be on Yahoo is beyond us. If one can afford anti-aircraft artillery one would assume that at least a Bloomberg terminal should be up and running... which is probably the same reason why the Fed's POMO desk is also Bloomberg-less.

Via Gizmodo, h/t NotStevieCohen


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Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:45 | 900139 JW n FL
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Man Cave Bitchez!!!

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:03 | 900217 Haywood Jablowme
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wow!  and not a single super soaker shot blast.....dissappointing.

but the saucer gun strapped underneath the seat more than makes up for it.


Tue, 01/25/2011 - 00:18 | 901602 66Sexy
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only missing the stockpile of beffaroni and spam

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 01:21 | 901707 Malcolm Tucker
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Algeria might be the next domino to fall because of Bernanke and company. Here are videos of the riots and even the hacking group Anonymous is getting in on the action!

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:30 | 900337 TeMpTeK
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More Better...

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 03:46 | 901832 Sudden Debt
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I was just thinking, that nut has a homepage on yahoo :)


Mon, 01/24/2011 - 19:23 | 900572 High Plains Drifter
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The ZH crew are just jealous because they can't have a desktop like this one.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 19:54 | 900696 SilverRhino
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Sitting here with my wireless keyboard and mouse setup and a 46" HDTV monitor.    Not jealous at all :-)

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 08:14 | 902007 anvILL
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See that headphone on the top?
Those are called Stax Omega II  electrostatic ear speakers, which requires a dedicated amplifier.
Google it and find out how much more it costs than your HDTV monitor, mouse and keyboard.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 20:32 | 900829 bankonzhongguo
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I'll take the old skool M79 on the left.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:46 | 900143 slow_roast
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Where is the brainwave frequency disrupter to stop the F-G-men from aerial surveying?

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:57 | 900197 Vashta Nerada
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In the pantry, in a box labelled "Reynolds Wrap"

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 20:02 | 900718 TheSettler
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+75 sq. ft. heavy duty

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 22:32 | 901283 New_Meat
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gauss shield, bitchez!

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:46 | 900147 Ras Bongo
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Come get me you MF!

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:04 | 900219 Head for the Hills
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Okay. You little cockroaches..

come on. You wanna play games?

Okay, I play with you; come on.

Okay. You wanna play rough?

Okay. Say hello to my little friend!

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:43 | 900390 SWRichmond
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On the left wall rack: Bloop Tube!

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 20:29 | 900815 Johnny G.
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Tony: You know what your problem is?
Elvira: What's that?
Tony: You don't got nothing to do with your life. Why don't you get a job? Work with lepers. Blind kids. Anything's gotta be better than lying around all day waiting for me to fuck you.
Elvira: Don't toot your horn, honey. You're not that good.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:48 | 900153 Ragnarok
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Is that thing inside a Faraday cage?

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:05 | 900233 dwdollar
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I would hope so.  If that setup doesn't have EMP protection and a backup generator it isn't much good.  Also, he needs access to an alternative network, possible utilizing amateur digital communications.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:07 | 900236 flacon
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I used to work in a Farady cage when I was helping design EPIRB's for boats. Every once in a while an EPIRB would go off and the coast guard would stop by to alert us. This is the one I worked on - 100% made in AMERICA:


Tue, 01/25/2011 - 03:57 | 901842 OldPhart
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Knowing what the hell an EPIRB is might make that sound more impressive.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:41 | 900377 turds in the pu...
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judging from his taste in optics (the two eotech holosights - 5 o'clock), redundancy in the face of EMP is not a concern of his. those who worry about EMP usually choose to illuminate their reticles with fibre/tritium.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 21:33 | 901083 High Plains Drifter
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speaking of faraday.....

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:48 | 900158 JW n FL
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Barret 50

thump gun



50 cal machine gun


mini 14 something?

a real m-16 with a launcher (skiped that sorry)

Class 3 Gun room... storage, cleaning and lock up as described by the Federal Documents submited. ATF have been there before. $300 to $500 an hour to be supervised by local law enforcement while discharging 3 of those guns / devices...

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:02 | 900203 Pee Wee
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" $300 to $500 an hour to be supervised by local law enforcement while discharging 3 of those guns / devices..."

Not if you have your FFL.

...unless you were talking about the light saber?

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:04 | 900225 e_goldstein
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yeah, i noticed that, too.

and what about the law rocket?

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 19:01 | 900467 Meatier Shower
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That's an AT4.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 20:59 | 900910 Rusty Shorts
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Is that a M-2, extreme right leaning against wall?

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 21:07 | 900972 Meatier Shower
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It sure looks like one.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 21:23 | 901041 JW n FL
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by Pee Wee
on Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:02


" $300 to $500 an hour to be supervised by local law enforcement while discharging 3 of those guns / devices..."

Not if you have your FFL.

...unless you were talking about the light saber?


in most urban locals... to discharge a class 3 device... thump gun.. or better, you have to pay to be supervised.

if you are Palin's nieghbor and can open carry a sliencer in your state, then you live in BFE and maybe you dont need to be supervised.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 00:07 | 901584 FEDbuster
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Here in AZ (a BFE state?) the only reason the cops would watch you is because they are jealous.  They may pay you to play with those toys?  Remember the second amendment wasn't about duck hunting.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 08:11 | 902001 JW n FL
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I didnt say I liked it.. never mind.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:49 | 900160 koaj
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no tin foil hats? i'm disappointed

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:50 | 900161 Cognitive Dissonance
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Little commentary needed here, although why anyone would be on Yahoo is beyond us.

Yahoo is just the cover, the camouflage if you will. Forget all the weapons. Those are there to distract you from the real purpose of the set up.

Hacking. The next insurgency will take place in the severs of the world.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:15 | 900231 MsCreant
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The next insurgency will take place in the severs of the world.

You don't mean that the taxpaying citizens of the United States will finally rise up do you?

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:22 | 900308 DaveyJones
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Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:31 | 900340 MsCreant
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Is there anything Ben won't buy, put on the Fed's sheets, and make us, the taxpayer liable for? Debt slave that I am, I know I am here to serve our lords and masters.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:44 | 900395 Hephasteus
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Sure ben wouldn't dig up corpses strip the bodies of the clothes and sell them in Gap stores. But it was odd that 70's clothing made a comeback.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:51 | 900425 DaveyJones
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and I thought that smell was the hong kong shipping crates

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 19:28 | 900596 goldsaver
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Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:42 | 900382 InconvenientCou...
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I was sure it would be the printers.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:55 | 900441 MsCreant
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I know I find the printers "revolting."

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 00:36 | 901643 hangemhigh
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TO: Cognitive Dissonance
on Mon, 01/24/2011 - 16:50


Little commentary needed here, although why anyone would be on Yahoo is beyond us.

Yahoo is just the cover, the camouflage if you will. Forget all the weapons. Those are there to distract you from the real purpose of the set up.

Hacking. The next insurgency will take place in the severs of the world.

that's a fact, jack, and this wikileaks thingy is just the first peak at that tiny little piece of the future..........see 'girl with the dragon tattoo'...... 

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:50 | 900165 margaris
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hey, the guy has the same edirol digital speakers that I have.... (upper right corner)

..but other then that...


I hope he does not develop suicidal tendencies sometime in the future.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:19 | 900289 sodbuster
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Postal employee??

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:50 | 900166 monopoly
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Gold continues its correction. Still not down 10% although miners getting hit hard. I nibble a little more each day. Just do not be on margin.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:52 | 900169 margaris
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the same with silver....

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:23 | 900311 Arius
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BIATCHEZ - china in the house!

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:52 | 900171 Smu the Wonderhorse
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Yahoo!???  Where's ZH?!

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 21:08 | 900979 iota
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Notice the text on Yahoo looks like an asian language?

M95 / F200? / SPAS12 / M16? / M79 Either he plays too much Battlefield Bad Company or I do...


Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:52 | 900176 greengoogol
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All that weaponry in the room, and the rifle immediately next to the desk is a Red Rider BB gun . . .

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:54 | 900183 Ragnarok
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Well I'm guessing rats chewing through all his wiring is his more immediate concern.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:57 | 900198 greengoogol
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as long as he doesn't shoot his eye out

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:57 | 900200 wretch
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Looks like an AK with a down-folding stock.  Makes sense to keep that one close.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 19:48 | 900680 goldsaver
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Red Ridder BB gun? I see an under-folder M70AB2 Yugoslavian AKM. Or a copy thereof.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:54 | 900181 dick cheneys ghost
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is that uncle bens office? or timmy's?

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:55 | 900186 Village Idiot
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Definitely a ZH'er.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:56 | 900189 almost_have_a_name
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No cigarette butts, empty wisky bottles, not even a manual typewriter. It looks like the desk of Hunter Thompson's evil twin.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 21:01 | 900930 Rusty Shorts
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You just descibed my home office dude.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:56 | 900192 Jack Donaghy
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He has an iPhone and a BlackBerry charging on the desk... What a wanker...

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:56 | 900193 Village Idiot
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Mom's basement?

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:57 | 900199 Double down
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Really, really obligatory



Mon, 01/24/2011 - 19:34 | 900623 Cocomaan
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Nice, exactly what I was thinking.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:06 | 900201 Village Idiot
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deleted - question answered.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:58 | 900202 mick
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Looks like my 12 year old's room would be if he could clear the shit off the floor and put some of his guns away.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:59 | 900209 e_goldstein
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holy crap! it's a pic of the mogambo guru's bunker (MGB)!

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:00 | 900210 squexx
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The survivalist who dies with the most toys wins!

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:00 | 900215 Village Idiot
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yeah, looks like fun.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:00 | 900216 The End
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Everyone is missing the main piece of info of this picture: it was sent in by someone called NotStevieCohen? I have seen it all now on ZH lol

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:07 | 900241 Xibalba
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Trader Number 4

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:08 | 900245's picture

thr .50 cal is sweet

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:31 | 900341 candyman
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also known as a sniper rifle, I believe about 10 grand

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 20:25 | 900799 JW n FL
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without optics. starting...

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 02:34 | 901790 DaddyO
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Can be bought at my favorite Jewelry (Gun) Store for $8999 without optics!



Tue, 01/25/2011 - 08:12 | 902005 JW n FL
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not a new one.. a used one.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 09:44 | 902206 DaddyO
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Brand new sitting on the countertop of a display case, right here in sunny FLA!


Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:08 | 900246 paulypaul
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Speakers should be either side of the room not shoved in a corner. Nice setup however, but 3 tracker balls and 2 mice / mouses?

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:09 | 900250 bernorange
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What, you guys don't all have home offices like this?

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:18 | 900281 Maos Dog
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Kinda makes me want to post a pic of my work area. Piles of silver to fondle while I work, only a few weapons, a couple glocks and a streetsweeper.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:21 | 900282 Pee Wee
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Good gun collection, but why on earth take the risk of theft..

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:22 | 900292 Village Idiot
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"What, you guys don't all have home offices like this?"

gun safe in the closet and a laptop that needs to be plugged in all the time or the battery will die. so i got that going for me, which is nice.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:20 | 900296 tallystick
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Is that RK Arnold's desktop?

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:26 | 900320 SheepDog-One
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WTF, how the hell did you get a picture of my secret lair?

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:28 | 900329 turds in the pu...
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holy shit is that an aeron chair? true black? …nice 


Mon, 01/24/2011 - 19:22 | 900570 Agent P
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Curse you for beating me to it!

ps: I like your style!

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:39 | 900331 Gimp
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I would make some assumptions from  this pic:

1. NRA Member

2. Not Married

3. Paranoid

Seeing Yahoo is in Japanese guns probably replicas or airsoft at best.

Bit of fun, LOL

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:34 | 900353 seek
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There was an extensive discussion on reddit about this picture, the concensus was that the firearms are all airsoft or replicas, and the computer setup and audio gear strongly suggest that whoever does this does professional editing work (e.g. movies.)


So I think I'd prefer what's in my gun safe, but damn, I thought my 30" monitors were cool... gotta get me something better!



Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:45 | 900354 anvILL
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Stax headphones, yahoo japan logos, hanging stuff on a net, awefully small room and that table i often see being sold in Akihabara. Smell Japanese to me.

And the keyboard looks awefully japanese as well....

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:38 | 900366 zep42
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It's actually Yahoo Japan. Anyone notice the 6 barreled vulcan (a la Predator) behind the M2 50 cal? Leads me to think a lot of these are fakes.

better pic here:

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:39 | 900373 Convolved Man
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A nice shade of green on the walls would tone down some of the overt violent vibes.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:46 | 900402 Hephasteus
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He needs to build a hostility closet.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:41 | 900379 Hephasteus
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Goldmiddlefinger. QUICK we found a guy who likes peanut butter jokes!!!! Go get him!!!

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:43 | 900389 skippy
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With screens like that his eyes will be shot in no time, glasses and survival shooting are a bad mix (fog up, refraction of light, etc), so much artillery that if he ever needed one in a rush his brain would lock up deciding which to use.  Hell he probably has direct cable, might as well have shoved a wire tap up his ass.

Skippy...don't even get me started on ammo requirements and reloading tools and dies. To tell the truth he's just a rabid COD junkie, ambiance room...roflmao...

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:44 | 900392 InconvenientCou...
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Betcha can't eat any of those barrels.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:52 | 900429 Dr. Engali
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I can guarantee you that a person with that many barrels has plenty stored to eat.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:48 | 900409 Dr. Porkchop
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Survivalist? With all those toys?!

A real survivalist would go out into the woods with a knife, kill a deer, eat its guts, sleep in the carcass, make a pair of pants and a flask, and use the sinew for a homemade bow with which he would come back and wreak havoc upon those who slighted him!!

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 00:36 | 901642 Oh regional Indian
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Well said Doc. 


Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:48 | 900412 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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Where's the precious metals?

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 19:26 | 900590 Deathtöngue
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Yeah, when his boots wear out after 2 months of hiking, that silver dollar he bought online for $100/oz is really gonna help find him a new pair.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:51 | 900426 davepowers
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his biggest risk is that his mom will show up wanting to clean the basement



Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:52 | 900430 Freewheelin Franklin
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It's missing one important thing; a trough with running water to piss in so you don't have to get up. And where's the fridge?

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:52 | 900433 CB
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someone's compensating for a small but significant manly appendage.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 19:27 | 900593 High Plains Drifter
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Speaking of short dicks, whare is Harry Wanger these days?

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:54 | 900437 CrashisOptimistic
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There is a solid school of thought for the post Peak world that guns are for shooting your wy OUT of a situation enroute to somewhere invisible.  

They are not to be held in large quantity to defend anything because they make noise and the families fleeing the cities trying to feed their kids will gravitate to that noise and overrun the occupant and the stored MREs will then feed their kids instead of the owner's.


Mon, 01/24/2011 - 19:09 | 900504 Meatier Shower
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You would take your family and gravitate towards the sound of gunfire?

What are you going to use to overrun that position, your children?

That makes no sense.

The sound of gunfire is a warning, not a dinner bell.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 19:31 | 900609 Deathtöngue
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One survivalist versus 50 town citizens. If just a few of the citizens have cheap-ass hunting rifles that they've been shooting regularly, the survivalist loses. Guaranteed.

Plus, the normal law-abiding citizens would want to get rid of this wackaloon the minute order breaks down - it's too dangerous to keep a looney like this in your midst when you've got outside threats to worry about.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 20:00 | 900710 Meatier Shower
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You are making a lot of assumtions to try and prove your point.

Thanks for playing.


Mon, 01/24/2011 - 20:38 | 900818 CrashisOptimistic
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If your kids are starving and you're looking for food, and you hear gunfire, then someone got a deer.  If you hear more gunfire, then someone got the deer getter and now has his deer.  That's a dinner bell.

There is also the reality that it's 1500 and more families with kids looking.  So, yeah, maybe you don't take your kids to the party.  You walk them in that direction, park them behind a tree, and then join the other 1499 who overrun the position to get that storage.  What you do NOT do is stay away and watch your kids starve.

Having a mindset that you will man the ramparts and loudly/defiantly defend your stash just gets your stash stolen, most likely while you're asleep.  And you can also dispense with the armed community concept who chow down on roast venison, wafting that smell far and wide.  That just attracts a bigger crowd, who take a minor detour to get some heavy equipment from the local national guard armory.

Guns are to shoot your way OUT to get to a stash you hid and kept quiet about and do not intend to defend.    You stay away from humans.  Let winter be your guns.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 21:07 | 900976 Deathtöngue
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Basic point I'm making is that in a true survival or disaster situation, the lone gun-nut is the first one to die. And the community will band together to get rid of him if they feel at all threatened by him. And 1 always loses against any number greater than, say, 10. And the group always knows that.

If you want to survive the apocalypse, get trained in advanced first-aid, midwifery, shoe repair, small engine repair, or something else that the community will need. You'll be protected and respected.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 21:10 | 900981 JW n FL
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if I may...

Those guns could be used to arm others...

thusly helping to feed other families... protecting others families... serving a purpose.

or they could all be plastic?

most that I speak to, in the real world.. that have a stash would go hungry to feed a child and go without a gun... give thier only gun away... becuase they can take a gun from someone else later as needed.

so, I say bullshit to this fucking live in the ice bullshit... I say bullshit to anyone who would not feed any child before themselves... and i say bullshit that anyone with that many guns would not happily share with the needy.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 02:26 | 901780 UninterestedObserver
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LOL you guys are in lala land - average citizen, even if he hunts HAS NEVER BEEN SHOT AT. So all of a sudden they are going to band together and do what draw straws for who gets shot first puleeeze

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 08:14 | 902008 JW n FL
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A Lion Leading an army of sheep...


A Sheep Leading an army of Lions...


who wins?

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 21:07 | 900975 TeresaE
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If your kids were starving and crying, you WOULD run towards the sound of any savior, including gunshots.  A man shooting is a man with something valuable to protect.

Once there, you, if half-brained, would then stand back and assess the situation.

Those over-testosteroned idiots that are shooting all over the place will be where the crowds hang.

Meanwhile, on my little ranch, I'll be in my batcave only to come out at night with my crossbow or slingshot to take out food.  The only way somebody will get shot is if I have zero other options and my daughter's life is in the balance.

Have survival and zombie movies taught you nothing?

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 21:56 | 901169 Meatier Shower
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We are in agreement that laying low and being quiet like you say is the best option for long term survival.

In such a situation there would be an abundant supply of food available to scrounge without facing an armed opponent defending it.

However, the fool firing the gun and giving away their position will just attract more fools looking for a confrontation. That is no place I want my family to be near. Ever.





Mon, 01/24/2011 - 19:07 | 900493 pitz
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A MS Windows desktop???  I don't think so.  Survivalists typically would want to use Linux, or something that is free, easily modified, etc., as the circumstances may dictate.  Not Bill Gates' stuff that is vulnerable to a whole host of viruses, and probably even has security backdoors.



Mon, 01/24/2011 - 20:06 | 900730 Dr. Porkchop
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I thought the survivalist's internet was ham radio.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 19:08 | 900496 Hugh_Jorgan
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I would bet big money, that this is a Japanese 20-something's livingroom in downtown Tokyo, all 10'x10' of it, and they are all airsoft and/or inert historical pieces. Nice system though...




Mon, 01/24/2011 - 19:44 | 900662 Head for the Hills
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Sounds right.  There is exactly one mag in each toy.  There are no extra mags, no slings, no ammo boxes or ammo of any kind.  The barret on the top would weight 30 pounds on that flimsy metal shelf.  Definitely airsoft for show.  That guy would freak out if there was a grimy real gun dripping oil on the white carpet.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 01:06 | 901690 Aristarchan
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Maybe.....but I'll be damned if I can find a "hello Kitty" anywhere in that pic.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 19:09 | 900509 playitcool
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Photoshoppery I tell ya!

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 19:12 | 900522 Hephasteus
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The computer has 4 sound cards to play back extra pew pews and bam bams.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 19:11 | 900520 AR15AU
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My garage has a dual screen desktop and a Barrett M82a1 as well. Kinda spooky others are prepping the same way without any coordination. 

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 19:20 | 900557 AR15AU
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FWIW, an M82a1 is like 40lbs, so its doubtful that it would just hang on the wall that way. I sure wouldn't want one to fall off the wall and onto my computing rig.

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Mon, 01/24/2011 - 19:13 | 900528 toros
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Where's the beer?

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 19:19 | 900551 Deathtöngue
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Faraday cage isn't good enough. A microwave-frequency EMP burst can couple right through any gap around 1cm in size. And yes, the government knows how to build them - look up "flux compression generator" and you can find a write-up on how to build them, on a .mil website no less.

Backup generator is probably not much use, either - you eventually run out of diesel, and the noise the thing makes will attract too many zombies/aliens/lizard people/black helicopters. It's better to use a solar panel feeding a UPS.

But this guy's got far too much current draw anyway. Look at all that whitespace on the margins of his monitor! That costs amps, you know. Waste is not survivalism. A survivalist would run an ASUS, or even better, an XO. Less power the better.

I'd like to see his wireless card, btw. If he's not got an Alfa card with a +20dB Yagi, how's he supposed to get intarwebz when ObamaSatan flips the internet kill switch and he gets disconnected from his cable provider?

And he's running Internet Exploder, which means he's not running Linux, which means Microsoft can flip their own killswitch and his computer will be bricked. Or the government can release their own Windows-based kill-all-survivalists virus so that the next time he goes to the RantMedia or Alex Jones website or whatever the feck survivalist silliness he's into, he picks up the payload and again his computer gets bricked. They're targeting Iranian nuclear reactors, why not fat basement-dwelling freedom-fighter wannabes?

And his computer's not mobile. Again, screwup. There's no point having a computer if you have to permanently ditch it the moment the zombies/aliens/satanists/international Jewish banking cabal attack your house. An ultramobile running Linux with a solar panel and an Alfa card & antenna is like 2-3 pounds, and fits in a side pocket of an Alice pack. It takes up the space of 1 single MRE. Look into it.

Plus, nobody needs 50 frickin' guns. At most you need three. It's the ammo that you need lots of. But even then, you're hauling too much iron when you have to go on the move.

This guy's not a survivalist, he's just attempting to use a technology collection to compensate for a bad case of micropenis.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 20:12 | 900752 snowball777
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I had the same initial reaction to the guns....until I considered their value in barter.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 21:01 | 900931 Deathtöngue
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Why not barter other, lighter, less bulky things with more value that can't be then used to kill you?

If he's going to stay in one place and stockpile, it'd be better to have a large assortment of durable footwear. Serious, after 3 months, people will be begging for a decent warm pair of boots that repel water and and don't cause trenchfoot or bleeding sores.

The guys who hoard silver will be ambling around on bleeding stumps because they lost their feet to foot fungus. That's going to be funny.

Maybe some electrical solder would be good to stockpile too. A couple how-to books on small engine repair. A few high-school and university level textbooks on math and science for the home-schoolers who finally realize in the apocalyptic aftermath that the Bible isn't sufficient study material for their children.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 21:14 | 901005 TeresaE
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Wow Death, a man of my dreams.

The FIRST place I'm "borrowing" from is the public library.  It will provide me four things.

Books to learn things I need to know, toilet paper, a heat/fire source and of course, something to pass the long hours I won't be able to do anything else.

As for survival gear made for barter, all you men are discounting a very real fact of life.

Tampons are going to be as good as gold, or at least as good as a buck to exchange for food.



Tue, 01/25/2011 - 02:29 | 901784 i.knoknot
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heh, i still contend that, in the described context, viagra et. al. will be worth far more per oz than any metal.

universally understood, portable, and appreciated by both genders. stock up now! buy the dips...


Tue, 01/25/2011 - 10:21 | 902315 Deathtöngue
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What did women use before tampons? Can't you just use some moss or something?

I was going to hit on you until the tampon statement. Well played!

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 11:13 | 902507 whatz that smell
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tamponz, bitchez!

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 02:43 | 901796 DaddyO
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So are you going to arm your opponent?! There are many things to put back for barter, guns and ammo ain't them...


Mon, 01/24/2011 - 20:23 | 900790 WaterWings
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Yeah, where's the bugout bag? Tactical vest? Gun safe?

Any survivalist worth his salt has standardized on three or less calibers.  

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 20:51 | 900887 Deathtöngue
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You make a good point and I wish to subscribe to your internet newsletter.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 21:14 | 901007 JW n FL
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guns are tools..

you dont use a mini screwdriver as a hammer...

pistol for carry...

shotgun for the house...

riffle for hunting...

this everyone should have... now if you would like to have some extra... by all means!


Mon, 01/24/2011 - 21:39 | 901052 WaterWings
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No, it's pistol when I can't carry my rifle. Rifle for everything else. Over-penetration is the worry of the untrained and ill-prepared.

I agree about guns as tools, but nobody with any sense will be carrying around more than two firearms. Plan on leaving the shotty behind - or just sell it for more ammo, or training, or put it in your trunk in a sock, or in a 55-gallon barrel with other Plan X items (water purifier, dehydrated food, tent, sleeping bag, etc.) for worst-case scenarios. Only fools or truly desperate will be out hunting for the 10-12 daily squirrels with their .22 in the calorie deficit game.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 22:35 | 901295 JW n FL
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"Over-penetration is the worry of the untrained and ill-prepared."

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 00:41 | 901647 WaterWings
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Cool site.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 01:00 | 901673 Aristarchan
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Collateral damage from over-penetration is a real issue. You shoot your gun off in your house, and it goes through your wall and mine and hits my daughter, I will cut your throat with a hacksaw.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 04:17 | 901853 WaterWings
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Uh, any firearm. Not just the big ones. I understand the force behind your post. When a firearm is discharged in a non-combat environment the entire community better stand up in an interested manner.

Shotguns are like any firearm: there will always be a degree of collateral damage. Choice of caliber/platform is of lesser concern in regards to training and determination.

Give all the methheads shotguns loaded with birdshot and view community safety!

The life of your daughter is an extremely valuable resource; hence, training and rational determination. The early passing of human life is always unfortunate.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 22:18 | 901243 Wannabee
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no offense taken to: " freedom-fighter wannabes?"


Mon, 01/24/2011 - 19:29 | 900600 spinone
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entertaining use of photoshop

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 19:31 | 900608 gwar5
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Those are the new IRS agent cubicles.

TSA has the RPGs. It's the end of times.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 19:33 | 900618 bugs_
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i thought you had more monitors wopr

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 19:36 | 900632 Cocomaan
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Isn't it obvious? Bang Dae-Ho is ready for anything.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 19:40 | 900646 Onohymagin
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Too much money and not enough sense.

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