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Confused by all the contradictions and outright lies that came out of Hillary Clinton's mouth when discussing Egypt earlier? Have no fear: here is a real-time propaganda filter that will make everything perfectly clear in words even the Egyptian Idol cognoscenti can appreciate.
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You jest, yes?
Its Hamy, and yes he does jest...
I have been enjoying this for quite a long time ROTFLMAO
Hulk, since you've mentioned it a few times now, I'm confident that even you are not sure who = who
HarryWanger
HarryWagner
Harry Wanger
HarryWanqer
HarryWanker
HamyWanger
LMAO
Holy Crap! I had no idea...
You been HaMMied!
Take this Hillariously.
Homey D. Clown Don't Play That Police State Shit Thus Revolution
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaebXLxuxmY
Well the only bright spot in this whole Black Swan event is that at least the Saudi state media are doing a Baghdad Bob and saying; "All is well in Egypt." Regardless of how this shakes out, at least whatever remaining Saud family member is sitting on the throne in 6 months, the general population will know what their future holds. The end run may just be to make sure that Saudi jumps the Wahhabi shark and the US takes over the whole peninsula. Its going to be an interesting year. Oil what $150 - $200? Saw some Israeli trade figures that said they get half of their natural gas from wells in the Nile Delta. There is a contract ready for renegotiation. Egyptian projections show that if Egypt even grows slowing in the next 3 years all that exported NG must be used domestically in Egypt. I guess Israel's future energy grid just got their armor chinked. More exiled Islamists flying into Cairo. Its like the walls of Arkham Asylum have been breached. Watch what Jokers emerge from all those years in solitary. I remember when Khomeini was met at the airport by the Iranian Army Chief of Staff. He was shot dead on the tarmac. We aren't there yet, but ...
Egypt also exports NG to Europe.
They have new NG fields in the med that need to be developed and which should generate state revenue, provide employment etc.
USA USA USA USA
Precisely. And my patriotism defines my investment strategy.
Most extreme libertarians here on ZeroHedge are often nerds who got brutalized during the sports class by bullies, and now rejet society as a whole.
I'm here to teach them that being American is to love people, to love our corporations, our politicians. I'm here to drive them away from the perdition of hard currency.
Sports class Hamy? Man, you must be old!
Caught that too, you big green lummox, you (I refer to my husband as a lummoxen, he likes it). Could be our ham is not even American or a native English speaker.
Good point MsCreant. Note to Hamywanger: due to obesity, diabetic neuropathy and great concern over skinned knees and broken bones, sports class has been cancelled in the good ole USofA. (fully one third of our kids, born after 2000, will eventually succumb to type II diabetes, which is fully preventable, had we any mind left)
-big green Lummox...
I ignored that. You have absolutely no sports class, in any State?
It is not referred to as "Sports Class." When the event happens it is called Physical Education or PE for short.
My son had it two days a week in Elementary school. I don't think they do it at his school at all now. In high school he will take all of two semesters of it for graduation. It is being down sized and eliminated across the US.
BTW, Hamy gets my vote as the best Anti-Troll on ZH!
Sports class!?!
FTMFF = for the mutha' fuckin' fail
LMFAO. Oh man LOL
Oh what I would pay for someone to crop up a picture of mr wanger wearing the long striped tube socks and low cut gym shorts.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KyU3mj6Q57k/TBuhmfxYzuI/AAAAAAAAAMc/vKtn-oLZtl...
Hell, lemme guess. He probably wore "Rex-Specs" too in sports class. LOL
http://misterirrelevant.com/index.php/2008/09/23/dickerson-is-rec-specs-...
Mr. Wanger......you poor, tortured soul. LOL
Hi HUlk. I love the anti-trolls. If I knew I could have been an anti-troll I would have.
And it's called gym right? "Are you going to gym class?" "I'm going to cut gym." "We played street hockey in gym."
We would cut other classes to keep play street hockey in gym. An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.
You can still be an Anti-Troll. Many, many choices. gym or PE works...
Most of what I speak of is actually predominant in the big cities. But yes, no sports class in many schools. I do hear grumblings on bringing them back due to the obesity and epidemic diabetes problem...
I don't supposed you've considered the possibility of just taking your kids to the damn park and running them around yourself so they can spend the time in school on math and science instead?
More parenting, less nanny-state!
Agreed! Exercise first though, then learning. Works much better that way...
Spoken like someone with deltoids bigger than my head. ;)
PE was always the most 'institutional' section of my schoolday (all dress alike, do the same drills, etc)...at times I felt like it was almost an early orientation for prison life for some of the kids.
You are 100% correct. If you tire them out a bit, they can focus better. Not really much different than training a dog.
Nothing keeps kids in shape like wood heat.
Good way to have Social Services breathing down your neck.
I think you've been outed Hamy.
I'm an old US citizen and it's never been called "sports class" anywhere in the 50 US states anytime!!!
So what country are you from?
P.E. or Physical Education is still mandatory in grades 1 through 11 in Illinois.
I am laughing so hard, I can't even eat these pretzels!
those pretzels are making you thirsty
Amen brother, I stopped caring about money a long time ago.
Me too Alchoholic.
These are my two favorite lines from Hillary's speach.
We want to partner with the Egyptian oligarchy and who ever we name as their future government.
We want you to believe that most people in the Middle East are terrorists, especially so you fear Muslims.
:) and do you still have any money left? :)
I was a bully myself and had a authority problem all my life. That's why, when I started working I first needed to be independent and be a boss. Now I'm a employee but a senior manager and I mostly get to do whatever I want.
In a freudian way, it's pretty clear you are talking about yourself. I think most people over here have always had a authority problem and where 1. A rebel 2. A jackass (like me :) ) who kicked everybody who stood in the way.
If I had to categorize you, I would say: Doofey who doesn't fit in and is never accepted in a group and constantly has a unhappy and sad feeling.
No need to respond, I know I'm right :)
I know I fit in here somewhere. Surely, it's not with H.W. (Horribly Wrong). LOL
harry you r one fucked up individual, or your extremly intelligent and a comedian lookin for new material from the responses you recieve. i hope your a comedian
and some are nerds who also played basketball and in rock bands and WERE the bullies
Yes, and all of our wives burned food during their "kitchen class"
Horny Bugger?
FWIW, I took "surfing" as a class for zero period and "soccer" for 6th period - replacing my PE class. This was in a California High School in the late 80s. So pay no mind to those who would say that we have no sports classes in US schools.
I graduated in 1990 having taken one year of math as a freshman and nothing more.
Hey Currently - I love California.
That was funny, I guess Harry Wanger was such a successful troll that it gave birth to its evil twin brother.
Just like Robo's Mom.
Bwahahahahaahhaha, now that almost brought tears to my eye because I was laughing to hard.
Hamy, you, Hill, and Michelle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGjR81pFJI4
- Ned
Hamy, you're absolutely right except for one small thing. If I may correct your statement: Hillary Clinton is an intelligent and honest woman, who works in the best interests of American Corporations!"
If you're truly happy to live in this free, democratic, and prosperous country, don't you want the same for people around the world? Do you support Mubarak's oppression of his people? Do you support shutting down the Internet in the whole country?! Do you support shutting down cellular networks?
I think it's time for us to stop living a double standard; supporting dictators that are beneficial to our corporations, and throwing out ones that don't. (Does Saddam sound familiar?)
Hamy got a first and was junked 13X in 5 minutes. A new personal best! Woohoo!
YO WANGER!? Have you lost your Fu**ing mind? If you cant see through that ridiculous bunch of trash you must be to used to speaking it yourself. We are all glad we are americans, but we want our country back!!!!!!!!
Did you say proposterous country.
The American people are tired of liars and people who pretend to be something they're not.
Hillary Clinton
We must stop thinking of the individual and start thinking about what is best for society.
Hillary Clinton
Both the American people and nations that censor the internet should understand that our government is committed to helping promote internet freedom.
Hillary Clinton
Countries that will not tax their elite who expect us to come in and help them serve their people are just not going to get the kind of help from us that historically they may have.
Hillary Clinton
I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.
Hillary Clinton
make sure to spread yourself thin so this can last as long as possible. love it!!
"Hillary Clinton is an intelligent and honest woman, who works in the best interests of Americans. I wish we had more like her."
do "intelligent and honest" people leave dead people in their wake?
there are as many as 100 people who have conveniently died because of their association with the Clintons
Google "clinton convenient death" and find any number of links to read
the article below lists 46 convenient deaths during Bill's presidency - if you include both Clintons and their business dealings prior to the presidency the count goes up towards 100
http://mhkeehn.tripod.com/ConvenientDeaths.pdf
http://www.snopes.com/politics/clintons/bodycount.asp
So...what do you think?
Are the Clinton's innocent of these charges?
Read investigative reporter Christopher Ruddy’s extensive work on the Vince Foster murder and Commerce Secretary Ron Brown’s plane crash and I can pretty much guarantee you’ll have little doubt about the Clintons. They are monsters and phony as three dollar bills. (NPI) Also look into the Starbucks Girl Hillary is purported to have been banging in the WH. The poor thing committed suicide.
Aww, don't bash Hill. She is just trying to live out her dream, that as an avid animal lover she would someday have some land in upstate New York to keep her devoted pets on. This includes a large ass that follows her around wherever she goes.
LOL.
And a large Bill too.
cheesy, what do you think about the other bastard rising from the dead?
That guy is brilliant, even if he doesn't care for me so much. I think he is one of the Tylers in his spare time. I also think it is not healthy to live entirely in the past, and even less healthy to live entirely in a chat room. God Bless Cheeky!
Both you Bastards are great, stick around!
You too DoChen.
Generous comment. Thank you, and back at ya!
The new robo-Hillary scares the shit out of me. I wish that just once the official U.S. position would be "The government of Egypt will be decided by the will of the Egyptian people and whatever arrangements they decide to make with the current Egyptian government. The U.S. will support whatever decision they make". Just once, could the U.S., the supposed bastion of freedom, actually take the side of the people?
The US, as the British empire before her, by intent expresses herself in a way in which any interpretation is possible, thereby making sure they can at a later point refer to this material and say "see, we DID support you".
Sitting on the fence, pro style.
no - they are too tired of that in Iraq.. or so they say.. ah, empires don't die, they huff and wheeze and dont give a damn anymore
Its not what they say, its what they do. They can say anything you want to hear, but behind the scenes is the real story. I think this was what the video was portraying.
Honest,,,,,Wish I could have a futures account that produce her results.
and it was in pork-bellies, too. Wrong on so many levels ;-)
Bet you're allergic to hickory smoke! :>D
She represents everything that's wrong with politics. An overambitious ego-maniac, who will absolutely whore herself out to the highest bidder.
Sex with Hillary. Yuck!
Some prostitute never suck. (Here comes Monica).
I think I have met half a dozen happy smiling (poor) chicks
at the grocery store this morning.
Money is nothing. Gold is better. Silver is HOT. Hillary is not.
Being happy is THE THING.
Think she is?
Hehehe
You got junked twice for that. Looks like some whores love money.
correct. How did Bill Clinton go from earning $35,000 / year as GOVERNOR to his current net worth of over $10, $12, or is it $15,000,000 now ? How can one put on a $3,000,000 wedding for Chelsea (who conveniently married someone with bigtime ties to GOLDMAN SACHS ) ? Seems like my little family here in OHIO is just getting poorer & poorer ... ... regards to all . Stockpile your kitchen, buy some more silver & remember to extend charity to the hungry (if you are able) ........... Share .
I thought it was around a 100 million.
Apart from her trading account, the SOS made a lot of money as a leg model...for Steinway & Sons.
Stockpile your kitchen, buy some more silver & remember to extend charity to the hungry (if you are able) ........... Share .
VERY NICELY SAID lynnybee, Thank You
Sell a few military secrets to China and maybe some access to the state department and life is good, up to his hips in fat dumpy women and cheap cigars.
Cocaine
Look up Mark Rich. Billary know how to do special projects.
USA should have no comments and keep out of it. Things like this show the world Egypt is a puppet and they get angry at the USA.
Israel hasn't commented on anything. How about they sort out something for a change.
Giving Mubarak asylum in Tel Aviv speaks volumes.
And it speaks those volumes from right to left.
definitely she is a female grazing water buffa low. too bad hillary, you just can't keep wearing your pant suits and wearing that strap on dildo, too much longer.
Hmmm... I actually had to pause and think about that for a second.
I could probably use a shower now, though.
Velo is right, Hill likes chicks. Ever wonder how she dealt with a cheating husband? She didn't care, because she did not marry him for love anyway. She married him because she had to have a man to move up the political ladder. Who better than Billy boy? And it is she more than anyone who comes from a family of power brokers. Her, McCain, Bush, Gore, and Kerry all have political ties back to the founding of America. It was a divine right to rule she would never give up, sexual tendancies or high water.
Back to Billary's affairs, I bet Monica and Hill got it on together while Bill manned the camera. Don't believe me? Read her unauthorized biography. She was a lesbian in college. Why change? Because America would not elect a lesbian. Sad but true.
no jimi, youd be reading this bitch, the wrong way. these kind of woman hate sex. they wouldn't even consider using a vibrator even with another "queen (elizabeth)". i know to, too many power hungry females. they are repulsed by sex. bill&hill, only one child, left behind (get it). these type of females, would pay another woman to have sex with their husband. believe me on this one. now monica, she was quite interested in doing the dirty. you can just see it in your big brownies. yeah, she liked giving head to billary. i know a power elite, and he is married to an ice hockey player. now is that dyke or what!
Hill may be asexual, but she did experiment in college. Either way, you are right, it comes down to power. And Hill is one power hungry person.
MLH - Re. Kerry's connection to founders? They picked an Irish name by accident. What BS.
It was discovered in 2003 by genealogist Felix Gundacker,[4] working with The Boston Globe, that Kerry's paternal grandparents, who had been born "Fritz Kohn" and "Ida Löwe" in the Austro-Hungarian Empire, changed their names to "Frederick and Ida Kerry" in 1900 and converted from Judaism to Roman Catholicism in 1901[5][6] or 1902.[7] Fritz' elder brother Otto had earlier, in 1887[6] or 1896,[4] also embraced Catholicism. The "Kerry" name, widely misinterpreted as indicative of Irish heritage, was reputedly selected arbitrarily: "According to family legend, Fritz and another family member opened an atlas at random and dropped a pencil on a map. It fell on County Kerry in Ireland, and thus a name was chosen."[5][7] Leaving the suburb of Vienna where they had lived since 1896, Fred and Ida, together with their son Eric, emigrated to the United States in 1905, living at first in Chicago and eventually moving to Brookline, Massachusetts by 1915.[5]
The village where Fritz Kohn was born in 1873 was at that time known as Bennisch and was a part of Silesia in the Austro-Hungarian Empire, but is today known as Horní Benešov in the Czech Republic.[6] After learning of his ancestral connection with their village, the mayor and citizens sent congratulatory correspondence to John Kerry with regard to his political pursuits.[6]
TD - thank you, thank you, thank you. My wife was wondering what I was howling w/ laughter about.
"I urge calm while we negotiate with the opposition leaders, while simultaneously stringing along the current government. The American/Israeli imperialistic supremacy in the region needs time to figure out how to preserve our interests ahead of Chinese imperialistic aspirations. Obviously we have CIA/Mossad operative on the ground ready to agitate against any faction at a moments notice. Later on I will talk about some kind of nice things about the actual people of the country, but am too busy now, but they are in our hearts, those, the people of that country, Egypt (aside: its Egypt right?)"
In a prior post several users were commenting on the hope that Americans will stand up to our government before things progress (digress) to the levels thay they have in Egypt. Aren't we already past the point when Americans should be questioning what is/has happened? A small percentage are, but most would rather look at porn and watch Jersey Shore. The sad fact is we will do nothing until it is too late. People everywhere are the same. We will ignore / hope for the best as our leaders continue to pillage our freedoms.
Even in Egypt, my guess is the police were pulled from the streets, intentionally so some of the people would loot, so that when order is restored the same elite will be in power, but the populace will be happy that order is restored, and they will forget they were mad at their govt & the sheeple return to slumber. Check and Mate.
Even in this video, Hillary hypocritcally talks about how bad it is that the Egyptian govt cut off communications just as our own government is working to implement an Internet kill switch. Most of you here have heard all about this measure. What have any of you (us) done to try to stop such a move?
The more I learn the more saddened I become. Ignorance truly is bliss.
[The more I learn the more saddened I become. Ignorance truly is bliss.]---Jace0228
The sadness will pass some. Keep on learning. It helps to start moving into action, if only a little at a time. Action preparing yourself, family, and friends for the coming storm. Preparing means something different for each of us. That's a very personal thing.
Regarding prior posts and standing up to our government(US). Yes, do what you can today. But, be wise. Timing is important. Unthinkable historic events are just now unfolding that threaten to collapse the entire economies and political bodies of all nations. No one will be untouched.
So, I say, Yes. Do what you can to help. Do what you can to warn the other bathers, surfers, and lifeguards a tsunami is imminent. But, at some point, you and your family must pick up your towels and leave the beach, helping anyone you can along the way.
Change what you can, and accept what you can't.
There. Hope that cheered you up some.
You buy that shit. Go read a yahoo news story. Look through the comments. You'll get your ass worke the fuck up quick.
Entertaining. What I found best though is when I was concentrating on reading the translation and ignoring the spoken word it was like Ms. Clinton was speaking a foreign language. German I think.
They're not going to let Murbarak leave even if the decrepit piece of shit desperately wants to. They are going to take this to the very bitter, bloody end and try to pin the blame on the protesters. A cornered rat will lash out, especially if the whole ball of wax stands in the balance.
Obama needs to tell his CIA asset to step down.
Or he will end up like our other democratically elected ally and threaten to side with the taliban!
This shit is getting ridiculous.
Side with the Talibans? Both your dumbocrat and repugnicant did that man.
I'm talking a billion (fresh printed) cash gift. Your (own) money is killing your (own) troops.
Vietnam was a war with a better design, like it or not.
http://www.thenation.com/article/how-us-funds-taliban
Cheney : an evil (mad) ass. WBush a sick muppet and Obam is a (happy) dumb. You are (Americans) a bunch of monkeys.
The world will self-destruct. Thanks America.
the fall of the house of saud
http://nakedempire.wordpress.com/
That is hilarious!
MORE ! more hard-hitting, truth-in-your-face postings like this please ! a video like this about ROBERT RUBIN & expose that GANGSTER/BANKSTER for the SCAM-ARTIST that he is !!!
lynnybee,
You might enjoy these audio interviews. Not comedic, but educational.
Part 1: http://www.thebyteshow.com/Audio/JosephPFarrell/JosephPFarrell_BabylonsB...
Part 2: http://www.thebyteshow.com/Audio/JosephPFarrell/JosephPFarrell_BabylonsB...
Or you can read Joseph Farrell's book: http://gizadeathstar.com/
I think Hillary should go to Cairo and talk to the crowds personally. It would be very calming for everyone.
Hehe... now THAT would be interesting.
I don't think the average Joe in the US understands that the Egyptian people have put one and one together, and likely despise the US (the great enabler of corrupt regime) almost as much as Mubarak.
And would you blame them?
I don't blame them, I don't like the usa and I live here.
i am like wHOLed ^up in my closet† i can't stand to even look at these people. i turn my head, but it is so difficult for your eyes to not sense fear and ugliness.
oh ps, your face is growing on me.
This is a reprint...
If you flip over the rock of American foreign policy of the past century, this is what crawls out…
invasions … bombings … overthrowing governments …
occupations … suppressing movements for social change …
assassinating political leaders … perverting elections …
manipulating labor unions … manufacturing "news" …
economic and political sanctions ... death squads …
torture … biological warfare … depleted uranium …
drug trafficking … mercenaries …
LOL! Another viral video.
This "Democrat", while Senator of NY, allowed for illegal police searches in subways and various 'other' civil rights revocations.
She apparently isn't a fan of Wikileaks, either. ;)
She's just mad because no-one groped her at the airport. lulz
lets put our money where our mouth is or err..
Lets do something...I have been badgering Speaker John and Proding Ron Paul's office... but our own Reps and Sen need to heer from us...link below just enter in your zip and/or address and poof.. great numbers to put in your phone and call whenever you feel compelled... I do...
http://www.contactingthecongress.org/
ps. I was told by speaker John's office over a week ago that there would be a press realease on the CFTC recent ruling on position limits and there is still nothing on his website which his aid told me is the place to look...
lets force a response from OUR REPRESENTATIVES!
OUR? You jest. They laugh at your badgering.
++ They cackle at your badgering. How'd that TARP thing work out? Duchennger says the mail was 100:1 against.
time to get rid of Billary
lol billary...yup
When everything you say makes you look even more foolish the smart thing to do would be shut up.
Confucius say: "Better to be silent and appear a fool, than to open mouth and remove all doubt!"
...isn't that a Mark Twain quote?
so funny... so true... so scary... so going to get worse before it gets better... so want these parasites for jail bait
Which pill do I take blue or red?
When asked in 2002 if he understood peak oil, President Clinton said, "No one told me about it!" He was asked why the CIA had not briefed him, for they did have evidence that proves peak oil theory. Once again Clinton responded, "They did not inform me!"
Politicians are always either dumb, or they play dumb. The difference matters not.
Egyptian oil supply/demand is the reason behind the riots. Just like every economic input, it all has to do with oil.
What's Behind Egypt's Problems?:http://www.theoildrum.com/node/742
Anyone notice that Hillary had disappeared for a few weeks....
And suddenly emerged recently with a new facelift???
LOL.....
Next Up: Boob Job
One of the most unattractive women on the planet, Hill Clinton everybody.
Not a bad face lift though, as face lifts go. Ever see Clint Eastwood? He looks like faustian bargain...
Hillary now has:
The Pelosi "My facelift is so tight, I can't blink" Look...
Wait unti she has to go in for a face lift tune up...
BTW Hillary: Give them the Obummer line:
"The 'Change' is in your pocket..."
Hillary has been facelifted so many times she probably has to shave the pubic hair off the front of her neck.
lol. never heard that one before.
That bazaar picture brings a whole new meaning to the term "Stepford Wives" LOL
Very Cheesy. Very Funny.
Hitlery's bull dyke look doesn't appeal to the younger lipstick lesbian set.
Thats just wrong Robo...but while you are at it, lets see the new Hilliary on Monica's body...
robo banzai7 we need to get that Bazaar-o photo, on a bunch of posters and send them over to ME, pronto.
Now my head is completely conflicted ;-)
Dude, get a life.
My EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Junked for posting hideous inhuman filth.
anybody got hot pics of charlies hookers?
Thats the ugliest pictures ROBO has ever posted....shame
hillary could never go through an airport scan, her penis is twice the size of the screeners
It's not that complicated. The US is totally fine with nations around the world having democracy, as long as you understand that any attempt to use your country's resources to the benefit of the people will be punished severely, usually leading to assination, regime change, and the utter destruction of your land.
Hillary...Glass-Steagal...nuff said
How Sec Hillary reacts to developments in Egypt and contagion in the ME may give insight into her decision whether to run for POTUS in 2012 or later in 2016(assuming there will be free and fair elections by that time).
If Obama is seen as bungling recent developments, and he is bungling it, will Hillary break away?
If she runs in 2012, she'll need to resign her office within the next 2-4 months.
No one cares.
Is she Jewish? Honest question ,a yes or no will do , the internet search engines seems confused over this question. Wikipedia says Methodist.
Supposedly a gentile, but married her daughter off to a Goldman Sachs jew.
Might be a name change in her past too I read some where Rodmanowski or somthing like that
I heard one of the CIA agents .. ermm.. i mean reporters on the Sunday Talk Shows say that Egypt was basically impotent because it didn't have oil going for it only US aid....
THEY HAVE THE FREAKIN SUEZ CANAL DOLT! Traversing the horn of Africa isn't exactly smooth sailing...
Hillaryous!
I laughed, I cried... hey, lay off, I cried ok? What, are you made of stone? Well pardon me, I didn't know Chuck Norris was here!
Cool. I wondered what would happen if you put Martha Stewart's face (and arrogance), with Meredith Viera's hair and George Orwell's tongue, together into one package.
Whoomp -- there it is.
Read this great article to understand the US position from all of this: http://canonical.org/~kragen/egypt-massacre-sotu.html