Presenting The US State Department Propaganda Filter

Tyler Durden's picture

Confused by all the contradictions and outright lies that came out of Hillary Clinton's mouth when discussing Egypt earlier? Have no fear: here is a real-time propaganda filter that will make everything perfectly clear in words even the Egyptian Idol cognoscenti can appreciate.

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Hulk's picture

Its Hamy, and yes he does jest...

LMAO's picture

I have been enjoying this for quite a long time ROTFLMAO

Hulk, since you've mentioned it a few times now, I'm confident that even you are not sure who = who



Harry Wanger






Hulk's picture

Holy Crap! I had no idea...

Michael's picture

Take this Hillariously.

Homey D. Clown Don't Play That Police State Shit Thus Revolution

bankonzhongguo's picture

Well the only bright spot in this whole Black Swan event is that at least the Saudi state media are doing a Baghdad Bob and saying; "All is well in Egypt."  Regardless of how this shakes out, at least whatever remaining Saud family member is sitting on the throne in 6 months, the general population will know what their future holds.  The end run may just be to make sure that Saudi jumps the Wahhabi shark and the US takes over the whole peninsula.  Its going to be an interesting year.  Oil what $150 - $200?  Saw some Israeli trade figures that said they get half of their natural gas from wells in the Nile Delta. There is a contract ready for renegotiation.   Egyptian projections show that if Egypt even grows slowing in the next 3 years all that exported NG must be used domestically in Egypt.  I guess Israel's future energy grid just got their armor chinked.  More exiled Islamists flying into Cairo.  Its like the walls of Arkham Asylum have been breached.  Watch what Jokers emerge from all those years in solitary.  I remember when Khomeini was met at the airport by the Iranian Army Chief of Staff.  He was shot dead on the tarmac.  We aren't there yet, but ...

sushi's picture

Egypt also exports NG to Europe.

They have new NG fields in the med that need to be developed and which should generate state revenue, provide employment etc.

HamyWanger's picture

Precisely. And my patriotism defines my investment strategy.

Most extreme libertarians here on ZeroHedge are often nerds who got brutalized during the sports class by bullies, and now rejet society as a whole.

I'm here to teach them that being American is to love people, to love our corporations, our politicians. I'm here to drive them away from the perdition of hard currency.

Hulk's picture

Sports class Hamy? Man, you must be old!

MsCreant's picture

Caught that too, you big green lummox, you (I refer to my husband as a lummoxen, he likes it). Could be our ham is not even American or a native English speaker.

Hulk's picture

Good point MsCreant.  Note to Hamywanger: due to obesity, diabetic neuropathy and great concern over skinned knees and broken bones, sports class has been cancelled in the good ole USofA. (fully one third of our kids, born after 2000, will eventually succumb to type II diabetes, which is fully preventable, had we any mind left)

-big green Lummox...

TheGreatPonzi's picture

I ignored that. You have absolutely no sports class, in any State?

MsCreant's picture

It is not referred to as "Sports Class." When the event happens it is called Physical Education or PE for short.

My son had it two days a week in Elementary school. I don't think they do it at his school at all now. In high school he will take all of two semesters of it for graduation. It is being down sized and eliminated across the US.

Hulk's picture

BTW, Hamy gets my vote as the best Anti-Troll on ZH!

Haywood Jablowme's picture


Sports class!?!

FTMFF = for the mutha' fuckin' fail

LMFAO.  Oh man LOL

Oh what I would pay for someone to crop up a picture of mr wanger wearing the long striped tube socks and low cut gym shorts.

Hell, lemme guess.  He probably wore "Rex-Specs" too in sports class.  LOL

Mr. poor, tortured soul.  LOL



Bringin It's picture

Hi HUlk.  I love the anti-trolls.  If I knew I could have been an anti-troll I would have. 

And it's called gym right?  "Are you going to gym class?"  "I'm going to cut gym."  "We played street hockey in gym." 

We would cut other classes to keep play street hockey in gym.  An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.

Hulk's picture

You can still be an Anti-Troll. Many, many choices. gym or PE works...

Hulk's picture

Most of what I speak of is actually predominant in the big cities. But yes, no sports class in many schools. I do hear grumblings on bringing them back due to the obesity and epidemic diabetes problem...

snowball777's picture

I don't supposed you've considered the possibility of just taking your kids to the damn park and running them around yourself so they can spend the time in school on math and science instead?

More parenting, less nanny-state!

Hulk's picture

Agreed! Exercise first though, then learning. Works much better that way...

snowball777's picture

Spoken like someone with deltoids bigger than my head. ;)

PE was always the most 'institutional' section of my schoolday (all dress alike, do the same drills, etc) times I felt like it was almost an early orientation for prison life for some of the kids.

ColonelCooper's picture

You are 100% correct.  If you tire them out a bit, they can focus better.  Not really much different than training a dog.

Nothing keeps kids in shape like wood heat.

gmrpeabody's picture

Good way to have Social Services breathing down your neck.

bobert's picture

I think you've been outed Hamy.

I'm an old US citizen and it's never been called "sports class" anywhere in the 50 US states anytime!!!

So what country are you from?

weinerdog43's picture

P.E. or Physical Education is still mandatory in grades 1 through 11 in Illinois.

Founders Keeper's picture

I am laughing so hard, I can't even eat these pretzels!


Woppopotamus's picture

those pretzels are making you thirsty

Alcoholic Native American's picture

Amen brother, I stopped caring about money a long time ago.

Bringin It's picture

Me too Alchoholic.

These are my two favorite lines from Hillary's speach.

We want to partner with the Egyptian oligarchy and who ever we name as their future government.
We want you to believe that most people in the Middle East are terrorists, especially so you fear Muslims.

Sudden Debt's picture

Precisely. And my patriotism defines my investment strategy.

:) and do you still have any money left? :)


Most extreme libertarians here on ZeroHedge are often nerds who got brutalized during the sports class

I was a bully myself and had a authority problem all my life. That's why, when I started working I first needed to be independent and be a boss. Now I'm a employee but a senior manager and I mostly get to do whatever I want.

In a freudian way, it's pretty clear you are talking about yourself. I think most people over here have always had a authority problem and where 1. A rebel 2. A jackass (like me :) ) who kicked everybody who stood in the way.

If I had to categorize you, I would say: Doofey who doesn't fit in and is never accepted in a group and constantly has a unhappy and sad feeling.

No need to respond, I know I'm right :)

rocker's picture

I know I fit in here somewhere. Surely, it's not with H.W. (Horribly Wrong).  LOL

gorillaonyourback's picture

harry you r one fucked up individual, or your extremly intelligent and a comedian lookin for new material from the responses you recieve.  i hope your a comedian

satansanus's picture

and some are nerds who also played basketball and in rock bands and WERE the bullies

bunkermeatheadprogeny's picture

Yes, and all of our wives burned food during their "kitchen class"

Currently Smoking Cannabis's picture

FWIW, I took "surfing" as a class for zero period and "soccer" for 6th period - replacing my PE class.  This was in a California High School in the late 80s.  So pay no mind to those who would say that we have no sports classes in US schools.  

I graduated in 1990 having taken one year of math as a freshman and nothing more.

BorisTheBlade's picture

Precisely. And my patriotism defines my investment strategy.

That was funny, I guess Harry Wanger was such a successful troll that it gave birth to its evil twin brother.

Akrunner907's picture

Bwahahahahaahhaha,  now that almost brought tears to my eye because I was laughing to hard. 

The Mummy's picture

Hamy, you're absolutely right except for one small thing. If I may correct your statement: Hillary Clinton is an intelligent and honest woman, who works in the best interests of American Corporations!"

If you're truly happy to live in this free, democratic, and prosperous country, don't you want the same for people around the world? Do you support Mubarak's oppression of his people? Do you support shutting down the Internet in the whole country?! Do you support shutting down cellular networks?


I think it's time for us to stop living a double standard; supporting dictators that are beneficial to our corporations, and throwing out ones that don't. (Does Saddam sound familiar?)


buzzsaw99's picture

Hamy got a first and was junked 13X in 5 minutes. A new personal best! Woohoo!

1000DOLLARsilvercrushthefeds's picture

YO WANGER!? Have you lost your Fu**ing mind? If you cant see through that ridiculous bunch of trash you must be to used to speaking it yourself. We are all glad we are americans, but we want our country back!!!!!!!! 

OMG's picture

Did you say proposterous country.

macholatte's picture

The American people are tired of liars and people who pretend to be something they're not.
Hillary Clinton

We must stop thinking of the individual and start thinking about what is best for society.
Hillary Clinton


Both the American people and nations that censor the internet should understand that our government is committed to helping promote internet freedom.
Hillary Clinton


Countries that will not tax their elite who expect us to come in and help them serve their people are just not going to get the kind of help from us that historically they may have.
Hillary Clinton


I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.
Hillary Clinton

undereducated's picture

make sure to spread yourself thin so this can last as long as possible.  love it!!

bronzie's picture

"Hillary Clinton is an intelligent and honest woman, who works in the best interests of Americans. I wish we had more like her."

do "intelligent and honest" people leave dead people in their wake?

there are as many as 100 people who have conveniently died because of their association with the Clintons

Google "clinton convenient death" and find any number of links to read

the article below lists 46 convenient deaths during Bill's presidency - if you include both Clintons and their business dealings prior to the presidency the count goes up towards 100