Press Secretary Gibbs Expected To Hold Egypt Briefing At 3:00 PM

Tyler Durden's picture

The outgoing press secretary of the White House is supposed to hold a press briefing at 3PM to share the White House's views on this week's events in Egypt. Earlier, Hillary Clinton already made a statement which pretty much asked Egypt's citizens to go back home and resume purchasing iPads. We are quite curious to see how the White House will spin the overthrow of one of its favorite regimes over the ages. Even more so, since this is a revolution inspired to no little part by none other than the Federal Reserve and more specifically its genocidal monetarist practices.

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adeptish's picture

clearly another pyramid scheme gone bad...

kote's picture

I hate you... so hard.

Sudden Debt's picture

you do realise that sounds so gay?

WestVillageIdiot's picture

Damn is that funny.  You do type some of the funniest posts.  Never stop being you.  Wait.  That sounded really gay.  Never mind.

aheady's picture

Sudden Debt brightens my day. Every day. Now THAT'S gay.

walcott's picture

clearly another pyramid scheme gone bad...


Azannoth's picture

Are the Pyramids or the FED the mother of all pyramid schemes ? I am getting confused :)

asteroids's picture

The FED wanted higher prices. Well, students of history will tell you this was a VERY predictable result.

william the bastard's picture

Gibbs has a bugger on his lip. Someone should tell him.

ElvisDog's picture

This may seem trivial and off-topic, but what the hell is Hillary doing with her hair? I swear it looks like a robo-Hillary has replaced the original and the robo-Hillary has fake, barbie-style hair.

Listening to her monotone, "support everyone" speech, must only further inspire the Egyptian people to burn the fucker down.

BigJim's picture

If anything is going to persuade me that David Ikke's lizard people exist, it's Hilary C.

SheepDog-One's picture

Yep, Bite The Fukin Dick!

pods's picture

I think he meant "Burn The F#cker Down"?


Azannoth's picture

So the USA finaly learns that you can't juggle more than 20 dictatoriships at 1nce

william the bastard's picture

Hell ! He can't even forge a simple birth certificate !

WestVillageIdiot's picture

No kidding.  He could go to the kitchen of any Applebees and find five guys that could turn him on to a guy that knows a guy that can get him a new birth certificate. 

william the bastard's picture

Any strip mall parking lot within 4 miles of Alvarado and Olympic.

Rodent Freikorps's picture

Well you do have to make a decision once in a while to get things done. He'll appoint a blue ribbon commission to study it. They'll give the results around 2013.

Batty Koda's picture

A little background on Dr. Mohamed ElBaradei (the future leader of Egypt) courtesy of the International Crisis Group.

Webster Tarpley's analysis from January 16th

"Another figure worthy of mention is Robert Malley, a well-known US left-cover operative who currently heads the Middle East and North Africa program at the International Crisis Group (ICG), an organization reputed to run on money coughed up by George Soros and tactics dreamed up from Zbigniew Brzezinski. Malley was controversial during the 2008 presidential campaign because of the anti-Israeli posturing he affects, the better to dupe the Arab leaders he targets. Malley told the Washington Post of January 16, 2011 that every tree in the Arab forest could now be about to fall: “We could go through the list of Arab leaders looking in the mirror right now and very few would not be on the list.” Arab governments would be well advised to keep an eye on ICG operatives in their countries."

bankonzhongguo's picture

Maybe one of the worst press meetings ever.

These guys just telegraphed to the world that they were caught flat footed and have no ideas or power on the topic.  The best they can do is beg Elbaridea to rouse himself from his Vienna apartment and be a placeholder for the IMF.

Can't even say Obama talked to Mubarak.

Not even the student government at my kid's high school could ef something like that up.

Perception is reality.

The reality is Obama drunk again and everyone can only pray.

Adventures in Hail Mary Foreign Policy.

StychoKiller's picture

Ya really gotta quit sugar-coating the truth for us, we're adults, we can handle it! :>D

New_Meat's picture

He did-much worse.  Chaos coming imho

NOTW777's picture

what? no campaign/pep rally/memorial service with cheering

william the bastard's picture

Global sociological interactions explained by a press agent from Alabama.

NOTW777's picture

gibbs clueless;

unarmed citizens getting mowed down by army and the pres doesnt want to jump to conclusions

this ambivalence makes things worse

Cleanclog's picture

Will the "grievances" of the AMERICAN people "continue to be monitored closely?"  They better be watching our streets soon.  We have "issues and grievances" with our government and elites too!!!

william the bastard's picture

The more Gibbs talks the lower the S+P goes. Oh, and BTW Obama hasn't called Mubarak- annual recipient of $100 BILLON in US aid !!!!! WTF?

Cleanclog's picture

Yup.  At this rate, "the crisis in America will be solved by the American people", and I don't mean waiting for the next ballot vote.

Do they get it?  Interesting that the Army appears to be siding with the people in many of the Egyptian cities. Could it happen in America?  

william the bastard's picture

There's a constitutional prohibition against using the US military in a domestic action. Remember Bush's dilemma in the aftermath of Katrina?

Citxmech's picture

Posse Comitatus was effectively repealed.  Google "Northcom" for an eye opener...

tired1's picture

Started in Waco with Wesley Clark.

Batty Koda's picture

Wesley Clark you say? This Wesley Clark?

The buddy of Dr Mohamed ElBaradei and George Soros?

This ICG is looking friendlier by the minute. Our good friend Zbigniew is invited to their parties also.


amusedobserver's picture

"Gibbs said that Obama hadn't contacted Mubarak, noting that Twitter had been disconnected in Egypt...."

StychoKiller's picture

What?  No red (or in this instance, sand-colored) phone to Cairo?  :>D

jus_lite_reading's picture

Too late... it already started.R

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

We need t-shirts...

Buy ipads for Egypt

william the bastard's picture

There are some leftovers from Tucson

doomandbloom's picture

someone told me that the army has joined the people...

WaterWings's picture

Watching Al Jazeera now and still no official position. Democracy is bad for globalist foreign policy. Expect no surprises from Gibbs.

TrihumpTheInsultDog's picture

I poop on Gibbs! Yes, no? Bring your herpes lip to Trihump Mr. Gibbs. Bring it for pooooop!

Did u c it? Oh yes.

Sudden Debt's picture

No, the police joined the people after the army took over.

They armed the people as much as they could.


Also there have been riots in Jordania, the biggest US outpost of the region.

The US will need to step in now.

walcott's picture

Sudden Debt 

No, the police joined the people after the army took over.

They armed the people as much as they could.

for real?

oh and cool Icon btw. Best one here.

Rahm's picture

If that is true, then it's checkmate.

curbyourrisk's picture

The White House and State Department were scheduled to hold a press briefing but they have canceled it, waiting for Mubarek to speak first. CNN reports Mubarek is trying to avoid losing his grip on power and does to want to come across as week. The US is pressing for reforms from Mubarek rather than supporting the protesters full-on.


Where is this comment from?  They mis-spelled WEEK. 

tmosley's picture

Sorry, that's the amount of time left in office.  

Saxxon's picture

Which iPad-wielding Ivy League Communications Major  wrote, "does to come across as week" ?

Misspellings and gibberish are more common now than when they invented spellcheck.  Yahoo! comes up with them frequently in their 'headlines'.

SheepDog-One's picture

Id pick 20 people at random from the phone book to replace this current JOKE of an administration chock full of retards!