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Wed, 04/06/2011 - 08:56 | 1140297 tek77blu
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4:00 - Cover gold and silver short positions.

5:00 - Go long as many ounces as possible.

Viva la bull market in gold and silver!

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 08:58 | 1140300 Sudden Debt
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everybody would miss out on....



Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:15 | 1140351 SheepDog-One
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The 'budget debate' farce comes down to bickering over what amounts to a few extra pencil erasers for the Pentagram, $30 billion, on the back of the gargantuan $3.6 trillion joke of a 'budget'? Just a damn clown show plain and simple.

Hell Bernanke prints and shreds more than this great budgetary hurdle amount in 2 or 3 days.

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 10:35 | 1140693 Blotsky
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Haha... Right then.

$30,000,000,000 is 0.083% of $3.6,000,000,000,000

... what? Thats progress in the right direction... kinda? maybe?

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:47 | 1140422 G-R-U-N-T
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Opening April 15, 2011....

The movie that politicians, government employees, moochers, looters, parasites, and general unproductive money sucking leeches don't want you to see.

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 10:15 | 1140557 SRV - ES339
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Yes, we must stop this at all cost... thank god the masses (and GOP members of congress) could never get through all those pages to learn "the truth!"

Ayn is a good read, but Utopia exists only in minds simple enough to believe in it.

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 10:05 | 1140496 Ruffcut
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Hoyer says "we need to be adults here."

I say "why start now!"

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:01 | 1140307 slow_roast
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If they'd just let the government shut down I think they'd realize they'll be at leat 70% more efficient with fewer fat people on Prozac doing God's work. 

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:02 | 1140316 Sudden Debt
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true, but just imagine that those people will be able to walk the streets in daylight if they don't have to report to their cubicles!





luckily they feed on brains so they'll starve in the first 24hours in the US, but what if there's a breakout to Europe?!!!!


Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:11 | 1140341 SheepDog-One
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Then theyll starve in 8 hours.

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:24 | 1140367 Sudden Debt
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I don't think indigestion will kill them that fast...


Most Americans are used to eating super sized remember....


And they can't die anymore from a hart attact while trying to catch the Europeans because they have much better cardio...

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:45 | 1140451 Arthor Bearing
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I wanted to hurl insults at you but, I'm deeply embarassed to admit, you're entirely right about Americans. Particularly gov't workers (except for those dogmatic alphas who work in the agencies hunting down dissenters. Those people are tool-geniuses and are in pretty damned good shape!)

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:57 | 1140477 Sudden Debt
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I was just kidding. Our government "employees" are even worse.

- Monday I was at the post office, there was a line before me (3 people) AND THAT TOOK ALMOST 1 HOUR TO GET STAMPS!

- Last week I called the tax service about a question concerning expense that are work related: After 30 seconds: I don't know that sir, and hung up the phone.

- Also last week I had to renew 2 visas for my kids for a trip to the US. You can't imagine how many times I had to go there to get the paperwork in order. A stamp here, a stamp there and always in another building.

- A few months ago, I was scammed on a internet purchase and I wanted to put down a complain at the police office. I had to explain to those morons how consumer laws work in this country and it was like I had to explain to those morons what "THE INTERNET" actually was. Whenever you walk into a government building, it's like timetravelling to the 50's.


I realy have to prepare myself mentally whenever I need to go to a government office.

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 10:50 | 1140820 Alienated Serf
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EUROSOCIALIST workers are the worst.

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:58 | 1140483 gaoptimize
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Regretably, it will probably be dysentery and resulting dehydration that will take the largest number.  I already grieve for the innocent children.

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:22 | 1140379 Abitdodgie
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I hear Snooky is making a guest appearance .

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 08:59 | 1140308 Sudden Debt
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Nice to know that in 72hours, QE will be launched and the markets will go up again.

They'll handle "inflation" next time.


Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:06 | 1140321 the not so migh...
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Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:05 | 1140326 the not so migh...
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Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:03 | 1140320 Zina
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Republicans: raise the debt ceiling above 100% of the GDP, and you are finished. Game Over for you. No re-election.

I'm waiting to see a replay of the 1995 shutdown...

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:05 | 1140327 Sudden Debt
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inflation will cause GDP to rise 200%, so they will be safe.



Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:09 | 1140335 padhead57
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it would only "shutdown" non-essential workers, everybody's been upgraded to "essential"

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:14 | 1140353 i-dog
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It's all a carefully scripted show. They're not haggling over the depth of the cuts! ... those are meaningless unless they cut by 95%.

They are simply all queueing up for their slice of pork and this takes time to sort out between them all. Once those at the back of the queue have been given their slice, the leaders will announce a "compromise". Just as with TARP ... politics as usual.

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 10:25 | 1140638 belsebub
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So, that means that FED members can take a couple of days of.

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:10 | 1140338 SheepDog-One
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They strain at a gnat and swallow a camel. Hypocrites all!

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:12 | 1140342 youngman
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I am listening to all about how the REPUBLICANS are shutting down the I would think if I proposed a budget and you voted AGAINST it...that YOU would be shutting down the government...spin spin spin...we relly need a good Dictator at this point..politics is dead...they are fightin over 4 billion in a 1.6 TRILLION deficit....idiots...really .....idiots...

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:19 | 1140361 SheepDog-One
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Bloomberg used to be OK about 4 years ago, now more useless than CNBS. Bernanke prints and shreds more than double what the budget squable amount is daily.

Kolitnikov- 'The real US debt is $202 trillion' and it all rides on $4 billion? This all lowers IQ just looking at it I'm taking the day off.

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 10:21 | 1140602 SRV - ES339
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I'm you're not intersted in the facts, but the original House budget was for $33B in cuts... the President has agreed to every dollar. Boner's Tea Party handlers keep sending him back for more... he has zero control and will surely go down as the most inept Speaker in history.

That's what you get when children are sent to Washington... the only game they know is "lets play to the base!"

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 18:27 | 1143069 StychoKiller
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Dudley Do-Right will arrive in the niche of time, he always does! :>D

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:11 | 1140345 Zina
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Republicans: raise the debt ceiling above 100% of the GDP, and you are finished. Game Over for you. No re-election.

I'm waiting to see a replay of the 1995 shutdown...

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:45 | 1140448 SheepDog-One
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Guys like you crack me up caught up in this meaningless politics puppet show for dimwitted kids.

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 10:27 | 1140639 Arseclown
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So what's the alternative?  The current corrupt morons?  This is like trying to find the best candidate between the village idiot and a farting walrus...actually, I would vote for a walrus if he were running...

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:12 | 1140348 Caviar Emptor
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GOP using the budget to bargain for future tax cuts (extending the Bush tax cuts and getting a corporate tax moratorium)

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:22 | 1140374 r101958
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Let it shut down. Nothing of importance will stop running. It is interesting how all the MSM outlets are spouting how a government shutdown would be tantamount to Katrina for all of us. It is just another attempt to sell the belief that the people can absolutely not get along without the all knowing, all doing government.

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 10:26 | 1140632 Broker NotBroke
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Too bad this is fiction. If the government REALLY shut down we might have a free market for a little bit.

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:25 | 1140386 r101958
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We need to get past this Repub vs Dem paradigm. We need to hold all of their feet to the fire and demand real cuts in spending not the meaningless crumbs they are throwing on the table currently. I'll post it again....perhaps for the 6th or 7th time and no less true than the first time I posted it a year ago:

"Current politics is best represented by a two headed dragon. Politicians pay lip service to opposing ideologies but both the Republican and Democratic parties are part of the same big government dragon body. The body is moving in one direction; bigger and more powerful government. More control over the electorate. Having the two parties serves a greater purpose divides the populace (sheeple?) into two camps that are always at each others throat. I think this tactic is called divide and conquer. Until we wake up and get away from the 'Repubs this....' or 'Dems that....' blame game then we will be slowly boiled...just like the frog in the frying pan...all while the dragon stands by watching and laughing."

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:26 | 1140388 the not so migh...
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Its all semantics.  The dying screams and death throws of a defective government/empire.  If it shuts down or stays open or if people do or don't get re elected,  the end result is the same.

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:45 | 1140456 SheepDog-One
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The currency is destroyed, its game over. All this politics posturing just a sideshow to the crushing food and gas price hikes we'll soon see, pricing everyone but a few out.

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:28 | 1140395 Saxxon
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Kabuki for the unwashed masses; never, ever happen.

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:30 | 1140399 Eminence Front
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One thing is for sure, the Congress will make sure paychecks are going out before they shut anything down.

DC needs to be entombed in concrete and we need to reboot the system cause this one is worste than Windows 2000.


If the Founding Fathers were alive today they'd either be leading the revolution or hoping on the next plane out of this festering boil we call the United States.

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:38 | 1140407 Jay Gould Esq.
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Kabuki, with a strong basenote of farce.

Bawlin' John cannot handle a cozy interview accompaied by his wife, let alone stare down the steeled, street-forged Olympian eyes of The One. 

"Paulie Walnuts" Ryan will do the CNBC/MSNBC/Fox circuit ( the modern-day political eqivalent of the Vaudeville circuit ), and do the D.C. Two-Step, reiterating his shallow, evasive comments on Fox News Sunday the week before, extolling the audacity of Republican austerity: "At least we are now talking about how much to cut, and not how much to spend."

Advantage: Barry. Frankly, our caterwauling House Speaker is the GOP equivalent of Captain Edward John Smith. A pity, that the GOP majority may be but two election cycles in duration: these people were elected to the House majority and given control of the purse strings of Government to do just that -- control spending. Thus proving the unreconstructed Beltway spending addicts that they are, cannot help themselves. A majority is such a terrible thing to waste. 

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:33 | 1140414 f16hoser
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Bring the troops home. Everything else is rubbish.



Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:35 | 1140419 the not so migh...
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its very obvious wars are for profit and population thinning, but they are not to be won and finished.

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:46 | 1140459 Sudden Debt
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WARS are like ARKADE games. There's always another level as long as you keep feeding the machine with coins.




Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:45 | 1140455 nodoctor
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Remember, they don't play checkers, they play chess. This is all going to go according to plan and it will get the two main plyers - the USFG and the FRB - out of their untenable positions. They let the gubmit shutdown and then they let the markets fall in response. Maybe a 20% tank. Eerything goes down but especially PM and oil. This gives BB cover to announce QE++ in 30 days, since without it he would have to announce it against a backdrop of "green shoots", "a strong market", "declining unempoyment" - all the BS that is being reset everyday. After shutdown BB can say QE3 is a tough choice but the right choice since the shutdown affected the markets so much.

So I expect the last best BTFD within 30 days.

This is a controlled release of built up pressure, just like Fukushima.

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 09:51 | 1140463 SilverBaron
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Shut it all down!

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 11:22 | 1141031 ThisIsBob
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This government buys scotch for Pelosi's free plane, picks up the tab for Obamas' date nights, and, of course, drops some change on sundry military misadventures around the world.  Not to mention subsidies, grants, pure waste,  and on and on and on.

Shut it down. Screw them.  The whole damn lot.

Problem is the parlimentary whores probably can't go a week or so without a paycheck.

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 12:52 | 1141513 Jay Gould Esq.
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Wed, 04/06/2011 - 11:27 | 1141060 nah
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they are going to wait for the 14yr olds to figure something out...

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 11:37 | 1141130 Piranhanoia
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Never going to get news from actors or politicians or on the tv.  Their union forbids it.

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