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For those who may have forgotten, back in the summer of 2007 Bear Stearns had some problems with some of its own units as well...

And some of the other soundbites:




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Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:17 | 1370792 Coke and Hookers
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Doomed, bitchez!

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 13:23 | 1371692 He_Who Carried ...
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Its all live and happening folks, and, heh, transitory by nature.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:14 | 1370794 ZeroPower
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BARC.LN off about a 1%, no biggie.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:19 | 1370798 mirac
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This is probably not good...Seriously

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:24 | 1370832 Boston
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Soft patch

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:25 | 1370838 redpill
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Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:28 | 1370855 Cpl Hicks
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Anthony Weiner is having trouble with one of his units too.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:35 | 1370904 Boston
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Speed bump

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:51 | 1370964 Superslam
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Power nap.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:54 | 1370975 monkeyboy
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Definitely bullish!

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:01 | 1371011 snowball777
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Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:15 | 1371065 bonddude
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Green chutes and ladders.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:24 | 1371102 TerraHertz
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Nothing some Viagra won't fix.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:26 | 1371124 Cindy_Dies_In_T...
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Dear Fed:


Please make the US taxpayers suck my dick. Party on. Pass the hookers and cocaine, the annual bonuses to keep Barclay's "talent" is incoming.


Suck it, peasants!

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:54 | 1370976 LaLiLuLeLo
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spike strip

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:54 | 1370977 tekhneek
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Merely a flesh wound

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:54 | 1370978 Rylie
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But his Twitter account seems to be performing.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:18 | 1371076 UGrev
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what was it performing? 

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:22 | 1371109 Bindar Dundat
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That soft patch carries a big fucking stick!

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:19 | 1370799 Franken_Stein
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In other news, albeit off-topic.


U.S. diver wants to find bin Laden's underwater corpse. No shit !

If successful, he wants to take a sample and have the DNA analyzed.



In yet other news:


U.S. diver missing off the coast of Pakistan.

Ok, just kidding.


Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:21 | 1370810 HelluvaEngineer
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This is probably one of those things where you want to do it, then talk about it.  Not the other way around.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:21 | 1370829 PaperBear
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Or so he can kill bin Laden for a third time.

Numerous top sources have said Osama bin Laden was already dead.

Reported in Pakistan Observer that he died Dec 15th 2001.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:28 | 1370851 Franken_Stein
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That sonuvabitch is a tough one.

You only live thrice.


Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:34 | 1370897 BobPaulson
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It's not even like looking for a needle in a haystack, it's more like looking for the end of a rainbow. Maybe he can create a startup called RaiseOBL and do an IPO to build a big salvage fleet, sell it to the US Navy and make a bundle.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:37 | 1370915 john39
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he is making a pretty big assumption that any body was ever thrown into the ocean.  my take, all total BS.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:19 | 1371083 Manthong
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I hope the USN was considerate enough to at least sprinkle some fish food overboard during the show.

It's not nice to fool mother nature.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:42 | 1370941 francis_sawyer
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If he ends up finding him, maybe they'll end up putting him alongside Juan Francisco Franco in the  Valle de los Caídos...

Daily confirmations to follow (& 'hourly' updates in the final run up to the Obama 2012 re-election campaign)...


Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:48 | 1371219 Azannoth
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He's a cheater he wants 72x3 virgings!

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:41 | 1370914 francis_sawyer
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All I can say is that he'd better hope the NAVY doesn't have a 'shark' team to go along with the SEAL unit...

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:15 | 1371064 Rodent Freikorps
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Zombie bin Laden.

Why do you think the SEALs put a round through his head without hesitation?

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:50 | 1371226 Bolweevil
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silver, no doubt

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:18 | 1371096 TerraHertz
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He needs to ask these guys for the coordinates.

They know. Starts with "469" if that's any help.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:16 | 1370801 Mr Rogers
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Almost as good as "Houston, we have a problem"

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:21 | 1370813 Cassandra Syndrome
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This time, no studio ;-0

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:17 | 1370805 Cdad
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Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:22 | 1370815 HelluvaEngineer
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Serious problems beat expectations.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:22 | 1370817 SheepDog-One
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Blowhorn says its no problem Cdad, we got 'smoothing mechanisms' appearing, likely giant steam rollers, and Chinese tourists coming to save the economy, nevermind the Chinese military uniforms on the tourists.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:23 | 1370848 Cdad
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Whew!  Tyler scared me, Dog.  I thought for a moment that criminal syndicate Wall Street banker expectations were not in line with the impending game of dominoes.  

We all know that LESS THAN PREVIOUSLY EXPECTED CRACK PIPED DREAMS is just fine, in relation to smoothing mechanisms.  I just wasn't expecting NOT GOOD.

As for Chinese tourists, uniforms or no, I can't wait to get my job at the sticky rice ball factory.  Looking forward to it.


Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:20 | 1370828 Cognitive Dissonance
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Cue the food riots in 5.....4.....3.....2.....

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:33 | 1370881 Cdad
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Food?  Who needs food?

On a related note, so much for yesterday's BlowHorn lunacy dejour...the thesis of getting long Miracle Grow with the specific catalyst of all those pot growers out in CA.  Check the price action on SMG.

You cannot make this stuff up faster than bankers...errr...anchors at the BlowHorn.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:39 | 1370906 Cognitive Dissonance
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The human need for food is transitory.

And it appears Miracle Grow was having problems before today. Down 15% plus since May 31st? Better stop here at $49-$50 or the next leg down is $45, then $38.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:49 | 1370955 francis_sawyer
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The "Wiener" scandal is having various cross-marketing effects on some consumer items...

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:45 | 1370956 Cdad
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The weekly chart on that one does look pretty Wiley Coyoteish.  Meep meep.

So...either pot growers in CA are about to experience upside earnings surprises OR pot prices are heading lower due to oversupply.  Hmmmm?   

It is a damn good thing we have the BlowHorn to alert us to such pressing things...while the entire continent of Europe is imploding.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:24 | 1371115 MrButtoMcFarty
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MG sucks.

Now that Peter's Hydroponic Mix....very good stuff....and dirt cheap....

And has the perfect NPK ratio for our favorite plant.

What a coincidence.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:28 | 1371132 SheepDog-One
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Theres an app for that, just send a picture of a gyro to your I-Phone.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:28 | 1371133 SheepDog-One
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Theres an app for that, just send a picture of a gyro to your I-Phone.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:36 | 1370907 BobPaulson
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Food riots come AFTER the lineups at banks and looting of bank machines.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:47 | 1370943 Bay of Pigs
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Are you still long Corruption?

What's the ticker for that?

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:17 | 1370806 LoneStarHog
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How does one say "transitory" in various European languages?

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:25 | 1370840 Let them all fail
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Anything related to this being transitory is called "QE3" no matter what language you speak

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:43 | 1370863 hedgeless_horseman
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In German, it is the word Blitzkrieg.

In French, it is the word for monogamy.

In Spain, it is the word for virginity.

In Italy, it is the time when an Italian woman can fit comfortably into a Fiat.

In England, it is, "nice weather."

In Irish, it is the same as the Irish phrase for, "bury the Armalite."

In Greek, it is the word for the time between tourist seasons.

In Switzerland, it is the French, German, or Italian phrases for, "the time our neighbors are at peace."




Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:05 | 1371030 Confused
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Well played sir. Thanks for the laugh. 

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:29 | 1371121 MrButtoMcFarty
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Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:32 | 1371135 Cindy_Dies_In_T...
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Sweet Horseman. I heart u.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:28 | 1370854 RollOver
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transitory = no schvitz



Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:26 | 1370860 subqtaneous
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a moment on the fainting couch . . . (chiefly british)

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:17 | 1370811 SheepDog-One
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Damn it! And just when the Stress Tests showed all is well!

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:43 | 1370925 BobPaulson
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ROTFL. The funniest thing about the stress tests is that they pretend to do them and people pretend to care.Marcel Marceau excersice #777 in the hilariously fake world where virtual reality is more real than the real thing...(whatever that is).

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:18 | 1370814 swissinv
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fucking pussies, always having problem - ever heard something of effective risk management?

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:24 | 1370827 qussl3
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What are you talking about?

The bankers have perfected risk mgmt.

Its called the taxpayer backstop.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:27 | 1370849 SheepDog-One
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With 25%+ real unemployment and record high bankruptcies, the taxpayer backstop is pretty flimsy.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:32 | 1370875 Founders Keeper
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Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:19 | 1370819 Cognitive Dissonance
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First your unit starts to hurt, then it turns a nasty shade of black and blue until it finally falls off. At least that's my personal experience.

Wait.....what are we talking about?

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:26 | 1370846 spanish inquisition
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True, but it isn't that big of a problem because it is a European unit.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:31 | 1371149 Cindy_Dies_In_T...
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Drat, am I now the only chic on ZH?? WTF?


CD, I thought you were a girl! Now back to playing old Queensryche albums.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:39 | 1371188 Cognitive Dissonance
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Too funny.

I've been a dick all my life. :>)

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 12:16 | 1371330 Cindy_Dies_In_T...
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ha ! :)

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:25 | 1370821 hugovanderbubble
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Barclays has been asking for help to the Swedish National Bank to acquire a spanish saving bank.- LA CAM-


but on the other side, they have sold out the branches not owned. 20%.


Barclays knows perfectly that Spanish 10yr Bond will hit the 7% trigger, they are preparing the terrain for the invasion

The layoff scheme has been awesome disgusting,

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:19 | 1370823 Silverhog
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Can we call these Units reactors 1, 2 and 3 for simplification?

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:24 | 1370831 John McCloy
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Of course there will be problems. Euro collapse is only a matter of when not if so after Greece defaults every other nation see it as a more valid option and eventually the only option. The most entertaining aspect of all of this is that none of them can violate the gentleman's agreement of not selling stock to raise cash and lower leverage so the question is who steps up first to save their own firm by violating the under the table agreement? 

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:28 | 1371117 Josh Randall
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under the table agreement, what are those?

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:34 | 1370833 GOSPLAN HERO
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Gold and silver are all the rage in Europe.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:24 | 1370834 Medea
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You guys are so pessimistic.  Can a brother get some excitement about Pandora in this bitch?

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:27 | 1370847 Cognitive Dissonance
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Pandora's box is up 40% in Greece this afternoon.


Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:29 | 1370861 Cdad
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LOL!  Good one, brother Cog.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:26 | 1370862 spongeBOB
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Tried shorting this POS at 23 but no dice !

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:36 | 1370911 Medea
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Wait for it....

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:34 | 1370884 fuu
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Hope was the only thing left in the jar after the evils were released.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:22 | 1370843 Urban Redneck
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Barclays is on the inside of Ben and the BIS's (fire) line in the sand circumscribing chairsatan's alter to the fiat devil. 


Bank of America-Merrill Lynch
Goldman Sachs
JP Morgan
Morgan Stanley
Wells Fargo Bank
BNP Paribas
Societe Generale
Deutsche Bank
Barclays Capital
Credit Suisse

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:25 | 1370857 hugovanderbubble
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well my intuition says,,..the fed order has ended.


Those banks are mostly kaput Just HSBC or JPM will be in a good long term position

C neutral, Credit Suisse ok,

Specially RBS,WellsFargo,BAML,  SELL

Also UBS and socGen SELL

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:25 | 1370856 TheGameIsRigged
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Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:29 | 1370858 holdbuysell
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Mr. Waddell, Mr. Reed,

Please take your fingers of those keyboards and slowly step away.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:28 | 1370864 THE DORK OF CORK
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No shit

I could have told him that 10 years ago.

The problem is much older but began to accelerate into the abyss 15 years ago.

There simply is not enough goverment money in the Eurozone , and if the CBs refuse to bid up the price of Gold the velocity along with trade & commerce will die.

Thee most important statistic in the Eurozone starting from EMU convergence.


Central government debt; total (% of GDP) in Euro area


The malinvestment from credit inflation via a vacuum in Goverment money has been massive.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:31 | 1370867 williambanzai7
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Fuck you need a picture ;-)

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:47 | 1370959 Caveman93
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Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:52 | 1370980 Sudden Debt
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or a 1000 words. You decide :)

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:02 | 1371033 The Fonz
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Picture is worth a thousand words :) Some of your pictures are worth far more.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 13:58 | 1371858 Problem Is
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Put Papandreou's head on that college picture of Weiner in a bra... Or make him a Greek super hero with tights and a cape...

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:28 | 1370870 spongeBOB
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OT but anybody here front  running today's POMO?

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:28 | 1370871 PaperBear
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Once Greece defaults, Ireland will follow then Portugal.

A bailout last year and now a bailout this year and whose to say a third bailout next year.

Staying in the euro currency makes no sense for these countries but the other countries can remain in the euro currency once these countries have left.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:56 | 1370981 youngman
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You know in the United States..when you file for Bancrupcy...and it is finalized....about a week later you get an application for credit cards from Citibank among all the why three years these countries will be back in the Euro zone....

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:32 | 1370874 holdbuysell
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 I like this one from the soundbites:


    So, I guess we're just winging it now.

    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:42 | 1370902 scatterbrains
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    Are they only closing U.S. branches of financial planning ? Maybe they know the gov. is about to take charge of every one's 401k/pensions/IRA and perhaps GS or JPM will be contracted to manage same.

    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:32 | 1370876 TexDenim
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    Barclays is a very good merchant bank with great customer service. I've used them for years. Maybe they should stick to their knitting and leave the investment hi-jinks to crooks like Goldman.

    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:20 | 1371085 Bay of Pigs
    Bay of Pigs's picture're kidding right?


    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:42 | 1371187 Strider52
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    Nice udders on that filly, Tex.

    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:33 | 1370878 Franken_Stein
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    Wait a minute.


    Wasn't Barclays the one whose prop trading desk took a hard hit in the aftermath of Fukushima, when the yen surged due to "repatriation" ?


    And they had to close FX positions in their BARX system ?



    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:34 | 1370882 PaperBear
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    Yep, RESTRUCTURING the debt TO REDUCE HEADCOUNT of bankers by decapitation.

    How do you like that haircut ?

    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:32 | 1370890 Franken_Stein
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    That would amount to a hairlength of -30 cm = -1 foot.


    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:31 | 1370885 PaperBear
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    Yep, and opened up a crystal ball unit.

    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:33 | 1370895 hugovanderbubble
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    so funny

    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:35 | 1370886 firstdivision
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    Is this a John Meriwether, or a Jérôme Kerviel moment?

    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:41 | 1370887 plocequ1
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    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:38 | 1370898 monopoly
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    Going to take time. But we are on track. FAZ healthy today. Sheeples bought yesterday, wiped today. Great market. Great country.

    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:40 | 1370924 espirit
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    Ah, just give them another 6.66 billion.

    Problem solved.

    Sarc on/off, I forget which.

    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:39 | 1370929 Cone of Uncertainty
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    This will be the rallying cry for anyone that has any welath tied up in fiat bassed assets.

    "Help, there is a fucking problem with my unit!"

    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:43 | 1370930 Cone of Uncertainty
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    This will be the rallying cry for anyone that has any welath tied up in fiat bassed assets.

    "Help, there is a fucking problem with my unit!"

    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:41 | 1370938 Central Wanker
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    No worries. FED and ECB have both established a Central Planning Unit. 

    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:44 | 1370945 Alea Iacta Est
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    In explanation, Barclay's Jenkins offered that, "There is really no need for the financial planning unit anymore as we now recieve updates from the Federal Reserve of the United States each month as to what will occur each month on a day-by-day basis in the markets. This has allowed us to reduce headcount and will provide stability in the markets for the banks."

    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:44 | 1370949 Quinvarius
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    How can any bank possibly have a problem with the Fed giving all of them free money?

    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:52 | 1370966 breezer1
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    my olive grove on the med will soon be within reach. as soon as the civil war stops i will retire there.

    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:48 | 1370968 Jim in MN
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    Buh-bye Barclays.  UK has too many big banks anyway.

    Oh, wait.  No they don't. 

    Well they can always use Harrod's, Tesco and the state-owned banks.

    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:53 | 1370970 LaLiLuLeLo
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    spike strip

    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:53 | 1370989 Bob the Horse
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    He actually said 'Serious problems in European unity' which obviously has slightly different implications for Barclays.  

    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:02 | 1371032 theprofromdover
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    Wasn't Jenkins the smartest guy in the room some time ago?

    Maybe he still is, he managed to extricate himself from part of Barclay's mess

    So why is he still attached?

    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:03 | 1371034 theprofromdover
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    duplicate -very slow system today

    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:08 | 1371051 ryanseventyfive
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    This is turrible

    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:11 | 1371052 Brick
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    I assume this is from the barclays investor seminar today and you probably should not read to much into these headlines.
    Firstly the european units probably excludes the main operations in the US and the UK which means France, Germany, Spain, Switzerland, Portugal and Italy. This probably refers to Spain specifically.

    Chief executive Bob Diamond considers the bank's losses in Spain to be unacceptable and plans to reposition its activities there to concentrate on higher earners, it was reported.

    Secondly the financial planning unit was a service that barclays used to provide to customers. This is of concern in a way because barclays is effectively saying that there is no money in helping your customers make money.

    What you should be asking yourself is how barclays really expect to raise its return on equity to 13%, what exactly is its strategy in Spain. Just as Barcap is focused on making money the retail part of Barclays focus is moving from a focus on the customer to a focus on making money.The big axe is falling on its spanish operations,yet Barclays is looking to leverage up to get back into the market through aquisitions. Is Barclays really a balanced bank with Barcap probably bigger than its retail operations and not much presence in Asia and South America. If all this sounds good for the short term investor then you might be right, but it all smells of short termism to me and could all backfire in the future.

    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 12:11 | 1371298 francis_sawyer
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    "could all backfire in the future..."


    kind of like fractional reserve banking...

    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:16 | 1371087 FreeNewEnergy
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    On a totally unrelated note, I gave LeBron James a dollar and he gave me back only 75 cents.


    He's got no 4th quarter.


    Why is LeBron James like a single woman?

    No ring.

    bud-a-bee, bud-a-bee, bud-a-bee, that's all folks!

    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:32 | 1371152 gwar5
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    "Conquest of Greece" not going well and poor banksters may not win the day. Not crying over anyone who won't cry over me.

    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:34 | 1371162 AldoHux_IV
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    Afterall the theft of printed dollars (trillions) to fund these insolvent oversized institutions, they are still having problems?? These institutions are broke, much like the governments they now control and influence-- they are all broke and now will have to face the wrath of the taxpayer as in this latest battle it's become painfully clear that their greed knows no bounds.

    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:44 | 1371197 glenlloyd
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    obviously Barclays wasn't the recipient of any of the QE2 euro bank cash stuffing program.

    I really wish people would quit using the word 'recovery' when the patient has been pretty much comatose now for 3 years.

    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:59 | 1371248 mfoste1
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    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 12:22 | 1371359 Don Gorgon
    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 14:02 | 1371874 PulauHantu29
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    What does he mean by "serious?" Some teenage trader buy a few hundred trillion of Greek debt ...on 100:1 leverage?

    Or does he mean "serious" as in "the Europe Branch ran out of croissants?"

    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 14:25 | 1371995 johngaltfla
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    Let's see, when Bear Stearns went Tango Uniform, Joe Lavornga was on Bubblevision saying we were not in a recession nor would we go into one because bank balance sheets were strong (Feb 2008).

    If there are entertainment Gods out there, hear our plea: Put him on the air again tonigh, PULEEEASE!

    I could use a laugh.

    Wed, 06/15/2011 - 21:57 | 1373291 Buck Johnson
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    I think we are going to see those runs on European (especially british) banks like we did back in 08.  This game is falling apart and when it does it will take alot of economies with it.

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