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Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:17 | 1370792 Coke and Hookers
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Doomed, bitchez!

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 13:23 | 1371692 He_Who Carried ...
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Its all live and happening folks, and, heh, transitory by nature.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:14 | 1370794 ZeroPower
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BARC.LN off about a 1%, no biggie.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:19 | 1370798 mirac
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This is probably not good...Seriously

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:24 | 1370832 Boston
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Soft patch

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:25 | 1370838 redpill
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Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:28 | 1370855 Cpl Hicks
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Anthony Weiner is having trouble with one of his units too.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:35 | 1370904 Boston
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Speed bump

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:51 | 1370964 Superslam
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Power nap.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:54 | 1370975 monkeyboy
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Definitely bullish!

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:01 | 1371011 snowball777
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Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:15 | 1371065 bonddude
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Green chutes and ladders.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:24 | 1371102 TerraHertz
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Nothing some Viagra won't fix.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:26 | 1371124 Cindy_Dies_In_T...
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Dear Fed:


Please make the US taxpayers suck my dick. Party on. Pass the hookers and cocaine, the annual bonuses to keep Barclay's "talent" is incoming.


Suck it, peasants!

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:54 | 1370976 LaLiLuLeLo
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spike strip

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:54 | 1370977 tekhneek
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Merely a flesh wound

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:54 | 1370978 Rylie
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But his Twitter account seems to be performing.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:18 | 1371076 UGrev
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what was it performing? 

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:22 | 1371109 Bindar Dundat
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That soft patch carries a big fucking stick!

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:19 | 1370799 Franken_Stein
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In other news, albeit off-topic.


U.S. diver wants to find bin Laden's underwater corpse. No shit !

If successful, he wants to take a sample and have the DNA analyzed.



In yet other news:


U.S. diver missing off the coast of Pakistan.

Ok, just kidding.


Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:21 | 1370810 HelluvaEngineer
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This is probably one of those things where you want to do it, then talk about it.  Not the other way around.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:21 | 1370829 PaperBear
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Or so he can kill bin Laden for a third time.

Numerous top sources have said Osama bin Laden was already dead.

Reported in Pakistan Observer that he died Dec 15th 2001.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:28 | 1370851 Franken_Stein
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That sonuvabitch is a tough one.

You only live thrice.


Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:34 | 1370897 BobPaulson
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It's not even like looking for a needle in a haystack, it's more like looking for the end of a rainbow. Maybe he can create a startup called RaiseOBL and do an IPO to build a big salvage fleet, sell it to the US Navy and make a bundle.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:37 | 1370915 john39
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he is making a pretty big assumption that any body was ever thrown into the ocean.  my take, all total BS.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:19 | 1371083 Manthong
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I hope the USN was considerate enough to at least sprinkle some fish food overboard during the show.

It's not nice to fool mother nature.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:42 | 1370941 francis_sawyer
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If he ends up finding him, maybe they'll end up putting him alongside Juan Francisco Franco in the  Valle de los Caídos...

Daily confirmations to follow (& 'hourly' updates in the final run up to the Obama 2012 re-election campaign)...


Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:48 | 1371219 Azannoth
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He's a cheater he wants 72x3 virgings!

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:41 | 1370914 francis_sawyer
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All I can say is that he'd better hope the NAVY doesn't have a 'shark' team to go along with the SEAL unit...

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:15 | 1371064 Rodent Freikorps
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Zombie bin Laden.

Why do you think the SEALs put a round through his head without hesitation?

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:50 | 1371226 Bolweevil
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silver, no doubt

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:18 | 1371096 TerraHertz
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He needs to ask these guys for the coordinates.

They know. Starts with "469" if that's any help.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:16 | 1370801 Mr Rogers
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Almost as good as "Houston, we have a problem"

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:21 | 1370813 Cassandra Syndrome
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This time, no studio ;-0

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:17 | 1370805 Cdad
Cdad's picture you mean NOT GOOD or LESS THAN previously expected OK?


Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:22 | 1370815 HelluvaEngineer
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Serious problems beat expectations.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:22 | 1370817 SheepDog-One
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Blowhorn says its no problem Cdad, we got 'smoothing mechanisms' appearing, likely giant steam rollers, and Chinese tourists coming to save the economy, nevermind the Chinese military uniforms on the tourists.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:23 | 1370848 Cdad
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Whew!  Tyler scared me, Dog.  I thought for a moment that criminal syndicate Wall Street banker expectations were not in line with the impending game of dominoes.  

We all know that LESS THAN PREVIOUSLY EXPECTED CRACK PIPED DREAMS is just fine, in relation to smoothing mechanisms.  I just wasn't expecting NOT GOOD.

As for Chinese tourists, uniforms or no, I can't wait to get my job at the sticky rice ball factory.  Looking forward to it.


Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:20 | 1370828 Cognitive Dissonance
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Cue the food riots in 5.....4.....3.....2.....

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:33 | 1370881 Cdad
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Food?  Who needs food?

On a related note, so much for yesterday's BlowHorn lunacy dejour...the thesis of getting long Miracle Grow with the specific catalyst of all those pot growers out in CA.  Check the price action on SMG.

You cannot make this stuff up faster than bankers...errr...anchors at the BlowHorn.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:39 | 1370906 Cognitive Dissonance
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The human need for food is transitory.

And it appears Miracle Grow was having problems before today. Down 15% plus since May 31st? Better stop here at $49-$50 or the next leg down is $45, then $38.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:49 | 1370955 francis_sawyer
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The "Wiener" scandal is having various cross-marketing effects on some consumer items...

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:45 | 1370956 Cdad
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The weekly chart on that one does look pretty Wiley Coyoteish.  Meep meep.

So...either pot growers in CA are about to experience upside earnings surprises OR pot prices are heading lower due to oversupply.  Hmmmm?   

It is a damn good thing we have the BlowHorn to alert us to such pressing things...while the entire continent of Europe is imploding.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:24 | 1371115 MrButtoMcFarty
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MG sucks.

Now that Peter's Hydroponic Mix....very good stuff....and dirt cheap....

And has the perfect NPK ratio for our favorite plant.

What a coincidence.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:28 | 1371132 SheepDog-One
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Theres an app for that, just send a picture of a gyro to your I-Phone.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:28 | 1371133 SheepDog-One
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Theres an app for that, just send a picture of a gyro to your I-Phone.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:36 | 1370907 BobPaulson
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Food riots come AFTER the lineups at banks and looting of bank machines.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:47 | 1370943 Bay of Pigs
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Are you still long Corruption?

What's the ticker for that?

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:17 | 1370806 LoneStarHog
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How does one say "transitory" in various European languages?

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