Just when you thought the US auto industry is doomed, the Mullaly brain trust comes up with this idea of unsurpassed brilliance. Even Steve Rattner can't help but applaud in uncharaceteristic profanity-free silence.
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on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 14:54
#130048
Onion news network. Pro.
on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 15:03
#130057
I drove that year and that model! After replacing the upper manifold gasket, and the A/C, it was a dream ride.
Too funny.
on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 15:12
#130062
I want one with spinners.
on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 15:29
#130075
Way too nice for that kinda ride. You need to get the hubcap type.
on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 15:12
#130063
The irony is that Ford is actually doing very well right now, unlike Government Motors~2.
http://www.detnews.com/article/20091113/AUTO01/911130371/1148/EcoBoost-g...
on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 16:12
#130124
Implying that Ford doesn't have political connections?
How do you think Geithner & Obama know each other?
on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 16:27
#130147
Stating rather clearly that this video is not timely because Ford is doing fairly well right now. This should have made fun of a Chrysler product.
on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 15:27
#130072
Squid cancels christmas....
www.investmentnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20091112/FREE/911129991
But are they still going to send select clients the traditional Chanukah bush and/or Christmas Elf?
on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 15:38
#130087
But are they still going to send select clients the traditional Chanukah bush and/or Christmas Elf?
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Shiksas are a traditional Chanukah gift?
on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 16:05
#130114
shiksas rock
on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 16:23
#130137
Andy, you realize that shiksas is not hebrew for "my bike"?
on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 16:20
#130133
I am not sure what you are talking about.
I was speaking of a traditionally decorated bush that some Jewish people use in lieu of a Christmas tree, being delivered by the traditional and always festive GS Christmas Elf.
You know they are doing gods work at that firm.
on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 17:47
#130227
I thought you were joking about the Goldman Elf delivering female companionship for Chanukah, and assumed you were referring to shiksa bush given Woodie Allen's and Seinfeld's jokes about jews liking shiksas.
on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 19:59
#130358
Question... Does America really need the Jews?
Did they ever need them.. and their Talmud and their Protocols... and their FRB... and ther general smiling scams...
This question is only for non-Kosherites.
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The word shiksa is derived from the Hebrew term sheketz, which means "abomination", "impure," or "object of loathing", depending on the translator.[1]
Despite its etymology, the term shiksa is widely used and accepted in the United States, where it is often used in a humorous way.
The word "siksa" (pronounced "shiksa") in Polish Gentile culture is a pejorative (but often teasing or affectionate) word for an immature young girl or teenager. It literally means "pisspants" and is roughly equivalent to the English terms "snot-nosed brat", "young squirt" or "young goat" ("kid").
Although it has Hebrew origins, it was conflated with the Polish word "sika?" ("to urinate") and is therefore a false cognate that is actually equivalent to the Yiddish word "pisher".
on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 08:50
#130582
So, we can poke a teeny bit of fun at Jews and their scams... and Marla is okay with it.
If you had advocated hitting any criminal banker who has escaped justice (but was found by a bonus check) over the head with a bottle.. Marla would have x'd your post.
on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 16:22
#130138
I guess I'm OK with the bonuses then.
Mission accomplished, Lloyd.
on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 15:35
#130084
Pinkley Ford home of the Pinkley Taurus.
on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 15:46
#130093
Would be funnier if it weren't so true ...
on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 16:08
#130118
Dang, I needed that laugh. Thanks.
on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 17:01
#130188
Anyone know what kind of cars Timmy, Benny, and Bammy drive?
American?
on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 17:58
#130243
They don't drive. They're driven.
on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 17:33
#130211
"Anyone know what kind of cars Timmy, Benny, and Bammy drive?
American?"
Bullet proof ones.
on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 21:17
#130401
Zero Hedge, thank you for the find. Gold star to the maker. You cannot buy comedy like this. All you can do is hope you have the sense to stumble across it. Excellent visual and audio.
Funny as heck
on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 21:41
#130412
My favorite 1993 FORD has to be the Thunderbird Super Coupe. Nice coupe with a lots of power.
on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 10:58
#130620
Detroit Auto Show sees increased interest from politicians and Washington insiders By Sheena Harrison | MLive.com November 14, 2009, 9:08AM
The North American International Auto Show has seen an increase in demand for show passes from politicians and Washington insiders -- so much so that the show has introduced a new credential policy for government officials.
The 2010 Detroit auto show opens to the press and politicians on Jan. 11, and opens to the public on Jan. 16. Doug Fox, chairman of the 2010 auto show, told the Detroit Free Press that new credentials were created for politicians this year because "requests for passes to the show are pouring in from members of Congress, the Department of Transportation and other agencies."Interest in attending the Detroit show appeared to increase after the Federal government's bailout of General Motors Corp. and Chrysler Group L.L.C. The Freep says the government has given more than in aid to the auto industry.
on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 13:41
#130710
not all jews are israeli not all israeli's are zionists and anti semitic would mean you were against a language. the bastards are hiding behind multiple blinds.
on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 19:33
#130908
Not all Jews are Israeli; not all Israelis are Jews; not all Jews are zionists. "Semite" is a word denoting race, and generally (though not popularly) covers Arabs and Jews and some of the peoples in the Ethiopia / Somalia regions.
on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 14:16
#130732
Sadly, all the 1993 Tauruses were destroyed by Cash4Clunkers.
on Sun, 11/15/2009 - 00:44
#131060
dog will hunt....