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Tue, 07/21/2009 - 01:28 | Link to Comment jdoo
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Thank you!!!

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 01:30 | Link to Comment climacus
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Awesome, this is exactly what we've been asking for.

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 01:31 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/21/2009 - 01:37 | Link to Comment Marla Singer
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You bet.  This was the diligence meeting.

 

 

 

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 09:01 | Link to Comment erich
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You wanna see blood in the streets?  Don't mock Sesame Street.  Please!

 

And, 34-40 = -6.  I hope captcha has been fixed to allow negative numbers as the results (I think it previously allowed negatives on the equation side only).

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 01:58 | Link to Comment Quantum Noise
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sweeeeeeeeeeet!

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 02:09 | Link to Comment PenGun
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 Sweet. Thanks Marla.

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 02:22 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 07/21/2009 - 02:55 | Link to Comment VegasBD
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Was bumpin Ice Ice Baby today thru downtown culver city. yea that was me. where am i? who called me here? dont call the cops please. swiss cheese.

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 02:57 | Link to Comment VegasBD
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f these captcha are gettin hard. is it to keep the drunks like me off?  ya know, i really need a captcha on my cell phone. to be activated after 1am or so. pullin $500 out of the ATM after midnight is NEVER a good idea. fun, but never a good idea.

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 07:12 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/21/2009 - 07:57 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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damn this is one sweet ass improvement ... like the changes marla ....  oh it's so good to wait for the next rounfd of GS scams, and their defenders so i can junk them like a motherfucker

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 07:30 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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i have a suggestion for this CAPTCHA thingy ... why don't you just ask people the solution of Poncaire conjucture for  3+1d Euclidean manifolds and the formula for Ricci flow ... goddamn it ... it's confusing for me to know what -11 + x = 1 .... my Aspergers only allows me to understand complicated structures and concepts, both purely abstract and material ... i'm to stupid for simple things ...

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 07:42 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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Twilight Zone officially entered.

CAT EPS $0.72 vs $0.22 E

Revenue missed by almost $1B. 

DJ futures up 40 pts on the back of this "great report".

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 07:57 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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well what did you expect; for the market to be rational and based on fundementals and sound techincals ... no way Jose ... the dow is gonna skyrocket simply on the fact that tthe losses were not 2 bil, and later coke-whore Kudlow will spin this loss into something positive; for example; that the manufacturing and building sector are on the upswing and that of course the recession is over, and he'll be right on the last part; it's a depression and we haven't seen nuthin' yet ..

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 08:26 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/21/2009 - 08:37 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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oh no ... i don't bet on this market no more ... i closed all my positions on june 1st and put 55% of my gains in Asian share, 70% invested in Hong Kong and Beijing ... i try to stay away from this travesty .... but i'll admit it ... 'twas a nice run while it lasted ....

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 08:53 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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 i mean just look a the p/e ration on SP500 ... its 134 ... 134 ... that's a bubble ready to burst ... forget all the technicals, the analysis .... 134 p/e spells hyper bubble in my books ... and it's insane to buy shares at those levels .... and count in all the weak fundamentals and irrational exuberance + ultra low repetitive volumes + all the blatant market manipulation; and you don't have to be a genius to see that this shit is past overblown ... it's so hot on air that's gone straight into outer space ...

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 08:07 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/21/2009 - 08:24 | Link to Comment where is my mind
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Awesome Marla!

 

Thanks.

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 08:39 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 07/21/2009 - 14:04 | Link to Comment FredFubar
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I'm wasting far too much time on this site.

0H rocks. 

Oh, and I like the orders tab. Very sub-tile

And thanks for fixing up the front page. Defintely easier to read.

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