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Psssst! Hey You. Yeah You. Wanna Buy An Invisible Ice Cream Cone?

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Tue, 07/21/2009 - 01:28 | 10875 jdoo
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Thank you!!!

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 01:30 | 10876 climacus
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Awesome, this is exactly what we've been asking for.

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 01:31 | 10877 Anonymous
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Is the Sr Tranche of the invisible cone AAA rated?

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 01:37 | 10880 Marla Singer
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You bet.  This was the diligence meeting.

 

 

 

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 09:01 | 10949 erich
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You wanna see blood in the streets?  Don't mock Sesame Street.  Please!

 

And, 34-40 = -6.  I hope captcha has been fixed to allow negative numbers as the results (I think it previously allowed negatives on the equation side only).

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 01:58 | 10885 Quantum Noise
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sweeeeeeeeeeet!

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 02:09 | 10888 PenGun
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 Sweet. Thanks Marla.

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 02:22 | 10894 Anonymous
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Wa-hoo!

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 02:25 | 10895 Anonymous
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Thank you, you sweet thang!

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 02:46 | 10901 Anonymous
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venice!

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 02:55 | 10905 VegasBD
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Was bumpin Ice Ice Baby today thru downtown culver city. yea that was me. where am i? who called me here? dont call the cops please. swiss cheese.

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 02:57 | 10906 VegasBD
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f these captcha are gettin hard. is it to keep the drunks like me off?  ya know, i really need a captcha on my cell phone. to be activated after 1am or so. pullin $500 out of the ATM after midnight is NEVER a good idea. fun, but never a good idea.

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 07:12 | 10920 Anonymous
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many thanks...

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 07:57 | 10922 Cheeky Bastard
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damn this is one sweet ass improvement ... like the changes marla ....  oh it's so good to wait for the next rounfd of GS scams, and their defenders so i can junk them like a motherfucker

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 07:30 | 10923 Cheeky Bastard
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i have a suggestion for this CAPTCHA thingy ... why don't you just ask people the solution of Poncaire conjucture for  3+1d Euclidean manifolds and the formula for Ricci flow ... goddamn it ... it's confusing for me to know what -11 + x = 1 .... my Aspergers only allows me to understand complicated structures and concepts, both purely abstract and material ... i'm to stupid for simple things ...

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 07:42 | 10925 lizzy36
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Twilight Zone officially entered.

CAT EPS $0.72 vs $0.22 E

Revenue missed by almost $1B. 

DJ futures up 40 pts on the back of this "great report".

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 07:57 | 10927 Cheeky Bastard
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well what did you expect; for the market to be rational and based on fundementals and sound techincals ... no way Jose ... the dow is gonna skyrocket simply on the fact that tthe losses were not 2 bil, and later coke-whore Kudlow will spin this loss into something positive; for example; that the manufacturing and building sector are on the upswing and that of course the recession is over, and he'll be right on the last part; it's a depression and we haven't seen nuthin' yet ..

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 08:26 | 10934 Anonymous
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So how are you going to make money from what you know?

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 08:37 | 10938 Cheeky Bastard
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oh no ... i don't bet on this market no more ... i closed all my positions on june 1st and put 55% of my gains in Asian share, 70% invested in Hong Kong and Beijing ... i try to stay away from this travesty .... but i'll admit it ... 'twas a nice run while it lasted ....

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 08:53 | 10946 Cheeky Bastard
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 i mean just look a the p/e ration on SP500 ... its 134 ... 134 ... that's a bubble ready to burst ... forget all the technicals, the analysis .... 134 p/e spells hyper bubble in my books ... and it's insane to buy shares at those levels .... and count in all the weak fundamentals and irrational exuberance + ultra low repetitive volumes + all the blatant market manipulation; and you don't have to be a genius to see that this shit is past overblown ... it's so hot on air that's gone straight into outer space ...

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 08:07 | 10928 Anonymous
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http://www.metacloak.net/

On March 27, 2009 history was made. Fractal Antenna, the world’s pioneering innovator of antennas and fractal electronics, did what others said couldn’t be done: demonstrate a working, “see-thru” wideband invisibility cloak.

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 08:24 | 10932 where is my mind
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Awesome Marla!

 

Thanks.

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 08:39 | 10939 Anonymous
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How many are left?...O.K., I'll buy the balance. What's your clearing #? Regular settlement? I'll have a reo in a few hours if there are any left after I work them internally.

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 10:50 | 11030 Anonymous
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no math skillz. i suck

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 13:17 | 11368 fazfas (not verified)
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good finance articles

by Anonymous
on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 22:05
#10864 Are they going to assume the roll of the bankrupt Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac? Is the 'Shadow System' taking a bank holiday?
Tue, 07/21/2009 - 13:35 | 11166 Anonymous
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Thank you, this is what keep me going back to the blogspot I wanted to see the full screen postings!!! Awesome work guys/gals! Now wheres my calculator so I can post this comment?

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 14:04 | 11202 FredFubar
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I'm wasting far too much time on this site.

0H rocks. 

Oh, and I like the orders tab. Very sub-tile

And thanks for fixing up the front page. Defintely easier to read.

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