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bidetesque, montezuma's revenge....
market @ 11 ms month highs, and are full of fitting metaphors.
Fuckin' awesome! Monetary Diarrhea...you guys think that phase has been trademarked yet? Put that on a ZH shirt! I' m buying!
Buy the set...
"Too Big To Fail"
"Too Screwed To Care"
thank you for the perspective...the diarrhea metaphor is really a euphemism.
just flush your monetary diarrhea down the monetary bidet....
talk about contempt for brother ben's travelling economic salvation show....pack up the bankers and grab the old regulators cause everyone knows about brother bailout's show....reach out your hand...
I am reminded one again that there is no such thing as coincidence.
No offense, but middle east oil money is among the dumbest money around isn't it? If even they recognize the diarhea the gig is up, one would thing.
foreigners are not buying our bonds....the
fed is buying them from accounts in the caymen
the chinese, europeans, arabs are NOT buying
This is a repost of a comment I posted in another thread.
The recession does not need to be over. The public just needs to "Think" the recession is over. And the public will think the recession is over when the indicators that the public relies on for information shows that the recession is over.
The public watches the DOW Jones Industrial average.
The public watches the S&P 500.
The public watches the NASDAQ.
The public watches the price of oil.
The public does NOT watch the dollar, or the baltic dry, or the carry trade, or bond rates, or M1, or M2, or MZM, or anything else that needs more than 3 seconds to figure out.
Please understand, the traders in GS and JPM and the rest of Wall Street are not stupid. (Greedy, lying, thieves that would pimp their mothers for a buck, but not stupid.) And please understand that they read web pages, or have someone else read web pages, and give them the results. Well, when main stream media web comments are talking about lining up big bank traders and Wall Street insiders and hanging them along each side of Wall Street, there is a problem. (Look for comments from April through Juneish on Yahoo, MSN, CNBC,NY Times, etc.) Also understand that it is VERY hard to spend your stolen trillions when you are hanging by the neck from a lamp post 10 feet from the ground and the crows have pecked out your eyes.
We were || that close to a revolution, and for the first time in a generation the first people up against the wall would not have been the lawyers or politians, but instead would have been the bankers.
So yes, the bankers will push up the DJ, and S&P, and NASDAQ, and Oil. They wont care how they do it, because the public does not care how they do it. The public just needs the perception that things are better.
They will do this by placing out of favor mainstream stocks (BAC, C, FNM, FRM, CAR, etc) on a rocket and shooting them up, and when those stocks are at a comfortable level, they will SLOWLY sell off their position as the public, pension funds, mutual funds, and 401ks buy into the higher level.
The reason they will keep it slow is that if they sell off too fast, the market will crash, and bankers will then die. But if they pull out slowly, they both get to keep more gains on their scheme, and individual stocks that fall ~1% a day do not make the news.
At this point, it is about survival for the bankers. They have the profit, now they just need to be able to keep it and spend it. Please keep this in mind when thinking about trading or shorting the market.
So true, but 'the public' watches their prospects most of all. And 'the public' (as well as the bankers approving their loans) has started to do rudimentary math.
The administration is hoping they can Confidence their way out of this hole, but with individual and corporate balance sheets the way they are it ain't gonna be that easy.
It doesn't matter what the DOW/S&P/Oil is at.. if the "public" cannot pay for food because they are that far in debt then this country has a problem. Foreclosures and insolvency with continue to climb until the proverbial straw breaks the proverbial camel's back..
Until the philosophy which hold one race superiorAnd anotherInferiorIs finallyAnd permanentlyDiscreditedAnd abandoned -Everywhere is war -Me say war.
That until there no longerFirst class and second class citizens of any nationUntil the colour of a mans skinIs of no more significance than the colour of his eyes -Me say war.
That until the basic human rightsAre equally guaranteed to all,Without regard to race -Dis a war.
That until that dayThe dream of lasting peace,World citizenshipRule of international moralityWill remain in but a fleeting illusion to be pursued,But never attained -Now everywhere is war - war.
And until the ignoble and unhappy regimesThat hold our brothers in angola,In mozambique,South africaSub-human bondageHave been toppled,Utterly destroyed -Well, everywhere is war -Me say war.
War in the east,War in the west,War up north,War down south -War - war -Rumours of war.And until that day,The african continentWill not know peace,We africans will fight - we find it necessary -And we know we shall winAs we are confidentIn the victory
Of good over evil -Good over evil, yeah!Good over evil -Good over evil, yeah!Good over evil -Good over evil, yeah!
a bit off topic but never entirely so when exposing fraud and criminality of ben bernanke i have just read chapman's report that ben is buying bonds offshore in the caymen islands...he was reporting the findings of rob kirby and ellen brown...
somehow this ties into the cia operation of which madoff was a part and relates to the 134b usd bond brouhaha with madoff taking money to israel and the caribbean - most likely caymens...
hence it seems that ben, cia, madoff, israel have been conspiring to prop up bonds probably in exchange for jets and an attack on syria....yes syria - not iran...not sure how it all fits together but i know there are connections....
the europeans and chicoms have not been buying bonds although they may have been converting mbs diarrhea into t-bond diarrhea...however, they have not been net buyers...
and so diarrhea has a place to go and it is not necessarily the bidet...its outcome will be more economic collapse and inflation....yes good old fashioned inflation...
Can someone refer me to a chart that shows monetary base overlaid with some measure of total outstanding credit? The reason that this astronomical rise in the monetary base won't cause inflation is the corresponding shrinkage of credit, no?
not quite....although there is an element of truth
the main reason why the large rise in monetary
base has not been price inflationary so far has
been because it includes about 800b usd deposited
at the fed by the banks receiving bailout money....
banks simply are not loaning the money which means
that the fractional expansion power is inert
to a point.
on the other hand, credit has been contracting
but not at nearly the same rate at which the
money base has expanded...thus production is
declining...hold on to that thought....
however, credit sensitive markets such as
real estate are seeing declines in price levels
but much of that is due to defaults from
lost income or income which never existed
as per ninja loans....and yet this is only a
sliver of the story....the supply of housing is
even so, a lot of money has leaked into the
economy from the fed via qe - it typically
takes 12-18 months for price inflation to
show up once monetary inflation has begun....the
data is starting to show significant cpi
so increasing money supply will eventually
enter the productive economy which has been
shrinking with a strong upward push on prices...
Or maybe we'll have inflation because of a currency crisis. Credit keeps contracting and the FED keeps printing until foreign makets yell uncle on the dollar. Or maybe the US will step in first and formally devalue the dollar.
mUCH OF THIS MONEY IS ENDING UP IN STOCKS AND OTHER INVESTMENTS. THAT IS WHERE THE RISE COMES FROM. NOT REAL INVESTORS.
A pity Bernanke, the professed scholar of the Great Depression, hasn't learnt from history. We all have to suffer as a result. Just incredible!!
See this is the way to run a bank...http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/banksandfinance/6199483/...
Barclays ("former" employees) sets up a company called Protium Finance (I love that name) and loans it $12.6 Billion so it can buy $12.3 Billion worth of toxic assets from Barclays. No need to write down those assets -- they don't own them anymore. BRILLIANT.
Wonder how many others did the samething? Well, besides the USA and bond buying...ouch.
You've heard of the RACERs at Lehman, now Goldman has created a new vehicle for Middle Eastern sovereign wealth funds known as ASSETs: Anally Secreted Securities for Eastern Targets.
Research - the Qatar / Tony Blair / Barclays links
we love this one:
"This event of Generations X & Y seeing their Baby Boomer parents & grandparents go back to work will have a profound effect on the US Consumer's Psyche for years to come."
maybe Kevin's comment not so random nonsense?
fool us once, shame on yous.
Diarrhea: an explosive discharge of liquid waste. Yeah, sound about right.
My bowels have never been the same after seeing
those rusty ship pictures yesterday - now this!
I'm in trouble.
From Bloomberg: China’s Pig Farmers Amass Copper, Nickel, Sucden Says
Pig farmers and other speculators may have amassed more than 50,000 metric tons, Jeremy Goldwyn, who oversees business development in Asia for London-based Sucden, wrote in an e- mailed report after a visit to China. That’s about half the level of inventories tallied by the Shanghai Futures Exchange, which stood last week at a two-year high of 97,396 tons.
Just when you thought things could not get any more absurd!
I guess I should stock pile FCX on the back of this news.
TCK. China already frontran the pig farmers.
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