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A Question And Answer For Jim O'Neill

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A week ago, Goldman's Jim O'Neill asked the following question:

"Anyhow, dear grizzlies....bet your [sic] worried about today’s rally? See u later."

To which the grizzlies respond with their own question:

"Isn't payback a bitch Jim "N-11" O'Neill? See u later."




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Fri, 06/04/2010 - 14:59 | Link to Comment homersimpson
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Jim O'Neill... show me your O face! You just got screwed..

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:12 | Link to Comment Cursive
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You've received Mr. O'Neill's voice mailbox.  Mr. O'Neill is currently performing a "donkey show" in Tijuana right now, but you can leave a message after the beep.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:17 | Link to Comment MyFriendMises
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lol.  fracking great!!!

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 16:43 | Link to Comment Lux Fiat
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If someone is already prostituting themselves, guess it's not much of a   stretch.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 16:52 | Link to Comment Ted K
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Cursive, if I could, I'd give you a keg of beer for that one. Hilarious.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 19:02 | Link to Comment ZackAttack
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"It's interspecies erotica, dammit!"

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 16:36 | Link to Comment BlackBeard
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and cummed on.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 21:55 | Link to Comment bruiserND
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O'Neill,

The Haka bear is commin' to get GSA .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GpTsPNwwms&feature=related

No one is bigger than the market, not even Goldman Sachs ,their Fed , Obama ,Rahm Emanuel and all the members of their bath house "Man's Country" .

Sat, 06/05/2010 - 08:29 | Link to Comment Translational Lift
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How could he possibly fuk up if he's doing GOD's work???  The only way these aholes make money is if they control both sides of the transaction.........

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:00 | Link to Comment cymro33
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Europe is sleeping. Nobody in the US is going to hold any positions over the weekend.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:00 | Link to Comment FitBusinessman.com
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Dear Jim,

Hope your investments include inverse 3x capabilities if your are a die-hard long monkey.

Regards,

FBM

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:00 | Link to Comment Rider
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Jimbo thought that was his lucky day, "Are you feeling lucky today punk?"

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:04 | Link to Comment Turd Ferguson
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Jim O'Neill is a douchebag.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:04 | Link to Comment Calvin Jones an...
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Why would anyone trust any GS nitwit?  No sane person would.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:06 | Link to Comment Prof Gulliver
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Pride goeth before a 300-point fall.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 22:02 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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323.31 points to be exact.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:06 | Link to Comment London Dude Trader
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Jim, fuck off to Old Trafford!

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:22 | Link to Comment VK
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+ Chelsea!

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:10 | Link to Comment sumo
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Ramp-O-matic algos just got switched on

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:32 | Link to Comment BobPaulson
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Tried. Failed.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 16:46 | Link to Comment Lux Fiat
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Tried and died.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:11 | Link to Comment carbonmutant
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How's that party at the Hotel Dolce in Sitges going?... LOL

Dominique Strauss-Kahn is floating the idea for "a new global currency issued by a global central bank".

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 16:29 | Link to Comment TBT or not TBT
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As all now it is very important to centralise everything.  DSK should know.   He's an elite Frenchman, and they know that sort of thing.

Sat, 06/05/2010 - 11:40 | Link to Comment Translational Lift
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Dominique Strauss-Kahn is floating the idea for "a new global currency issued by a global central bank".

That's exactly what all this BS has been leading up to and the Bama boy is one of the cheerleaders.......

Sat, 06/05/2010 - 21:00 | Link to Comment carbonmutant
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Yes, well it's hard to imagine how much credibility a world currency is going to have if they can't prevent their current experiment with the Euro from heading for a total collapse.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:11 | Link to Comment demsco
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And it ain't over Jimmy Boy... Asshole.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:14 | Link to Comment partimer1
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It feels like a well controlled down day.  no panic at all?  VIX at 35? what's wrong with the picture?

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:59 | Link to Comment sumo
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Don't know. It's as if Euroland risks aren't priced in, fully.

Complacency about PBoC support for EUR?

 

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:14 | Link to Comment Internet Tough Guy
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Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:27 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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The bears are training, and ready to strike at any moment!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghgg_fukbvU

 

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 16:31 | Link to Comment TBT or not TBT
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The Bear abides...

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 16:56 | Link to Comment Ted K
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Don't sully "The dude"s name by including him in Jim O'Neill convo

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 16:49 | Link to Comment Gold...Bitches
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and this time around theres so much salmon in the water they just eat the steak from the middle and leave the rest of the fish to rot while they dip back in for another fillet.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:16 | Link to Comment Blues Traveler
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"A good hanging tends to focus the mind"

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:23 | Link to Comment Fish Gone Bad
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I am sure that at least Jim's mother loves him.  What a tool.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:27 | Link to Comment Temporalist
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She used to...until she took his investment advice.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 23:43 | Link to Comment ColonelCooper
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LMAO

Sat, 06/05/2010 - 23:25 | Link to Comment drwells
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+1

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:28 | Link to Comment Archimedes
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Wow!

 

He does not even know the difference between your and you're....priceless!

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:29 | Link to Comment assumptionblindness
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Dear Jim,

WTF were you thinking.  You should never poke the bear while he is sleeping, asshole!

Regards,

'Da Bear

OT - The volume is really thin for a huge down day. Did someone pull the plug on the HFT systems early in the day in order to avoid 'Flash Crash 2.0'.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:30 | Link to Comment WaterWings
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World Collapse Explained in 3 Minutes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0a_FA_J6Sw

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:31 | Link to Comment SteveNYC
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Crikey, I found this online. Amateur, but hilarious:

 

http://www.runtogold.com/images/goldman-sachs-vampire-squid.jpg

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:33 | Link to Comment sumo
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More power, Scottie!

 

I canna hold her, Captain.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:35 | Link to Comment AccreditedEYE
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Jim!!! PS- YOU SUCK!!!

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:53 | Link to Comment sumo
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VIX is showing some heat.

 

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:51 | Link to Comment I_Rowboat
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Still 8 minutes left for the save. 

"Scotty - we'll need all the power you've got!"

"Aye, Cap'n, I'll do what I can, but I'm not a miracle worker"

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:54 | Link to Comment faustian bargain
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"Cap'n! ...we've run oot o' dilithium crystals!"

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:52 | Link to Comment faustian bargain
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Push! Push! ...just...can't...get it...up...

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:53 | Link to Comment juliawong
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I saw him this past Wednesday in London and he seemed quick tired looking and even a bit sad.

Not sure if he saw this coming?!

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:57 | Link to Comment I_Rowboat
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"The rudder's shorn away!  She don't respond!"

If the PPT is trying, it's sure hard to tell. 

Note to the PPT:  If all you're hearing is a -click-click-click-, there's no point in pulling the trigger anymore. 

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 16:20 | Link to Comment Crummy
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Hey Jim, couldn't you just shit a BRIC about right now?

 

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 16:34 | Link to Comment FourWude
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Wahey!!!

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 16:40 | Link to Comment Crummy
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Whoa, look out. Hey now.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 16:43 | Link to Comment huggy_in_london
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he is a total hoax

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 16:44 | Link to Comment LeBalance
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the griz just belched out a rib and remarked that Jim was a slow runner.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 18:17 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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There you are.  I have been wondering when I would see you again.

Agreed.  Jim is just pumping the trough trying to punk the clients the way GS handled their transfer of BP risk in Q1.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 17:06 | Link to Comment Double down
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I'll say it again.  I hate that guy

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 17:43 | Link to Comment Circumspice
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Who the hell ends professional correspondence with "see u later"? Let's ignore the short-bus taunting of bears (one day's rally is obviously irrelevant), who actually says this?

lylas, Jim

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 18:10 | Link to Comment faustian bargain
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he was probably texting in between snorting lines off some tranny hookers' bodies.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 18:48 | Link to Comment Silver_Bullet
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A propagandist like him can't take things to seriously you see.  I don't really think he is an unintelligent person, but his entire reason for being is to lie to people about how good things are.  There is no reason to be serious or professional when you address fools everyday.  If he was perfectly nice and serious, we would still know he is a liar anyway.

 

He is having fun putting in work on all the widows and orphans with this nonsense about poor countries reviving the world economy, when we are all buried in debt.

 

He is really a Baghdad Bob type of figure...

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 21:22 | Link to Comment strannick
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Or how about 'N-11 isnt going to payback, Jim 'bitch' O'neil'

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 22:56 | Link to Comment snowball777
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Message for Mr. O'Neill's dark pool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGSYSxHmj4Q

Pair of "ta"s, Blowhard

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