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A Question And Answer For Jim O'Neill

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A week ago, Goldman's Jim O'Neill asked the following question:

"Anyhow, dear grizzlies....bet your [sic] worried about today’s rally? See u later."

To which the grizzlies respond with their own question:

"Isn't payback a bitch Jim "N-11" O'Neill? See u later."

 

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Fri, 06/04/2010 - 14:59 | 395508 homersimpson
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Jim O'Neill... show me your O face! You just got screwed..

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:12 | 395551 Cursive
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You've received Mr. O'Neill's voice mailbox.  Mr. O'Neill is currently performing a "donkey show" in Tijuana right now, but you can leave a message after the beep.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:17 | 395563 MyFriendMises
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lol.  fracking great!!!

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 16:43 | 395822 Lux Fiat
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If someone is already prostituting themselves, guess it's not much of a   stretch.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 16:52 | 395847 Ted K
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Cursive, if I could, I'd give you a keg of beer for that one. Hilarious.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 19:02 | 396111 ZackAttack
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"It's interspecies erotica, dammit!"

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 16:36 | 395800 BlackBeard
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and cummed on.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 21:55 | 396361 bruiserND
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O'Neill,

The Haka bear is commin' to get GSA .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GpTsPNwwms&feature=related

No one is bigger than the market, not even Goldman Sachs ,their Fed , Obama ,Rahm Emanuel and all the members of their bath house "Man's Country" .

Sat, 06/05/2010 - 08:29 | 396756 Translational Lift
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How could he possibly fuk up if he's doing GOD's work???  The only way these aholes make money is if they control both sides of the transaction.........

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:00 | 395515 cymro33
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Europe is sleeping. Nobody in the US is going to hold any positions over the weekend.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:00 | 395517 FitBusinessman.com
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Dear Jim,

Hope your investments include inverse 3x capabilities if your are a die-hard long monkey.

Regards,

FBM

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:00 | 395518 Rider
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Jimbo thought that was his lucky day, "Are you feeling lucky today punk?"

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:04 | 395529 Turd Ferguson
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Jim O'Neill is a douchebag.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:04 | 395530 Calvin Jones an...
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Why would anyone trust any GS nitwit?  No sane person would.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:06 | 395537 Prof Gulliver
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Pride goeth before a 300-point fall.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 22:02 | 396375 StychoKiller
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323.31 points to be exact.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:06 | 395538 London Dude Trader
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Jim, fuck off to Old Trafford!

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:22 | 395580 VK
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+ Chelsea!

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:10 | 395542 sumo
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Ramp-O-matic algos just got switched on

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:32 | 395614 BobPaulson
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Tried. Failed.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 16:46 | 395829 Lux Fiat
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Tried and died.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:11 | 395543 carbonmutant
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How's that party at the Hotel Dolce in Sitges going?... LOL

Dominique Strauss-Kahn is floating the idea for "a new global currency issued by a global central bank".

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 16:29 | 395787 TBT or not TBT
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As all now it is very important to centralise everything.  DSK should know.   He's an elite Frenchman, and they know that sort of thing.

Sat, 06/05/2010 - 11:40 | 396870 Translational Lift
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Dominique Strauss-Kahn is floating the idea for "a new global currency issued by a global central bank".

That's exactly what all this BS has been leading up to and the Bama boy is one of the cheerleaders.......

Sat, 06/05/2010 - 21:00 | 397403 carbonmutant
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Yes, well it's hard to imagine how much credibility a world currency is going to have if they can't prevent their current experiment with the Euro from heading for a total collapse.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:11 | 395546 demsco
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And it ain't over Jimmy Boy... Asshole.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:14 | 395559 partimer1
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It feels like a well controlled down day.  no panic at all?  VIX at 35? what's wrong with the picture?

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:59 | 395700 sumo
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Don't know. It's as if Euroland risks aren't priced in, fully.

Complacency about PBoC support for EUR?

 

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:14 | 395560 Internet Tough Guy
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Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:27 | 395599 Sudden Debt
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The bears are training, and ready to strike at any moment!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghgg_fukbvU

 

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 16:31 | 395791 TBT or not TBT
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The Bear abides...

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 16:56 | 395858 Ted K
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Don't sully "The dude"s name by including him in Jim O'Neill convo

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 16:49 | 395836 Gold...Bitches
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and this time around theres so much salmon in the water they just eat the steak from the middle and leave the rest of the fish to rot while they dip back in for another fillet.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:16 | 395561 Blues Traveler
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"A good hanging tends to focus the mind"

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:23 | 395585 Fish Gone Bad
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I am sure that at least Jim's mother loves him.  What a tool.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:27 | 395598 Temporalist
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She used to...until she took his investment advice.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 23:43 | 396511 ColonelCooper
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LMAO

Sat, 06/05/2010 - 23:25 | 397490 drwells
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+1

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:28 | 395604 Archimedes
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Wow!

 

He does not even know the difference between your and you're....priceless!

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:29 | 395606 assumptionblindness
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Dear Jim,

WTF were you thinking.  You should never poke the bear while he is sleeping, asshole!

Regards,

'Da Bear

OT - The volume is really thin for a huge down day. Did someone pull the plug on the HFT systems early in the day in order to avoid 'Flash Crash 2.0'.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:30 | 395607 WaterWings
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World Collapse Explained in 3 Minutes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0a_FA_J6Sw

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:31 | 395613 SteveNYC
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Crikey, I found this online. Amateur, but hilarious:

 

http://www.runtogold.com/images/goldman-sachs-vampire-squid.jpg

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:33 | 395620 sumo
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More power, Scottie!

 

I canna hold her, Captain.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:35 | 395627 AccreditedEYE
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Jim!!! PS- YOU SUCK!!!

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:53 | 395644 sumo
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VIX is showing some heat.

 

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:51 | 395675 I_Rowboat
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Still 8 minutes left for the save. 

"Scotty - we'll need all the power you've got!"

"Aye, Cap'n, I'll do what I can, but I'm not a miracle worker"

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:54 | 395683 faustian bargain
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"Cap'n! ...we've run oot o' dilithium crystals!"

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:52 | 395680 faustian bargain
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Push! Push! ...just...can't...get it...up...

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:53 | 395681 juliawong
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I saw him this past Wednesday in London and he seemed quick tired looking and even a bit sad.

Not sure if he saw this coming?!

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 15:57 | 395695 I_Rowboat
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"The rudder's shorn away!  She don't respond!"

If the PPT is trying, it's sure hard to tell. 

Note to the PPT:  If all you're hearing is a -click-click-click-, there's no point in pulling the trigger anymore. 

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 16:20 | 395759 Crummy
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Hey Jim, couldn't you just shit a BRIC about right now?

 

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 16:34 | 395797 FourWude
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Wahey!!!

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 16:40 | 395811 Crummy
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Whoa, look out. Hey now.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 16:43 | 395821 huggy_in_london
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he is a total hoax

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 16:44 | 395823 LeBalance
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the griz just belched out a rib and remarked that Jim was a slow runner.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 18:17 | 396039 Miles Kendig
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There you are.  I have been wondering when I would see you again.

Agreed.  Jim is just pumping the trough trying to punk the clients the way GS handled their transfer of BP risk in Q1.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 17:06 | 395878 Double down
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I'll say it again.  I hate that guy

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 17:43 | 395967 Circumspice
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Who the hell ends professional correspondence with "see u later"? Let's ignore the short-bus taunting of bears (one day's rally is obviously irrelevant), who actually says this?

lylas, Jim

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 18:10 | 396025 faustian bargain
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he was probably texting in between snorting lines off some tranny hookers' bodies.

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 18:48 | 396089 Silver_Bullet
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A propagandist like him can't take things to seriously you see.  I don't really think he is an unintelligent person, but his entire reason for being is to lie to people about how good things are.  There is no reason to be serious or professional when you address fools everyday.  If he was perfectly nice and serious, we would still know he is a liar anyway.

 

He is having fun putting in work on all the widows and orphans with this nonsense about poor countries reviving the world economy, when we are all buried in debt.

 

He is really a Baghdad Bob type of figure...

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 21:22 | 396315 strannick
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Or how about 'N-11 isnt going to payback, Jim 'bitch' O'neil'

Fri, 06/04/2010 - 22:56 | 396447 snowball777
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Message for Mr. O'Neill's dark pool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGSYSxHmj4Q

Pair of "ta"s, Blowhard

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