A Quick Look At Lloyd Blankfein's 15 CPW Residence

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Sun, 05/16/2010 - 11:54 | 354673 Bolweevil
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"4 bedrooms and 6.5 bathrooms"

apparently the amount of money you make is directly proportional to your incidence of bowel dysfunction

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 13:08 | 354784 imaginalis
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If the amount of sh%t that comes out of his mouth is anything to go by.....

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 18:54 | 355277 Nihilarian
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The original comment was hilarious, but you 1'UPed it like Mario.



Sun, 05/16/2010 - 14:14 | 354845 dumpster
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three toilets for each jackass

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 11:59 | 354680 Ned Zeppelin
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Bluetooth bidets and GLD certificate wallpaper.

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 12:00 | 354681 Astute Investor
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A long way from East New York, Brooklyn....

Moving on up, to a de-luxe apartment in the sky.

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 12:01 | 354686 WaterWings
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Is that number right? Approaching 1 billion? Is the print screwed up or am I?

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 15:48 | 354967 HellZero
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pre crunch bargain price!

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 12:01 | 354687 Porter
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Getting out of that place during a crisis would make the escape from Saigon look like a day at Disneyland.

Also no wood lot for fuel, no well water, no slit trench...but I guess forewarned is forearmed and he and the Mrs would be outta there to the upstate cabin well in advance of the bridges shutting down.

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 12:25 | 354721 dumpster
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his private helicopter is just a room away lol

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 14:20 | 354853 WaterWings
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"No. No! I won't leave without my Persian baby. Fiji! Fiji! Come to mama. We have to leave, honey. Fiji? Come here now!"

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 12:02 | 354688 LeBalance
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"A Bath: defined by the number of toilets per unit and for a Minister of Mammon it is standard to have two toilets per room.  This is so one can both vomit and defecate at the same time." /sarcasm off/

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 12:21 | 354714 Cheeky Bastard
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15 CPW = Nouveau Riche with an extra pain of having Madonna as you neighbor.

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 14:11 | 354839 Sqworl
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Spot On Cheeky, the Wasps still control Fifth Avenue and refuse to let them into the buildings..lol

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 12:36 | 354728 dumpster
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with great wealth comes lots of places to hide

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 12:38 | 354733 doublethink
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This is the kind of piece one usually finds in Forbes or People.


Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:51 | 355175 bc0203
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Agreed.  We all know the guy is rich.  I really don't care about where he lives, bringing it up is just trying to incite class warfare.

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 18:45 | 355261 Frank Owen
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I think there is some differentiation going on here. Greed is good - but government handout greed is unacceptable.

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 19:16 | 355313 Budd Fox
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Class warfare is good.....the AR15 is the Great Equalizer of modern times...Colt, bringing you Social Justice from over a century.

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 20:28 | 355420 Steaming_Wookie_Doo
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I think it's just pointing out where to aim the RPG.

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 12:43 | 354744 Immanuel Cunt
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Interesting. #59 moved in in 2005, then nothing for 2 lonely years, until everyone got in between Nov 2007 and Jan 2008.


Sun, 05/16/2010 - 12:44 | 354747 Brokenarrow
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Hmmmmmmmmmm...........how would you like ot be  aneighbor? Not me.

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 12:54 | 354756 RobotTrader
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Funny how most made their fortunes in "leveraged finance"....


Harnessing the "Animal Spirits" have treated these people well, thanks to near zero interest rates.

If stocks sell off further, and interest rates plunge even more, then these people are going to get even wealthier.

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 12:55 | 354759 10044
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what a dump! lol

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 13:03 | 354770 Rick64
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Wonder what they are worth today since all of them bought before the stockmarket bottom of 09.

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 13:30 | 354812 Caviar Emptor
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Bomb proof gold vault in basement. Next to panic room bunker. Next to weapons cache. Next to Praetorian Guard quarters. Next to nuclear White House Annex. 

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 13:37 | 354821 anynonmous
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virtual tour


Sun, 05/16/2010 - 13:59 | 354827 hedgeless_horseman
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The real estate agent probably did not mention that the view of Central Park works both ways.  Some mort with a rifle would have no problem finding a nice "observation" site in all that lush green.  I wouldn't worry too much about it, Lloyd.  It's not like you have pissed anyone off, right?



Sun, 05/16/2010 - 13:59 | 354833 trav7777
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what's with the antisemitic suggestions?

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 14:24 | 354846 hedgeless_horseman
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Let me guess...


That is quite a reach. 

My point is that I would have thought that the smartest and most powerful man in the world would live somewhere more...I don't know...defensible?   Somewhere not across the street from all that cover and concealment.   One of these places, maybe?


Or maybe he isn't the smartest person in the world?

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 14:19 | 354850 snowball777
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He could be a black scientologist for all I care, but I'd still pay a 1 oz buffalo to see him catch a round or two in the skull.

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 14:24 | 354855 WaterWings
Sun, 05/16/2010 - 14:30 | 354864 Apostate
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Wow, you're either real internet tough guys or on the FBI payroll.

Keep doing your best to get ZH shut down. Real classy. 

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 16:27 | 354866 hedgeless_horseman
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Maybe, unlike certain bank CEOs, we want our fellow citizens to be aware of all the risks in any investment.  It's not like snipers in the world's major cities are unheard of in this day and age:


And oh, by the way, the red shirts happen to be bastioned in Bangkok's Central Park. 

Don't feel too bad for the guy.  We all make bad investments.  Maybe he plans to install granite countertops, paint the walls beige, and flip it?


Disclosure Statement:  Also doing God's work.

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 15:40 | 354951 snowball777
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No incitement here...just (freely) expressing a preference.

I'm sure the Lord of the Squid can afford polycarbonate double-panes.

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 22:02 | 355560 WaterWings
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If that were true it would have happened a long time ago. Oversea servers, anyway.

But most likely ITGs.

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 19:01 | 355286 LiquidBrick
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He could be a black scientologist for all I care, but I'd still pay a 1 oz buffalo to see him catch a round or two in the skull.


Scientology could help you with your anger issue. Look into it.

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 19:10 | 355301 snowball777
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So they claimed every time I gave them the finger while walking past the main temple in Hollyweird once upon a time.

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 14:00 | 354834 LeBalance
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purchased (as a favor to hedgeless): one clue.

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 16:22 | 355047 hedgeless_horseman
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Thank you, LeBalance, but I wouldn't know what to do with one.  I hope you kept the receipt. 

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 14:52 | 354891 Dkizzle49855
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Newsflash to anyone looking for OBL in some cave in Pakistan: Quit looking as it seems obvious they are looking in the wrong place.  A large number of terrorists seem to occupy this particular structure, so the U.S. Military needs to make a sweep of the building to see what turns up. Then again a bunker buster could do the trick.

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 15:15 | 354920 Careless Whisper
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I'm surprised that Jeff Gordon would want to live in a building with all the wall street trailer trash.

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 15:56 | 354987 Pedro
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Did you see #8.  The president of the Portugese Chamber of Commerce.  Does this have anything to do with Portugal being a pig?  I never knew there was so much money in chamber of commerce officers.

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 16:08 | 355020 Paul E. Math
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Most of the tenants should be in a 6x8ft cell.

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 16:41 | 355072 daz
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Have those buildings armoured windows? I hope so... if not I would put them in my "flat" </paranoid mode off>


Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:49 | 355171 Miyagi_san
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What was that movie, They had an underground getaway but the elites couldn't empty the safe fast enough and carry their loot too.

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 19:12 | 355305 FEDbuster
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My guess is Goldman had Vivos set up something for the "partners" in upstate New York:


Sun, 05/16/2010 - 20:57 | 355459 snowball777
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I'm sure it'll have some kind of air intake wherein the Sarin can be introduced.

It's always convenient when they coalesce in a single roach-motel.


Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:57 | 355188 Scary
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26 million dollars for a pokey flat in a tower block. What a mug.

Sun, 05/16/2010 - 19:14 | 355307 anarkst
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I don't really give shit where the guy resides until his address becomes, Cell Block...

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