A Quick Look At Lloyd Blankfein's 15 CPW Residence

Tyler Durden's picture

With recent  news that Lloyd Blankfein paid cash for his 15 CPW residence in 2008, it is useful to see just what other masters of industry (or, as the case may be, services), reside at New York's most desirable property. In addition to Lloyd, quite a few other Goldmanites seem to have a particular predisposition for expensive West Central Park views. Here is the full list courtesy of AmazonAWS.

 

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Bolweevil's picture

"4 bedrooms and 6.5 bathrooms"

apparently the amount of money you make is directly proportional to your incidence of bowel dysfunction

imaginalis's picture

If the amount of sh%t that comes out of his mouth is anything to go by.....

Nihilarian's picture

The original comment was hilarious, but you 1'UPed it like Mario.

 

++LoL

dumpster's picture

three toilets for each jackass

Ned Zeppelin's picture

Bluetooth bidets and GLD certificate wallpaper.

Astute Investor's picture

A long way from East New York, Brooklyn....

Moving on up, to a de-luxe apartment in the sky.

WaterWings's picture

#49

Is that number right? Approaching 1 billion? Is the print screwed up or am I?

HellZero's picture

pre crunch bargain price!

Porter's picture

Getting out of that place during a crisis would make the escape from Saigon look like a day at Disneyland.

Also no wood lot for fuel, no well water, no slit trench...but I guess forewarned is forearmed and he and the Mrs would be outta there to the upstate cabin well in advance of the bridges shutting down.

dumpster's picture

his private helicopter is just a room away lol

WaterWings's picture

"No. No! I won't leave without my Persian baby. Fiji! Fiji! Come to mama. We have to leave, honey. Fiji? Come here now!"

LeBalance's picture

"A Bath: defined by the number of toilets per unit and for a Minister of Mammon it is standard to have two toilets per room.  This is so one can both vomit and defecate at the same time." /sarcasm off/

Cheeky Bastard's picture

15 CPW = Nouveau Riche with an extra pain of having Madonna as you neighbor.


Sqworl's picture

Spot On Cheeky, the Wasps still control Fifth Avenue and refuse to let them into the buildings..lol

dumpster's picture

with great wealth comes lots of places to hide

doublethink's picture

 

This is the kind of piece one usually finds in Forbes or People.

 

bc0203's picture

Agreed.  We all know the guy is rich.  I really don't care about where he lives, bringing it up is just trying to incite class warfare.

Frank Owen's picture

I think there is some differentiation going on here. Greed is good - but government handout greed is unacceptable.

Budd Fox's picture

Class warfare is good.....the AR15 is the Great Equalizer of modern times...Colt, bringing you Social Justice from over a century.

Steaming_Wookie_Doo's picture

I think it's just pointing out where to aim the RPG.

Immanuel Cunt's picture

Interesting. #59 moved in in 2005, then nothing for 2 lonely years, until everyone got in between Nov 2007 and Jan 2008.

 

Brokenarrow's picture

Hmmmmmmmmmm...........how would you like ot be  aneighbor? Not me.

RobotTrader's picture

Funny how most made their fortunes in "leveraged finance"....

LOL....

Harnessing the "Animal Spirits" have treated these people well, thanks to near zero interest rates.

If stocks sell off further, and interest rates plunge even more, then these people are going to get even wealthier.

10044's picture

what a dump! lol

Rick64's picture

Wonder what they are worth today since all of them bought before the stockmarket bottom of 09.

Caviar Emptor's picture

Bomb proof gold vault in basement. Next to panic room bunker. Next to weapons cache. Next to Praetorian Guard quarters. Next to nuclear White House Annex. 

hedgeless_horseman's picture

The real estate agent probably did not mention that the view of Central Park works both ways.  Some mort with a rifle would have no problem finding a nice "observation" site in all that lush green.  I wouldn't worry too much about it, Lloyd.  It's not like you have pissed anyone off, right?

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/afghanistan/article7113916.ece

 

trav7777's picture

what's with the antisemitic suggestions?

hedgeless_horseman's picture

Let me guess...

NYC+RE=Jew+error/omission/risk=antisemitic?

That is quite a reach. 

My point is that I would have thought that the smartest and most powerful man in the world would live somewhere more...I don't know...defensible?   Somewhere not across the street from all that cover and concealment.   One of these places, maybe?

http://www.geekabout.com/2008-01-28-456/20-of-the-best-evil-lairs-and-criminal-hideouts.html

Or maybe he isn't the smartest person in the world?

snowball777's picture

He could be a black scientologist for all I care, but I'd still pay a 1 oz buffalo to see him catch a round or two in the skull.

Apostate's picture

Wow, you're either real internet tough guys or on the FBI payroll.

Keep doing your best to get ZH shut down. Real classy. 

hedgeless_horseman's picture

Maybe, unlike certain bank CEOs, we want our fellow citizens to be aware of all the risks in any investment.  It's not like snipers in the world's major cities are unheard of in this day and age:

http://www.zerohedge.com/article/bangkok-war-zone

And oh, by the way, the red shirts happen to be bastioned in Bangkok's Central Park. 

Don't feel too bad for the guy.  We all make bad investments.  Maybe he plans to install granite countertops, paint the walls beige, and flip it?

 

Disclosure Statement:  Also doing God's work.

snowball777's picture

No incitement here...just (freely) expressing a preference.

I'm sure the Lord of the Squid can afford polycarbonate double-panes.

WaterWings's picture

If that were true it would have happened a long time ago. Oversea servers, anyway.

But most likely ITGs.

LiquidBrick's picture

He could be a black scientologist for all I care, but I'd still pay a 1 oz buffalo to see him catch a round or two in the skull.

 

Scientology could help you with your anger issue. Look into it.

snowball777's picture

So they claimed every time I gave them the finger while walking past the main temple in Hollyweird once upon a time.

LeBalance's picture

purchased (as a favor to hedgeless): one clue.

hedgeless_horseman's picture

Thank you, LeBalance, but I wouldn't know what to do with one.  I hope you kept the receipt. 

Dkizzle49855's picture

Newsflash to anyone looking for OBL in some cave in Pakistan: Quit looking as it seems obvious they are looking in the wrong place.  A large number of terrorists seem to occupy this particular structure, so the U.S. Military needs to make a sweep of the building to see what turns up. Then again a bunker buster could do the trick.

Careless Whisper's picture

I'm surprised that Jeff Gordon would want to live in a building with all the wall street trailer trash.

Pedro's picture

Did you see #8.  The president of the Portugese Chamber of Commerce.  Does this have anything to do with Portugal being a pig?  I never knew there was so much money in chamber of commerce officers.

Paul E. Math's picture

Most of the tenants should be in a 6x8ft cell.

daz's picture

Have those buildings armoured windows? I hope so... if not I would put them in my "flat" </paranoid mode off>

 

Miyagi_san's picture

What was that movie, They had an underground getaway but the elites couldn't empty the safe fast enough and carry their loot too.

FEDbuster's picture

My guess is Goldman had Vivos set up something for the "partners" in upstate New York:

http://www.terravivos.com/

snowball777's picture

I'm sure it'll have some kind of air intake wherein the Sarin can be introduced.

It's always convenient when they coalesce in a single roach-motel.

 

Scary's picture

26 million dollars for a pokey flat in a tower block. What a mug.

anarkst's picture

I don't really give shit where the guy resides until his address becomes, Cell Block...