A Quick Note On Internet Hoax Stories

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Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:40 | 1328206 disabledvet
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"can i quote you on that?"

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 10:04 | 1328317 66Sexy
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hmm. The conspiracy theorist in me thinks it must be true then, with the #1 alternative blog coming out with this level of denial..


 Oh fuck we have no gold!

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 11:12 | 1328721 gmrpeabody
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It sounded SO crazy, that it really was believable! Lately, I have been telling myself that you couldn't make this stuff up. Well, apparently you can.

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 12:02 | 1329029 knukles
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No no no no  It's not a hoax, scam or pablum.  It's true!

Here's why.

If DSK knew it then Timmah had to know.
If Timmah had to know then so too's Benjie.
And Chuckie "The Cheese" Schroomer
And if Chuckie Cheese knew then so too's Bawnie Fwank
And if the Fwank knew, then so too...

See where I'm going?
Easy now.
I'm tryin' to help here.

And if they knew, then so'd OBL, which is why he was killed... altho a bunch of Navy Seals say that he wasn't dead but strapped to an old rusty iron mattress, hooked up to a long extension cord, plugged into a 220v outlet and dumped in the ocean to de-guass the carrier.
Which is what activated HAARP and cause a temporal time dilated rift resulting in the earthquake which caused the Tsunami which caused the meltdown at Fuckushittinme which caused the slow down in the world's economy so it really all was caused by the weather.  Including Goldman's miss on the Non-farm payrolls excluding food, energy and Wall Street bonuses.

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 18:16 | 1330560 nmewn
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"And if they knew, then so'd OBL, which is why he was killed... altho a bunch of Navy Seals say that he wasn't dead but strapped to an old rusty iron mattress, hooked up to a long extension cord, plugged into a 220v outlet and dumped in the ocean to de-guass the carrier.
Which is what activated HAARP and cause a temporal time dilated rift resulting in the earthquake which caused the Tsunami which caused the meltdown at Fuckushittinme which caused the slow down in the world's economy so it really all was caused by the weather."


Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:38 | 1328213 Cognitive Dissonance
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"If it was on the TV it must be true" has been replaced with "If it was on the Internet it must be true."

Hope and change you can believe in.

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:59 | 1328297 Mr. Poon
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Wait, what?  Are you implying that there are things on the internet which . . . might not actually be entirely true?

How do I know what is true if I cannot rely on the word of anonymous internent sources?

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 10:05 | 1328321 Rodent Freikorps
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I thought the purpose of the Internet was free porn.

There is as much disinformation, as truth.

Always check your sources.

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 11:02 | 1328648 clymer
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Just in: Tyler insults his readership by implying that they might not be able to identify whatdoesitmean.com as a potential source of disinfo

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 17:58 | 1330506 StychoKiller
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Free pr0n = Truth (or change you really can believe in!)  :>D

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 10:12 | 1328369 wandstrasse
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it is simple! Info you pay for is true, free stuff is a lie-- err - the other way round ... err, no the first, what was the first, again? No, it was 'follow the money'.. , ach, rutscht mir alle den Buckel runter!

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 10:30 | 1328468 TheTmfreak
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How do i know that this is a true statement? I need some sources to let me know that there are things that aren't entirely true. I can't just take what anybody says as facts... How do I know that I don't take what anybody says as facts? I need sources for that too.

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:41 | 1328215 CreditcalMass
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It's a hoax in that the gold has already been gone for many years now.

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:49 | 1328269 NotApplicable
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While I've little doubt that it has all been sold, I'd say some of the buyers are likely utilizing the best storage in the US, provided by OPM.

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:41 | 1328218 bpj
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I have a friend who's brother knows a guy....

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:38 | 1328219 Sausagemaker
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"We just wish to caution readers to be weary"

Maybe the writers are weary this morning?


Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:51 | 1328274 Henry Chinaski
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outrage fatigue

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 10:08 | 1328334 Rodent Freikorps
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They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:38 | 1328220 Vergeltung
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sounds advice TD, sound advice indeed.  :-)


Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:38 | 1328222 Mae Kadoodie
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So where's all our gold?

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:41 | 1328237 tmosley
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This doesn't mean it is all there, nor does it mean it isn't there.  Rather, it is just a made up story about fabricated rape allegations as a cover up for something that doesn't really make any sense (why would the CIA tell DSK that the gold was gone?).

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 11:46 | 1328968 A_MacLaren
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That's the 8000 tonne question.

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:39 | 1328224 azengrcat
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"The United States will never default on its obligations"

"We believe in a strong dollar policy"

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 12:04 | 1329055 knukles
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Little Bobby Dole, is that really you?

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 18:03 | 1330515 StychoKiller
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"I did not have sex with that woman!"

"We really did kill Osama Bin Laden."


Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:39 | 1328226 tmosley
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Yeah, when I looked at the linked story about how Putin was saying that this was the case, I was sorely disappointed.  If this story had had any validity, I would have considered moving from silver to gold, as that would have sped up the timeline for the dollar collapse.  Happily/sadly that is not the case.

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:44 | 1328232 ina gadda da vida
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ISM - Whisper = 52.00 Pts (Street = 57.10 Pts)

hoax !

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:50 | 1328234 euclidean
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Hmmm, yes. Always pays to have a spell/grammer checker also.

Even though through the powers of deductive reasoning it is possible to extrapolate a similar conclusion? Based of course only on economic assessment of the Fed's own explicit actions and inactions, and an utter lack of punitive liabilities applied to 20 years of mindless monetary policies?

I guess the Fed 'could' have gold reserves remaining, but I have doubted that for many years. It can continue to exist on rumour alone for all I give a shit.

edit: Here's a thought, why not put an end to all the rumour and inuendo and allow the public to 'audit the Fed'? err, make that all central banks upon which all this bullshit financial corruption relies upon.

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:45 | 1328236 I am a Man I am...
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let's not isolate the internet for fact checking

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:45 | 1328238 theMAXILOPEZpsycho
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...like he wouldve said anything about that anyway; plus everyone knows there's nothing there...

so the question remains: why was he set up?? It must be something to do with the greek defult, or the euro vs the dollar...

He won't do jail time though, that much I can guarentee

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:43 | 1328242 disabledvet
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"are you tracking people's movements and activities on line Mr. Apple and Mr. Google?"

"No."  (not even a "are you sure?" follow on question.)

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:57 | 1328290 Cognitive Dissonance
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Silly rabbit. They answered truthfully.

"They" are not following people's movement and activities online. They have people who do that for them.

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:46 | 1328243 sunnydays
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Yeah, I notified Harvey Organ earlier that Faal always makes up his stories.  Hope he takes down the story. 


I thought everyone knew Faal is a complete disinfo person and always writes false articles.

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:49 | 1328259 tmosley
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I never even heard of him before this story "broke".

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:43 | 1328244 spanish inquisition
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I love that stuff!

If you page down, they do have a pretty good world wide news link section (with actual news). And you know that when they post stories in the real news section, they check them against their own stories, so they don't accidentally hoax themselves. Which could make them one of the more reliable sources out there!

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:48 | 1328253 johngaltfla
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Maybe if Sorcha makes a YouTube video it will be considered fact then. After all, if it's on video, it must be true.

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 10:44 | 1328518 High Plains Drifter
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oh yeh, youtube is full of truth.......harde har har har........kind of like dutchsinse and his haarp ring bullshit..........

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:49 | 1328256 orangedrinkandchips
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So it is true!!!


I look fat in that cock ring! I told my bitch I did!

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:49 | 1328257 Miss Expectations
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"Russia Says IMF Chief Jailed For Discovering All US Gold Is Gone" and which is 100% non-factual and based on a loose scattering of data.

Fed Chief  remains free for declaring All US Gold Is Still Here, also based on a loose scattering of data.

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 10:05 | 1328319 spanish inquisition
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Very nice. They need to add a bump next to the junk for exactly this post.

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:46 | 1328258 Mec-sick-o
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There is a war against your mind and body.  Everybody wants a piece of you.

There has never been so much long life expectancy, with a high expectancy of miserable life.

Meditation is the way.  All rationalizations will begin to deconstruct.

Reconstruct your true self.

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:50 | 1328261 LRC Fan
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Clearly we need a Congressional panel, a "gang of 6" (or maybe 10+), an executive order, and a Constitutional amendment making the Internet more accountable, transparent, and clear for all. 

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:50 | 1328264 A Man without Q...
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Even a stopped clock is right once a day....

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:54 | 1328272 LRC Fan
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This is exactly the kind of shit Tyler is talking about.  An extensive search has found that actually, a broken clock is right TWICE a day!!!!!!!!!!  See, fact checking is your friend, folks. 

There should be a mandatory $50 fine, paid directly into the general fund of the Treasury, for posts like this.  Get on it, Obama!

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 10:05 | 1328318 Transitory Anomaly
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Yes twice a day is correct but its correctness is only transitory.

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 10:17 | 1328362 Rodent Freikorps
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What if it is a digital clock with a dead crystal?

Without a clock, digital technology is just a paper weight.

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 10:05 | 1328335 speedy
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a digital 24 hour stopped clock is right once a day!


Wed, 06/01/2011 - 10:54 | 1328595 High Plains Drifter
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i love your avatar , there speedy........

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 18:06 | 1330537 StychoKiller
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I find myself wanting a bust in the mouth for some strange reason...:>D

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 10:10 | 1328338 Franken_Stein
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And what if the clock is a digital one ?

Then 3 a.m. != 3 p.m. or 03:00 != 15:00 respectively.

so AManWithoutQ's claim would be correct again, then.


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