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Reaction To The FOMC Statement

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Predictable move in the dollar, unpredictable whiplash in Treasuries. As for the equity bubble, it will do what it does, until it pops. In other news, the cremation of the formerly reserve currency known as the dollar will be held in the Federal Reserve's back yard at a convenient date. Chairman Ben will deliver the eulogy.


 

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Wed, 09/23/2009 - 14:38 | 77511 Eduardo
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the higher it goes the louder it pops

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 14:43 | 77526 LoneStarHog
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Well, as we learned from the original movie Alien, no one can hear you scream in space.  So if these crap equity indexes keep rising much more, the pop will be heard by no one, but the fall will be dramatic.

No one will be able to hear the screams from Cramerica, home of more Aliens than anywhere else in space.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 14:39 | 77512 Comrade de Chaos
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an interesting CRE & Corus bank related story:

 

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/laland/2009/09/astani-bankruptcy-concert...

 

more personality clashes & bizarre bankruptcy court cases to come... do I smell a Green Shot !?!

 

 

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 14:39 | 77515 AnonymousMonetarist
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No new ponies announced

Seems supportive of the dollar to me ...

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 17:21 | 77777 huggy_in_london
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Agree, and they just implicitly told you that there's not going to be any more....

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 14:40 | 77518 ratava
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I wonder what the Euros will do at G20. They may get a bit vocal. Last G20 was all "we do not want protectionism!!!1" yet Fed adopted the biggest protectionist measure of them all, currency debasement.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 14:40 | 77520 Anonymous
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no pop coming in the immediate future as long as the dollar stays cheap. and it will be for a long time. a shallow correction at worst.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 15:10 | 77577 I am a Man I am...
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Agreed, these guys should be thrown under the jail for trashing the dollar and not allowing any interest on cashing giving the banksters free money.

The stock market is speculative, muni's are speculative, and an invisible tax with no interest if you are in cash.

 

 

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 14:41 | 77521 jm
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Bill Gross must be laughing so hard.

Look at the ramp on bunds.

 

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 14:51 | 77540 etrader
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Bill's also laughing at Steve Liesman dollar asset comments!!

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:18 | 77683 TraderMark
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I also did a double take after Leiseman's comments

I remember now why I limit my CNBC viewing to 8 minutes a week.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 18:09 | 77862 snorkeler
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Agreed. I envy your digestive system's constitution for surviving the 8 minutes.

Nice Avatar.  I have been looking for a blue one just like it with no success.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 17:22 | 77779 huggy_in_london
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lets see how bunds cope with tomorrows huge syndicate deal thats coming.....good luck!

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 14:45 | 77531 HEHEHE
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Traditionally initial moves post Fed statement are a head fake.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 14:45 | 77533 Divided States ...
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whats the point of your house prices, stock prices going up when the dollar its denominated in is crashing to the ground?? I dont see how CNBC can say this is good for us, maybe the world, but not for us Americans. We are getting jipped and we dont even know it.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 15:22 | 77597 Oso
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Not good for the world at all.  debasement (as retarded as it is when exports dont make up that much of our GDP) puts massive strains on all the other merc countries. they've got to be close to following suit...

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 14:47 | 77536 shargash
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The Fed statements are a Rorschach test. People will see in them what they are disposed to see. With sentiment as bullish as it is, what else would the market do but go up?

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 14:50 | 77541 Bankster T Cubed
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no way in hell do the banksters allow the market to decide how it will react to Fed statements

the markets are pure farce  every minute of every day now

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 14:48 | 77537 mdtrader
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Did you see Steve Liesman trying to suggest that destroying your currency is good for the nation.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 14:48 | 77538 Bankster T Cubed
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It is so past time for the Fed to eat shit and die

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 14:50 | 77544 Tripps
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ok so its on...the FED is willing to risk failed auctions for treasuries

 

they won't defend the currency so i can't wait to see primary dealers caught holding the bag on auctions

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 14:51 | 77546 HEHEHE
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Steve Leisman = most dangerously ignorant man in America.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 14:53 | 77547 Anonymous
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That's enough to get DXY below 76. Where she stops nobody knows.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 14:53 | 77548 Anonymous
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Burn the god damned Fed to the ground!

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 15:16 | 77591 AndItsGone
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I wish I was a Congressman so I could attach a rider to HR 1207, the Burn the Fed Amendment. It would appropriate $1.7 million for lighter fluid, strike-anywhere matches, and 35 tons of rock salt so that no banking oligarchy may ever grow there again.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 14:53 | 77549 Assetman
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I'm not surprised they extended the MBS purchses into 2010... they were able to extend the juggling act on the Tresuries by another 6 weeks, and it's been effective in deciving the huddled masses.

The important thing is that the Fed is still in the mode of letting these programs expire... but they on the Entended Release medication.  This may extend the timing, but not the effect of the next Minsky moment.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 15:02 | 77567 Bankster T Cubed
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the programs will never expire.  they cannot expire without crashing the markets.   Now that the asshats at the Fed have turned the stock market and credit markets into a frothy farce, the crash would be even more extreme than last fall's.   These owners of the Fed and their stooges like Burnyankee are simply criminals, just looting trillions and trillions, completely making matters worse, effectively pirates scuttling a ship they've taken everything from.

SCUM

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 15:03 | 77571 etrader
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That next "Minsky" could switch out the lights on the FED itself.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 14:56 | 77554 Bankster T Cubed
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The Fed.  What a fucking joke.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 15:08 | 77573 Whizbang
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Just got an email asking us to figure out how to trim costs within government departments and reduce the burden on the taxpayer. The best idea gets to meet the president. I was laughing so hard I almost shart myself right in my office....

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:28 | 77713 deadhead
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take the coffee cup as a prize.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 15:10 | 77576 mdtrader
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You can't help but feel Wall Street is setting itself up for a big fall.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 15:11 | 77579 DaddyWarbucks
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Didn't uncle Ben promise that he was going to pull out before making a mess? Does this mean that QE( quick exit) is being extended?

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 15:13 | 77585 pigpen
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Tyler, I will bring the casserole and the paper plates. We should all coordinate in terms of who is bringing what to the funeral after party.

Does anyone have any food allergies I should be aware of?

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:10 | 77669 Cognitive Dissonance
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Nuts!!

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:22 | 77694 SV
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Dairy

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 20:18 | 78001 Hephasteus
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Hopium

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 15:14 | 77587 mdtrader
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Houston we have a problem. Key reversal on the horizon. Can the authorities please kill the dollar some more to prevent this.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 15:14 | 77588 economicmorphine
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I can't hold her any more, Dr. Obama.  She's breakin up.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 15:20 | 77595 Ragnarok
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Start selling the news, I'm cashing out today.

I don't want to be part of it - Equity Bubble

These vagabond shoes, are anxious to get the f out of here

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Wed, 09/23/2009 - 15:28 | 77604 Bankster T Cubed
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+100

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 15:21 | 77596 docj
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Funny stuff.  Looking at the market reaction (at least the DOW) it seems to be...

YAY!! PARTY!!!!

Uh, wha?

WTF!!! SELL SELL SELL...

Yeah, good times, these.  Good... Times.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 15:28 | 77602 Anonymous
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i am allergic to green shooots ...

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 15:29 | 77607 reading
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Serious struggle to stay green...hmmm, where oh where will the next green shoot emerge?  consumers? no, scratch that. banking? hmm, not so much.  manufacturing? definitely not.  Asia?  Not lookin so hot.  All right start piping CNBC into every home every hour of every day, that'll work.

PS...I think I decided that I must be un-American cause I just really want a several hundred point sell off just to see the reaction from all these idiots telling everyone the best place to be is stocks. 

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 15:32 | 77609 mdtrader
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Scotty to Bernanke - She cannae take much more of this!

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 15:48 | 77626 Ragnarok
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I prefer this one:

Bernanke: "Stay on target."

Causal Observer: "Pull up!"

Bernanke: "Stay on target."

 

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 15:52 | 77636 Margin Call
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Fed: "I've got a problem here."

Casual Observer: "Eject!"

Fed: "I can hold it..."

Casual Observer: "You're too close!"

Fed: "No, I'm alri....yaAAAAARghghg"

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 15:51 | 77632 Anonymous
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I´m calling the bottom for the dollar today.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:31 | 77720 fivethousandove...
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Baby I hope so.  So does Succo.  Although I bet he does far less hoping than I do.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 15:56 | 77638 Thurgy
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Tyler - there will be two eulogies.  One recorded and one written.  Both will differ significantly.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 15:57 | 77643 thegreatsatan
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now that was odd, 160 point swing in the DOW and 20 points in the S&P in an hours time.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:05 | 77658 Takingbets
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Reaction= hit the sell button! I love it!!!!

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:14 | 77672 Cognitive Dissonance
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Like cockroaches when the refrigerator light goes on.

Not that I have roaches. I er.... heard they do that. :>))

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:20 | 77689 Anonymous
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Bernanke> japan be damned

with the dollar dropping everyday, i cant imagine how japan is going to export anything into the US

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:28 | 77710 Ich bin ein whatever
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I don't know why, but I have this bizarre desire to jump on the nearest table and start singing "La Vie Boheme" from the musical "Rent".

You can stick a fork in the dollar, it's done.  I don't care what Steve LIESman says.  He's a major asshat.

Dearly beloved we gather here to say our goodbyes

Here she lies, no one knew her worth,

The late great daughter of Mother Earth

On these nights when we celebrate the birth

In that little town of Bethlehem

We raise our glass

You bet your ass to...

La Vie Boheme....

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 17:25 | 77784 hooligan2009
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ok..i guess i have to log in to post! damn i hate that..ok...second more calmed down comment...WTFFFFFFFF!

the Fed is going to buy 1.25 TRILLION of MBS and 200 BILLION of Agency paper? thats 12% of GDP ...AND they are going to do it by April 2010? OK..explain to me why the FED is part of the DEBT CEILING! if the Fed is part of the Government then it should be, and if it isn't then the Fed is just a bunch of academics who can print money...I can go to school too, and print money..then i can swap my zero coupon perpetual dollar bills for those other private individual zc perp dollar bills..ok am I an idiot? is this the end of an existing program or a new one?

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 17:26 | 77785 MyKillK
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I'm totally confused as to how the announcement of no continuation of QE and a slowdown of MBS purchases was a bad signal for the dollar? Could anyone explain?

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 17:30 | 77794 hooligan2009
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oops, from Bloomberg:

The Fed has bought about $862 billion of its $1.25 trillion agency mortgage-backed securities program, and $129.2 billion of a $200 billion program of U.S. agency bonds. Demand is returning to housing after the industry shaved an average of 1 percentage point from gross domestic product each quarter since the start of 2006.

i got confused with this from the statement:

To provide support to mortgage lending and housing markets and to improve overall conditions in private credit markets, the Federal Reserve will purchase a total of $1.25 trillion of agency mortgage-backed securities and up to $200 billion of agency debt. The Committee will gradually slow the pace of these purchases in order to promote a smooth transition in markets and anticipates that they will be executed by the end of the first quarter of 2010.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 17:33 | 77800 hooligan2009
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just the odd 400 billion of agency MBS and 71 billion of agency bonds purchases to go..my bad..a mere 0.5 TRILLION and they have already done 1 .0 trillion...sorry

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 17:39 | 77810 MyKillK
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And now that half trillion will be spread out along a much longer timeframe.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 17:54 | 77835 Anonymous
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Add that on top of "already acquired".

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 18:58 | 77913 Printfaster
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Here is my reaction.  Bernanke instead of being positioned for an early confirmation, is being positioned to be the fall guy.  By pulling his confirmation forward, they have made it such that if the market crashes, Bernanke will not be able to serve out his term.

When the senate fails to confirm, Bernanke  will have to quit on the spot.

OBwants Larry the Harvard chum.  Volcker is just a tad too old.

If there is one thing that "O"man does well is chuck used up folks under the Greyhound diesel.

By the way, OB has kept Gates around for the same reason:  To have a fall guy ready the military stuff goes in the crapper.  By the way, Gates was named by the democrat congress.  His is not Bush's choice, though he appointed him.  Consider him another David Souter:  Democrat congress choice; republican appointment.

 

 

 

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 20:56 | 78023 waterdog
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He is certifiable I believe.

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