Redline Comparison Of April And March FOMC Statement

Tyler Durden's picture

A redline comparison of the March and April FOMC Statements.


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lolmao500's picture

Dollar going down ! Got silver?

Wynn's picture


So long dollar. It was fun while it lasted.

Problem Is's picture

Excellent avatar... +11111

johngaltfla's picture

Translation: Our Blue and Green book projections are pretty darned crappy.

SheepDog-One's picture

FED has just gone full retard, and admits it will have to stay full retard. Let the games begin...China loading the canon full of $2 trillion US Treasury notes...FIRE.

tmosley's picture

Uh-oh, looks like that rate rise didn't materialize, trolls.

You are really fucked now.

bothsidesnow's picture

Since you called me a troll and a moron I need to repsond and if you look at my posts since last Thursday fucktard I recommended and initiated a short hedge position to protect my phsyical position that I entered into yes 5 weeks ago when I joined this site.

I closed by short paper position with a profit of 10% at 9 AM this morning and still have my phsyical.

So how does that make me a moron you fucktard.

Bay of Pigs's picture

You got that straight partner. Gold and silver now catching a strong bid. New highs coming soon.

Hey Dangertime, now what? Grab your ankles and lube up.

CU1981's picture

Isn't that a blue line or did my red pill reverse the Double neg(-) captha ? 

TruthInSunshine's picture

It's blue to The Bernank, because inflation is so low red ink was unobtainable.

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

This is like Bible study. I always thought the nun was hot.

3.7.77's picture

You'll go to hell for thoughts like that.

I too was a participant.

Problem Is's picture

Was it forbidden love... or the nun-ruler-ass-beatings that did it?

CD... you sick boy...

Life of Illusion's picture


Did you hear Bill Gross on CNBC,,,we can do better offshore,,,They cut him off,,,

JustPrintMoreDuh's picture

More Bernanke bucks ... yay!!  DJIA 30k+ ttny ... all is well.


Corduroy's picture

Finger Lickin Good ! Need more hot sauce on my T Bills

SheepDog-One's picture

T Bills, you mean the ones China is about to fire a $2 trillion canon salute with?

Corduroy's picture

Thats right because Im going to need to eat them :)

johny2's picture

So much for dissent at FED. 

oogs66's picture

they are all a bunch of pussies and vote as told

carbonmutant's picture

"The economy is very sensitive.

We can't afford any dissident this time."

"If we don't hang together we will surely hang separately."

"Besides you don't want to be accused of causing a crash in the markets."

johny2's picture

"Lets pretend that we are discussing something here"

slaughterer's picture

Remain short volatility, the dollar, and the future of the USA!!

CrashisOptimistic's picture

No mention of QE3.  They end in June.

lolmao500's picture

Yeah but they didn't say they wouldn't do it. And you know they will.

monkeyfaction's picture

Did they just blow the very last chance to save the dollar?

alien-IQ's picture

Saving the dollar was never a consideration. In fact, quite the opposite: the plan is clearly to destroy the dollar. I believe that statement is far past the point of being "theoretical".

Robslob's picture

It takes $15K in gold to hedge $250K in cash...

Shit, better get busy buying or get busy dieing!

SheepDog-One's picture

Exactly, the FED's got nothin except more slow-kill suicide, prepare accordingly.

cowdiddly's picture

Hello is this Tulving? have you sent my package yet? Good I would like to.......................

chairsatan's picture

Phew... we're rich again... I hated those few days where I wasn't sure if I was rich.

Atomizer's picture

BTFD to infinity and beyond.

oogs66's picture

extended left in, but they actually added the word inflation?  seems like stocks had room to rally on this but its not doing much...everyone too long or not short enough...

JohnG's picture

It's transitory......

RobotTrader's picture

AMZN on the brink of making new, world record highs, up 5%, while GDX and SIL go nowhere.


oogs66's picture

Raj must be wishing he had inside information so he could have shorted it, then he could argue - see, inside information doesn't always help

tmosley's picture

Uhhh, silver is 8% from an all time high, and gold is at its all time high.

Also, stocks can never be in a bubble.  Only precious metals can.

chairsatan's picture

AMZN's move was before the FOMC release and has since done nothing.  Silver has moved 1% up since the release. 

plocequ1's picture

But, But, But The Margins, The PE !!!  

undercover brother's picture

when they mention the word transitory in their statement, are they really talking about inflation, or the Obama presidency?

Corduroy's picture


It means they do not know if they are pre or post op QE