• Leo Kolivakis
    07/30/2010 - 17:29
    In the first quarter, the US economy grew by 3.7%, revised up from an originally reported 2.7% increase. But growth estimates all the way back to the start of 2007 were revised lower. Moreover, the level of real GDP in Q1 was revised down by $100 billion. Does this mean the secular bull market in bonds will continue? And are Treasuries the "last diversifier left"?
  • Vitaliy Katsenelson
    07/30/2010 - 13:51
    The Japanese economy operates on the assumption, soon to be proved false, that the government will always be able to borrow at low interest rates. As internal demand evaporates, the government will have to start hawking its debt outside Japan — in a more realistic world, where interest rates are a lot higher.
  • Phoenix Capital Research
    07/30/2010 - 09:55
    Dear Mr. President, You don’t know me, but I was one of the millions of Americans who voted for you in the last election. I have since been fairly critical of your Presidency largely because I, like many others, feel betrayed by the policies you have enacted upon winning said election.

The "Repo 105" Scam: How Lehman Fooled Everyone (Including Allegedly Dick Fuld) And How Other Banks Are Likely Doing This Right Now

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Presenting a detailed look at "Repo 105" - the next soundbite sure to fill the airwaves over the next weeks and months, as more and more banks are uncovered to be using this borderline criminal accounting gimmick to make their leverage ratios look better. This is the first time we have heard this loophole abuse by a bank, be it defunct (Lehman) or existing (everyone else). There should be an immediate investigation into how many other banks are currently taking advantage of this artificial scheme to manipulate and misrepresent their cap ratio, and just why the New York Fed can claim it had no idea of this very critical component of the Shadow Economy.

From the report:

Lehman employed off-balance sheet devices, known within Lehman as “Repo 105” and “Repo 108” transactions, to temporarily remove securities inventory from its balance sheet, usually for a period of seven to ten days, and to create a materially misleading picture of the firm’s financial condition in late 2007 and 2008. Repo 105 transactions were nearly identical to standard repurchase and resale (“repo”) transactions that Lehman (and other investment banks) used to secure short-term financing, with a critical difference: Lehman accounted for Repo 105 transactions as “sales” as opposed to financing transactions based upon the overcollateralization or higher than normal haircut in a Repo 105 transaction. By recharacterizing the Repo 105 transaction as a “sale,” Lehman removed the inventory from its balance sheet.


Lehman regularly increased its use of Repo 105 transactions in the days prior to reporting periods to reduce its publicly reported net leverage and balance sheet. Lehman’s periodic reports did not disclose the cash borrowing from the Repo 105 transaction – i.e., although Lehman had in effect borrowed tens of billions of dollars in these transactions, Lehman did not disclose the known obligation to repay the debt. Lehman used the cash from the Repo 105 transaction to pay down other liabilities, thereby reducing both the total liabilities and the total assets reported on its balance sheet and lowering its leverage ratios. Thus, Lehman’s Repo 105 practice consisted of a two-step process: (1) undertaking Repo 105 transactions followed by (2) the use of Repo 105 cash borrowings to pay down liabilities, thereby reducing leverage. A few days after the new quarter began, Lehman would borrow the necessary funds to repay the cash borrowing plus interest, repurchase the securities, and restore the assets to its balance sheet.


Lehman never publicly disclosed its use of Repo 105 transactions, its accounting treatment for these transactions, the considerable escalation of its total Repo 105 usage in late 2007 and into 2008, or the material impact these  transactions had on the firm’s publicly reported net leverage ratio. According to former Global Financial Controller Martin Kelly, a careful review of Lehman’s Forms 10?K and 10?Q would not reveal Lehman’s use of Repo 105 transactions. Lehman failed to disclose its Repo 105 practice even though Kelly believed “that the only purpose or motive for the transactions was reduction in balance sheet;” felt that “there was no substance to the transactions;” and expressed concerns with Lehman’s Repo 105 program to two consecutive Lehman Chief Financial Officers – Erin Callan and Ian Lowitt – advising them that the lack of economic substance to Repo 105 transactions meant “reputational riskto Lehman if the firm’s use of the transactions became known to the public. In addition to its material omissions, Lehman affirmatively misrepresented in its financial statements that the firm treated all repo transactions as financing transactions – i.e., not sales – for financial reporting purposes.

And here is the Fed punchline, as it once again implicates Tim Geithner:

From 2003 to 2009, Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner served as President of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York (“FRBNY”). The Examiner described to Secretary Geithner how Lehman used Repo 105 transactions to remove  approximately $50 billion of liquid assets from the balance sheet at quarter-end in 2008 and explained that this practice reduced Lehman’s net leverage. Secretary Geithner “did not recall being aware of” Lehman’s Repo 105 program, but stated: “If this had been a bank we were supervising, that [i.e., Lehman’s Repo 105 program] would have been a huge issue for the New York Fed.”

And even though the Fed should have been fully aware of any shadow transaction be they "matched book" repos or the "105 variety, nobody had any clue. Just who the hell was regulating banks???

Jan Voigts, who was an Examining Officer in FRBNY’s Bank Supervision Department, had no knowledge of Lehman removing assets from its balance sheet at or near quarter-end via a repo trade treated as a true sale under a United Kingdom opinion letter.

Arthur Angulo, who was a Senior Vice President in FRBNY’s Bank Supervision department, likewise was unaware that Lehman engaged in repo transactions at quarter-end, under a United Kingdom true sale opinion letter, where the assets would be returned to Lehman’s balance sheet following the end of the reporting period. Angulo said that the described repo transactions appeared to go “beyond other types of [permissible] balance sheet management." Angulo also said that he would have wanted to know about off-market transactions where Lehman accepted a higher haircutthan a repo seller normally would accept for a certain type of collateral.

Thomas Baxter, FRBNY General Counsel, had no knowledge of Repo 105 transactions, either by name or design. Baxter was generally aware of firms using quarter-end and month-end “balance sheet window-dressing,” but did not recall this being an issue linked to Lehman specifically.

Stunningly, nobody at the SEC was aware of Lehman's Repo 105 program. And guess what: NEITHER DID DICK FULD. This is unbelievable - the criminality reaches to the very top, yet the very top denies all knowledge.

Richard Fuld, Lehman’s former Chief Executive Officer denied any recollection of Lehman’s use of Repo 105 transactions. Fuld said he had no knowledge that Lehman treated any kind of repo transaction as a true sale or that Lehman ever removed from its balance sheet assets transferred in a repo transaction. In addition, Fuld did not recall having seen any reports referencing the amount of the firm’s Repo 105 activity. Fuld further stated that he did not know that Lehman removed approximately $49 and $50 billion in inventory off its balance sheet at quarter-end
through the use of Repo 105 transactions in first quarter 2008 and second quarter 2008, respectively. Fuld said, however, that if he had learned that Lehman was temporarily cleansing its balance sheet of assets at quarter-end through Repo 105 transactions, it would have concerned him.

Evidence, however, suggests that Fuld is blatantly lying:

Fuld’s denial of recollection must be weighed by a trier of fact against other evidence. Fuld recalled having many conversations with his executives about reducing net leverage and emphasized to the Examiner how important it was for Lehman to reduce its net leverage. The night before the March 28, 2008 Executive Committee meeting, Fuld received materials for the meeting, including an agenda of topics including “Repo 105/108” and “Delever v Derisk” and a presentation that referenced Lehman’s quarter-end Repo 105 usage for first quarter 2008 – $49.1 billion.  The materials also were forwarded by Fuld’s assistant to other Lehman executives. It appears that Fuld did not attend the March 28 meeting, but Bart McDade recalled having specific discussions with Fuld about Lehman’s Repo 105 usage in June 2008. Sometime that month, McDade spoke to Fuld about reducing Lehman’s use of Repo 105 transactions. McDade walked Fuld through the Balance Sheet and Key Disclosures document (reproduced in part below) and discussed with Fuld Lehman’s quarter-end Repo 105 usage – $38.6 billion at year-end 2007; $49.1 billion at first quarter 2008; and $50.3 billion at second quarter 2008.

Based upon their conversation, McDade understood that “Fuld knew, at a basic level, that Repo 105 was used in the firm’s bond business” and that Fuld “was familiar with the term Repo 105.”3524 McDade recalled that when he advised Fuld in June 2008 that Lehman should reduce its Repo 105 usage to $25 billion, “Fuld understood that this would put pressure on traders.”3525 McDade also recalled that “Fuld knew about the accounting of Repo 105."

Combing through the Appendix on what collateral was actually "sold" (only to be promptly bought back) in Repo 105s:

Most securities Lehman used in Repo 105 transactions were “governmental” in nature, implying a certain level of liquidity. While representing a relatively small percentage of Lehman’s total Repo 105 assets/securities, at times the nominal amount of non-”governmental” securities Lehman used in Repo 105 transactions was quite large. For example, as of February 29, 2008 (the end of Lehman’s first quarter 2008), Lehman utilized over $1 billion of highly structured securities, i.e., CLOs and CDOs, private RMBS, CMBS and asset-backed securities, in Repo 105 transactions. In the market environment that existed for Lehman in early 2008, these structured securities were likely relatively illiquid as indicated by declines in origination volumes, wider bid-offer spreads, and higher margin requirements.

In August 2008, just before it was over, the firm allowed $55 million, or seven securities, rated CCC to be included in a Repo 105 transaction.

The next chart makes it evident it that 105s were used simply to game the firm's assets into quarter end (yellow highlights), by reducing overall asset for leverage ratio calculations.

That this scam was going unsupervised (just who the hell were the counterparties?) for many years, and that many banks are likely using it right now to fool investors, regulators, rating agencies, and the idiots at the FRBNY (who certainly also know about this), is beyond criminal. Yet that nobody will go to jail for this is as certain as the market going up another 10% tomorrow. A full investigation has to be conducted immediately into whether existing Wall Street firms, and in particular those who use Ernst & Young as auditors, are currently abusing public confidence via such transactions.

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by Strom
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 18:01
#262456

The full report available here:

 

http://lehmanreport.jenner.com/

by jbcorwin
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 20:57
#262658

Thank you!

by i.knoknot
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 23:01
#262815

so... on these fridays, when the FDIC 'receives' a bank and states:

  assets     = $100M

  liabilities = $100M

  cost to FDIC to cover = $50M ...

Is this where that $50M has been hiding?, or is it still in the FASB mark-to-myth, or both or ?

by John Self
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 23:47
#262855

Note to all:  More Lehman fun coming by Monday, when they will need to file a plan of reorganization, or else cede control to any Tom, Dick or disgruntled shareholder out there.  Look for them to file a pro forma version for now and do their best to maintain control for the next few months until a more credible version can be hammered out.  But in any case, we might just see who's in the estate's crosshairs and whether there's any real hope of reorganization for any of the units (you'd think not, but there have been some statements to the contrary).

by i.knoknot
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 02:23
#262985

is that why this news is suddenly available now?

are we just being 'worked' here?

"there are no accidents"

    - ally - st elmos fire - a long time ago...

by Ned Zeppelin
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 18:02
#262458

Hilarious hijinx.  Repo 105. Like hearing about credit default swaps for the very first time.

Fuld = liar.  Geithner = liar. 

Puh-leze, guys, you insult us with your denials.

by Careless Whisper
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 18:34
#262497

Ken Fuld has a bad memory plus Ernst & Andersen said the 10-K's were AAA-okay.

by Howard_Beale
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 20:20
#262617

Ken Fuld- I hardly knew you.

--Dick Lewis

by bugs_
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 20:41
#262648

+1 Ernst & ANDERSON!!!!! LOL

by hedgeless_horseman
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:51
#262739

Please do not use the term "auditors" to describe Ernst & Young.  There must be a better word.  How about co-conspirators?  I don't know, call Rupert Murdoch. He is brilliant at this sort of thing.

by Anonymous
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 00:24
#262886

co-conspirators works as does boiler room
operators...

by Cognitive Dissonance
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 08:57
#263119

You make an important point. Why would anyone believe any party to the Ponzi is honest or truthful? Because they're supposed to be? Then explain to me the FDIC, FINRA, SEC, the FED and so on. If the Ponzi requires all parts to function as expected in order for the Ponzi to succeed and the Ponzi is clearly succeeding (at least for now) then all parties of the Ponzi are dishonest.

Auditors are no different from anyone else. They have the need to find and retain clients, be profitable and not make too many waves if they wish to stay in business. They know which side of their bread is buttered. Since no one has gone to jail or even suffered much beyond public disclosure and a little humiliation, what makes anyone think the auditors are not corrupt when the auditors were signing off on this shit years before the roof collapsed?

by trav7777
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 09:55
#263154

FRNbugs may not want to hear it, but it's as I've said:  we are facing an existential crisis in paper where there's a discontinuity moment coming in which confidence undergoes a phase change.

People are waking up to realize that it's all bullshit...all of it. 

by Cognitive Dissonance
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 10:04
#263165

"People are waking up to realize that it's all bullshit...all of it." 

Agreed. And this is precisely why nearly everyone is frozen in place. Sort of like that half dream, half reality moment when you're beginning to awaken from a long and deep sleep. You're not sure what is real and what is dream. Consciousness (more accurately the ego) is beginning to take over but the dream world is very seductive and alluring.

In the dream world, the nation can endlessly spend and still lower taxes, where house prices always go up and credit card limits increase, where you can replace you car every 2-3 years and it would be nice to have that fourth flat screen TV. The rabbit hole is endlessly deep but only if the public chooses to ignore reality.

by cougar_w
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 13:00
#263411

Reality is what you make of it.

We started down this rabbit hole in 1913. Manufacturing reality is old hat these days.

by Anonymous
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 16:51
#263705

and it needs to stop now! So are those of us still in the hole with our 401K's going to be made whole or is misleading
investors OKy Doky these days?
TechBob

by Anonymous
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 16:57
#263709

and it needs to stop now! So are those of us still in the hole with our 401K's going to be made whole or is misleading
investors OKy Doky these days?
TechBob

by jEnron
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 22:54
#262805

Geithner stepping down at Treasury.  Obama nominating Captain Renault to replace him.

Better yet, make Andy Fastow this generation's Joe Kennedy.

 

by Anonymous
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 09:01
#263122

and Martin Armstrong for vice chair of the Fed.

by jEnron
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 22:54
#262806

 

 

by AnonymousMonetarist
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 18:06
#262463

How the hell is this not fraudulent conveyance?

by Anonymous
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 18:48
#262524

This looks shady under rules governing misleading financials, prospectuses, etc.

However, a fraudulent conveyance requires that Lehman was disposing of assets at below fair market value to harm creditors. If anything, Lehman was "selling" trash assets at inflated prices.

If Lehman was in bankruptcy, the use of the "repo" proceeds to pay particular creditors could be challenged as a preferential payment. I think you are confusing the preferential payment rules with the fraudulent conveyance rules.

by AnonymousMonetarist
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 09:53
#263151

'a fraudulent conveyance requires that Lehman was disposing of assets at below fair market value to harm creditors'

Ah no...that's like saying an insolvent company can take the money to Vegas and their guilt is a function of whether they
take a haircut or not...

If the bank was not solvent, for example, creditors can examine two years worth of bonus pay in determining whether executives will have to return the payouts to the bankrupt company's trustee.

Preference-payment rules allow creditors to look back one year if the executive or officer receiving the bonus is considered an "insider" under bankruptcy rules. Otherwise, preference claims extend back only about three months.

Preference claims are meant to prevent an insolvent company from favoring one creditor at the expense of another.

The repo transactions as well as the other nuggets unveiled by ZH lay out that Lehman was double secret insolvent..

The catch is that creditors in the Lehman case will need to prove that, considering the bonus payouts for example, the bonuses were not paid out in the ordinary course of business. Creditors will have to prove that paying out bonuses to managers who ran the company into bankruptcy was considered business as usual.

That of course is challenging since fraudulent conveyance has been institutionalized by GAAP, the SEC, the rating agencies and their Nancy Capitalist enablers.

by Rick64
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 18:11
#262468

 All this time and this is the excuse. Come on you guys are market wizards and geniuses you can do better than this.

by Crummy
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 18:14
#262471

As long as no one at the SEC fears sitting on their nuts while taking a shit, then no one in on this scam has anything to fear either.

They need to start putting a bounty on uncovering fraud, then we can start a sort of privateer force of regulators.

Our motto: Never send a lawyer to do a pirate's job.

by Jesse
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 18:27
#262488

 @Crummy

 

Respect.

by Anonymous
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 00:05
#262870

yeah fucking awesome idea - too simple.

by cougar_w
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 13:03
#263412

You just summed up ZH

by Miles Kendig
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 22:44
#264072

'cept many of us are, in fact, Raiders...

by AnonymousMonetarist
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 18:14
#262472

In the United States, fraudulent conveyances or transfers are governed by two sets of laws that are generally consistent. The first is the Uniform Fraudulent Transfer Act ("UFTA") that has been adopted by all but a handful of the states.] The second is found in the federal Bankruptcy Code.

There are two kinds of fraudulent transfer. The archetypal example is the intentional fraudulent transfer. This is a transfer of property made by a debtor with intent to defraud, hinder, or delay his or her creditors.

by Anonymous
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 18:14
#262473

Ho hum. Banks cheat, CEOs and regulators collude and lie. How many times can you be suddenly shocked to learn the same thing over and over again?

Either get off your ass, stop contributing your own funds to the rapist financial markets, and start marching in the streets demanding to go Swedish on the banks, or lose your own credibility along with them.

by i.knoknot
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 22:27
#262774

don't be so quick to discount the effectiveness of the small laps of a rising tide.

one item is a conspiracy, two is ..., three is ...

i believe most folks are 'on the ready' to act appropriately when the time comes.

this entire process is a comfortable removal of doubt.

by Anonymous
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 23:15
#262829

the fix is in and we are up against connected parasites, but i agree, every ray of sunshine is welcome, sure it may not make a difference immediately and we have been depleted by these blood sucker for a long time, but you never know when it will do good, its all we can do, keep exposing things, maybe one day we will flush the parasites...

by Pat Shuff
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 08:48
#263109

Acting appropriately/careful what is wished for dept.

 

 

"How a revolution erupts from a commonplace event--tidal wave from a ripple--is cause for endless astonishment...

First a piece of news about something said or done travels quickly, more so than usual, because it is uniquely apt; it fits a half-conscious mood or caps a situation... The fact and the challenger's name generate rumor, exaggeration, misunderstanding, falsehood. People ask each other what is true and what it means. The atmosphere becomes electric, the sense of time changes, grows rapid, a vague future seems nearer...

As further news spreads, various types of people become aroused for or against the thing now upsetting everybody's daily life. But what is that thing? Concretely: ardent youths full of hope as they catch the drift of the idea, rowdies looking for fun, and characters with a grudge. Cranks and tolerated lunatics come out of houses, criminals out of hideouts, and all assert themselves...

Such is, roughly, how revolutions "feel." The gains and the deeds of blood vary in detail from one time to the next, but the motives are the usual mix: hope, ambition, greed, fear, lust, envy, hatred of order and of art, fanatic fervor, heroic devotion, and love of destruction."

--Jacques Barzun, From Dawn to Decadence: 500 Years of Western Cultural Life 1500 to the Present

by YourAverageDebtSlave
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 11:46
#263280

The powers that be let this information come out knowing full well that it would not be received well.  It reminds me of last week’s Nightline’s piece on 9/11 being a conspiracy that possibly is more than meets the eye.  It reminds me of PBS airing freedom to fascism.  Since when the hell did mainstream media start becoming so anti-government?

 

These pieces of news are nothing new, but the fact that the powers that be are now responding to these claims via mainstream media makes me suspicious.  Why release the information now?  They know that the general feel from “Joe Sixpack” is that the government is corrupt and something radical needs to be done.  Reports like this from mainstream media are just gasoline on the fire, almost as if they want there to be backlash.  It’s as if they are thumbing their nose at taxpayers saying look how corrupt we are, we know it angers you, now do something about it.  I see evidence of this when I read an online Wall Street journal article and in the comment section, 90% of the comments are saying something about how messed up our government is.

 

So then the question becomes why would the want aggravate us?  Back in 2008 for the first time (that I know of) the nation enacted an army brigade to be on alert here in the states (http://www.armytimes.com/news/2008/09/army_homeland_090708w/).   Dennis Blair a few weeks ago stated that the intelligence community will if needed assassinate Americans they believe to be a threat to other Americans (my read is that this means the government as I’m sure the CIA will not be taking out the Bloods and Crips in South Central) (http://www.democracynow.org/2010/2/9/obama_administration_us_forces_can_assassinate).  I could go on with what’s out there that makes me think this is a controlled demolition of America as we knew it.

 

My guess is that whoever’s in power is waiting for STHF so that they can make a tremendous power grab in the name of democracy.  They will wait for anarchy to break loose, watch a couple of angry entitled generations of Americans riot, loot, and terrorize their next store neighbors and wait for the people to come crying to the government to restore order.  Once that happens, the government will come in with its cape and “save the people” by implementing a more tyrannical style of government than we currently have in place via the military.

 

What was once fringe thinking and conspiracy is starting to be mainstream, and I believe it is all a ruse to get the public fired up and ready to explode.  Once that happens the government will have a legitimate excuse for coming in and exerting control over the masses.  With our current debt levels, trade cap, shitty currency, we will all be happy to take jobs working in factories for enough wages to get our slice of bread for the day while we pay back the Chinese, Japanese, and the rest of the world while the same big wigs who orchestrated Lehman’s collapse travel to the Caribbean.  Aside from writing snarky comments on Zero Hedge and other forum boards, I’ll just wait back with gun in hand and wait for the fireworks to begin.

 

by WaterWings
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 12:55
#263407

+1

by cougar_w
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 13:07
#263419

Why now: By the time anyone starts digging into this stuff the EuroZone will be imploding, bansk will be folding, and bigger shyte will have hit a bigger fan.

You throw your worst garbage on a bigger fire and run away.

by Cursive
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 18:15
#262474

These people should be fed to the harden criminals in a state prison.  We'll look the other way.  The inmates are free to do as they wish.  I really hope this is what happens.

by Waterfallsparkles
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 18:18
#262479

I think the Banks are doing this right now.  Going to the Discount Window and pledging Securities for a Loan right before Earnings.  That way they do not have to show them on their Balance Sheets.  After Earnings they pay back the Fed Loan and get their Securities back.

by RockyRacoon
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:12
#262680

Which transactions, of course, we can never know about.  It might stigmatize the banks, you know.  What a crock.  Audit the fed!

by Anonymous
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 03:05
#263012

If Lehman had only been doing this a quarter - maybe a "clever" dressing of the balance sheet. But for years? There is no way other financial institutions haven't been doing plenty of this too. Doesn't absolve Lehman or the regulators from their despicable conduct, (perhaps it explains the 2 year lag in disclosure cuz it's gonna get even more ugly as we look under the kimonos of the other institutions) but one more time with feeling - the financial system is still in horrid shape. The real causes and problems all still lurk. Nothing has changed except power and risk is even more consolidated. Fasten your seat belts and keep some cash and gold at home.

by Anonymous
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 18:18
#262480

Meanwhile, the market finished higher based on volume 3.

by blindfaith
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 10:04
#263167

meanwhile, the average American has no clue and doesn't want one either...These white collar criminals depend on the bias media to help keep the lid on truth, and spam America with fun and dumb down crap.  It is all in the game, and everyone is in on the game.

by Anonymous
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 18:20
#262481

Its good to know that a shell game is still a shell game, even with an Ivy-League shit ticket (MBA).

When do these crooks get to see some justice, folks?!

by Orly
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 20:47
#262652

Hi Karl.

Nice of you to join us.

by i.knoknot
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 22:30
#262777

good eye... $10 bux says you're right.

i say he's as welcome as anybody, but am amused by the idea of an anon MO.

heh

by CB
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 07:30
#263075

+1

heh heh

by John Self
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 23:50
#262858

Some might label the Ivy League degree a shell game in its own right.

by SilverIsKing
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 18:22
#262483

by chet
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 18:38
#262505

Yep!  Also he is a muslim communist who was born in Kenya!

It's true because someone wrote it on the internets!!!1!

by faustian bargain
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 18:42
#262515

So there's not going to be a fishing ban, then?

by SilverIsKing
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 18:46
#262521

First, is there more than one internet?

"It's true because someone wrote it on the internets!!!1!"

Second, if someone acts like a jerk on the internet, does that make them one in real life?

Here's the original: http://sports.espn.go.com/outdoors/saltwater/news/story?id=4975762

by RockyRacoon
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:15
#262684

I believe you are looking for this reference:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKTH6f1JfX8

by MagicHandPuppet
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 01:35
#262954

"uh... I hear there's rumors on the internets"

Classic!  thanks for the link :)

by Anonymous
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:39
#262727

You'll have to pry my fishing rod out of my cold dead hands!?!

by Crime of the Century
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 18:23
#262484

We need bigger bonuses to keep our best talent!!

by Anonymous
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 18:24
#262485

The comments on here are comical, as if everyone had no idea of the systemic fraud occurring to this second. Rotten to the core in plain sight.

If this is what is being released, one can only imagine what has been scrubbed.

Don't worry, government is here to help. "Can we see your papers first?"

by Cistercian
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 19:16
#262547

 Yes indeed.And this report underscores why I call Wall St the worlds biggest game of 3 card monte.

 There is no bean.

by snakeboat
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 15:53
#263643

New here much?

by vachon
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 18:27
#262490

The very possibility that Lehman would be found criminally liable may go a long way towards explaining why Lehman couldn't find a buyer and was allowed by Paulson, et al, to fail.  However, this raises a host of other questions.  After everybody and his brother had examined Lehman's books during the sell-or-die weekend, the discovery of accounting fraud had to be not only discussed but given as a reason to Paulson and Geithner as to why Lehman not only  wouldn't but couldn't be bought.

What did the government know and when did they know it, indeed.

by Anonymous
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 02:26
#262988

They all knew it, all along. At the time there was a major discussion of creating a 'Bad Bank' to hold 'bad' assets.

The fact that this solution was being discussed publicly, using euphemisms like 'bad assets' was amazing. What was actually being discussed was legally concealing vast, historically unprecedented illegal activity. Never in the entire discussion was correcting the fraud, or arresting its perpetrators discussed. 100% of the effort was focused on burying the evidence, and preserving the wealth, power and position of the perpetrators.

Everyone involved at every level of the process, from the SEC to the NY Fed to FINRA to the Treasury is an accessory, and an accomplice. There isn't a problem with the system. The problem IS the system.

-Popo

by Anonymous
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 06:34
#263057

And aigs books were legit? Come on now..lehman was let go because it benefited goldman. Just as an aig credit facility benefited goldman. Everything benefits goldman when goldman has puppet masters in every corner.

by Miles Kendig
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 22:50
#264078

And what exactly was decided at those discrete points along the time line, when along that line did the individual decisions fall, where were they announced/implemented and by whom.

by deadhead
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 18:30
#262492

Thank you Tyler and ZH for bringing REPO 105 to the forefront.

The Fed and the SEC must answer immediately to the REPO 105 scandal.  

p.s. for all you url fans, www dot repo105 dot com is still available. wonder how long that will last???

by Careless Whisper
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 18:38
#262504

go for it dh. it's only $11, just make sure u move it offshore.

www.godaddy.com

by Howard_Beale
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 19:55
#262591

AND www.repo105.com is GONE! SOLD!

Someone lapped it up in no time flat.

by deadhead
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 08:01
#263087

sure didn't take long!

by chet
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 18:35
#262498

I heard about this outfit Enron that perfected this type of creative financing.  Real wizards of the new economy, those guys.

Haven't heard anything about them for awhile.  Wonder what happened to them....

by Crummy
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 18:55
#262532

Dabhol.

by John Self
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:25
#262701

Honestly, Repo 105 does sound a lot like Mahonia or some of the other Enron "transactions."

by Miles Kendig
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 18:46
#262520

When it all is boiled down it's just Romper Room.

by Howard_Beale
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 19:22
#262560

I think Miss Nancy would like you to sit in the corner for saying that!

by Miles Kendig
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 04:20
#263026

It is really quite sad how the lords of finance keep on forming corners to die in.  Me?  There are corners I do like quite well thank you very much, but I prefer to concern myself with the crop rows.  Especially since the future may well be in ag thanks to those kids that never grew up and fail, strike that, refuse to apply the law of the street unto themselves.  So good to see you in such fine form Pal.

by Howard_Beale
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 09:39
#263144

I've missed you Miles.

by Miles Kendig
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 12:42
#263389

The sentiment is appreciated and returned in full.

by Anonymous
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 18:46
#262522

This has been SOP for 15 years....

by Hulk
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 10:13
#263174

Not on this scale.
Enron and Worldcom were small potatoes compared to what is currently
transpiring

by buzzsaw99
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 18:46
#262523

Lehman didn't have big ballz like Hank Paulson and his criminal cohorts. It doesn't matter how much they lie cheat or steal. No-one can stop them, they are gods.

by Ripped Chunk
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 19:02
#262540

The system is loaded with the malignancy of derivatives.  The cancer has spread to every organ worldwide. Its domination of a once seemingly healthy organism is complete.

Losing Lehman and Bear was like removing some of the cancerous growth. It stopped nothing that wasn't already inevitable.

The patient is terminal. We only await the moment when our dark overlords withdraw life support.

by deadhead
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 19:02
#262541

for all of you bank bulls, just keep buying that common stock.  what could go wrong?

by Howard_Beale
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 19:34
#262555

Let it keep ramping--my trade is coming. Jan 2012 bear spread at the cheapest vol in history coming soon to my portfolio on JPM. But in the last few days, I have started to wonder when the end game will be for some of the online brokers. IBD has Lloyds of London insurance (LoL in more mays than one since I just realized not only is it their acronym but they are also in trouble). Hmmm. Counterparties to my trade may be out of business in early 2012....more hmmm. Sorry, but I will do it as a credit spread and take my chances.

As for Repo 105--shame on the accountants, Feds, and rating idiots that couldn't see something so simple. These people obviously can not be bothered to do their jobs or get paid too well not to do them. Whichever it is, fuck em.

by Orly
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 20:50
#262654

Allow me to congratulate you well in advance on your major, major score.

It will be one for the family scrapbook.

by Howard_Beale
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:35
#262703

Please clarify...

by Orly
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 10:02
#263164

You bought LEAP Puts as I read your note, in the belief that the banks are going to take a real drubbing over the next two years.

I couldn't agree more with that sentiment and it sounds like you're playing the right cards at the right time.

:D

by Gromit
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:34
#262715

Brokerage account insurance in excess of SIPC limits is windowdressing.

If there is one claim there will be thousands and the counterparties cannot stand the potential pain.

Your trade is protected by the OCC so if you come up with a big winner can't you transfer the position to a custodial account (cash account!) at a Trust company?

Biggest problem for me with online brokers is that they are at the mercy of the firms that clear for them.

by Howard_Beale
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:51
#262740

That is my main concern as well....fearing the clearing.

by Gromit
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 22:05
#262760

Which is why I opened a custodian accountto hold some munis and to be available to transfer in profitable option positions to escape the SIPC vulnerability.

Only problem - I'm paying 30 basis points on my munis unnecessarily as no broker has failed (yet) - and none of my longshot option trades have been profitable recently! But the account is set up and if I hit a home run that's where the position is going.

As for clearing...my accounts at ThinkorSwim and Optionshouse both clear thru PNSN, which has a market cap of 100 something million, not very reassuring.

 

by dumpster
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 19:07
#262545

every one is on to the fraud .. they all want a piece of it ..

it is no secret... its like the emperer   walking down main street ,, and not until the little person says .. hay you people where are the clothes lol

by hambone
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 19:13
#262549

Gotta say I'm not suprised by the findings (depressed, yes, shocked, no).  My difficulty comes when I realize that none of this is "criminal" in America any longer.  White collar looting is just part of the game like bribes in Mexico.  Stealing from my fucking pocket to put it in theirs is now ok.  That's just part of the fabric of our country now.  Hmmm, makes you question justice and the like when crime is committed in broad daylight, everybody sees it, but authority is on the same side as the criminals...acckkk, that's dark.

by chet
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 19:32
#262569

Couldn't agree more.  There is no law for the powerful.  Ten years ago, I would have called that a conspiracy theory.

This is a country where the government can lock up a citizen as an "enemy combatant", torture him for a few years until he's insane, while doing nothing to bring him to trial, get a little "slap" from the judiciary, and  no one pays any price for it.  No one is fired or called out, much less prosecuted.

Not to call out one administration.  All parties and oligarchs are involved in it.

I used to be able to resort to our country's respect for law and order as the bedrock to rely on no matter what political whims were blowing, but now I know I was mistaken.

We're basically like post-Soviet Russia but with the class to try to keep up appearances better.

by DaveyJones
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:32
#262712

+100  In fact, the torturer can get the lawsuit thrown out because it might reveal "state secrets"

Ah, the pinnacle of justice. The envy of the world

by digalert
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 19:16
#262553

Uh, you mean Turbo Tax Cheat Timmy Geithner is involved?

don't say...

 

by BlackBeard
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 19:28
#262562

I wanna see somebody go to jail.  It would make me feel better.  Bernie Madoff was a joke.  Someone in a substantial position please.

by Howard_Beale
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 20:00
#262573

Please put up your list and perhaps Marla can create a poll of who we most want to see do the perpwalk. Mine starts with BB. Still waiting for the last bank standing in Dec 2012 poll, Marla.

1) JPM

2) BAC

3) WFC

4) C

5) Will there be any banks left standing in 2012?

by BlackBeard
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 20:01
#262595

B Frank

C. Dodd

A. Greenspan

R. Rubin

A. Mozillo

B. Bernanke

T. Geithner

H. Paulson

R. Emmannuel (for pimping himself for FNM and FRE just as much as Dodd and Frank)

 

How's that for a start?  that's just a start.  There's so many pieces of shit out there that need to be flushed down the proverbial toilet. But, that's all I could think of in 15 seconds.

by Howard_Beale
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 20:09
#262604

It's a start, but it needs to be in order of some kind. You know, we could do an American Idol thing each month and vote some off in terms of relevancy and how much they actually might like prison (oh, I dropped my soap, dear me). Basically like a democracy. Of course, since we don't live in one it is hard to imagine what that would be like.

 

by BlackBeard
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 20:26
#262626

lol good idea.  I don't imagine Barney Frank would even bother with soap on a rope.....

by Orly
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:04
#262664

1. PBush (posthumously...)

2. GHWBush

3. GWBush

4. WJClinton

5. ZBrzenski

6. HKissinger

7.LBJohnson (posthumously...)

8. FRodriguez

9. AGreenspan

10. Timothy Geithner

by BlackBeard
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:25
#262700

What about Nixon?

by CB
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 07:33
#263076

 

W Wilson

FDR

by Orly
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 10:04
#263166

Yes, yes and yes.

Wilson was a total tool, though.  Princeton liberal will make the world all better...

He was played big-time.

by CB
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 22:23
#264054

Alexander Hamilton.

ha. this government was formed, in part, by criminals. 

by Anonymous
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:20
#262691

The REAL axis of evil..

I want a bumper sticker stating such...

by bugs_
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 20:44
#262650

Taco Bell will be the survivor.

by Howard_Beale
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:24
#262698

LMAO

by Miles Kendig
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 04:59
#263041

Chief, you can take this job and shovel it! :-)

by hedgeless_horseman
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:59
#262749

Taco Cabana = Taco Bell + EtOH

 

by Strom
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 01:41
#262957

+ Food that actually tastes good.

by Strom
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 01:42
#262958

Nice Demolition Man reference...

by deadhead
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 08:03
#263090

 perhaps Marla can create a poll of who we most want to see do the perpwalk

 

GREAT idea!   

by Anonymous
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 19:35
#262572

This is some huge size - $38B - $50B in repo for 1 week. These guys had to be offlaying this to Hedge Funds, cause the other large banks wouldn't take it due to their Balance sheet size constraints - Although I always found it interesting why many of these guys had differing quater-ends. GS always had their quarter-end the third week of like October, January, April and July - Lehman and Merrill and Morgan Stanley end of November, etc - then JPM and BOA and other Banks were on normal quarter-ends

by Orly
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:13
#262681

Exactly what I was thinking...

Ladies and gentlemen, what TD, et. al., have described here is the ultimate circle jerk.

 

Unfuckingbelievable.

by Reflexivity
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:22
#262693

You beat my reply by a minute, and were much more succinct; humorously so.  Well done.

by chindit13
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 01:24
#262951

Same.

by tip e. canoe
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 09:51
#263149

Ring around the rosie,
A pocket full of posies,
Ashes! Ashes!
We all fall

DOWN!

by Reflexivity
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:14
#262683

+1, interesting insight.

 

Are you suggesting that the different quarter-end dates were intentionally selected by each bank in reference to one another?

And perhaps the reason this is, is so that each of the big banks could provide 'load balancing' services [secretly of course] to each other (sort of like the way a computer server cluster works) to facilitate temporary onloading and offloading of certain liabilities and assets in order to manage earnings, satisfy regulatory requirements, etc. both conveniently and descretely?

Said another way, the banks could play musical chairs with excess or deficient assets and liabilities, but in such a way that the music never stops--becaue the books don't close everywhere all at the same time.

An interesting idea.

 

 

by Miles Kendig
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 05:05
#263043

Which would render the concept of fed cluelessness totally suspect and provides an admirably viable pathway directly to the core.

by tip e. canoe
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 09:56
#263152

also interesting that JPM's quarter ended in September being that they pulled the plug.

by Ragnarok
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:59
#262750

Wow! You hit the nail on the head. Isn't collusion a crime?

by dumpster
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 19:36
#262574

well you had Martha Stewart

by rubearish10
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 19:43
#262581

Great report but why is nobody paying attention? Reading this and comments really gets us jazzed up but then,,,,silence. What's wrong? Is this a dream or how come there's no affect where it matters, bank stocks?? Do we have to take this to Washington? Can they read?

by ratava
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 19:45
#262583

have we arrived to the logical conclusion only way out of this mess is handing the power over to computers?

 

oh wait, we already sorta did

by johngaltfla
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 19:45
#262584

God Damnit Tyler, if you're ever on Siesta or Longboat Key I owe you 20 martinis.

 

OUTFREAKING STANDING work. I mean that.

by Almost Solvent
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:05
#262667

God bless Monroe County! I am currently in the wrong one, NY, but atleast not MI. Just need to suck a few bucks more outta upstate and then I'm outtie.

Sittin' on the beach earning 20%!

by merehuman
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:44
#262733

dont tell the poor

by What a mess_man
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 00:32
#262895

Better up the martinis dude - rounds for the entire staff! 

 

Second the OUTFREAKING STANDING work!

by nope-1004
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 19:51
#262587

That shifty little wimp Geithner lies more than anyone I've ever seen.

He needs to go to jail.

by johngaltfla
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 22:33
#262780

F'ing dwarf needs to be in Attica with 5 large homosexually deprived boyfriends nicknamed the "Mules". He's a lying POS and never held a real job in his entire freaking life.

by BlackBeard
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 20:02
#262598

FYI, Obaman has nominated Janet Yellen to replace Kohn. per BBerg:

 

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=a4wCbn4rDuzE&pos=1

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA!! He HAS to be retarded, because he just put his personal stamp on ANOTHER retard for a position that supposedly requires critical thinking.

by Howard_Beale
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 20:16
#262613

"Yellen spent most of her career teaching economics and researching labor markets, joining the University of California at Berkeley in 1980. She and her husband George Akerlof, a Nobel Prize-winning economist, have written more than a dozen papers that included studies on unemployment, wages, street gangs and out-of-wedlock births."--Bloomberg

Another winner in the keeping interest rates at zero camp. Savers--you better put your money in the market!--NOT.

by BlackBeard
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 20:28
#262631

fantastic, because all of that practical experience theorizing about linear relationships in a classroom gives her an edge when micromanaging the world's largest economy.

by Howard_Beale
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:32
#262711

Just like Uncle Ben. Who better than an academic? How about a foreign academic like Naill Ferguson that at least has a clue. If Arnie can be Gov, then Naill can be on the Federal Reserve Board. That way, if he can't waterboard Ben into sanity, he can at least be blamed for his "academic" background.

by taraxias
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 20:28
#262629

The empty-suit-in-chief didn't nominate anybody. The FED nominated JY and told the empty-suit-in-chief to announce it.

by bugs_
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 20:45
#262651

bugs_: is she gellin'?

wopr: like a fellon

 

by Miles Kendig
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 05:33
#263046

And for all of you interested in CRE I would advise a refresher on Yellen's baby, 250 Montgomery, in total.  The pivot.

http://www.globest.com/news/1444_1444/sanfrancisco/179598-1.html

http://www.realestatechannel.com/us-markets/commercial-real-estate-1/gru...

by Anonymous
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 20:20
#262618

Man o man.

Not to foment populist rage, but y'know, my credit card bills count against me. How come the banks credit card bills don't count against them? One rule for them the other for me?

Dylan R? You getting this?

by Anonymous
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 20:26
#262625

"Richard Fuld, Lehman’s former Chief Executive Officer denied any recollection of Lehman’s use of Repo 105 transactions. Fuld said he had no knowledge that Lehman treated any kind of repo transaction as a true sale or that Lehman ever removed from its balance sheet assets transferred in a repo transaction. In addition, Fuld did not recall having seen any reports referencing the amount of the firm’s Repo 105 activity. Fuld further stated that he did not know that Lehman removed approximately $49 and $50 billion in inventory off its balance sheet at quarter-end through the use of Repo 105 transactions in first quarter 2008 and second quarter 2008, respectively. Fuld said, however, that if he had learned that Lehman was temporarily cleansing its balance sheet of assets at quarter-end through Repo 105 transactions, it would have concerned him."

So what was he getting paid for (like, just shy of $500 million all told)?

by Anonymous
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 11:46
#263284

Just to be clear, he would have been concerned if he had known. He wouldn't necessarily have done anything differently, he just would have been concerned. I think it should have been in his contract that he be required to make some very serious, contemplative and concerned faces before hitting the golf course every day.

by Hondo
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 20:31
#262632

The counterparties to these trades need to be investigated also.  This was out and out  fraud committed by both parties.  The counterparties by taking crap for collateral knew what Lehman was up to and in bed with them.  The whole damn street knew Lehman's situation but the shareholder hadn't a clue due to  fraud.  Banks, the Fed, government in general have absolutely no trust left.  We need to squeeze them until they bleed....

by hedgeless_horseman
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 22:09
#262757

Dream on.  Once this thread hits the second page of ZH this story will be forgotten; else the .gov wouldn't have let the horse out of the barn.

Besides, according to the LA Times, the BIG news is, "Democrats seek healthcare consensus."  I know, rocked my world, too!

by Tethys
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 00:13
#262874

Been having a sneaking suspicion of late that health care was reincarnated in order to keep the economy out of the headlines.  After the Massachusetts election, seems there was a period of a week or two when we didn't hear about health care reform every day 24/7, and economic stories started getting more press.

If Joe & Jane 6pack started coming out of their coma, things might get ugly.  Can't have that...

by Hulk
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 09:58
#263159

Lets start pretending this fraud riddled system is fixable
and place some pressure on congress to get William Black
in charge of cleaning up this mess and prosecuting these criminals.
On the outside chance that the system is salvageable.....

by Anonymous
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 20:33
#262635

So let me get this straight...

Setting - Lehman board room
CEO Richard Fuld: We need to reduce net leverage. Make it happen.
Financial Manager: Yes sir, right away sir.

Setting - Deep in the bowels of Lehman
Financial Manager: Mr. Fuld says reduce net leverage.
Financial Wizard: We'll do an 'off the record repo 105'.

Setting - Lehman board room (later)
CEO Richard Fuld: Let me see the numbers.
Financial Manager: We did it sir, take a look at these numbers. What we did...
Financial Lawyer: Don't tell Mr. Fuld what you did! He needs plausable deniability.

Setting - MSM financial news outlet (Spring 2008)
CEO Richard Fuld: "The worst is behind us".

by Miles Kendig
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 05:55
#263049

And we learn by direct expression what sense of duty, fiduciary and otherwise really resides among those that lead our government & financial sectors and how it has been focused during the challenges of our time.

by Anonymous
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 20:33
#262636

For heavens' sake, looks like Madoff has a bunkmate! Shame on the accountants and bean-counters that signed off on this deal.

by williambanzai7
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:08
#262639

GORILLA IN THE MIST: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wkgIzuqJM0w/S5mV9uUXN7I/AAAAAAAADBc/UQNZ62b0tk...

I want to know why the SEC is too busy cracking down on the evil short sellers and chasing the psychic investment adviser instead of doing what needs to be done here.

I want to know what those Wall Street hustlers are gonna do if or when their Dollar/FDIC carry trade ever gets pulled.

I want to know why Ken Lay had to gave his life in vain.

I want to know how many times a day Erin Calin is getting muff dived out in the Hamptons.

 

 

 

by Orly
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:17
#262687

Hush it, Banzai Bill.  They got the psychic, didn't they?

by williambanzai7
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:23
#262696

That should be their epitaph...

by Anonymous
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 20:43
#262649

Crap sandwich. This country is a steamy crap sandwich.

by plocequ1
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:08
#262665

Look, Im getting tired of this. I am a Middle class citizen and i am through with my anger stage. Why, You ask?, Ill tell you. The bottom line is the Rich have taken over the Government. Anything goes. There are no more rules. The money is being taken from the poor and given to the rich. When you see the stock market go up, Thats the money taken from the Bond auction going directly into stocks. We are doomed. Stop your whining and just say to yourself, We are fucked... Get laid. Smoke a joint. You will feel better.

by Anonymous
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 00:37
#262903

the rich took over the government on 11/22/1963 and you are only finding out about it 50 years later....

by Anonymous
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 19:35
#263887

The rich took over this country in 1775 when the Continental Congress agreed to pay George Washington any and all expenses he incurred (as he ostentatiously refused to "accept any salary") to be Commander in Chief in the War of Independence. Although he was one of the richest men in America (he'd married the richest woman on the Continent and was a fabulous land speculator), he didn't need to actually expend any of the funds for which he billed Congress, as he was a genius at getting others to provide what he wanted on credit. The final bill - which Congress paid - was, in 2008 dollars, $258,743,452. A general's pay for the same period would have been $231,400. We sure were lucky to have such a great patriot volunteer his services!!

In addition to billing the government for keeping an entourage, worthy of a European king, of personal servants, assistants, aides, and followers (many of whom he appointed to generalships, gave procurement contracts to, entered into land speculation deals with, and later appointed to federal gov't positions), many millions of dollars worth of the finest horses, imported wine, furniture, books, carriages, etc, that he bought during the war and put on his expense account were directly sent to Mt. Vernon for his future enjoyment. Every mansion that he stayed in (over 2 dozen) during the War was completely redecorated during his stay, and some received major upgrades and extensions. While his soldiers were starving at Valley Forge receiving no pay, Washington went around to them and bought up for pennies their rights to post-war land grants Congress had authorized. After the War he righteously demanded that Congress honor all veterans grants awarded, you know, for the sake of the men.

This has been a government for the rich, by the rich, and of the rich from the beginning. Every square inch of land the English Crown gave to the "colonists" and "settlers" and "immigrants" was in fact given either to rich men (like Willian Penn and Lord Baltimore) or organized corporations (like the West India Company and the Plymouth Bay Colony). It's been trickle-down for four hundred years. I only single President Washington out because the "American Exceptionalism" myth is so well captured by his sparkling PR-created wholesome image. People get (or tolerate) the government they deserve, and America has never been any kind of exception to anything.

by assumptionblindness
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:10
#262675

From CNBC.com:

<<Lehman Brothers used accounting gimmicks and had been insolvent for weeks before it filed for bankruptcy in September 2008, but there was not extensive wrongdoing, a court-appointed examiner has found.>>

Go figure...

by Anonymous
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 12:21
#263355

So, lemme get this straight...

I have a Visa card that is charged up the wazoo. So I open a MasterCard account and pay off the Visa bill by getting a cash advance on the MasterCard.

If I use Lehman rules I can just ignore the MasterCard bill in my personal balance sheet because the cash advance was actually a "sale".

Sweet, I'm sure MasterCard will be sympathetic to my new personal balance sheet accounting.

by Crab Cake
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:23
#262690

I really, really, love the fancy words.  The accounting is second only to the language for crying out loud.  Financial innovation...grrrr....

I have some words; simple ones.

Fraud. Theft. Criminals. 

WE ARE BEING ROBBED, EXTORTED, AND LIED TO.

THE ELECTED OFFICIALS, THE COPS, AND THE CRIMINALS ARE IN BED TOGETHER.

It's time to burn the house down.  I'm ashamed to be an American, and so should be us all. 

I have something to say to the so called oligarchs who live in "secure" walled communities in prominent cities and suburbs near us all... Do you think the American middle class will go gently into that good night?  Do you think you and your families are untouchable?  Eye for an eye.  My family's future for your family's future.  How safe are you, really? 

Let's make that Peoples' enemy list mentioned above, shall we, and feed it to the hungry, the zealous, the dispossessed, and the angry.  Let us see how powerful and mighty these pukes are when the masks are off. 

by jeff montanye
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 01:00
#262924

how about a deck of cards with their pictures on them?

by Miles Kendig
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 06:03
#263050

Better to use condoms and make 'em like trading cards, with their picture on one side and quick stats on the other.

by chindit13
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:22
#262694

One fears for his children.  I mean, I always worried my kids would grow up to be dastardly criminals like Wall Street bankers, accountants, Fed officials, senators or, god forbid, President of the United States.

Fortunately my oldest had the decency to choose character, honor and integrity when he chose to put his skills to use as a hit man for a Mexican Drug cartel.  While my own heart is filled with pride whenever I hear of another competitor butchered or dropped in a vat of acid by "my boy", I do have some sympathy for the tortured souls that must be Mother Fuld, Mother Geithner, Mother Bernanke, Mother Obama, etc.  Oh the horror!

by Anonymous
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 00:01
#262867

Bravo,I fell out of my chair and I'm still laughing to keep from crying

by Anonymous
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:34
#262714

"Only little people pay taxes" Leona Hemsley, move on little people, nothging to see here!

by lizzy36
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:34
#262716

I disagree on one point, one person will be prosecuted:Erin Callan.  Rightly or wrongly, she is the outsider who will be forced to fall on the proverbial sword. .

Reading merely part 1 of 9, makes one literally ill. 

It also makes one realize that the only way to avoid the next LEH, is to allow Senator Kaufman's speech (earlier today) to become law.  The probability of that happening, are the same as Mars bailing out the world. 

by Miles Kendig
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 06:24
#263054

And let's never forget that Fuld, like Thain & Lewis before him have only had to resign their command while their commission remains intact.  Welcome to the application of military justice under the UCMJ to those that are obviously operating with an implicit or explicit guarantee to do so freely under federal authority during times of declared national emergency. The realization of what the policy of judicial exclusion is in practice. 

by tip e. canoe
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 10:15
#263177

right on lizzy, she's the logical goat.

if so, let's hope she grows a pair of cajones, pleads not guilty and calls every last one of the boys out of the closet for the public record.

by buzzsaw99
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:42
#262729

ZEROHEDGE GETS HEADLINE @ HUFFPO!!

by rubearish10
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:43
#262732

Yeah Baby! Soon TSHTF!!!

by williambanzai7
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 22:02
#262751

BANZAI7 NEWS--This report just in: Tatoo artists in LA are reporting a surge in "Repo 105" requests:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wkgIzuqJM0w/S5mtMam9ZiI/AAAAAAAADBk/fuHR5dRvWU...

by quant-this
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 22:01
#262754

I dont understand, how is a Repo 105 different than any other repo, other than the bad accounting treatment not showing the Repo as a liability? And is it called a 105 because you posted 5% cash with the collateral?

by rubearish10
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 22:03
#262756

I thought because it get booked as a sale which eliminates the liability?

by quant-this
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 22:15
#262768

Right, so it's just the accounting treatment. But I really feel like a lot of banks are doing this. But how do you get away with booking the haircut and not have it show up as a loss. So if I do a repo with you and you give me $1b in securities, I'm most likely only going to give you a $950m loan. Which means that if you book it as a sale then you are selling $1b for $.95b and need to take a $50m loss. This could be beneficial for tax shielding but if done in quantity could show some big losses. Unless they were over borrowing and getting 1.05 LTV by paying a much higher rate. Then they can book a gain and on top of that reduce both assets and liabilities and increase equity, in which case leverage and ROE ratios improve. I have to assume that is what they were doing. 

 

The $1b question is who was their counterparty and what rates where they paying for the additional counterparty risk.

by rubearish10
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 22:21
#262770

Well, perhaps the securities weren't market to market, hence they were actually worth less to begin with? Got me bud, sorry.

by i.knoknot
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 22:50
#262799

how come the letters "aig" just bubbled up from my gut without any voluntary assistance...

(pure tin-foil, of course)

by Anonymous
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 00:32
#262894

i think aig is an excellent suspect...and somewhere
in the background is our good bud goldman sachs
financial terrorist extraordinaire...

by Anonymous
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 22:22
#262772

All you guys are only complaining because your not rich or in on the "schemes," your lucky to live in a country where you can complain about your betters and not get disappeared. Whiners all.

by i.knoknot
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 22:53
#262803

who flagged this as junk...?

there's something to be said for still being able to whine...

i'm not smiling when i write this, either.

by dogbreath
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 22:58
#262811

there is a man with a whip

there is another man with whip marks

identify yourself

by i.knoknot
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 23:10
#262821

purely an observer in this case.

someone flagged his post as junk (probably indignant about being called a whiner)

i find more truth in his general position than insult. in many places ZH and such a community can't exist.

my endorsement belies my fear that we are moving more towards that place than away from it

cheers

by dogbreath
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 23:23
#262834

I agree with you but you only.  Some who come here are not champions of liberty.  Some come here to display their arrogance to mock the sheeple..   Hahaaa   you whine that you are not us

 

by Anonymous
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 00:34
#262899

i don't consider your trailer trash friends
my betters....go back to stirring your
macaronni and cheese....

by tip e. canoe
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 10:08
#263170

nice to see the long-repressed true feelings start bubbling up to the surface.  

means the end is getting near(er).

"Let them eat Spam!"

 

by Anonymous
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 02:47
#263001

These vultures rob everything
Leave nothing but chains
Pick a point on tha globe
Yes tha pictures tha same
There's a bank a church a myth and a hearse
A mall and a loan a child dead at birth
There's a widow pig parrot
A rebel to tame
A whitehooded judge
And a syringe and a vein
And tha riot be tha rhyme of tha unheard

Calm like a bomb

- RATM

by williambanzai7
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 22:41
#262782

Didn't they just let Hank Greenberg off the hook for this kind of Hanky panky?

BTW, I'm training my dog "Spread Sheets" how to eat gold ingots, just in case things really get dicey.

 

by kote
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 22:52
#262801

Repo 105 makes front page NY Times: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/12/business/12lehman.html

"A version of this article appeared in print on March 12, 2010, on page A1 of the New York edition."

by i.knoknot
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 22:56
#262808

god i hate clicking on nyt links... it feels like i'm helping legitimize their continued existence.

(every little bit/hit counts...)

by kote
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 22:59
#262813

Let them see the interest that exists in this type of story.  Let them see the ZH referrer tags in their logs.  It all helps.

Also, postcards from greece made A1 too.

by Anonymous
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 23:08
#262820

REPO 105

Fuld.

HEH.

He's over there laughing with GHWB and Clinton and the rest of the 'gang'.

LOLZ.

So GS getting into the commodities positions now is kind of obvious , right?

If we don't find the next treasury auction, oh we will die. oh , we will die.

-MB

by Pike Bishop
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 23:23
#262832

ZH gets a front page banner byline at HuffingtonPost. No wonder i couldn't get to your server. This is the bigvolume time. Next entertainment awards ceremony, are we going to get a red carpet review? You're going to need a celeb gossip page, too.

Ya know,... 97.8% of the people aren't going to know what you are talking about. Maybe that's good.

But if you take a half-hour and do a little more explaining of the text, so that civilians can understand what the report is talking about, there might be some more click-throughs on the dinner table.

Add an fbomb or two. They'll make the guys feel at home, and the women damp.

Congrats.

 

 

by kote
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 23:23
#262835

"But if you take a half-hour and do a little more explaining of the text, so that civilians can understand what the report is talking about, there might be some more click-throughs on the dinner table."

That's what those other sites are for.  We come to ZH because it skips the fluff.  I've learned plenty by googling everything on here I didn't understand, and that's the way I like it.

by Bear
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 04:06
#263024

I think this The Story that will punch a hole in the dam that no one will be able to plug ... there is probably so much here I want the right version and I want everyone to read ZH to get the TD (Truth Detector) expose.  

by John Self
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 23:57
#262863

I plan to keep frequenting this site, despite the highly unfortunate HP association.

by ShankyS
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 00:08
#262872

Bring the uninformed here. Let them learn the truth. A year ago I did not understand 50% of what I read here. Now I have more knowledge than every rep in Washington and 100% of the economists at the Fed. Thanks TD and crew.

by Anonymous
on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 23:40
#262849

I am under the impression that Lehman was not a bank and was therefore not supervised by the Feds.

by ShankyS
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 00:04
#262869

It will all come out in the wash eventually, sadly noting will ever be done to prosecute or punish the criminals. The fraud and deceit is simply unimaginable and I fear there is much more to come. The house of cards will come down and bring everything with it.

by FischerBlack
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 00:10
#262873

Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Just wow.

This is un-fucking-believable. How is it now 2 years later and still not a single indictment? Fucking Einhorn must have known about exactly this. He had a line to one or more of the counterparties, no doubt. We might see Erin Callan in a perp walk. Orange jumpsuit and high heels, baby.

by chindit13
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 00:23
#262879

"The accounting profession".  Now there's an oxymoron.

"The Honorable Secretary of the Treasury Timothy Geithner".  Ditto.

"Regulators"  From this day forward, let the term only apply to scuba diving apparatus.

I recall that after Bear went, but when Lehman still had a weak pulse, pundits said LEH would be okay because, "unlike Jimmy Cayne, Dick Fuld has friends".  Well, Jimmy is a nice guy, while Fuld always was an a-hole, and only somebody from NYC ("that Dicky's a goddamn fucking saint, man, a friggin Mensch"), or maybe Rahm Emmanuel, could like the guy.  Stalin without good humor.

The only "friends" Dick Fuld should have should be wearing numbers on their backs and looking for soap drops in the shower.  Alas, he'll be skiing in Aspen with Angelo Mozilo, Ken Lewis, Hank Paulson, etc.  But throw Sergey and that psychic in jail!  Society, and the American Way must be protected.

by velobabe
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 11:20
#263241

you got that right, my daughter teaches them skiing. ken lay faked his heart attack in aspen, i know so.

by Anonymous
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 00:33
#262898

BTW (OT) - I got my Zero Hedge hat the other day - all the way to OZ no problem - totally excellent thanks a lot ;-)

'Just Curious' even tho anonymous ;-)

by i.knoknot
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 02:37
#262994

got some mugs last week...

a most excellent investment.

by williambanzai7
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 00:47
#262908

VINTAGE REPO 105 SIGN:  http://williambanzai7.blogspot.com/2010/03/vintage-repo-105-warning-sign...

If enough people are interested I will arrange T shirts, Mugs and other deal toys...

by kote
on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 00:55
#262915

Not bad... ZH pops up first obviously.

 

repo 105 - Add to iGoogle53rd most popular search in the past hour.Hotness:Mediumgoogle.com/trends

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