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Retailers, REITs Celebrate Michelle's New Red Outfit

Submitted by RobotTrader on 04/09/2010 17:39 -0400

Anyone notice that Michelle C-Squared has been gradually dolling up for the inevitable Dow 11,000? Hate to sound like a broken record, but it appears that each day we have another round of breakouts in the retail and REIT sector, as if fund managers are giddy at the prospect of Michelle losing a few buttons on her blouse on Monday. You might get a glimpse of the red blouse here.

Well, here we go again...REITs gone wild:

Notice how Abercrombie was shanked yesterday on the same store sales, but it reversed and broke out again today on a 6% move....

And now that vast fortunes have been made profiting from the misfortune of the Greek bond market, look for an explosion in the sales of $300 Coach handbags, especially "The Hamptons" version. No doubt, purchased by the hundreds of Russian escorts imported each weekend between now and Labor Day:

http://www.amazon.com/COACH-HAMPTON-SIGNATURE-HANDBAG-KHAKI/dp/B0031E9Y0E

Speaking of Greece, anyone notice the 10% move on National Bank of Greece on over 40 million shares traded???

And even when oil was clobbered mid-day, Conoco was busting a move today:

Perhaps next week "Bathtub" Becky Quick and Bob "Glass Eye" Pisani will be back on Squawk Box.

Anyone seen Amanda Drury in Australia lately? Singapore? Has she been "bought out" by a wealthy hedge fund manager with billions under management?? And she is now sunbathing nude on the deck of a mega-yacht off the Greek Isles?

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Fri, 04/09/2010 - 17:58 | 293740 Miyagi_san

Was the dude for Leo

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 18:10 | 293746 etrader

Ms Durys back on Aussie programming...

http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=1463992035&play=1

Sat, 04/10/2010 - 03:24 | 294337 Dry Drunk

Mandy is indeed still on Australia CNBC and sports some plunging necklines at times. However, she has lost ground in the Southern Hemisphere stock babes stakes to Karen Tso who is cute and cheeky.

No idea how to post photos, but there is a good selection here:

http://tvnewscaps.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=cnbc&action=display&thre...

Sat, 04/10/2010 - 09:51 | 294480 sangell

Indeed Karen Tso is so... watchable. What has happened to American TV news? Where has Ted Turner gone. I remember the early days of CNN when Turner had weather girls who, when standing in the Atlantic, had breasts that reached to the Mississippi River!

Sat, 04/10/2010 - 20:04 | 295009 Buck Johnson

When I started to see the Amanda chick from australia on CNBC in america, it amazed me. Because she was the only female reporter on television in america that had a neckline that was meant for the strip club. I love her, but after seeing the Tso chick I like her even more.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 19:09 | 293859 Nathan Muir

I needed a good laugh after today - thanks!Sorry Leo, but that is funny.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 22:33 | 294126 Careless Whisper

oh, robo has a very diverse fan base.

DRYS has been very strong and muscular. seems to have broken out to the upside. next stop 7 ???

meet freddie stroma. he's a movie star. from england. was in harry potter and the half-blood prince. he's also an underwear model for acne underwear. after he did a video for them their sales tripled. this is a remix;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKhKqA1C60c

meet kate hudson. she's an actress or something. she dated a-rod and now she's famous. she models acne swimwear.

http://girlyglamstyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/kate-hudson-elle-02...

Sat, 04/10/2010 - 08:30 | 294441 velobabe

kate hudson, is Almost Famous!

meet miss penny lane: I always tell the girls, never take it seriously, if ya never take it seriosuly, ya never get hurt, ya never get hurt, ya always have fun, and if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends.

careless, are you 18 yet?

Sat, 04/10/2010 - 16:54 | 294871 Careless Whisper

good advice babe, y take it seriously?

one day i wake up and it's this scenario

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLxOgfpja9s

another day i wake up to this scenario

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0V7Ygvs2RY

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 17:58 | 293743 abalone

Will we ever see the wilderbeast again? This bull run has more legs than a millipede.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 18:16 | 293762 alien-IQ

I'd like to suggest ZH goes into the TV market with Robot Trader providing the EOD market wrap-up as only he can.

In order to sustain the anonymity that is such a vital part of ZH, they could all wear Guy Fawkes masks (a-la V)....and perhaps for special reports (which allow for more post production time) perhaps interpolated-rotoscoping (like in "A Scanner Darkly") might be interesting?

Just a thought...I'd tune in to watch.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 22:54 | 294153 Dirtt

Concur. If it weren't for RT I'd never know what the NBC garbagettes were shoveling.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 18:43 | 293822 Master Bates

I only read these articles, and the gold ones, to get my dose of good laughs for the day.

You are a rare commodity, Robotrader. As I am laughing AT the goldbugs, I am laughing WITH you.

Good show, old chap.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 20:52 | 294006 Mr Lennon Hendrix

Great Robo, you hear that, MB and you, sitting in a tree.....

Bring a towel Robo! You never know when MB will whip it out!

Dave Chappelle Masterbates:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dADUgzibCOw

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 21:48 | 294068 velobabe

peace

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 18:45 | 293828 Master Bates

Also, Michelle's boobs aren't THAT nice. She kind of looks like a perpetual drunk in the face too.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 19:19 | 293875 Village Idiot

Close-up suggests a "pour in" bra. Dollars to doughnuts those things look like a tennis ball at the end of a wet tube sock when hanging. Please excuse the harsh words, ladies of ZH, I admit that I have saggy balls.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 23:48 | 294206 Spitzer

You are such a fag, those are nice round natural looking breasts.

Sat, 04/10/2010 - 10:18 | 294483 Village Idiot

I can only assume that based on your response, you are still of that age where appearances are assumed as real - in the boob department. If this is the case, you will learn that all manner of tomfoolery can be used, when a woman of Michelle's age is still looking like a 20 something in the chest department. Sorry to break it to ya - you have been warned.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 18:56 | 293836 mynhair

AA Monday will mimic ANF today.

What about Kate Williams(?)? On FBN this morning.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 19:04 | 293849 velobabe

these are my favorite picts, of the male species. plus am going to invest in their sponsors stock.

http://www.cyclingnews.com/features/paris-roubaix-favourites-for-the-crown

QUICK STEP team - sponsor/owner Mohawk Industries: MHK @ $55.12 52 wk high

team SKY - sponsor/owner News Corp: NWS @ $17.82 52 wk high

Garmin - Transitions team - sponsor/owner Garmin Ltd: GRMN @ $17.82 52 wk high

Saxo Bank team - sponsor/owner Saxo Bank, don't know ticker but they bank.

my bet on sunday, paris - roubaix, Tom Boonen, Quick Step.

(go ahead and look, enjoy, got to be open) finance and sex†

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 19:21 | 293880 AnonymousMonetarist

Need to counter that VeloBabe ...

Let's see, trying not to repeat myself..

Here we go,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYPqA4slnbQ

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 20:33 | 293971 velobabe

zero response.............»

«...............made me blush†

pssst, robo's page is the first time i have ever seen porn, honest.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 22:14 | 294102 Cursive

Do you ever see the guy with, I think, a Russian name handle? He has a crotch shot of a butt-ass naked woman. Right there. Not a bluenose, just trying to be respectful of others. I don't know if anybody has talked to him about it....

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 23:01 | 294165 MaxPower

Gutsy call! Cancellara was definitely stronger, and definitely motivated, last week; should be a good show.

As an aside, don't know if you've raced on cobblestones, but they are only slightly above waterboarding as a leisure activity for me. Of course, you (and others) have alluded to better, more fulfilling leisure pursuits...

Sat, 04/10/2010 - 08:16 | 294436 velobabe

no i can't imagine cobblestones, but do know chip and seal sensation, kinda tickles†

boonen, he was bummed last weekend, in front of hometown crowds and soil. you may know, second is like losing.

Sat, 04/10/2010 - 08:33 | 294443 MaxPower

chip and seal; now THAT'S funny!

Boonen was definitely bummed. He definitely had the public sentiment behind him. Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, yes?

Sat, 04/10/2010 - 00:21 | 294228 Justin Credible

Cancellara - solo into the velodrome.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 19:45 | 293918 Mark McGoldrick

These daily updates by RT are absolutely hilarious.

Boobies rule.

I wrote a letter to CNBC telling the producers of PowerLunch that I'd resume watching if they would put a black, leather BDSM mask on Beaker, stuff his mouth with a red rubber ball and let him sit there silently, while the cougars with oversized boobies do the talking.

Either that, or just punt him off the show and put Amanda in his spot permanently.

I think both options would generate an increase in viewers. Until then, my TV is off.

Sat, 04/10/2010 - 00:00 | 294212 Janice

Oh, I am in love. I'll bring the whips if you bring the balls.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 19:50 | 293928 Mongo

many boobs... sorry bubbles bursting real soon

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 19:54 | 293932 Kreditanstalt

I'd forgotten what that kind show was like...too much blogging I guess. Financial "news" as pro sports: complete with background crowd noises, a salesman-like "go-go-go-gotta-buy-before-time's-up" atmosphere and CHEERLEADERS!

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 20:15 | 293941 Leo Kolivakis

Robo,

NBG shorts got a whiff of what's coming up next week:

The other Greek ADR, Hellenic Telecommunications (OTE), has been much quieter:

Greece needs a picker upper. Bring back the sexy Eleni Menegaki to Kalimera Ellada (Good Morning Greece TV show) :

In slow motion (LOL!):

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 20:48 | 294000 velobabe

leo, if or how? thinkin' about changing my name. velobabe is retired.

I want to be

Rapunzel

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 22:12 | 294101 Pure Evil

No wonder those Greeks of old went all the way to Troy to get back that magnificent slut, Helen.

Stalin - Master of Bates

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 22:19 | 294110 Cursive

Leo, serious question. Do any of the people in "300" still exist in Greece? Populations move and change. Immigration and emmigration. Does modern Greece really have a material connection with ancient Greece?

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 23:10 | 294174 swamp

peeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuu those ugly fake things are disgusting

Sat, 04/10/2010 - 00:53 | 294264 Leo Kolivakis

Trust me, if you ever visit Greece, you'll see some of the sexiest women in the world:

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 20:10 | 293955 tom a taxpayer

Amanda Drury is an amazing woman.

Oh Mandy!

well you came and you gave without taking

But I sent you away

oh Mandy

Well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking

And I need you today

oh Mandy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoGcH2L68Mg&feature=related

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 20:23 | 293966 mellmeister

Booobies!! Dow to 15K on Ejac...err... Earnings Monday! Love it, as always good stuff Robo!

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 21:25 | 294050 tom a taxpayer

Robo - I disagree with the one-sided characterization of Amanda.

Amanda is hotter than the center of the sun, but she also is a very serious reporter on financial markets.

I sense in her a stern disciplinarian. With the right TV venue and the freedom to express herself, Amanda could severely discipline Wall Street, and still win TV ratings sweepstakes. She is that rare mixture of beauty, brains, and brass.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 22:15 | 294103 Pure Evil

Yeah, and if she slapped those magnificent mellons back and forth across my face, she could definitely discipline my Wall Street. ;o)

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 23:07 | 294171 Careless Whisper

dewds, things are much much hotter south of the border.

mayte carranco is better than anyone on cnbc.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvkxEZUSsk8

Sat, 04/10/2010 - 00:23 | 294234 Leo Kolivakis

Nice link. I don't speak Spanish, but this Mexican babe is one sexy weather lady:

Sat, 04/10/2010 - 02:47 | 294320 merehuman

only reason to stand that way is if your about to fart!

Sat, 04/10/2010 - 02:52 | 294324 i.knoknot

my spanish is rusty, but i think she was saying it was gonna be hot and sticky

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 23:11 | 294177 swamp

hilarious wrap up.

the guy's for me.

i'll take my LV Azur $690 cruise bag to that old staid coach.

Sat, 04/10/2010 - 00:47 | 294254 Grand Supercycle

DOW / SP500 daily chart gives bullish signals as of Friday 9 April. Weekly chart still trends up but continues to warn of an overextended bear market rally.

http://www.zerohedge.com/forum/latest-market-outlook-0

http://i39.tinypic.com/34y4k6t.png

Sat, 04/10/2010 - 06:24 | 294413 Bear