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RoboSigning For Idiots (More Cartoons)
With even dummies being fully aware what the robosigning scandal means for the housing sector and for home prices in general, Reuters has released "Everything you need to know about... The Foreclosure Freeze." The 10 simple cartoons should explain what robosigning means to even the most staunchly Adderall-addicted segments of US society.
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h/t William Banzai 7
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I didn't know a robo-signer was a mid-level bank employee? So Crystal "Mona Lisa" Moore was a mid level bank employee? Which branch of what bank? I'd like to personally visit to say "Thank you" for the entertainment she provided America.
And the last panel claiming all this unfortunate foreclosure business was delaying the housing recovery for another year is just priceless.
Did William Shatner host the pageant?
$#*! The Fraudclosure Contestants Say!
I heard a cute one the other day.
Why do we elect our politicians on how they look and our beauty contestants on what they say?
Your newest 2012 Presidential candidate...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
Contrarian sociology.
Which, I guess...makes Sarah Palin main-stream?
She will most definitely bend over backwards to get elected. So I guess not only is she qualified, but flexible as well.
And our former athletes on how they dance?
And makes extra cash on the side as a Pen-Fluffer.
Did a "spit-check" on that one.
... and when i see these pictures, I always think "she's somebody's daughter"... and very talented, or at least flexible.
william, i need to speak to you as soon as possible about a matter occuring to me early this morning. did you have anything to do with it? and again, it is not 4PM where i am.
I am 99.9% sure I didn't do it--Dick Fuld
I don't know, Willie....you sound guilty as hell:)
that is what they said about my IUD. 99% sure. lucky me, i am in the 1% tile.
you probably are 2, william.
Well...WB, that is pretty suggestive....what are you, Amigo, some kind of transcendental Incubus?:)
Oh, my back.
Not delaying the "recovery", delaying the "crash"...as in delaying new inventory coming onto the market, further depressing prices.
Neighborhood I'm looking at buying in has 3 REOs (including one Fannie owned). None are on the market.
Crystal Moore is a robo-signer employee of Nationwide Title Clearing in Florida. She usually signs as a vice president of the financial entity involved, so far i have not found her listed as an officer in any of them. She is still at it, and it is not limited to fraudclosures. Banks are also hiring them to do refi's and payoffs. Even if you buy a home from an owner who payed off their mortgage you might not have valid title. I know this because it happened to me this month. A conservative New England credit union decided to cut their paperwork costs and the payoff clearance was robo-signed by Crystal Moore. Currently i am wondering how our state attorney general will respond.
My take away thought is: Why pay your mortgage at all??.. if you get a fraudulent clearance document at payoff??
edited for typos and clarity
Nothing to see here, The Banks and Obama will retroactively sign a new law into existence that all that the major Banks do is legal from now on in. Constitution be damned.
+1776
What is this [+1776]? I'm seeings it all over this website? Can someone please explains?
This fraudclosure seems pretty simples? Just make your mortgage payments and all will be wells?
Retard, of course you are right. It might be 1789, or April 19, 1775 "hardly a man is now alive."
Explain? Try John Locke "Second Treatise of Government." e.g.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/93360/John-Locke-on-Property-Rights.
Contrast with recent GM and Chrystler bond "dispolitions."
Good luck,
- Ned
Well it's going to have to be a bodacious law. Article 1 Section 10 prohibits states from Ex Post Facto law as does Article 1 Section 9 (3) for the Feds. Further Article 1 Section 10 prohibits states from "impairing the obligations of Contracts" so it appears that Contract law TRUMPS Statute law.
It's going to be interesting to see what these pukes try and run up the Flagpole. Milestones
But it appears that Ruth Ginsberg TRUMPS all of the above :-(
- Ned
Good thing she was replaced by Kagan then! :(
And it all ends with RoboSigning Judges.
I guess it has ended then...
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/17390/232611
I am still confused:)
Out of a US population of 350 million, that makes 346.5 million of us.
The top 1% are not confused in the least.
Nor the bottom 1%.
What, 40 million new illegals entered last year??? The number is closer to 310 million.
Ah hell...maybe it is just time to throw up our hands and just give them back the damn place. After all, we pretty much stole it from Spain and France, who stole it from the Indians, and yeah, we stole some from Mexico too, after that place was stolen by the Spanish. The Brits enter in there as "kinda" us...
Why don't we just admit with a sigh and a wry smile that this experiment with Democracy has pretty much failed...Oh it might have worked, but the Fraudistas, the Banksters and the numb-nut politicos drove the fucking thing off the rails like a bunch of drunk mountain gorillas trying to drive a Formula One Ferrari around dead man's curve in a blinding snowstorm.
Or, I guess we could just let thing keep going as they are...let the Federalistas print as much money as they want, let the Politicos protect them, and just tell all the other shitty countries in the world that we can run the presses hard enough and long enough to blow their interest rates out and purchase enough of our own weapons to blow them to hell if they don't fucking like it.
Of course, we don't want to give it back to Spain or France - they are broke, and fuck England. Maybe we could give it back to Mexico...they have ALWAYS been broke, so kinda know how to deal with it. No, hell, lets give it back to the Comanches, Apaches, Sioux, and all the other tribes. At least then, we can get rid of that great casino in New York, and let the original owners of this place build a casino in every neignborhood....the odds are better and the management would be more trustworthy.
No offense intended: but technically democracy didn't fail us, we failed etc. etc.
What was the reasoning behind that piece of writing that guaranteed all Americans the right to arm bears, or whatever it was again?
In Canada they entrenched Euro-immigrants won't need to be forced to 'give it back' anyway, if democracy holds on for much longer up there; demographically the first nations are on track to simply outnumber all the pointy nosed whitemen left.
WTF, not like it could be any worse, likely be an improvement in some ways at least.
"Our" experiment with democracy has failed. If democracy and capitalism means that the populace is legally subject to the effects of totally unbridled greed, then it has failed...if you prefer, we have failed it. But, maybe these kinds of problems are inherant in a democracy. I don't know.
Seems to be a "slight" bias, eh?
And this is where the $300+ million of us get our news?
"Foreclosure experts" with no legal training in foreclosure law? Do you need that kind of specialized schooling to sign your name? It reminds of a job I had many years ago digging ditches in West Texas....I received absolutely no training as a "subterranean Trench Technician." Some big guy with cowboy boots and a moldy cigar handed me a shovel, told me to start "here," dig a ditch 3-feet deep and shovel wide in "that" direction untill I wore the shovel out...then check back with him.
Kind of like the " Petroleum Transfer Engineering" job I had at Mob owned Gas station in 73-74. Funny, everyone is rationing gas at $3.00 a car, Standard, Shell, Marathon, but we have unlimited fill ups with two tankers on standby. "How do we do it", I asked. The 23 year old manager making 100G a year in 1973 dollars looked at me and just pushed his nose over.
See at one time you could make some serious money not working on wall street.
Yeah...my ditch digging career spanned the early '70's.....but when I hired on, the boss took one look at my skinny ass and made an intelligent economic decision to pay me by the foot instead of by the hour. I didn't make any money, but I learned a lot about economics on that job.
The entire system is full of nothing but fraud at every level.
We are a nation with fraudulent beliefs
Yeah, I got that on my last business trip to the States, when standing at the rental car desk I decided to read the contract while the manager kept repeating "Just sign here." The more he said it, the more I felt the need to read the fine print. The rot pervades from top to bottom.
Well now...in this country, my friend, you are not suppossed to "read" contracts, just abide by them. If people start actually reading contracts, and understand how binding contract law is, then Jesus Christ....how will anybody be able to commit legal fraud? And, where the hell will that put our economy?
Experiment time!
Get a magnifying glass and one of your checks. Look at the "line" where one signs the check. wtf?
Extra credit: what does it say repeatedly in 0.00001 pt font?
- Ned
My magnifying glass doesn't magnify it enough, just what does it say?
Well apparently living persons are bound by contracts and "corporate persons" get to renege at will.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBujZr20O6M
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Authorized signature over and over again. That is about the smallest letters I have ever seen under magnification to the 4th power at the workshop and it is on all my different checks too.
Ah...its just a watermark so the check suppliers can drive up the price in the interests of "security." If you think that is something, you ought to check out what the floaters in your eyes say. I finally got smart and had mine filmed in digital slo-mo then reconfigured at Caltech on a Thinking Machines Supercomputer. I was hoping for some deep insight into philosophy or religion or maybe even Quantitative finance, but no, the message was no surpise, it just kept repeating "your fucking doomed" over and over again. No fucking insight there.
One of the most back breaking jobs I have ever learned about is the one at the US Mint. Etching Money before sending the dies to go make money. But wait! You gotta draw it first!
Seeing that people can only do this task so long before they are replaced, is it not possible that the workers can be themselves replaced by simple binary code in your bank account with it's perfect clarity in numbers in dollars and cents.
Maybe even our very bones we may yet carry a stamp "Authorized Live Birth" that might be issued to all US Citizens. LOL.
the biggest threat to the top.. is the middle
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