Robotic VWAP Regression Never Fails
VWAP consistently at yesterday's closing price. T-1000 sells 100 GMCR shares to C-3PO, who promptly forces a margin call on Johnny 5. The latter covers by buying from WOPR which fries a vaccum tube and sets HAL9000 off on a short covering rampage before killing all the drunk traders at the NYMEX.
And while all this is happening, Bernanke is squatting over in the corner, rapidly buying mortgages to make it seem like his monetary insanity is helping the economy.