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Robotic VWAP Regression Never Fails
VWAP consistently at yesterday's closing price. T-1000 sells 100 GMCR shares to C-3PO, who promptly forces a margin call on Johnny 5. The latter covers by buying from WOPR which fries a vaccum tube and sets HAL9000 off on a short covering rampage before killing all the drunk traders at the NYMEX.
And while all this is happening, Bernanke is squatting over in the corner, rapidly buying mortgages to make it seem like his monetary insanity is helping the economy.
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Long live the WOPR! I for one welcome our delicious, flame-broiled overlords!
Its a reference to the computer in the movie wargames. Not fast food.
yes, but this is the second reference from futurama that i've caught... i for one welcome our new robot overlords
damn my browser and its propensity to forget my login :( i for one do not welcome our new google chrome overlords
Im crying - good stuff
"forces a margin call on Johnny 5"
LOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
At what point do markets become marginalized?
If they just trade on the whims of a few, why bother?
Okay I am laughing my arse off at the logo on the site. I think i like the new name better, it's just easier to remember...Especially is you are retarded...wtf what is up with the math questions? I had to call my kids.
Great comedy and nice refresher course on the links, only WOPR link didn't work.
First to comment on the Zero Intelligence joke
Do I get a prize?
WOPR: " A strange game. The only way to win is not to play"
Great quote, I'm grinning. We have our circus (the market, sports, and casinos) now I want my bread (cash).
Made money on my DIA calls from yesterday. let's see if I can make money on today's.
Long live the pump!!
Tyler,
Brilliant as always.
I thought you were alive, Number 5. I let you tear my house to shreds and you're a ROBOT! You're a machine from that dumb war lab place. God, I'm so stupid!
No disassemble Number Five!
so if it closes at VWAP its a scam and if it closes away from VWAP its a scam.
I get it.
No you don't..douche
if this site is so bad go somewhere else....please
Don't ya love how they blow a gasket as soon as you return the Kool Aid?
Shorts get testy in a market like this, and who can blame them. Hey Anon 12495, flip a few extra burgers , you'll make it all back soon enough.
brilliant. i guess optimus prime was in the hamptons today?!
Just too funny! I'm gonna bust a gut.
Does anyone know a free website with VWAP prices ?
Thanks.
I think it should start like this, "T-1000 sells 100 GMCR shares to C-3PO sending the p/e to 200, ..."
No need to change a word in this post. One of the best so far. Can't wait for the video.
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Wonder, what has happened to three robotic laws:
(azimov)
All we need now is the quotes to scroll top to bottom like the matrix.