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Robotic VWAP Regression Never Fails

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/22/2009 16:36 -0400

VWAP consistently at yesterday's closing price. T-1000 sells 100 GMCR shares to C-3PO, who promptly forces a margin call on Johnny 5. The latter covers by buying from WOPR which fries a vaccum tube and sets HAL9000 off on a short covering rampage before killing all the drunk traders at the NYMEX.

And while all this is happening, Bernanke is squatting over in the corner, rapidly buying mortgages to make it seem like his monetary insanity is helping the economy.

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Wed, 07/22/2009 - 16:42 | 12254 Anal_yst

Long live the WOPR! I for one welcome our delicious, flame-broiled overlords!

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 17:33 | 12299 VegasBD

Its a reference to the computer in the movie wargames. Not fast food.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 21:59 | 12528 Anonymous

yes, but this is the second reference from futurama that i've caught... i for one welcome our new robot overlords

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 21:59 | 12529 lettuce

damn my browser and its propensity to forget my login :( i for one do not welcome our new google chrome overlords

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 16:45 | 12256 Anonymous

Im crying - good stuff

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 16:49 | 12259 Anonymous

"forces a margin call on Johnny 5"

LOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 16:56 | 12268 DebtorShredder

At what point do markets become marginalized?

If they just trade on the whims of a few, why bother?

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 17:03 | 12272 ReallySparky

Okay I am laughing my arse off at the logo on the site. I think i like the new name better, it's just easier to remember...Especially is you are retarded...wtf what is up with the math questions? I had to call my kids.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 17:06 | 12275 Anonymous

Great comedy and nice refresher course on the links, only WOPR link didn't work.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 17:07 | 12276 Anonymous

First to comment on the Zero Intelligence joke

Do I get a prize?

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 17:14 | 12282 I need more cowbell

WOPR: " A strange game. The only way to win is not to play"

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 19:30 | 12397 Anonymous

Great quote, I'm grinning. We have our circus (the market, sports, and casinos) now I want my bread (cash).

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 17:15 | 12283 Anonymous

Made money on my DIA calls from yesterday. let's see if I can make money on today's.

Long live the pump!!

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 17:16 | 12285 Anonymous

Tyler,

Brilliant as always.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 17:51 | 12315 Gilgamesh

I thought you were alive, Number 5. I let you tear my house to shreds and you're a ROBOT! You're a machine from that dumb war lab place. God, I'm so stupid!

No disassemble Number Five!

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 18:47 | 12353 3Gonads

so if it closes at VWAP its a scam and if it closes away from VWAP its a scam.

I get it.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 21:22 | 12495 Anonymous

No you don't..douche

if this site is so bad go somewhere else....please

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 00:13 | 12593 3Gonads

Don't ya love how they blow a gasket as soon as you return the Kool Aid?

Shorts get testy in a market like this, and who can blame them. Hey Anon 12495, flip a few extra burgers , you'll make it all back soon enough.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 19:33 | 12398 Milton

brilliant. i guess optimus prime was in the hamptons today?!

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 19:35 | 12400 Anonymous

Just too funny! I'm gonna bust a gut.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 19:57 | 12428 Anonymous

Does anyone know a free website with VWAP prices ?

Thanks.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 20:06 | 12436 bchbum

I think it should start like this, "T-1000 sells 100 GMCR shares to C-3PO sending the p/e to 200, ..."

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 20:59 | 12481 Gilgamesh

No need to change a word in this post. One of the best so far. Can't wait for the video.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 21:30 | 12503 Anonymous

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 23:03 | 12561 Comrade de Chaos

Wonder, what has happened to three robotic laws:

A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

(azimov)

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 08:15 | 12687 FischerBlack

In A.D. 2009

War was beginning.

Trader: What happen ?

Aleynikov: Somebody set up us the VWAP program.

Aleynikov: We get signal.

Trader: What !

Aleynikov: Main screen turn on.

Trader: It's you! GS-9000!!

GS-9000: How are you gentlemen !!

GS-9000: All your order flow are belong to us.

GS-9000: You are on the way to destruction.

Trader: What you say !!

GS-9000: You have no chance to survive make your time.

GS-9000: Ha ha ha ha....

Aleynikov: Oh no !!

Trader: Take off every 'short'!!

Trader: You know what you doing.

Trader: Cover 'shorts'.

Trader: For great justice.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 09:08 | 12707 Mr.Durbin

All we need now is the quotes to scroll top to bottom like the matrix.

Robotic VWAP Regression Never Fails

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