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Robots Hurled Into the Wood Chipper

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Well, its official.  The program robots gunning the "short dollar" and "long stocks" trade were shredded today.  Along with various other Forex Gridbot and Forex Megadroid players.  Huge moves everywhere in currencies, gold, etc., yet stocks remain pinned near the highs, with the Transports probing new highs. Without the EUR/USD meatball, what do we do next?

Wonder how many Forex Gamers are left standing?  Wonder if they are still seeing the "money roll in"?

Probably not, they got ground up in the Fargo wood chipper.

 

Not much to do next week, except for watching the usual cheap hookers.  No sign of weakness yet....

Transports might be making new highs:

Big move in the labor stocks today:

Small business to start shopping at Office Max??

Big move today in Southwest Airlines:

That's all for today, gotta get back to work....

I'm in the middle of a construction project at home.

Check out my helper....

LOL...

 

 

 

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Fri, 12/04/2009 - 17:08 | 153015 JohnKing
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Nice grinder.

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 18:43 | 153223 Rainman
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It's a sander, but who gives a hardhat ??

Sat, 12/05/2009 - 00:23 | 153637 Anonymous
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Actually its an angle grinder and she is not wearing proper personal protective gear.

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 23:05 | 153568 Anonymous
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You still suck Robot Trader

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 17:08 | 153017 Anonymous
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you suck robot trader

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 17:17 | 153044 Ned Zeppelin
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The tool she's using looks pretty cool too.

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 18:02 | 153144 Trader Joe
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BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Thought eggsactly the same thing

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 18:49 | 153242 Careless Whisper
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Not me. Tools are for men. Real men like this construction worker:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWxJxHgGlCc

Oh, and weren't AMZN and GLD nice shorts today? When they make a new low on the day you gotta short 'em. That's the way.

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 18:58 | 153252 MsCreant
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I think his work looks very constructive. Apparently he smells good on the job too!

 

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 17:17 | 153046 mannfm11
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I bet she could make some sparks fly.  She would have to leave that tool behind though. 

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 17:21 | 153052 gookempucky
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Always liked a woman with strong hands............

Today was the biggest carnival everrrrrrr--wow

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 17:28 | 153067 zoonooz
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Is that thing a...helmet polisher?

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 17:39 | 153096 AngryVoter
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Somehow I can't figure that to be OSHA approved attire for that work.  Hope she is just volunteering and not on the payroll...

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 18:12 | 153163 Commander Cody
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Actually, OSHA would approve: hard hat, goggles, gloves, no loose fitting clothes, and probably ear plugs - perfect.  Obviously, her qualifications also exceed the job requirements.  Grinder indeed!

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 17:42 | 153098 john_connor
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Next to meet the woodchipper: US equities.  Notice how gold was blasted just after it made "confirmation" breakouts in several currencies.  So Goldman. 

 

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 17:42 | 153100 Anonymous
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There will come soft rains. Be careful. The robots will be the last to fall.

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 17:44 | 153104 seabiscuit
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I've never seen the chrome actually come right off it..

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 17:46 | 153107 Anonymous
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If I had long hair and no clothes on, I wouldn't run that even for a momentary stunt.

But, I'm glad she did. 8?)

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 18:20 | 153179 IE
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What's the problem?  It says "be careful" right on it.

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 17:46 | 153109 bugs_
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Gaspadania Tovarich.

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 18:31 | 153204 Anonymous
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Gropenhagen Conference
Prostitutes Offer Free Climate Summit Sex

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,665182,00.html

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 18:35 | 153210 gmak
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knew that crack whores could handle industrial tools?

 

While we're at it, couldn't the Captcha be simpler. What's with (minus thirteen) times X = -351? 

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 18:48 | 153236 Rainman
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It's -27. Try again.

Oops....you musta' got it or your comment wouldn't be here.

Me dum. 

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 18:44 | 153225 RobotTrader
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This guy must be bellowing with laughter at the hostess bar this evening, at the success of his "words" to stop the Yen advance.

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 18:59 | 153258 MsCreant
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This is young and too thin for his taste, but if Cheeky were around, these girls were asking about him...

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/collection/index.cfm?&cgname=OSPNKYYYZZZ...

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 20:36 | 153401 deadhead
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cheeky likes those big'uns from west virgineeeee

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 21:57 | 153495 MsCreant
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Did you notice what the panties were called?

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 22:07 | 153506 heatbarrier
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7 for US$24.50? Probably made in China, good angle on the deflation scenario though.

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 19:05 | 153273 Anonymous
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I believe that picture came from Mythbusters outtakes...

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 19:35 | 153325 Brett in Manhattan
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While the market is near its highs, I'm starting to see some individual stocks, that had nice runs, start to reverse course.

A biggie that took a hit, today, is DD.

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 20:11 | 153370 Anonymous
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The chart on the Transports would look a whole lot different without the BNI buyout. The Trannies were one ugly looking chart, threatening to take the whole thing down, until that hit the tape.

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 20:30 | 153391 RobotTrader
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Throw out the dogs like YRCW, ODFL, etc., and there is nothing bearish about the Transports.

Sorry, looks like they are going higher.

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 21:53 | 153487 Anonymous
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Jessica Drake? We should induct her into Fight Club.

Sat, 12/05/2009 - 01:32 | 153677 Anonymous
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Nice bottom boob

Sat, 12/05/2009 - 06:37 | 153766 Digital Gunfire
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Don't worry about the Santa you-always-win tradebots.

The trade tax, somehow not very present on this forum,
will wipe out 99% of all daytrading and equivalents.

Except for GS HFT trading of course who no doubt will get an
exemption of some sort. Liquidity must be provided at all times...
Provided they don't anger Geithner too much...

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