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ROLL UP FOR BEN'S KEYNESIAN MAGICAL MYSTICAL TOUR
SIDE A
BERNANKE'S KEYNESIAN MAGICAL MYSTICAL TOUR
(Beatle's-Magical Mystery Tour)
WilliamBanzai7
Roll up, roll up for Bens's Keynesian Magical Mystical Tour, step right this way.
Roll up, roll up for Ben's Keynesian Magical Mystical Tour.
Roll up, roll up for the Magical Mystical tour.
Roll up (AND) IT'S JUST ANOTHER USELESS FED HALLUCINATION,
Roll up for a Ben's Magical Mystical Keynesian Tour.
Roll up SO MAKE YOUR BAILOUT RESERVATION,
Roll up for Ben's Keynesian Magical Mystical tour.
Ben's Magical Mystical Tour is saving Wall Street's swindlers today,
But hoping to save the rest of us...maybe someday.
Roll up, roll up for Ben's Keynesian Magical Mystical tour.
Roll up, roll up for the mythical recovery tour.
Roll up WE GOT ALL THE MARKET HAND JOB'S YOU'LL EVER NEED, roll up for the mystical tour.
Roll up QUANTITATIVE EASING GUARANTEED, roll up for the mystical tour.
Ben's Keynesian Magical Mystical tour is hoping to save us someday,
Hoping to save us someday.
When a Banksta sells a Treasury Note to the Keynesian Magical Mystical Tour
He has no idea what to expect
We guarantee him yet another rollercoaster asset bubble every time
And that's just what he gets a magical mystical methane bloated monetary trip.
Ben's Keynesian Magical Mystical tour.
Roll up, roll up for the mythical recovery tour.
Roll up, roll up for the mystical tour.
Roll up (AND) THAT'S A FEDERAL INVITATION,
roll up for the mystical tour.
Roll up AND MAKE YET ANOTHER BAILOUT RESERVATION,
roll up for the mystical tour.
Ben's Keynesian Magical Mystical Tour is throws economic logic away,
Throwing economic logic away.
Ben's Magical Mystical Tour is defying gravity each day,
Defying gravity each day....
SIDE B
I AM THE WaMu
(I am the Walrus, the Beatles)
WilliamBanzai7
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like hedge fund bums from a Banksta gun, see how they fly.
I’m crying.
Sitting on a write down, waiting for the FDIC to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Thursday.
Man, you been a naughty bank, you let your loans go wrong.
I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the WaMu,
Coo coo, kachoo.
Silly FDIC bitches sitting pretty little FRB men in a row.
See how they fly like Bailouts in the Sky, see how they run.
I’m crying.
I’m cry, I’m crying, I’m cry, I’m crying.
Mortgage funny mustard, dripping from a dead dog’s eye.
Crabalocker bonehead, pornographic Greenspan,
Boy, you been a naughty girl and you let your
risk control knickers down.
I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the WaMu,
Coo coo, kachoo.
Sitting in an Seattle garden waiting for Hank’s bailout TARP to come.
If the sun don’t come, you get a tan from
Standing in the Seattle rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the WaMu,
Coo coo kachoo ka coo coo kachoo.
Expert texpert CDS choking traders,
Don’t you think the joker laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha)
See how they smile like ABS bankers in a sty, see how they snide.
I’m crying.
Semolina mortgage Pilchard, climbing up the corporate Tower.
Ignoramus penguins singing Hare Krishna finance.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Geithner and Bernanke down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the WaMu,
Coo coo kachoo ka coo coo kachoo
(rhythmical speaking along with juba’s).
Juba juba Jamie, juba, juba, Dimon, juba, juba, Jamie juba Juba Dimon…..
(speaking)
WB7
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Sheer genius, brother. Everyone I know will now see this.
Tnx cds
Typically excellent.
Tnx janchup
What a great song. Still...we're talking the most obvious inflation trade ever and it's good to see the "man who called it" in the form of Julian Robertson is getting interviewed. "Down, down, down...the burning ring of fire" Bernanke! There is no "peace" in this so called "prosperity" process. The exact opposite of the Beatles. Now congrats to you if you can just be "sittin' there watchin' the wheels go round and round."
You are right about the trade and the wheels ;-)
Tony Curtise, the last of a great legendary class of actors, and the beautiful Ms. Tate.
by the way WB, how do i load up a pic, someone sent me an e-mail, and its just too good not to share, but not sure how....
Try right clicking the image your mouse. There should be a dialog box that says "Save Image As"...
did that, saved image on the hard drive, but can't paste it in the comment box, just get a blank box....
Its such a nice picture with such potential....
Oops, I misunderstood you. You can't upload an image unless you have "contributor" permission.
Forward it to me at williambanzai7@gmail.com and I will put it up.
how come you are giving him your email address and didn't give it to me? i am going directly to tyler, cause your fucking with me. not fair. just not fair.
plus, i bet if i used your gmail account my emails would be misconstrued or hacked, then i will get in trouble. this is funny william, but i was serious. you going to pull a prank on me, i know it now. did you guys really put a chip in me?
That is the new Banzai7 inbox, which anyone is free to use, although leaving correspondence on my blog works just as well;-)
done! See what you can do with that one!
I like the Pomo Pill....
Depressed?
Over Worked?
Job Sucks?
Wages Suck?
Unappreciated?
Family Problems?
Pomo 100mg...
Also available in 1000mg dosage known as Fukitol.
Another instant classic! Thanks WB!
Fukitol, where can I get a prescription?
at the Fed's discount window of course, whiling your picking up your monthly allowance of food stamps, and Bennie Bucks.
POMO jumping
ms POMO vette TATE. damn she w a s HOT, no?
Yes
You can't swing a cat without hitting a hot woman on a trampoline...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGLyQ3YSn0A&feature=related
Need to explain the current Fed's policies? Only have 19 seconds?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VuIShM5kAQ&feature=related
it is over when that f a t lady sang, me thinks†
Dr. Bernanke's refried Keynes
Bwahahahahahharharhaha.
I'd laugh even harder if I didn't have to buy gasoline.
Tastes good together...
OMG, I better do a Banzai7 driving warning!
I keep a file on my computer desktop filled with your Ben pictures. When I begin to believe the lie, I just pull up a few pictures and snap right out of my trance.
The file's name is "Uncle Ben's Rice".
Well now you have the Label ;-)
My Bug Out Bags all have plastic lined paper bags that are to be used to defecat in if you are locked inside and don't wish to constantly smell your business.
I shall print out several copies (in color of course) and paste your Uncle Ben's Rice label on the side. Seems fitting, wouldn't you say? After all, it seems we must live with the smell of Uncle Ben from day to day, right?
Don't forget to put it in your rear windshield as well ;-)
I'm holding the line at placing it on my rear windshield. I don't wish to be pulled over by the local or state storm troopers as a terrorist.
I ain't kidding. The local rag was telling all of us to behave because the troopers were on the look out for terrorists. I called the local den of troopers and asked if they could describe to me a terrorist. They basically told me derogatory bumper snickers or showing a copy of the constitution would be considered "suspicious".
I kid you not.
gotta kick em out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myG_10QnwEU
send em to madagascar.
"The process by which total extermination replaced resettlement in Madagascar or 'the East' as the so-called final solution of the Jewish question remains unclear. No written order by Hitler for the extermination of the Jews has been discovered and the evidence of an oral order is only indirect. The chronology of the development of the extermination programme is also confused."
J. Noakes and G. Pridham, eds., Nazism: A History in Documents and Eyewitness accounts 1919-1945 - Vol. 2, (New York: Schocken Books, 1988), p.1136.
http://www.codoh.com/incon/inconorders.html
WB7,
You're mind is more fertile than a horny moose during mating season. Thanks for adding to my collection of mind numbing Bernanke porn.
When the storm troopers haul my ass away, I'm certain they'll let me keep all these pictures of Dear Leader in my cell where I can drool over them between water boardings.
I love Bernanke.
/sarcasm
Better than moose hunting season which probably starts next week ;_o
WB7 in moose rut?!! Go get some. I wonder what this says about many of us that prefer your wall paper over robo's... :)
CD, see ya in lock-up
i always say variety is the spice of life. i think we could have robo, william and cheeky all writing and contributing on the different pages here on ZH. i thought we were family. i mean, william is REAL good in his content, but so was RoBo and cheeks had a spin with the classical music and bukow ski , dude's depression expression.
william just makes us roll with humor. you have to have balance in life. too much humor may make your tummy not feel so good. and he is way to clean, if you know what i mean.
As a long term viewer WB7 it is a pleasure to see you off the porch and doing your do. Your work is simply fabulous and a marvelously twisted reflection of our times. Good that it is getting space here. Best-
Tnx Miles, we got to do what we can to "kick out the jams"!
You and Howard are simply fabulous at weaving the threads of graphic representation William. I continually stand amazed at what youze, and indeed all of us manage to create on these threads to express the times...
Best as always to you and yours-
Excellent.
Tnx Catullus ;-)
WB
Howzabout SnoooooooopDawg....some Fedschnizzle kabizzle...
With da maiden lane homeboys in da house!
Nothing but brillant--appreciate the sanity this am with my coffee as the double down movie begins 4-3-2-1 and action.
Can anyone loan me $20- I forgot to pay myself friday.
Careful with that coffee!
billybanzai. takes. no. prisoners.
epic.
CW, I am driven by my audience!
i thought we B your "fans"
Images for geisha fans
;-)
another wonderful start to another magical day. thanks bill.
You are very welcome Breezer
+1362! It seems the Federal Mystery Tour is a bad trip. Maybe Ben just needs a better connection?
Tnx DT. Ben is definitely on some bad shrooms ;-)