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Rosenberg Shuts Down The Fast Monkey Brigade

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He came, he saw, and he couldn't believe his eyes... or ears. It is almost painful to watch David Rosenberg smack the Managing Partner of Seygem Asset Management like the puppet doll the formerly insightful anchor has become. The same goes for the balance of his CNBC colleagues as they proceed to ask highly (ir)relevant question after question.

 




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Thu, 10/29/2009 - 18:31 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 10/29/2009 - 18:58 | Link to Comment VegasBD
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Dont ususally view this site with a browser that doesnt block all ads, couldnt believe capital one advertises on here. Felt good clicking that thru a few times.

Started early on the jameson tonight....

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:25 | Link to Comment geopol
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I'll buy you diner?,,,,I wouldn't take 50 million dollars in bearer bonds from this FUCKING IDIOT...

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:12 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:28 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 10/29/2009 - 22:42 | Link to Comment Crab Cake
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Let me help you amend your statement...  Fuck CNBS, CONgress, Obama, the Democrats, the Republicans, the ratings agencies, the Banksters, the Fed, the FASB, all the government regulatory agencies, the Trilateral Commission, the Council of Foreign Relations, the G whatever, the UN, and any other bastard or big corporate interest that has a fingerprint on this Alice in Wonderland like 1984 fascistic Orwellian existence the people of the US are subjected to on a daily basis. 

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 23:54 | Link to Comment agrotera
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Nice work Crab Cake, and thanks for saying it so well!

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:55 | Link to Comment Missing_Link
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So painful to listen to these yammering imbeciles constantly speaking over Rosenberg's every word.  Somebody put them out of their misery already.

Sun, 11/01/2009 - 17:33 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 10/29/2009 - 18:43 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 10/30/2009 - 00:17 | Link to Comment Keyser Soze
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The Fonz kept interrupting everyone. When everything fucks out, Rosie should have the dinner televised.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 18:44 | Link to Comment hedgeyourmind.b...
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He who laughs last laughs longest.....

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 18:45 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 10/29/2009 - 18:49 | Link to Comment DBLTapViper
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LOL  -  the smartest guy in the room (Rosenberg) just took apart the ObamaParrots.  I think I saw a head explode... 

DBL

   

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 18:53 | Link to Comment Ben Graham Redux
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I never watch CNBC, so I've never seen these people before but damn, that guy Tim Seymour is a rude, classless piece of crap.  Rosenberg knows his stuff whether you agree with him or not while this Seymour guy is an amateur at best.  How do these guys get jobs?  Nobody makes faces like that on the camera unless they're insecure little toads.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 18:59 | Link to Comment Howard_Beale
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He's a trust fund baby that has already lost everything once...playing emerging markets. He had a personal bailout and sadly, came back. My guess is his best income comes from CNBS.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:03 | Link to Comment Ben Graham Redux
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Howard, that makes sense as he was acting like he was taking Rosenberg's analysis personally - almost like he was squirming in his seat.  The arrogance of those people really struck me as odd.  How can anyone in this business be arrogant?  It's the most humbling business on earth yet these idiots act like they're world slayers.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:19 | Link to Comment KevinB
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  It's the most humbling business on earth

So true. In my twenties, after getting a small windfall, and making a lot of money in options in a very short period of time, I went naked, figuring I was smarter than the market. Whoops - two days before my naked calls were set to expire, trading was halted for an announcement, and when it re-opened, I was thousands of dollars in debt. A painful, and yet relatively inexpensive, lesson, since I ended up handling a multi-million dollar account for my family years later. Today, I'm humbler and more successful as a result. 

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 23:50 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:04 | Link to Comment Brett in Manhattan
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"He's a trust fund baby"

That explains his cluelessness. He thinks the auto industry is gonna come roaring back when it couldn't show a profit during the boom years.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:30 | Link to Comment deadhead
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He thinks the auto industry is gonna come roaring back when it couldn't show a profit during the boom years.

Game. Set. Match.

Kaboom

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:11 | Link to Comment ZeroPower
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haha well put indeed!!1

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:55 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:29 | Link to Comment deadhead
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thanks howard....why am i not surprised.

the take on automobile recovery flies in the face of virtually everybody that I have read.  i don't even think fritz henderson is that bullish on auto sales going forward. I know that the fiat/chrysler ceo isn't and he is on record.

i've only watched fast money twice in my life because both times my broker (a good buddy and b'ness r'ship) insisted that I do it.  I have watched cramer's show twice as well.

the 2 guys who had the most airtime make old time aluminum siding sales guys look highly professional. 

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:59 | Link to Comment Howard_Beale
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lol...I was thinking the of the Fuller Brush Man.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:18 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Mos def couldn't be a Kirby salesman

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:16 | Link to Comment VegasBD
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If you think thats rude, check Schiff's appearances, they openly laugh and mock his calls. Just like they did a couple years ago, and they see no correlation. 

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:10 | Link to Comment deadhead
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jon stewart had schiff as a guest a couple of months ago and put together a montage of the cnbc zipbrains making fun of him.  it is absolutely priceless...go to comedy central and search around for it.  in fact, i'll try to find it and post a link.

 

edit  link   http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-june-9-2009/peter-schiff

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:19 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Thanks DH

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:53 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:09 | Link to Comment Rusty_Shackleford
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Agreed.  It's gotten ridiculous.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:17 | Link to Comment ghostfaceinvestah
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As much as I like Rosenberg's analysis, I can't even watch this clip, I just know it would piss me off too much.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:24 | Link to Comment deadhead
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ghost...do not watch it. the second half of your last sentence is correct.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:40 | Link to Comment Green Sharts
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You should watch it.  Rosenberg is in very good form.  It is hard to deliver a beatdown over the phone to a bunch of assclowns who can talk over you but he did it.

When one of the idiots started asking Rosenberg where the liquidity was going to go, I could almost hear his blood pressure go up over the phone.  In a recent piece, Rosenberg said that the liquidity argument is 'usually a catch all phrase for "we have no clue" but it sounds good'.  Rosie did make a good point about the liquidity argument last being in vogue in late 2007.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:44 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:16 | Link to Comment Fish Gone Bad
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This clip should be watched only because it is what our "leaders", MSM and otherwise, want the people to believe.  If someone is easily swayed, then by all means cover your ears.  I am thinking that when the unemployment benefits finally end, and all the foreclosures finally start to happen, CNBC will be chearleading how it is really cool to be homeless and hungry (It's a fashionable dieting trend!).

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 18:53 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:01 | Link to Comment Fritz
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What a bunch of dicks. They invite a guy on the show and then proceed to interrupt him and talk over him.

That clip was a reminder to me as to why I don't watch CNBC.

 

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:13 | Link to Comment Howard_Beale
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Ratigan made that show and didn't allow that kind of nonsense. By the way, the Fast Monkey numbers were down 60%. And I have to ask you TD, when was Tim Seymour ever insightful (except when he might have been stealing someone else's words)? He's always been frighteningly uninsightful to me. I stopped watching the day Ratigan left and then it was just to watch Dylan rage against the machine that put us in this mess, but Seymour has never had much upstairs IMO.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 00:03 | Link to Comment agrotera
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i just noticed a few times that T.S. was polar opposite of what i was thinking  on some of his calls, and so i surmised that he was pushing the other side of his own trade. ( But if he has a history of blowing up his own investments, maybe he just has really bad ideas?)   I liked the rest of the original cast but, stopped watching when Dylan left.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:08 | Link to Comment andy55
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Fast Money became a joke ever since Mackey and Ratigan left.  Finerman and Adami are solid, but Terranova and Seymour have slipped considerably. Then there's Asshat Pete Najarian who, if you can get to stop plugging his fucking options site for just one second, never says anything much of value.  Last but not least, you've got Melissa Lee which singlehandedly makes the show excruciatingly painful to watch.  

 

I'd still watch the show for Adami, Finerman, and Seymour but, goddam: I feel dumber listening to her speak for even just one minute.  It blows my mind that CNBC doesn't realize how much of a drag Lee's pom-pom retardedness suffocates the show. 

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:09 | Link to Comment Brett in Manhattan
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I remember hearing Najarian, on Fast Money, say that Citibank was starting to look attractive when it was at 35, and no one disagreed with him.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:35 | Link to Comment Sisyphus
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Friday, 2 Nov 2007 

The Fast Money Misfires

 

Tim Seymour

On October 4th, The Ambassador was bullish on a financial stock. At the time he said, "Merrill's stock has really underperformed some of their peers. It certainly looks cheap relative to the others. I am a buyer on relative value.” Once again everything is relative. Shares of Merrill (MER) have fallen 19% on fears of the credit crisis and additional write-downs.

Tim Seymour recommends staying with the trade. 

 

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:55 | Link to Comment andy55
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Oh Christ, are we to look at everyone's trading record and throw stones?  How's yours been?  Did you have all the answers a year ago?  Let's be reasonable and objective here.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:15 | Link to Comment Sisyphus
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Point taken. However, I am not on TV on a show call Fast Money recommending trades to retail investors. Look at the trade, the recommendation was made on Oct. 4 and on Nov 2, the stock is down 19% and the trade is still on and recommended. You find nothing wrong with that? He is supposed to be an expert. Shouldn't he preach something about money management, too?

I haven't watched any business channels for a long time. But, I remember Mr. Seymour postulating his decoupling thesis around 2007 and 2008 and how demand from China and Russia will prevent the recession or even pull us out of it. Yes, that worked out as postulated, too.

No, I did not have all the answers a year ago but was uncomfortable with a few things I was seeing. And if staying out of the market is a trade too, then I have done pretty well.

 

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:14 | Link to Comment ZeroPower
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Speaking of broads on the show, that guido chick who had like 1 sentence to add isnt much better than Lee.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:11 | Link to Comment aswipe
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Seymour is a major twit, can't stand his smug greasy demeanor. Someone needs to give that homo a major ass whoopin. Rosie comes on classes up the place and they can't take it, they try to pull him down to their pathetic, dirty world of lies and he is far too classy and intelligent to take the bait.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:18 | Link to Comment andy55
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No disagreement about Seymour's behavior, but I have to respond by saying it's his message I care about, not him.  He generally has decent tidbits of insight while Terranova, Lee, and the Najarians are just running their mouths.  Is the guy a ZH-style bear, hell no, but let's not rip the guy down just because he's making the right trades.  Not trying to defend the guy, but let's agree that he's not just any chump or trader.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:01 | Link to Comment Howard_Beale
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Sorry Andy, he's a chump.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:06 | Link to Comment andy55
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I'm just opposed to giving someone a label and writing them off--that's just unwise and turns this site into a bear orgy than opening up some discourse.

Ok, Seymour cut off Rosenberg like a jerk, but it's not like he didn't have a point.  I mean, just what the hell do you think the autos are going to do with depleted inventories?  The unions, the management teams, and the government will be the first to cheer "make more" regardless of how ludicrous future demand may look.  So in this case, Seymour is just looking at the facts and seeing if there's a short-lived trade available, which is very reasonable.  

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 22:53 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 10/30/2009 - 02:10 | Link to Comment Assetman
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Given what we know about Fast Money, I was a little surprised that Rosenberg even made an appearance.  Most the the commetators there are in love with hearing their own pathetic voices.

The auto inventory argument, though, was a laugher and almost worth the 5 minutes of questionable airtime.  Automakers (the ones that are really left) know full well that cash or clunkers was a good time to rationalize inventory.  Some replenishment will be made on select fuel efficient models, but this was far from a full inventory flush.  What repleishment we wiil see will be very fleeting.

The liquidity stuff was pretty goofy as well, but Rosenberg didn't give a strong response.  Where's the liquidity?  Ask any TBTF bank.  It's not being multipled through traditional lending practices, it's being hoarded... as finanical institutions are buying momentum driven assets even higher.  It really serves no productive purpose, except to buy time.

As for dinner, you can flip a coin if the market is higher or lower by the end of the year.  Rosenberg will be proven on the mark in due course.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 07:01 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 10/29/2009 - 23:21 | Link to Comment Brett in Manhattan
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I'm sure everyone here, myself included, has had his share of clunkers. It's part of the game. But, recommending financial stocks during the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression is a different animal.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 23:25 | Link to Comment Bolweevil
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are andy and aswipe brothers?

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 01:10 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:13 | Link to Comment ghostfaceinvestah
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Gotta love David Tice.  S&P 400.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjLHWKTRRfk

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 00:03 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Everyone of these, I think, "Surely this will bring them down." I think this is what floors me the most, more and more comes out and nothinng happens.

How about a photograph of Barack Obama bent over his desk at the oval office, with Lloyd C. Blankfeind's d!ck up his @ss? Would anyone find that incriminating? Would there be an investigation then?

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 00:04 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Would Hillary comfort Michele, or not so much?

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 00:58 | Link to Comment agrotera
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omitted

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 02:36 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Interesting.

What is fun about being a MsCreant, is I don't have to be ladylike. I trust your judgement on this comment removal, and sometimes mine is bad regarding what I post. All good to have a "name" and an avatar. We are still wearing paper bags. Ours are just decorated and we build up a consistent history that we are accountable for.

Just don't be so good you don't have fun, K?

 

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 15:30 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Awesome

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:19 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:07 | Link to Comment Green Sharts
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How much does he spend per month on tanning salons and teeth whitener?  He reminds me of Joe Isuzu.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:13 | Link to Comment bonddude
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I think he sat my party at a restaurant in Little Italy once. "You like... Bellisimo?

Grazie

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 23:28 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:23 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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We just witnessed behaviour by the Fast Money Crew that is the functional equivalent of children becoming angry or frustrated when they're told what they don't want to hear. Rosie wasn't singing the Fast Money tune and that's heresy and blasphemy.

With some small exceptions, Fast Money has become (really always has been) an echo chamber for the crew. Wait a micro second and the echo will tell you everything you want to hear and already know. Amazing how a 7 month cyclical bull market as made everyone geniuses. Again!

May I recommend they not invite guests who won't march to their particular drum. Then we won't get all the smirks and eye rolling by the various ass wipes. At least Karen (occasionally) understands that when you don't agree with the boys, shut your mouth. Little boys with big ego's don't like to be contradicted. 

Wear the boxers boys. They don't squeeze the brains as much.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:34 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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CD - Won't matter.  Nothing could constrict the blood flow to what cannot be found.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:39 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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So they go commando?

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:47 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Only in their dreams.  Lucky for them they can afford to be lied to.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 00:07 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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You two have misunderstood each other. Miles was saying they had little units, and he did not mean commando units.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 08:45 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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LOL

I was fully aware of the double entrendre. That's the fun of ZH. I think Miles did as well but who knows and it doesn't matter anyway.

But nothing slips by MsCreant. I hope I never meet you in a dark alley. You might just check me to see if I'm going commando, am a commando or for other little things. :>)

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 15:31 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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heh

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:27 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:31 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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If the "Fast Money" crowd reflects Wall Street I now have a fuller understanding as to why Wall Street is so fucked up.  What a bunch of O2 wasters.  Put them to work doing something useful, like shoveling shit in Louisiana.  After all, trust funders like them will never answer the call themselves.  The personification of a R.E.M.F.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:29 | Link to Comment Tripps
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I am totally PISSED by what I saw tonite

It seems like Melissa Lee and maybe Finerman were the only people trying to listen

 

Tim Seymour has officially been moved over to an island called Douche-Land on CNBC.

Smug, arrogant, know-it-allish....personally trying to attack David multiple times. 

looking for cnbc viewership to be down 70% next time

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:38 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Melissa Lee regularly gets run over by the boys. Karen can hand their heads back to them in any verbal joust so they've learned not to mess with her.

But even Karen knows that when the boys' balls are swinging, just get out of the way.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:00 | Link to Comment bonddude
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Bingo ! These guys just don't listen.

God I hate those babies.

Even funnier was Cramer saying the "market has topped" yesterday. Today ? Not a word.

BWWAAAHAHAHA

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:12 | Link to Comment Shylock81611
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You wont be laughing over the next few days.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:16 | Link to Comment bonddude
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Please clarify your meaning.

Thanks

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:33 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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+100

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:25 | Link to Comment Stink_Pickle
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Haha, I bet Seymour doesn't make money--probably fits in with the new maxim:  people used to be on television because they were famous; now they're famous because they're on tv.

I despise everyone on FM, those guys are the biggest douchebag, bullshitting jobbers.  You know they're a horse's ass when you see them make a "game face" after the camera switches to them.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 22:20 | Link to Comment aswipe
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+200

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 01:00 | Link to Comment andy55
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lol, nice post.  the blackjack dealer bit is solid gold

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:38 | Link to Comment digalert
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Invite somone on the show, interrupt and argue with them, then bet dinner on where the market is in two months, real class. Who the fuck knows where the market will be. The correct answer came from Macke, before going off the reservation, none of this is real.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:06 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:17 | Link to Comment bonddude
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"I'm going to speak to you like a child..."

That was TV GOLD !

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:26 | Link to Comment ZeroPower
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Ya i was wondering, wtf happened to him? Is it after that short segment on tv where he was too high to function that CNBS fired him?

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:35 | Link to Comment bonddude
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minyanville

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:12 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 10/29/2009 - 23:05 | Link to Comment nhsadika
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agreed, they did give him a wide berth for the rapid video-game speed TV now moves at

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 00:16 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Agree here too. Because we have all seen the formula with so many of these other shows, it is not if they will interupt, but when. I too kept waiting for it and was surprised it wasn't sooner. Meanwhile, it is still irritating and the bit at the end where they circle jerk each other without Rosie at all [me: eyeroll]. Safe from contradiction. We can act big now!

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 02:28 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 10/30/2009 - 00:21 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Your post needed editing from:

"CNBC has become more on a financial entertainment company"

to:

"CNBC has become a moron financial entertainment company"

All better. Don't you agree?

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:26 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 10/29/2009 - 22:23 | Link to Comment aswipe
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On cocaine I believe

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:29 | Link to Comment D.O.D.
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I often experience these kind of attitudes when I try an express truth in any arena, financial or otherwise.  So I did an experiment.  Funny thing, people are generally more inclined to believe a lie then they are the truth.

Beem me up Scotty..

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:50 | Link to Comment Lord Lucan
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Absolutely, I have the same issue; either they don't believe you or shun you for being too negative.

Is the whole world now a sham....are we all really in the matrix?

Is anyone here old enough to remember other deep recessions...was the blatant ignorance of reality this bad?

 

 

 

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:34 | Link to Comment deadhead
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I had no idea that rocket scientists actually watched the program in question.

headline from msnbc:

NASA to start irradiating monkeys

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:36 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:38 | Link to Comment Pimp Daddy
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Ummm - what was that? The auto industry is going to lead us into a future growth period? Hahahahahahaha.....

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:43 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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teh usa auto industry *is* a growth.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:41 | Link to Comment Lord Lucan
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It was so cringeworthy I had to switch it off....no wonder their ratings are going down the can.

Rosenberg should complain about his treatment and refuse to go on again - what an embarrassment.

Those two douche bags are the reason why we need a deep depression. 

 

 

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:48 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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I'm going to have to disagree with some of you. I think rosenberg was hogging too much of the mic and there wasn't enough give and take. I would have liked him to take a shot at the car inventory explanation. Of why it's just going to be so necessary for them to rebuild inventories when NO ONE IS BUYING.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:15 | Link to Comment Tripps
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you don't get it....they are inviting a guest on to explain his views again. it is only these pathetic guys on the panel that try to interupt and make it a boxing match. seymour has done this before but this is truly his worst

 

these guys on fast money were all DUMPING their positions yesterday. Today they were buying back into the lie ( like many sheeple money managers and traders) so They didn't want to hear any negative. They don't want to hear the truth- they want to break 1100 so they can sell higher for their clients. they are creeps

there is no fundamental reason to go higher at this point. this was a technical bounce only. The thing is I WAS buying longs yesterday while they panicked. 

 

get this...look at the US DOLLAR today. if GDP # was so great why did they trash our dollar today? in reality the dollar should have skyrocketed and stocks tanked a 2nd day

but alas we have total annoying losers trading this market and turning on program trading

 

the market has no memory day to day...its the worst market i have ever seen. its insane

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:34 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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I know all that. I was just saying that conversations with that show have 2 ways to go. Either they dominate and comform or talk over the visitors or their visitors do the same to them. They never have any REAL exchanges. It's just pimp or whore style.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:53 | Link to Comment Sisyphus
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No, no, no, please don't say that it's the worst market you have ever seen and the market is insane. Haven't you heard, all here at ZH just whine about the market and are losing money by the millions. "Traders trade!" is the operative phrase. Otherwise, you are just not smart enough and are a loser short who want's the world to end and everybody to die.

By the way, Tripps, I remember your postings from earlier in the year and respect you for a few calls you had made. You were bullish when the situation merited. You were recommending people to not short financials before the 2nd quarter earnings release and how they are going to hit it out of the park. I am sure you were on the right side of that trade. So, there you have it folks, at least, there is one smart trader in the ZH forum who is not a "loser short who is on the ZH doom train and wants the world to end". Good for you Mr./Miss Tripps, may you always be on the right side of a trade.

 

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 22:28 | Link to Comment aswipe
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Exactly, no inventory does not a bullish sector make. Tim take your 5th grade understanding of economics and go back to the Gay 90's in Minneapolis and get your old job back as a drag queen doing ABBA.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:09 | Link to Comment nope-1004
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I love it when the camera pans to each clown and they all of the sudden get this "holy shit, I'm on TV" look on their face.  They don't know what to do, so they just sit there nodding, looking dumb as ever.

I love watching this show with the sound muted on my TV.  SNL would have a tough time beating the insanity.

And since when are pink shirts back in style?  Only on a network no one watches, I guess.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:10 | Link to Comment phaesed
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I actually agree with Hephasteus, but there is one caveat that Rosenberg laid down that I think is an absolute truth.... right now there has never been a wider range of outcomes in our history than now. Shit is going to get thick next year.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:17 | Link to Comment SDRII
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Look at terranova resume - how did they let this guy out of the back office - he might be the dumbest sob on television normalized for news anchors.

Seymor = GS with a much lower IQ
Terranova = Gruntal with a much lower IQ

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:27 | Link to Comment jules from aus
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love the no doubt purposeful sound system they use in these interviews - sounds like your in a big cave in the studio, with just a hint of echo, which echo manges to drown out someone calling in on a fixed line - definitely tilts the ability to talk over someone in favour of those (mostly) jerks in the studio

 

David is a patient man to put up with such nonsense

but his message got over - looks like a nice dinner lays on the horizon

 

good luck

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 22:43 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 10/29/2009 - 22:03 | Link to Comment Apocalypse Now
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Where does the liquidity go?

  • It goes into the pockets of large investment banks like Goldman Sachs
  • These crooks are not contributing the full cost of securities on purchases whether they are going long or naked shorting - the market makers only settle up when the investor they quoted the price to actually exits the position on whatever security they quoted (massive leverage without collateral)
  • They are ringing the register as investors are being sent into the wash machine for the coins in their pockets - the volatility of inflation/deflation and information/disinformation & recovery/GDII sends the market back and forth (RoboTrader) CAPTURING ALL THE STOP LOSSES - THE HFT MACHINES EAT STOP LOSSES LIKE PAC MAN SO THEY CAN POCKET THE SPREAD BETWEEN QUOTE AND CLOSE OUT POSITION.  THE VOLATILITY IS PLANNED AND WELCOMED.  SIMPLY PUT, MARKET MAKERS ARE DRIVING MARKETS BACK AND FORTH, WITH NO COLLATERAL, "MAKING MARKETS" BY MAKING UP/DOWN BETS AGAINST INVESTORS.  WITHOUT COLLATERAL THEY ARE ESSENTIALLY BOOKIES MAKING BETS, THEN MANIPULATING MARKETS TO PANIC MARKETS INTO PAYING OFF ON THEIR BETS - ON SECURITIES AND ON THE CREDIT DERIVATIVES.  READ IT AGAIN!  THEY ARE CAUSING VOLATILITY ON PURPOSE TO EAT STOPS AND POCKET SPREADS.
  • It appears to me that the whole thing is a cash flow money laundering ponzi scheme (like FDIC & Social Security), there is no investment now as this is a casino, the world is upside down on capital allocation with mis-pricing because of all the foolish government liquidity going to wall street instead of main street.  If they had given out 23 trillion in small business loans instead of TBTF bailouts, I would be hopeful.
  • If you truly understood the game of naked shorting and non-collateral long positions you would never, I repeat never put your money on the line as it can be taken from you at whim - especially if you use stops - listen up.  Until this is independently audited and reconciled get your fucking money out people - I'm trying to help!  Just trust us doesn't work when crooks are running the system
  • Don't put your money in the system until the fed is audited and they explain the 600 trillion in derivatives (fed + TBTF's as they are both owned by same group)
  • Kramer said to take your money out of the market? Even Kramer? He's telling you it's all a joke, a circus, and he is trying to tell you something - it is
  • I wouldn't be surprised if they took over retirement accounts like in Argentina and guaranteed 3% interest while inflating - they need another cash hoard - it's been discussed

If they believe the auto industry is doing so well, they should visit Detroit.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 01:25 | Link to Comment Brett in Manhattan
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They are ringing the register as investors are being sent into the wash machine for the coins in their pockets - the volatility of inflation/deflation and information/disinformation & recovery/GDII sends the market back and forth (RoboTrader) CAPTURING ALL THE STOP LOSSES - THE HFT MACHINES EAT STOP LOSSES LIKE PAC MAN SO THEY CAN POCKET THE SPREAD BETWEEN QUOTE AND CLOSE OUT POSITION.  THE VOLATILITY IS PLANNED AND WELCOMED.  SIMPLY PUT, MARKET MAKERS ARE DRIVING MARKETS BACK AND FORTH, WITH NO COLLATERAL, "MAKING MARKETS" BY MAKING UP/DOWN BETS AGAINST INVESTORS.  WITHOUT COLLATERAL THEY ARE ESSENTIALLY BOOKIES MAKING BETS, THEN MANIPULATING MARKETS TO PANIC MARKETS INTO PAYING OFF ON THEIR BETS - ON SECURITIES AND ON THE CREDIT DERIVATIVES.  READ IT AGAIN!  THEY ARE CAUSING VOLATILITY ON PURPOSE TO EAT STOPS AND POCKET SPREADS.

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This is nothing new, except that computer algos have replaced the slower, less-efficient, human specialist.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 01:38 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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I wanted to say something hip and flip. Can't. This is just the truth. Excellent summation.

Mon, 11/02/2009 - 11:37 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 10/29/2009 - 22:54 | Link to Comment MountainHawk
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The guy to the left is a total douche bag...want to punch him in the face...

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 01:39 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Careful there. What could come out of a douche bag if you punch it? Just sayin'. Like your avatar.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 22:55 | Link to Comment Phillycheesesteak
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What a pair of galloping gonads.  If I was Rosenberg, I'd go to dinner myself and mail those idiots an invoice.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 23:33 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 10/30/2009 - 00:57 | Link to Comment glenlloyd
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these people just like to talk. there's nothing worse than people who talk over their guests. why is it so hard to stop being an arrogant ass and let your guests finish a sentence. these ass clowns need to be sent walking. the term jerk comes to mind.

promoting the idea that this govt. funded circus called the US economy is now suddenly sustainable in the midst of high unemployment and reluctant consumerism is absurd. All this GDP number represents is what we paid for with tax payer dollars. once it becomes blatantly clear that the Fed has to extracate itself from being the liquidity pump we're going to get a rude awakening. the govt. can't support the US economy forever.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 01:29 | Link to Comment Brett in Manhattan
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"these people just like to talk. there's nothing worse than people who talk over their guests. why is it so hard to stop being an arrogant ass and let your guests finish a sentence"

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Because they're told in broadcasting school to always maintain control of the show, so, they do so to an absurd extent.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 01:31 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 10/30/2009 - 01:52 | Link to Comment DaddyWarbucks
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The smirks on those faces kind of irritate me. Nothing that a good old fashioned triple bitch slapping can't cure.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 03:36 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 10/30/2009 - 08:22 | Link to Comment ChickenTeriyakiBoy
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i would kill myself before going to dinner with that asshat

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Fri, 10/30/2009 - 21:10 | Link to Comment time123
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Today's market action indicates that Rosenberg had a good point and he may end up winning the dinner bet. Time will tell.

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