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Rosenberg Shuts Down The Fast Monkey Brigade

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He came, he saw, and he couldn't believe his eyes... or ears. It is almost painful to watch David Rosenberg smack the Managing Partner of Seygem Asset Management like the puppet doll the formerly insightful anchor has become. The same goes for the balance of his CNBC colleagues as they proceed to ask highly (ir)relevant question after question.

 

 

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Thu, 10/29/2009 - 18:31 | 114553 Anonymous
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fuck cnbs!

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 18:58 | 114577 VegasBD
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Dont ususally view this site with a browser that doesnt block all ads, couldnt believe capital one advertises on here. Felt good clicking that thru a few times.

Started early on the jameson tonight....

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:25 | 114609 geopol
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I'll buy you diner?,,,,I wouldn't take 50 million dollars in bearer bonds from this FUCKING IDIOT...

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:12 | 114701 Anonymous
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He'd realized by then he'd gone to far....

Probably thinking that extra "dutch courage" coke (drink of course) , seen as Rosie was on, may have not been the best idea!
:)

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:28 | 114614 Anonymous
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Let me correct myself... Fuck cnbs, CONgress, Obamy and the banksters!!!

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 22:42 | 114764 Crab Cake
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Let me help you amend your statement...  Fuck CNBS, CONgress, Obama, the Democrats, the Republicans, the ratings agencies, the Banksters, the Fed, the FASB, all the government regulatory agencies, the Trilateral Commission, the Council of Foreign Relations, the G whatever, the UN, and any other bastard or big corporate interest that has a fingerprint on this Alice in Wonderland like 1984 fascistic Orwellian existence the people of the US are subjected to on a daily basis. 

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 23:54 | 114806 agrotera
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Nice work Crab Cake, and thanks for saying it so well!

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:55 | 114633 Missing_Link
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So painful to listen to these yammering imbeciles constantly speaking over Rosenberg's every word.  Somebody put them out of their misery already.

Sun, 11/01/2009 - 17:33 | 116769 Anonymous
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I second that

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 18:43 | 114565 Anonymous
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Rosenberg was completely annoyed by these idiots.

What's surprising isn't that CNBC viewership is down over 50%... what's surprising is that they have an audience at all.

This clip seems like something that should be a Youtube exclusive...

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 00:17 | 114827 Keyser Soze
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The Fonz kept interrupting everyone. When everything fucks out, Rosie should have the dinner televised.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 18:44 | 114566 hedgeyourmind.b...
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He who laughs last laughs longest.....

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 18:45 | 114567 Anonymous
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CNBC HAS BEEN A JOKE SINCE 2006! NOTHING HAS CHANGED, THEY ARE STILL A JOKE!!!!

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 18:48 | 114568 Anonymous
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bull market television really living up to their namesake here. Jeesh!

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 18:49 | 114569 DBLTapViper
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LOL  -  the smartest guy in the room (Rosenberg) just took apart the ObamaParrots.  I think I saw a head explode... 

DBL

   

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 18:53 | 114573 Ben Graham Redux
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I never watch CNBC, so I've never seen these people before but damn, that guy Tim Seymour is a rude, classless piece of crap.  Rosenberg knows his stuff whether you agree with him or not while this Seymour guy is an amateur at best.  How do these guys get jobs?  Nobody makes faces like that on the camera unless they're insecure little toads.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 18:59 | 114578 Howard_Beale
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He's a trust fund baby that has already lost everything once...playing emerging markets. He had a personal bailout and sadly, came back. My guess is his best income comes from CNBS.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:03 | 114581 Ben Graham Redux
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Howard, that makes sense as he was acting like he was taking Rosenberg's analysis personally - almost like he was squirming in his seat.  The arrogance of those people really struck me as odd.  How can anyone in this business be arrogant?  It's the most humbling business on earth yet these idiots act like they're world slayers.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:19 | 114707 KevinB
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  It's the most humbling business on earth

So true. In my twenties, after getting a small windfall, and making a lot of money in options in a very short period of time, I went naked, figuring I was smarter than the market. Whoops - two days before my naked calls were set to expire, trading was halted for an announcement, and when it re-opened, I was thousands of dollars in debt. A painful, and yet relatively inexpensive, lesson, since I ended up handling a multi-million dollar account for my family years later. Today, I'm humbler and more successful as a result. 

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 23:50 | 114803 Anonymous
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I had a supervisor WAAAAY back during college that told me after a bad shift, "You can't learn unless you f*ck up first." We can always count on people to do the latter, but not often the former.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:04 | 114582 Brett in Manhattan
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"He's a trust fund baby"

That explains his cluelessness. He thinks the auto industry is gonna come roaring back when it couldn't show a profit during the boom years.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:30 | 114618 deadhead
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He thinks the auto industry is gonna come roaring back when it couldn't show a profit during the boom years.

Game. Set. Match.

Kaboom

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:11 | 114655 ZeroPower
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haha well put indeed!!1

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:55 | 115124 Anonymous
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+10000 perfect response.

Also,

Just because inventories are low..does not mean that people are now going to "buy" cars.

Big deal inventories are low.
Yes the companies will produce some..but should produce a smaller amounts. Especially since the cash for clunkers is over.

There is no evidence that people are buying or going to buy assloads of cars now. From the automakers perspective they will not produce assloads of new cars. As your raw materials purchase and what you are going to "make" is tied to past sales and future sales. They know that cash for clunkers is over and will consider that. (Well..maybe I am giving them too much credit. ;)

The automakers are worried. They are not going to just crank up production.
.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:29 | 114615 deadhead
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thanks howard....why am i not surprised.

the take on automobile recovery flies in the face of virtually everybody that I have read.  i don't even think fritz henderson is that bullish on auto sales going forward. I know that the fiat/chrysler ceo isn't and he is on record.

i've only watched fast money twice in my life because both times my broker (a good buddy and b'ness r'ship) insisted that I do it.  I have watched cramer's show twice as well.

the 2 guys who had the most airtime make old time aluminum siding sales guys look highly professional. 

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:59 | 114637 Howard_Beale
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lol...I was thinking the of the Fuller Brush Man.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:18 | 114666 Miles Kendig
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Mos def couldn't be a Kirby salesman

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:16 | 114596 VegasBD
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If you think thats rude, check Schiff's appearances, they openly laugh and mock his calls. Just like they did a couple years ago, and they see no correlation. 

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:10 | 114647 deadhead
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jon stewart had schiff as a guest a couple of months ago and put together a montage of the cnbc zipbrains making fun of him.  it is absolutely priceless...go to comedy central and search around for it.  in fact, i'll try to find it and post a link.

 

edit  link   http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-june-9-2009/peter-schiff

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:19 | 114667 Miles Kendig
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Thanks DH

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:53 | 114728 Anonymous
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Peter Schiff is on top of it. That was worth watching.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:09 | 114653 Rusty_Shackleford
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Agreed.  It's gotten ridiculous.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:17 | 114597 ghostfaceinvestah
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As much as I like Rosenberg's analysis, I can't even watch this clip, I just know it would piss me off too much.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:24 | 114608 deadhead
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ghost...do not watch it. the second half of your last sentence is correct.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:40 | 114626 Green Sharts
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You should watch it.  Rosenberg is in very good form.  It is hard to deliver a beatdown over the phone to a bunch of assclowns who can talk over you but he did it.

When one of the idiots started asking Rosenberg where the liquidity was going to go, I could almost hear his blood pressure go up over the phone.  In a recent piece, Rosenberg said that the liquidity argument is 'usually a catch all phrase for "we have no clue" but it sounds good'.  Rosie did make a good point about the liquidity argument last being in vogue in late 2007.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:44 | 114692 Anonymous
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The girl was okay, though.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:16 | 114705 Fish Gone Bad
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This clip should be watched only because it is what our "leaders", MSM and otherwise, want the people to believe.  If someone is easily swayed, then by all means cover your ears.  I am thinking that when the unemployment benefits finally end, and all the foreclosures finally start to happen, CNBC will be chearleading how it is really cool to be homeless and hungry (It's a fashionable dieting trend!).

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 18:53 | 114574 Anonymous
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Smegma Asset Management?

No thank you.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:01 | 114579 Fritz
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What a bunch of dicks. They invite a guy on the show and then proceed to interrupt him and talk over him.

That clip was a reminder to me as to why I don't watch CNBC.

 

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:13 | 114591 Howard_Beale
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Ratigan made that show and didn't allow that kind of nonsense. By the way, the Fast Monkey numbers were down 60%. And I have to ask you TD, when was Tim Seymour ever insightful (except when he might have been stealing someone else's words)? He's always been frighteningly uninsightful to me. I stopped watching the day Ratigan left and then it was just to watch Dylan rage against the machine that put us in this mess, but Seymour has never had much upstairs IMO.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 00:03 | 114814 agrotera
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i just noticed a few times that T.S. was polar opposite of what i was thinking  on some of his calls, and so i surmised that he was pushing the other side of his own trade. ( But if he has a history of blowing up his own investments, maybe he just has really bad ideas?)   I liked the rest of the original cast but, stopped watching when Dylan left.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:08 | 114584 andy55
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Fast Money became a joke ever since Mackey and Ratigan left.  Finerman and Adami are solid, but Terranova and Seymour have slipped considerably. Then there's Asshat Pete Najarian who, if you can get to stop plugging his fucking options site for just one second, never says anything much of value.  Last but not least, you've got Melissa Lee which singlehandedly makes the show excruciatingly painful to watch.  

 

I'd still watch the show for Adami, Finerman, and Seymour but, goddam: I feel dumber listening to her speak for even just one minute.  It blows my mind that CNBC doesn't realize how much of a drag Lee's pom-pom retardedness suffocates the show. 

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:09 | 114585 Brett in Manhattan
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I remember hearing Najarian, on Fast Money, say that Citibank was starting to look attractive when it was at 35, and no one disagreed with him.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:35 | 114684 Sisyphus
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Friday, 2 Nov 2007 

The Fast Money Misfires

 

Tim Seymour

On October 4th, The Ambassador was bullish on a financial stock. At the time he said, "Merrill's stock has really underperformed some of their peers. It certainly looks cheap relative to the others. I am a buyer on relative value.” Once again everything is relative. Shares of Merrill (MER) have fallen 19% on fears of the credit crisis and additional write-downs.

Tim Seymour recommends staying with the trade. 

 

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:55 | 114697 andy55
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Oh Christ, are we to look at everyone's trading record and throw stones?  How's yours been?  Did you have all the answers a year ago?  Let's be reasonable and objective here.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:15 | 114704 Sisyphus
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Point taken. However, I am not on TV on a show call Fast Money recommending trades to retail investors. Look at the trade, the recommendation was made on Oct. 4 and on Nov 2, the stock is down 19% and the trade is still on and recommended. You find nothing wrong with that? He is supposed to be an expert. Shouldn't he preach something about money management, too?

I haven't watched any business channels for a long time. But, I remember Mr. Seymour postulating his decoupling thesis around 2007 and 2008 and how demand from China and Russia will prevent the recession or even pull us out of it. Yes, that worked out as postulated, too.

No, I did not have all the answers a year ago but was uncomfortable with a few things I was seeing. And if staying out of the market is a trade too, then I have done pretty well.

 

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:14 | 114661 ZeroPower
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Speaking of broads on the show, that guido chick who had like 1 sentence to add isnt much better than Lee.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:11 | 114586 aswipe
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Seymour is a major twit, can't stand his smug greasy demeanor. Someone needs to give that homo a major ass whoopin. Rosie comes on classes up the place and they can't take it, they try to pull him down to their pathetic, dirty world of lies and he is far too classy and intelligent to take the bait.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:18 | 114600 andy55
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No disagreement about Seymour's behavior, but I have to respond by saying it's his message I care about, not him.  He generally has decent tidbits of insight while Terranova, Lee, and the Najarians are just running their mouths.  Is the guy a ZH-style bear, hell no, but let's not rip the guy down just because he's making the right trades.  Not trying to defend the guy, but let's agree that he's not just any chump or trader.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:01 | 114643 Howard_Beale
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Sorry Andy, he's a chump.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:06 | 114699 andy55
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I'm just opposed to giving someone a label and writing them off--that's just unwise and turns this site into a bear orgy than opening up some discourse.

Ok, Seymour cut off Rosenberg like a jerk, but it's not like he didn't have a point.  I mean, just what the hell do you think the autos are going to do with depleted inventories?  The unions, the management teams, and the government will be the first to cheer "make more" regardless of how ludicrous future demand may look.  So in this case, Seymour is just looking at the facts and seeing if there's a short-lived trade available, which is very reasonable.  

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 22:53 | 114775 Anonymous
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Seymour is, actually, a tremendous chump here. Where was his discourse on the simple fact that a drawdown in inventory does *not* necessarily lead to additional production of any size? Did he make note of the fact that if auto manufacturers know that the recent gains were due entirely to fiscal stimulus, there would be no reason on earth to increase production short of a "Cash-for-Clunkers v2.0"?

Come on. I have no idea what this guy has done in the past but on this particular point, he's captain chump. Smart auto makers will wait to see organic growth before committing to inventory rebuild. The only way Seymour might have a point is if he's betting on US auto maker stupidity. That's actually not a bad take, now that I think about it...

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 02:10 | 114855 Assetman
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Given what we know about Fast Money, I was a little surprised that Rosenberg even made an appearance.  Most the the commetators there are in love with hearing their own pathetic voices.

The auto inventory argument, though, was a laugher and almost worth the 5 minutes of questionable airtime.  Automakers (the ones that are really left) know full well that cash or clunkers was a good time to rationalize inventory.  Some replenishment will be made on select fuel efficient models, but this was far from a full inventory flush.  What repleishment we wiil see will be very fleeting.

The liquidity stuff was pretty goofy as well, but Rosenberg didn't give a strong response.  Where's the liquidity?  Ask any TBTF bank.  It's not being multipled through traditional lending practices, it's being hoarded... as finanical institutions are buying momentum driven assets even higher.  It really serves no productive purpose, except to buy time.

As for dinner, you can flip a coin if the market is higher or lower by the end of the year.  Rosenberg will be proven on the mark in due course.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 07:01 | 114890 Anonymous
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"Smart auto makers"

Woahhhhh. Easy there cowboy.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 23:21 | 114790 Brett in Manhattan
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I'm sure everyone here, myself included, has had his share of clunkers. It's part of the game. But, recommending financial stocks during the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression is a different animal.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 23:25 | 114793 Bolweevil
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are andy and aswipe brothers?

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 01:10 | 114841 Anonymous
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Make more?!? Maybe the auto industry finally gets it and is preparing for the current economy of lower demand since no one has any home equity left to borrow to buy an auto (and to write off the mortgage interest).... One can hope can't they?!?

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:11 | 114588 Anonymous
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That little punk Seymour is a real assclown

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:11 | 114589 Anonymous
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Oh GAAWWWWDDD...! Fast Money or Funny Money....?

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:13 | 114590 ghostfaceinvestah
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Gotta love David Tice.  S&P 400.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjLHWKTRRfk

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 00:03 | 114812 MsCreant
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Everyone of these, I think, "Surely this will bring them down." I think this is what floors me the most, more and more comes out and nothinng happens.

How about a photograph of Barack Obama bent over his desk at the oval office, with Lloyd C. Blankfeind's d!ck up his @ss? Would anyone find that incriminating? Would there be an investigation then?

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 00:04 | 114815 MsCreant
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Would Hillary comfort Michele, or not so much?

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 00:58 | 114821 agrotera
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omitted

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 02:36 | 114864 MsCreant
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Interesting.

What is fun about being a MsCreant, is I don't have to be ladylike. I trust your judgement on this comment removal, and sometimes mine is bad regarding what I post. All good to have a "name" and an avatar. We are still wearing paper bags. Ours are just decorated and we build up a consistent history that we are accountable for.

Just don't be so good you don't have fun, K?

 

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 15:30 | 115445 Miles Kendig
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Awesome

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:19 | 114603 Anonymous
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I know Joe from MBF Clearing Corp in NYC. He is a major, self centered, self important dick. He treated everyone around him with contempt.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:07 | 114649 Green Sharts
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How much does he spend per month on tanning salons and teeth whitener?  He reminds me of Joe Isuzu.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:13 | 114659 bonddude
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I think he sat my party at a restaurant in Little Italy once. "You like... Bellisimo?

Grazie

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 23:28 | 114794 Anonymous
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Seriously? I thought he was indian. My bad.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:23 | 114605 Cognitive Dissonance
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We just witnessed behaviour by the Fast Money Crew that is the functional equivalent of children becoming angry or frustrated when they're told what they don't want to hear. Rosie wasn't singing the Fast Money tune and that's heresy and blasphemy.

With some small exceptions, Fast Money has become (really always has been) an echo chamber for the crew. Wait a micro second and the echo will tell you everything you want to hear and already know. Amazing how a 7 month cyclical bull market as made everyone geniuses. Again!

May I recommend they not invite guests who won't march to their particular drum. Then we won't get all the smirks and eye rolling by the various ass wipes. At least Karen (occasionally) understands that when you don't agree with the boys, shut your mouth. Little boys with big ego's don't like to be contradicted. 

Wear the boxers boys. They don't squeeze the brains as much.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:34 | 114621 Miles Kendig
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CD - Won't matter.  Nothing could constrict the blood flow to what cannot be found.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:39 | 114625 Cognitive Dissonance
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So they go commando?

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:47 | 114629 Miles Kendig
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Only in their dreams.  Lucky for them they can afford to be lied to.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 00:07 | 114818 MsCreant
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You two have misunderstood each other. Miles was saying they had little units, and he did not mean commando units.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 08:45 | 114917 Cognitive Dissonance
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LOL

I was fully aware of the double entrendre. That's the fun of ZH. I think Miles did as well but who knows and it doesn't matter anyway.

But nothing slips by MsCreant. I hope I never meet you in a dark alley. You might just check me to see if I'm going commando, am a commando or for other little things. :>)

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 15:31 | 115446 Miles Kendig
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heh

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:27 | 114612 Anonymous
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I'm so ashamed to be the same gender as those two douches.

The female anchors sound far more smart than them.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:31 | 114613 Miles Kendig
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If the "Fast Money" crowd reflects Wall Street I now have a fuller understanding as to why Wall Street is so fucked up.  What a bunch of O2 wasters.  Put them to work doing something useful, like shoveling shit in Louisiana.  After all, trust funders like them will never answer the call themselves.  The personification of a R.E.M.F.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:29 | 114616 Tripps
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I am totally PISSED by what I saw tonite

It seems like Melissa Lee and maybe Finerman were the only people trying to listen

 

Tim Seymour has officially been moved over to an island called Douche-Land on CNBC.

Smug, arrogant, know-it-allish....personally trying to attack David multiple times. 

looking for cnbc viewership to be down 70% next time

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:38 | 114623 Cognitive Dissonance
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Melissa Lee regularly gets run over by the boys. Karen can hand their heads back to them in any verbal joust so they've learned not to mess with her.

But even Karen knows that when the boys' balls are swinging, just get out of the way.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:00 | 114639 bonddude
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Bingo ! These guys just don't listen.

God I hate those babies.

Even funnier was Cramer saying the "market has topped" yesterday. Today ? Not a word.

BWWAAAHAHAHA

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:12 | 114657 Shylock81611
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You wont be laughing over the next few days.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:16 | 114663 bonddude
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Please clarify your meaning.

Thanks

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:33 | 114620 Anonymous
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At this point I'd be willing to lose half my net worth just to see the market come crashing down on Tim Seymour's greasy head and wipe that asinine grin off his face. Everyday I wonder, how does this person make money in the market? I'm convinced he doesn't.

And Teranova? He was put on this earth to be a blackjack dealer in Reno. How has he strayed so far? Why is he on TV?

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:01 | 114640 bonddude
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+100

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:25 | 114709 Stink_Pickle
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Haha, I bet Seymour doesn't make money--probably fits in with the new maxim:  people used to be on television because they were famous; now they're famous because they're on tv.

I despise everyone on FM, those guys are the biggest douchebag, bullshitting jobbers.  You know they're a horse's ass when you see them make a "game face" after the camera switches to them.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 22:20 | 114745 aswipe
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+200

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 01:00 | 114839 andy55
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lol, nice post.  the blackjack dealer bit is solid gold

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 19:38 | 114624 digalert
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Invite somone on the show, interrupt and argue with them, then bet dinner on where the market is in two months, real class. Who the fuck knows where the market will be. The correct answer came from Macke, before going off the reservation, none of this is real.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:06 | 114648 Anonymous
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Goddamn that guy's rant was completely fucking epic...

Let's all watch one more time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWFLfzbZQFI

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:17 | 114665 bonddude
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"I'm going to speak to you like a child..."

That was TV GOLD !

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:26 | 114674 ZeroPower
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Ya i was wondering, wtf happened to him? Is it after that short segment on tv where he was too high to function that CNBS fired him?

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:35 | 114717 bonddude
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minyanville

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:12 | 114656 Anonymous
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The guys from fast money are shockingly stupid. I can't believe anyone would give them money to manage.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:14 | 114660 Anonymous
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In all fairness, I'd say that, by TV standards, they gave Mr. Rosenberg a wide berth. Typically, if someone speaks in academically-tinged terms for more than twenty seconds, producers begin to imagine remotes across the nation seeking other channels, and encourage, via the earpiece, the program host(s) to interject and add conflicting views/volume/emotion. While watching, I was rather surprised that they didn't interrupt sooner.

Every market sentiment disposition group will establish it's heroes and villains.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 23:05 | 114786 nhsadika
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agreed, they did give him a wide berth for the rapid video-game speed TV now moves at

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 00:16 | 114826 MsCreant
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Agree here too. Because we have all seen the formula with so many of these other shows, it is not if they will interupt, but when. I too kept waiting for it and was surprised it wasn't sooner. Meanwhile, it is still irritating and the bit at the end where they circle jerk each other without Rosie at all [me: eyeroll]. Safe from contradiction. We can act big now!

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 02:28 | 114861 Anonymous
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so is that the caliber of viewer cnbc has?

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:20 | 114670 Anonymous
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If only CNBC would take a few notes from watching Bloomberg, and learn to let their guests speak. (Or at least them finish their though without interruption).

THIS IS CLASSIC CNBC.

They have really begun to lose quite a bit of credibility over the past several years. It is quite amazing to me that they allow themselves to destroy their reputations further with shows like Mad Money and Fast Money.

It is sad how CNBC has become more on a financial entertainment company, as opposed to a financial news company. Nobody cares what Fast Money hosts have to say. We care what their guests have to say. And their list of respectable guests these days is pretty thin. It's is a wonder to me why Rosie even bothers going on a show like FAST MONEY. Especially with those wackos hosting it. --It's the same question every day. Where is the market going tomorrow. A monkey could guess better than they could.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 00:21 | 114829 MsCreant
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Your post needed editing from:

"CNBC has become more on a financial entertainment company"

to:

"CNBC has become a moron financial entertainment company"

All better. Don't you agree?

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:26 | 114676 Anonymous
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Jeff Macke sees Car People

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 22:23 | 114748 aswipe
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On cocaine I believe

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:29 | 114678 D.O.D.
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I often experience these kind of attitudes when I try an express truth in any arena, financial or otherwise.  So I did an experiment.  Funny thing, people are generally more inclined to believe a lie then they are the truth.

Beem me up Scotty..

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:50 | 114693 Lord Lucan
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Absolutely, I have the same issue; either they don't believe you or shun you for being too negative.

Is the whole world now a sham....are we all really in the matrix?

Is anyone here old enough to remember other deep recessions...was the blatant ignorance of reality this bad?

 

 

 

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:34 | 114683 deadhead
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I had no idea that rocket scientists actually watched the program in question.

headline from msnbc:

NASA to start irradiating monkeys

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:36 | 114685 Anonymous
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Auto inventory is down. Auto inventory is down. Did you hear, auto inventory is down! Fuckin A! Auto industry is down.

What a fudgepacker.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:38 | 114687 Pimp Daddy
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Ummm - what was that? The auto industry is going to lead us into a future growth period? Hahahahahahaha.....

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:43 | 114691 buzzsaw99
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teh usa auto industry *is* a growth.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:41 | 114690 Lord Lucan
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It was so cringeworthy I had to switch it off....no wonder their ratings are going down the can.

Rosenberg should complain about his treatment and refuse to go on again - what an embarrassment.

Those two douche bags are the reason why we need a deep depression. 

 

 

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 20:48 | 114694 Hephasteus
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I'm going to have to disagree with some of you. I think rosenberg was hogging too much of the mic and there wasn't enough give and take. I would have liked him to take a shot at the car inventory explanation. Of why it's just going to be so necessary for them to rebuild inventories when NO ONE IS BUYING.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:15 | 114702 Tripps
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you don't get it....they are inviting a guest on to explain his views again. it is only these pathetic guys on the panel that try to interupt and make it a boxing match. seymour has done this before but this is truly his worst

 

these guys on fast money were all DUMPING their positions yesterday. Today they were buying back into the lie ( like many sheeple money managers and traders) so They didn't want to hear any negative. They don't want to hear the truth- they want to break 1100 so they can sell higher for their clients. they are creeps

there is no fundamental reason to go higher at this point. this was a technical bounce only. The thing is I WAS buying longs yesterday while they panicked. 

 

get this...look at the US DOLLAR today. if GDP # was so great why did they trash our dollar today? in reality the dollar should have skyrocketed and stocks tanked a 2nd day

but alas we have total annoying losers trading this market and turning on program trading

 

the market has no memory day to day...its the worst market i have ever seen. its insane

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:34 | 114716 Hephasteus
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I know all that. I was just saying that conversations with that show have 2 ways to go. Either they dominate and comform or talk over the visitors or their visitors do the same to them. They never have any REAL exchanges. It's just pimp or whore style.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:53 | 114729 Sisyphus
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No, no, no, please don't say that it's the worst market you have ever seen and the market is insane. Haven't you heard, all here at ZH just whine about the market and are losing money by the millions. "Traders trade!" is the operative phrase. Otherwise, you are just not smart enough and are a loser short who want's the world to end and everybody to die.

By the way, Tripps, I remember your postings from earlier in the year and respect you for a few calls you had made. You were bullish when the situation merited. You were recommending people to not short financials before the 2nd quarter earnings release and how they are going to hit it out of the park. I am sure you were on the right side of that trade. So, there you have it folks, at least, there is one smart trader in the ZH forum who is not a "loser short who is on the ZH doom train and wants the world to end". Good for you Mr./Miss Tripps, may you always be on the right side of a trade.

 

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 22:28 | 114755 aswipe
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Exactly, no inventory does not a bullish sector make. Tim take your 5th grade understanding of economics and go back to the Gay 90's in Minneapolis and get your old job back as a drag queen doing ABBA.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:09 | 114698 nope-1004
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I love it when the camera pans to each clown and they all of the sudden get this "holy shit, I'm on TV" look on their face.  They don't know what to do, so they just sit there nodding, looking dumb as ever.

I love watching this show with the sound muted on my TV.  SNL would have a tough time beating the insanity.

And since when are pink shirts back in style?  Only on a network no one watches, I guess.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:10 | 114700 phaesed
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I actually agree with Hephasteus, but there is one caveat that Rosenberg laid down that I think is an absolute truth.... right now there has never been a wider range of outcomes in our history than now. Shit is going to get thick next year.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:17 | 114706 SDRII
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Look at terranova resume - how did they let this guy out of the back office - he might be the dumbest sob on television normalized for news anchors.

Seymor = GS with a much lower IQ
Terranova = Gruntal with a much lower IQ

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:27 | 114710 jules from aus
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love the no doubt purposeful sound system they use in these interviews - sounds like your in a big cave in the studio, with just a hint of echo, which echo manges to drown out someone calling in on a fixed line - definitely tilts the ability to talk over someone in favour of those (mostly) jerks in the studio

 

David is a patient man to put up with such nonsense

but his message got over - looks like a nice dinner lays on the horizon

 

good luck

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 22:43 | 114765 Anonymous
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I cannot imagine a meal worth spending two hours in the presence of any those folks.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:31 | 114712 Anonymous
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SHOULD BE CALLED SFC STUPID FUC*ING CHEERLEADERS

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 21:38 | 114719 Anonymous
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I haven't watch Reject Money since mr Ratigan moved. It is refreshing to see him on the other side of the fence now.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 22:03 | 114733 Apocalypse Now
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Where does the liquidity go?

  • It goes into the pockets of large investment banks like Goldman Sachs
  • These crooks are not contributing the full cost of securities on purchases whether they are going long or naked shorting - the market makers only settle up when the investor they quoted the price to actually exits the position on whatever security they quoted (massive leverage without collateral)
  • They are ringing the register as investors are being sent into the wash machine for the coins in their pockets - the volatility of inflation/deflation and information/disinformation & recovery/GDII sends the market back and forth (RoboTrader) CAPTURING ALL THE STOP LOSSES - THE HFT MACHINES EAT STOP LOSSES LIKE PAC MAN SO THEY CAN POCKET THE SPREAD BETWEEN QUOTE AND CLOSE OUT POSITION.  THE VOLATILITY IS PLANNED AND WELCOMED.  SIMPLY PUT, MARKET MAKERS ARE DRIVING MARKETS BACK AND FORTH, WITH NO COLLATERAL, "MAKING MARKETS" BY MAKING UP/DOWN BETS AGAINST INVESTORS.  WITHOUT COLLATERAL THEY ARE ESSENTIALLY BOOKIES MAKING BETS, THEN MANIPULATING MARKETS TO PANIC MARKETS INTO PAYING OFF ON THEIR BETS - ON SECURITIES AND ON THE CREDIT DERIVATIVES.  READ IT AGAIN!  THEY ARE CAUSING VOLATILITY ON PURPOSE TO EAT STOPS AND POCKET SPREADS.
  • It appears to me that the whole thing is a cash flow money laundering ponzi scheme (like FDIC & Social Security), there is no investment now as this is a casino, the world is upside down on capital allocation with mis-pricing because of all the foolish government liquidity going to wall street instead of main street.  If they had given out 23 trillion in small business loans instead of TBTF bailouts, I would be hopeful.
  • If you truly understood the game of naked shorting and non-collateral long positions you would never, I repeat never put your money on the line as it can be taken from you at whim - especially if you use stops - listen up.  Until this is independently audited and reconciled get your fucking money out people - I'm trying to help!  Just trust us doesn't work when crooks are running the system
  • Don't put your money in the system until the fed is audited and they explain the 600 trillion in derivatives (fed + TBTF's as they are both owned by same group)
  • Kramer said to take your money out of the market? Even Kramer? He's telling you it's all a joke, a circus, and he is trying to tell you something - it is
  • I wouldn't be surprised if they took over retirement accounts like in Argentina and guaranteed 3% interest while inflating - they need another cash hoard - it's been discussed

If they believe the auto industry is doing so well, they should visit Detroit.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 01:25 | 114842 Brett in Manhattan
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They are ringing the register as investors are being sent into the wash machine for the coins in their pockets - the volatility of inflation/deflation and information/disinformation & recovery/GDII sends the market back and forth (RoboTrader) CAPTURING ALL THE STOP LOSSES - THE HFT MACHINES EAT STOP LOSSES LIKE PAC MAN SO THEY CAN POCKET THE SPREAD BETWEEN QUOTE AND CLOSE OUT POSITION.  THE VOLATILITY IS PLANNED AND WELCOMED.  SIMPLY PUT, MARKET MAKERS ARE DRIVING MARKETS BACK AND FORTH, WITH NO COLLATERAL, "MAKING MARKETS" BY MAKING UP/DOWN BETS AGAINST INVESTORS.  WITHOUT COLLATERAL THEY ARE ESSENTIALLY BOOKIES MAKING BETS, THEN MANIPULATING MARKETS TO PANIC MARKETS INTO PAYING OFF ON THEIR BETS - ON SECURITIES AND ON THE CREDIT DERIVATIVES.  READ IT AGAIN!  THEY ARE CAUSING VOLATILITY ON PURPOSE TO EAT STOPS AND POCKET SPREADS.

________

This is nothing new, except that computer algos have replaced the slower, less-efficient, human specialist.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 01:38 | 114848 MsCreant
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I wanted to say something hip and flip. Can't. This is just the truth. Excellent summation.

Mon, 11/02/2009 - 11:37 | 117197 Anonymous
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Love it. Your are RIGHT on the money, thank Goodness not EVERYONE is a moron. I oh so very close to begging to get beamed up. You rock. If you have a blog or something email me the info. yipcarl@aol.com

Ryan

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 22:10 | 114739 Anonymous
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Those CNBC guys have practiced smugness.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 22:27 | 114753 Anonymous
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The only things fast about The Fast Money team is the fast moving mouths of the idiots. I stopped watching them a long time ago as their noise gave me a headache.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 22:54 | 114774 MountainHawk
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The guy to the left is a total douche bag...want to punch him in the face...

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 01:39 | 114849 MsCreant
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Careful there. What could come out of a douche bag if you punch it? Just sayin'. Like your avatar.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 22:55 | 114778 Phillycheesesteak
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What a pair of galloping gonads.  If I was Rosenberg, I'd go to dinner myself and mail those idiots an invoice.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 23:33 | 114796 Anonymous
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I can listen to Finerman who seems to actually think before she speaks and, miraculously, she can admit when she's wrong. Why are the rest of them screaming all the time?
That Seymour guy is the worst, he doesn't know his head from his ass. The show is a confidencebuilder, really.

The host is completely incompetent and the show is pretty bad. Even so, I have to say, "powerlunch" makes this show look like a lecture with Soros.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 23:36 | 114797 Anonymous
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I'd like to see any clip or footage of any of these monkeys predicting the crash from 07-09. They didn't see the first dip coming so they're supposed to see the second one?

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 23:57 | 114808 Anonymous
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Dear CNBC,

Do you realize you're all ignorant, annoying assholes? No, probably not, if your viewership is down 50%. Best of luck in the unemployment line.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 23:58 | 114809 Anonymous
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I recall a 3.5 gdp number from the bush stimulus also. it dropped when the stimulus went way.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 00:06 | 114816 Anonymous
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I just bought some GE. it is below the Jan highs, well below lehman, and still below the 2003 low. it just traded at the may high point. this agreess with treasuries, and on a technical level is where I think the market should be.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 00:57 | 114837 glenlloyd
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these people just like to talk. there's nothing worse than people who talk over their guests. why is it so hard to stop being an arrogant ass and let your guests finish a sentence. these ass clowns need to be sent walking. the term jerk comes to mind.

promoting the idea that this govt. funded circus called the US economy is now suddenly sustainable in the midst of high unemployment and reluctant consumerism is absurd. All this GDP number represents is what we paid for with tax payer dollars. once it becomes blatantly clear that the Fed has to extracate itself from being the liquidity pump we're going to get a rude awakening. the govt. can't support the US economy forever.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 01:29 | 114843 Brett in Manhattan
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"these people just like to talk. there's nothing worse than people who talk over their guests. why is it so hard to stop being an arrogant ass and let your guests finish a sentence"

_______

Because they're told in broadcasting school to always maintain control of the show, so, they do so to an absurd extent.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 01:31 | 114844 Anonymous
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The tension is due to the two different Wall Street cultures at play here. This tension is usually mitigated by the fact that the interviewed economist is "on their side of the trade" or "respected enough" to not be talked down. In that context, an interruptive statement is more of a pat on the back for the interviewee, as in "keep going buddy, yeah I agree oil's gonna do well here too". What-the-fuck's his name with the beard gets along with this gang better: he goes on as much as Rosie but he's fast money and product-specific, so that's fine with "da boys".

Rosenberg has developed a thesis that is nuanced enough to take more than twenty seconds to communicate. The Fast Money gang wants to know if natty or ArcelorMittal, based on the interviewee's comments, will be up two days from now. What kind of a fucking conversation do you expect between them?

Every time you post a clip from CNBC (I did see this live) I just think less and less of it. A few years ago, I would watch Cramer on occasion (I actually believed he was a relatively straight shooter; then I saw him talk about his hedge fund games on YouTube; I realized I'd been played by a fairly elaborate, "aw shucks"-style player [oops, did I give Cramer too much credit for your liking?]). You converted me!

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 01:52 | 114852 DaddyWarbucks
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The smirks on those faces kind of irritate me. Nothing that a good old fashioned triple bitch slapping can't cure.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 03:36 | 114870 Anonymous
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Wow.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 08:22 | 114906 ChickenTeriyakiBoy
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i would kill myself before going to dinner with that asshat

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 08:49 | 114919 Anonymous
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Powerlunch. That lamest show in America.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 09:06 | 114929 Anonymous
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apocalypse now had the post of the week, all should go read it over and over and over

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 09:24 | 114937 Anonymous
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It won't be long before those CNBC guys just slap their testicles on the desk, they have no argument or anything else of substantial original thought to put forward.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 19:44 | 115728 Anonymous
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WTF happened to CNBC , cant watch it anymore , why does Rosenberg wast his time with these morons . Here is another example of why traditional print and tv are going down the toilet , the viewers are voting with there feet and just leaving .

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 21:10 | 115782 time123
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Today's market action indicates that Rosenberg had a good point and he may end up winning the dinner bet. Time will tell.

time123

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Sat, 10/31/2009 - 10:06 | 116054 Anonymous
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Do those super mario bros on ties work for GS?

Sun, 11/01/2009 - 17:32 | 116768 Anonymous
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CNBC idiots showing off a lot of arrogance. They were disrespectful to their own guest.

Mon, 11/02/2009 - 12:39 | 117265 Anonymous
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I just hope someone from CNBC or better yet GE watched that show Thursday and reads all the blogs out there about what happened. i stopped regularly watching fast money when ratigan left, i'll stop completely now. please CNBC - take this show off the air. it's a total waste of time now, and i'm embarrased that i share the same profession as those guys (adami and najarian aside). the only reason to watch fast money had been the guests, but because of episodes like thursday, you won't get guys like rosie or schiff on the show anymore. does anyone have email addresses for seymour, terranova, or lee??

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