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Rosie On Unemployment

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Apologies for reposting in its entirety, but this report has to be read by all to fathom to reality of what is going on out there. One who should not read it is Phil Orlando, who earlier over on CNBC made the 9.7% unemployment number seem like the desperately good thing that Federated Investors has been looking for all these years. Also, Phil apparently missed that those shifting out of U-6 to fill U-1 are , shockingly, increasing on a net basis, which kinda kills his uber-simplistic green shoot argument, but the "argument" being made on CNBC, we will let it slide.

 




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Fri, 09/04/2009 - 14:11 | Link to Comment mule65
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This morning Steve Liesman said 9.7% is good because it's not 10%.

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 14:23 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 09/04/2009 - 14:33 | Link to Comment Danz Gambit
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Steve is the king 'nattering nabob of positivity'

Future generations will have have his quotes to chuckle at

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 14:35 | Link to Comment Sqworl
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Right and every monrning he looks in the mirror and see's Fabio.  What a troll and moron.

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 17:44 | Link to Comment deadhead
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he is a Deadhead as well, really.

then again, so is Ann Coulter.

We are all not like that. Honest.

 

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 21:16 | Link to Comment They steal from...
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She is correct about what she says, just scary as hell.

 

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 21:24 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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and do something about that goddamn Adams apple she has

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 22:07 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 09/04/2009 - 23:36 | Link to Comment John Self
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I love Dickensian names ... Lies man.

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 14:14 | Link to Comment Sardonicus
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For all the comparisons to 1929, I am astonished how often the differences in personal debt levels  and the percentage of personal income that is government handouts [welfare, unemployment, food stamps etc,] between then and now gets either entirely missed or glossed over.

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 14:20 | Link to Comment jdun
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Just wait when the retailers go out of business after Christmas. Unemployment benefits are ending for many Americans starting this month. It’s going to be a very bad holiday season.

 

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 14:24 | Link to Comment Verbal Kint
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As always, a very good read.

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 14:25 | Link to Comment BM (not verified)
Fri, 09/04/2009 - 14:40 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 09/04/2009 - 21:21 | Link to Comment They steal from...
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I only feel anger towards sheeple anymore.

My sympathy was used up the day Saturday Night Live and Tina Fey officially ended McCain's chances of winning the presidency.

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 23:42 | Link to Comment MinnesotaNice
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McCain ended his own chances by picking a know-nothing running mate like Palin... he had my vote up until that point...

Sun, 09/06/2009 - 10:31 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 09/04/2009 - 15:45 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Will the Fed buy Cerberus?

Looking at all of the direct and indirect benefit Cerberus has received from the fed and other government agencies in essence I thought the fed already had kept the hell hound alive.  I am wondering how it is Cerberus is surviving the massive liquidity loss due to +70% redemptions from their core funds.

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 23:39 | Link to Comment John Self
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Impossible to survive 70% redemptions.  I suspect it's just a matter of time (and what a loud thud that will be), but I wouldn't totally rule out your hypothesis.

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 16:14 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 09/04/2009 - 14:33 | Link to Comment AN0NYM0US
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This morning Alexis Glick from Fox Business suggested that (and I quote)  "9.7% is good because that means more people are trying to re-enter the workforce, which means they are more optimistic, which means things must be getting better... right?"

 

footnote

Alexis will be replaced in the morning anchor slot by Don Imus come this October. But she will still appear in the 9am slot as she apparently has clout at Fox where she is also a VP.

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 14:38 | Link to Comment Sqworl
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She's lucky to be on Fox whose ratings killing the other WH networks.  I would like to see some of these people unemployed for a year!

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 17:57 | Link to Comment mkkby
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I'm so happy, I think I'll slit my wrists today.

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 14:41 | Link to Comment Rusty_Shackleford
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"We'll soon find out whether an organism the size of the United States can run an economy based on one family selling the contents of its garage to the family next door."   Jim Kunstler

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 20:33 | Link to Comment MinnesotaNice
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I love Jim Kunstler... that is funny... get out the Masking Tape and Sharpie Marker... start prices high... a minimum of 25 cents so you have room to move down when China brings the item to the register and wants to make a special deal... let Timmy and Benny take turns at the card table with the adding machine and shoebox filled with USD's.   

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 14:53 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 09/04/2009 - 14:59 | Link to Comment AnonymousMonetarist
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The future is so bright I'm going to short shades.

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 15:12 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 09/04/2009 - 17:46 | Link to Comment deadhead
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just be sure to click the ads.

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 21:26 | Link to Comment They steal from...
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I am not aware of any cynics or pessimists here.

I do however meet lots of smart and aware types who have a knack for cutting through the bullshit like a propane flame torch goes through butter.

Get a zerohedge account and join the mayhem!

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 15:04 | Link to Comment reading
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oh, the household survey...you know we don't start talking about that one and how very accurate it is in actually measuring jobs lost/gained until the trend is our friend.  They won't be pumping that survey until it is showing a gain of a million jobs a month...hopefully, I'll still be alive to see it. 

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 15:07 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 09/04/2009 - 15:16 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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ding, ding , ding to whomever said the administration will extend unemployment benefits.  bernstein on cnbc just said as much.

also dope, just defended the b/d model (similar to mark to myth, imho).  paraphrasing "it does w wonderful job of capturing data that we would otherwise miss" - wtf?

adminstration doing the full court media cheerlead prior to obama's healthcare speech next week. 

i need to start drinking (or getting high) during the day, if i am going to make it through the mid term election cycle.

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 15:32 | Link to Comment deadhead
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I have been saying in several posts here that unemployment benefits would be extended....frankly, i think it is a no brainer primarily because of political reasons (there aren't any dems or repubs who are opposed for what should be obvious reasons) and a close second is macroeconomic reasons, which are obvious to zh readers.

looking at it another way, name one politician who would be against an extension.....

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 15:40 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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i thought it was you but wasn't 100% sure.

 

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 15:50 | Link to Comment deadhead
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it's an easy call cuz politicians love to give money away and what better segment than americans who have lost their job through no fault of their own, can't get a job even at walmart or mcdonalds in many areas, and we have mid term elections coming up. plus as you well know the downward spiral will just accelerate, i.e. more credit card defaults, more food stamp/medicaid costs, blah, blah, blah.

plus, we have mid terms ready to fire up and we are fortunate in the USA in that we have been blessed with many natural resources like printing presses.

 

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 15:23 | Link to Comment Brian Griffin
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Another homerun by Rosie. What else could one ask for in his exceptional analysis?  Well, I would love it if he further explained (via another 12 page doozie of a report) in more detail what form this fiscal backdrop takes in order to tackle the labour crisis…any thoughts?

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 15:43 | Link to Comment AN0NYM0US
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you can get his daily news letter for free (for now) at

 

https://ems.gluskinsheff.net/index.ncl.html

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 16:27 | Link to Comment Brian Griffin
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Thanks but what I intended to say was - what exactly is this fiscal backdrop going to look like and how is it going to tackle the labour crisis?

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 15:49 | Link to Comment There ya go again.
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Sadly they don't seem terribly concerned

about creating more "good " jobs. 

It almost makes you wonder if they want

people more dependent on the government.

It gives them more power

 

 

 

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 16:42 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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The goal of socialism is not to take from one group and give to another group. It is to take from all groups and give to each group in the most controlling way posible.

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 21:33 | Link to Comment They steal from...
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Was there ever a question that Obama's true goals were to destroy the middle class and subjugate us all to gov't control (for our own good) at which point Obama will turn on the big businesses that pay his way for him and sujugate them?

This madman is ten times more dangerous that Hugo Chavez.  He will take down a much bigger country than Chaves did, in far less time if we let him.

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 15:55 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Fri, 09/04/2009 - 20:40 | Link to Comment MinnesotaNice
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That put a smile on my face... thanks... should be the ZH theme song...

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 21:11 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Heres your ticket pack your bag: time for jumpin overboard
The transportation is here
Close enough but not too far, maybe you know where you are
Fightin fire with fire

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 21:15 | Link to Comment MinnesotaNice
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Now we just need a ZH mascot...

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 22:29 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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He is fun, but I will put in for this classic bursting into flame..  After all, I wish more of my fellows were here.

http://media.photobucket.com/image/pink%20floyd%20wish%20you%20were%20he...

It was once upon a place sometimes I listen to myself
Gonna come in first place
People on their way to work said baby what did you except
Gonna burst into flame

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 23:33 | Link to Comment MinnesotaNice
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Funny CB... but exactly how many of the 279 'beeker' photos did you have to sift through before you found this 'perfect' amalgamation...

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 23:38 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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just typed BEeker ( yeah a typo ) into Google and its on the first page when you search for images LOOOOOOOOL even better http://www.dealbreaker.com/images/entries/Beeker%20Fund.jpg

Sat, 09/05/2009 - 10:05 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Classic pic of the day

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 17:06 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 09/04/2009 - 17:48 | Link to Comment deadhead
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a better measure of retail sales is to review state and local sales tax receipts.

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 21:36 | Link to Comment They steal from...
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Because we had back to school tax holidays.  And people haven't bought stuff in a solid year.  I read that people need stuff like new underwear because they literally haven't bought anything in a long time.

This is year one, not year three, of the depression.

 

 

Sat, 09/05/2009 - 09:22 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 09/04/2009 - 18:49 | Link to Comment Lou629
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Actually Safire and Buchanan are both given credit for writing it for Agnew by time magazine.

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,985217,00.html

With the help of White House speechwriters Pat Buchanan and William Safire, Agnew developed a distinctive, jeering speech style that mixed some heavy fun into the contempt.

In a 1969 speech against war protesters, he said, "A spirit of national masochism prevails, encouraged by an effete corps of impudent snobs who characterize themselves as intellectuals." "In the United States today," Agnew told a 1970 audience in San Diego, "we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism."

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 17:31 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 09/04/2009 - 17:54 | Link to Comment Bob
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Jeese, Rosie, what a spoil sport--where's the wonder of that indomitable American spirit? Perhaps it's the freeloaders, petty criminals, deadbeats, healthcare advocates and socialists fucking everything up . . .

God Bless America. 

 

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 18:07 | Link to Comment Ben_the_Bald
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Here's the only unemployment chart worth looking at:

 

http://www.calculatedriskblog.com/2009/09/employment-report-216k-jobs-lo...

 

Second graph in that post, updated monthly of course.

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 19:36 | Link to Comment Monroe
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Great read, but... second sentence: "While it is 100% true that the earthquake is behind us..."  I don't think so.

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 19:38 | Link to Comment Ned Zeppelin
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Here's the deal: where we are is the stimulus has blunted the blow of a bad credit contraction that was fueling a stupid economy based on housing, Chinese goods, and financial sector madness.   Post Labor Day, it will become increasingly clear that the "Throw Borrowed Money at It and Hope It Goes Away" has failed, and that the migration of wounded and dying beasts wandering in to stumble and die in the already overfilled burying grounds of bad assets and bad loans has not abated.  This will not go away anytime soon, and the equities market can do its levitation act forever, but it's simply not measuring what is really going on.  It is the portion of the economy that is still in 2006 to 2007, disconnected from reality (but not so disconnected that it did not panic and expend a portion of its monstrously bloated political capital to save itself, at our expense,  from dying a quick death since last September). Watch your own situation and plan accordingly. At some point, the cavalry simply will not be coming to save the day.

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 20:43 | Link to Comment MinnesotaNice
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Interesting that China was hinting at intervening in its equity markets... everything is an illusion... nothing is real or solid anymore.

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 20:59 | Link to Comment Printfaster
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Never mind whether we have a U shaped, V shaped, L shaped, or W shaped recovery, we are going into an A shaped recovery.  How about a capital Gamma shaped recovery:

 

 

We fundamentally lack a bottom.  Without a manufacturing or extraction based economy, we are left with a choice between FIRE and North Korean economies.  ( I am excluding boutique economies like those supported by tourism, religion, piracy or tax shelters).  Currently Congress and the White House are going North Korean.  I want to learn to march like a goose without inducing a hernia, and wear those nifty boots that have all those antiskid studs.

Seriously, we have lost heart to be productive.  We are fighting doing anything of meaning with our lives, other than our soldiers and sailors.  Perhaps our future is 1984 where we are just soldiers battling Oceania.

I talked to folks in CRE and they are shutting down.  This is going over the cliff.

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Sat, 09/05/2009 - 02:12 | Link to Comment MinnesotaNice
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nice... I am like the cat waiting for the mouse... come on next leg down...

Sat, 09/05/2009 - 13:39 | Link to Comment Lionhead
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What I find interesting, besides the data & analysis, is that folks like Rosie are abandoning the US to find other homes where their objectivity is taken more seriously. Wall Street economists all preach from the same choir. As such, they all tow the same rosy "green shoots" party line.

So what's the result? Smart folks exit US leaving dumb folks in charge of sheeple investors. A winning combination for a fleecing. At least in the '30's volume was increasing in the bear market rally. Today, volume is decreasing showing the distribution to the sheeple investors. The evidence is right under their noses, but it goes unheeded. Maybe what he failed to mention is never underestimate the stupidity of the public. If there were "stupidity" futures, I'd be all in.

 

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Mon, 09/07/2009 - 03:07 | Link to Comment Pork Fried Rice
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Tyler, you need to have a disclaimer: Do NOT get high and read this

 

.... kinda ironic how a guy nicknamed rosie is consistently bearish (though accurate)

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