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Running Your Portfolio Like A Football Team

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Expert "whose picks move markets" Louis Navellier "does a screen" for such tried and true criteria as sales growth, margin growth, return on equity and cash flow and picks the "best" companies available. Strangely absent from this screen are any valuation criteria (Amazon at 45x forward P/E is so 2005 fundamentals) but when you have a bubble to substantiate any rubbish one wants to spin based on conflicts of interest too numerous to even highlight in passing, why care? For those whose heads are about to explode, Louis provides a formidable analogy: he "runs his portfolio like as a football team, mmmk? So, you know, as long as you got all the stats we run with ya." Brilliant.

Like we said, true expert.

 




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Tue, 10/13/2009 - 19:35 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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It's pure "dance while the music plays" which has nothing to do with fundamentals. Whatever happened to "fiduciary responsibility"?

Fundamentals? I don't need no stinking fundamentals. P/E ratio? Oh, you mean "pure excitement."

If I ran my clients money like this and the SEC responded to a complaint against me, I'd lose my license. These jokers would get a promotion, a $200 Million bonus and a "job well done" 4 week vacation in Cancun.

Because everyone else is reckless, the only measure required of you is to be no more reckless than the next guy.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 22:25 | Link to Comment Pamela Anderson
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I want to insert an image

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 22:27 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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become a contributor 

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 22:32 | Link to Comment Pamela Anderson
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Cheeky Bastard, do you think that you will be able to insert this image for me?

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/3238/michellecarusocabrera.jpg

I "really enjoy" CNBC and all its assets!!!

 

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 22:37 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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fraid not Pamela; i'm not a contributor and i think the link will suffice; oh and that's some GUNT on MCC.

Wed, 10/14/2009 - 09:22 | Link to Comment koaj
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+1. you will get a call from bignaturals.com for a finders fee on this one

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 19:34 | Link to Comment Unscarred
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Screw fundamentals.  I want Michael Vick in MY portfolio.  Throw in a Braylon Edward, maybe a few flashes from the past (I'm thinking Ryan Leaf!  And is Earl Campbell available?), oh, and don't forget Derrick Thomas...

Okay, NOW who got game?!

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 21:53 | Link to Comment Village Idiot
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Ryan leaf - flash from the past?  Douche from the past. 

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 19:36 | Link to Comment ghostfaceinvestah
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What, no "eyeballs" or "unique page visits"?

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 20:36 | Link to Comment deadhead
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+1

not only do people forget the dot bust, they forgot what happened within the past year! 

 

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 19:47 | Link to Comment Rollerball
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Trade or die?  

Glad I don't have millions under management trying to "iron-man" dark pools.  Why not throw the dice on micro-managed 11-man million dollar teams of a billion dollar team conglomerate?  Beats betting on expendable platoons "playing" in Afghanistan.  Their "disabled" list doesn't have a "temporary".  

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 19:46 | Link to Comment TraderMark
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Tyler it would be a very short show if every day they said

 

"Dollar down, buy anything priced in dollars. Thank you Ben"

 

p.s. I just noticed Fast Money no longer is showing in the midnight slot as a 2nd rerun anymore... mmm, I see car people.

 

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 19:55 | Link to Comment ghostfaceinvestah
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To add to that thought, here is a great article about the potential for hyperinflation coming, and how it might play itself out.  These are scary times to hold USD.

http://www.prudentbear.com/index.php/thebearslairview?art_id=10296

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 20:04 | Link to Comment bonddude
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Yeah. I remeber Louie. Great in up years, terrible in down years. "Uh, Screens...yeah...that's the ticket !"

 

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 20:09 | Link to Comment Daedal
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The only thing his analysis moved was my bowels.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 20:42 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 10/13/2009 - 20:46 | Link to Comment deadhead
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we ARE back in the dot com...

from cnbc dot com, the current headline:

"tech-tacular"

 

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 20:52 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Sham Wow.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 20:59 | Link to Comment deadhead
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look at the final ah trading on intc....this has to be seen to be believed (Notice all the little 100 shares trades as well). check out the last trade and the closing price.

http://www.nasdaq.com/aspxcontent/ExtendedTradingTrades.aspx?selected=INTC&mkttype=after&symbol=INTC&symbol=KEY&symbol=TEX&symbol=NTAP&symbol=TRGL&symbol=DRYS

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 20:59 | Link to Comment bruce wayne
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The Nikkei missed the memo

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 21:26 | Link to Comment deadhead
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actually they just got it a few minutes ago.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 21:25 | Link to Comment Edna R. Rider
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I watch CNBC about twice a week for about 15 minutes.  I really want to like it.  It is after all financial entertainment and I am a finance girl and it is so spunky and positive about the world and like trying to read the sports pages it makes me feel good.  (No irony intended.)  Then they have on an "expert" guest.  I start to listen and I am totally aware that the person (the guy, let's face it, all guys) is going to talk his book, going to say, hey, buy some stocks, buy the stocks I own, never a better time, especially the stocks I own.  But half way through this I just start to feel sick.  I turn the sound off.  That doesn't help.  Makes it worse.  I think to myself, what's wrong with you, why can't you just listen to this guy, see if he has a good idea.  Then I realize, holy Christ, this is the most arrogant asshole I've ever seen on TV, ever.  And every time I try to watch again I have the same reaction.  Yuck, what an arrogant asshole.  Then I realize:  the whole goddamn administration, from the leader (Summers), down to the bottom guy (Obama), arrogant, horrible, dishonest assholes.  I tried Bloomberg but the second I think they'll have on a smart guy (Biderman) they'll basically spend the whole time humoring him and patronizing him, because you know, he's using facts and all, and yuck, who wants such a downer for a guest.  Now I just have on ESPN.  Without the sound.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 21:27 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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I watch CNBC 

why would you do that to yourself ?

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 21:31 | Link to Comment Edna R. Rider
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I always wanted to be one of the guys, one of the "real" traders.  You know, sort of dumb, lots of pizza, big house in Rye.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 21:34 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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be yourself,; first and foremost; that will take you places; imitation; not so much ... originality is the name of the game ...

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