SAC Discloses Government Subpoena (Top 100 Holdings Presented)

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Tue, 11/23/2010 - 15:35 | 750161 NoBull1994
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Stevie will always have his looks, though.

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 15:36 | 750165 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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He looks like Hank Paulson's fat cousin.

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 15:45 | 750195 Double down
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More like a faggopatomus

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 15:49 | 750220 Slash
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I was just reading Schwagers "stock market wizards" the other day. 2nd to last guy interviewed....none other than Steven Cohen......./barf

 

captcha = ____ + 22 = 24?

 

 

time for harder captchas....

 

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 16:25 | 750358 velobabe
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i think that one was intended for me, tyler forgot.

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 16:38 | 750409 Joe Davola
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Careful, or you'll get the "prove Fermat's last theorem" captcha.

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 16:49 | 750445 cougar_w
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LOL nice one

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 18:16 | 750763 snowball777
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I'm gonna need way more than 2 chars for that.

Wed, 11/24/2010 - 03:14 | 751764 chopper read
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i actually DID prove Fermat's Last Theorem one night whilst on acid, but i lost the piece of paper.  Go figure.

 

get it?  "go figure"? 

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 18:52 | 750822 Careless Whisper
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interesting. this is from the story:

For now I will refrain from revealing too much of the article’s contents except to alert you that it includes excruciating detail about this Milken network, shocking facts about some traders who are dangerous in every sense of the word, and a tremendous amount of information regarding some singularly ruthless organized crime groups and people tied to the world’s most violent terrorist outfits.

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 16:24 | 750353 velobabe
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fagasaurus sex

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 17:44 | 750648 The Rock
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trannysaurus sex (t. sex)

Wed, 11/24/2010 - 08:56 | 751947 Widowmaker
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Don't let the junks get you down - it appears that more and more users from the Huffagton post visit ZH.

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 15:56 | 750250 MasterB
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At least they don't grease back their hair.

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 20:04 | 750948 Rainman
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....ah yah, round up all the unusually ugly bald guys.

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 21:19 | 751051 chindit13
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He has a very lovely and charming wife.  No kidding.

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 15:58 | 750259 Ripped Chunk
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I'm sure he fancies himself the suave, handsome master of the universe just like the rest of the socipaths of his ilk.

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 17:29 | 750586 doolittlegeorge
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"suave and deboner"?

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 20:02 | 750939 Ted K
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Looking at Steve Cohen I keep wondering what Kosher food could make a man's teeth so yellow and is fluoride spoken against in the Torah??? 

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 15:41 | 750187 ZackAttack
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I wonder sometimes about these billionaires.

Like, how Trump wears a rug that looks like the matted ass-hair of an orange tabbycat.

And, kee-rist, have you ever seen George Lucas' teeth? Could he not drop a thousand or so on Invisalign?

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 15:51 | 750224 Desenstematic
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They look like that for a reason,

So your run of the mill construction worker thinks he could "kick his ass" and continues about his toiling...

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 16:16 | 750326 Agent P
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"...Trump wears a rug that looks like the matted ass-hair of an orange tabbycat."

That's top shelf color commentary!  I applaud you sir.

 

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 19:46 | 750908 Problem Is
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You insult matted-ass orange tabby cats, sir...
I challenge you Donald Trump <BITCH><SLAP> to a duel...

Since you would be fucking up my chili cheese dog order right now if your daddy had not left you $400 million...

Your choice of weapons, sir....

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 16:25 | 750352 Leo Kolivakis
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Trump is a shameless self-promoter -- always was one, always will be one. In the world of real estate, he is a midget compared to guys like Tom Barrack and John Grayken. I wish America would fire Trump once and for all!

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 17:30 | 750589 doolittlegeorge
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that's why we love him!

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 21:28 | 751063 chindit13
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It's part of their bug-out kit.  They can blend into the crowd and be "misunderestimated".  Remember what got people pushing daisies, or lotus blossoms, in Khmer Rouge Kampuchea.  Handsome, good teeth, soft hands, glasses.....

On the other hand, guys like Louis Bacon couldn't hide at the Rose Bowl on New Year's Day.

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 15:54 | 750238 Bananamerican
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i'm not prone to visualizing a man on a roasting spit but...

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 16:16 | 750328 Ratscam
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he definitely pays double price at the brothels

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 16:38 | 750411 Desenstematic
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Look at the weird "colorful children sculpture" in the front of his yard:

 

http://virtualglobetrotting.com/map/steven-cohens-home/view/?service=1

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 17:52 | 750678 UpShotKnotHoleGrable
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nice job zh

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 17:56 | 750683 UpShotKnotHoleGrable
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no idea why it's trip posting


Tue, 11/23/2010 - 17:53 | 750687 UpShotKnotHoleGrable
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Nice job ZH.  You don't have to take anybody's shit!

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 15:37 | 750164 Dr. Engali
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Clearly this is what Darth Vader would look like without the burns.

 

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 18:03 | 750720 Jaw Knee Cash
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The dying repentant Vader, of course. "Luke, I'm so sorry I blew off all your little league games for coke, hookers, and being a master of the universe." "It's ok pop, I'm just glad we had this special moment together before you skurry off to star-hell for being such a murderous douche bag for so long."

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 15:36 | 750166 cougar_w
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SAC: they got nuthin on me the rats

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 15:37 | 750168 jory
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Stevie ain't going down.  He'll have the best attorneys money can buy who will tear up the government guys in their polyester shirts and clip-on ties.  

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 15:53 | 750235 Mad Max
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You mean all the federal prosecutors now joining the Federal $150k club, while private practice attorneys hope to get their fees paid?

Oh, this guy's defense attorneys will be paid more than the prosecutors, but to think it's an unfair fight in his benefit is ignorant.

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 16:11 | 750306 OutLookingIn
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 Why not?

The Department of Wrist Slaps is ready in case of guilty verdicts!

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 17:36 | 750614 Crisismode
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Hey Jory! How's that PM call you made this morning working out for you?!?!

by jory
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Looks like the Buy Gold crowd is going to get a Colon Cleansing for Thanksgiving.  LMFAO!!!!

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 18:07 | 750737 R Man J
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+1376.70

 

Good work Crisismode. An all-too-rare documented troll-capture!

 

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 15:37 | 750171 BrianOFlanagan
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another win for Project Mayhem

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 15:38 | 750174 tmosley
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Doing the SEC's work for them, eh?

Well done.

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 15:38 | 750178 jory
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I'd like to know why he hired Ron Insana other than he made him feel better about being fat and ugly.  Tall, fat and ugly is better than short, fat and ugly.

 

 

 

 

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 15:39 | 750180 LFMayor
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EXECUTE HIM, HONEY-BUNNY!

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 16:00 | 750270 Ripped Chunk
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Its the one that says "Bad Motherfucker" on it.

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 15:44 | 750192 GhostTrader
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seems like a nice guy, what seems to be the problem?

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 15:57 | 750251 Bananamerican
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apparently he's actually a man of great avarice, vanity and mendacity...

the community is shocked

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